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Spurs151
06-06-2012, 04:32 PM
From my inside sources I hear the stomach virus has spread to a couple of guys on the team. I hope they can get well and play hard and go out and win

hater
06-06-2012, 04:33 PM
no worries. they sent bonner on an adult diaper mission

timvp
06-06-2012, 04:33 PM
Unfortunately I heard the same :td

timtonymanu
06-06-2012, 04:35 PM
Well ... fuck.

Bobby Peru
06-06-2012, 04:35 PM
:lmao

literally shitting themselves out of the series

don't worry the real men in Boston will take OKC out

JudynTX
06-06-2012, 04:38 PM
Quick, someone tell Gary Neal to go cough on Joey Crawford.

SpurinDallas
06-06-2012, 04:39 PM
Damn it. Talk about pissing in our cereal.

silverblk mystix
06-06-2012, 04:41 PM
It's not supposed to be easy but this is getting fuckin' ridiculous...

dbreiden83080
06-06-2012, 04:41 PM
Oh please i don't want to hear any excuses.. You put yourselves in this position go out and play...

clambake
06-06-2012, 04:43 PM
stomach bug or gutless?

just kidding.

spurs win.

WeNeedLength
06-06-2012, 04:44 PM
Who has it???

Mugen
06-06-2012, 04:45 PM
:lol no fuckin way

Floyd Pacquiao
06-06-2012, 04:47 PM
lol so who else got sick?

Kuestmaster
06-06-2012, 04:48 PM
I hope it's Bonner and Mills/Anderson/Blair. If it's anyone else we're fucked

Dex
06-06-2012, 04:50 PM
Well.....shit.

beachwood
06-06-2012, 04:50 PM
CIA Pop.

Budkin
06-06-2012, 04:50 PM
This is a huge advantage. Post them up and shit in your pants. Easy 2.

Kuestmaster
06-06-2012, 04:51 PM
We can always scare the hell out of their frontline with the smell.

bthewigwam
06-06-2012, 04:52 PM
This is a huge advantage. Post them up and shit in your pants. Easy 2.

:lol

I'm curious as to who as well?

dbreiden83080
06-06-2012, 04:54 PM
How will we know if Tony has it?? Playing soft is not exactly new this series..

Beanzamillion21
06-06-2012, 04:55 PM
Tim Duncan has had the poofy sick eyes the last 3 games, tbh.

timvp
06-06-2012, 04:56 PM
Don't know of the specifics of who else besides Neal.

ohmwrecker
06-06-2012, 04:57 PM
Goddamn taco trucks!

Spurs151
06-06-2012, 04:58 PM
Well my sources say Neal, Anderson and Blair, but there is a possibility that it could have spread to a lot more. Will keep you updated

TacoCabanaFajitas
06-06-2012, 04:59 PM
Goddamnit how terrible

ffadicted
06-06-2012, 04:59 PM
Oh god please let it be Matt Bonner and Patty Mills

Mugen
06-06-2012, 04:59 PM
Well if it was something they ate, then chalk Boris up as one of them for sure.

Budkin
06-06-2012, 05:00 PM
They need to keep farting all game.

FromWayDowntown
06-06-2012, 05:01 PM
The old Creme Brulee bug has a strong history for the Spurs in Game 6's on the road in the West Finals.

Maybe Patty Mills plays the role of Steve Kerr, with Stephen Jackson and Manu Ginobili each playing themselves.

Bulwark
06-06-2012, 05:01 PM
Don't know of the specifics of who else besides Neal.
Bonner? Yeah, right... he'll be the healthiest of the bunch and get all the playing time.

naico
06-06-2012, 05:01 PM
Well my sources say Neal, Anderson and Blair, but there is a possibility that it could have spread to a lot more. Will keep you updated

Those guys do hang out together. Makes sense.

tesseractive
06-06-2012, 05:02 PM
no worries. they sent bonner on an adult diaper mission

He already keeps them in his locker, tbh.

Harry Callahan
06-06-2012, 05:14 PM
If it isn't one thing it's another since game two. Ridiculous.

gameFACE
06-06-2012, 05:16 PM
Maybe the Thunder defense won't stay as close.

Bynumite
06-06-2012, 05:16 PM
Tired Old Shit Bags... literally :lmao

Harry Callahan
06-06-2012, 05:19 PM
Is Bynum a tired young s**t bag? $17MM per year to a guy who doesn't really care.

loveforthegame
06-06-2012, 05:40 PM
As if they haven't shit the bed enough during these games.

dougp
06-06-2012, 05:43 PM
It's absolutely disgusting to see posters wishing it on certain people. You people should fucking be ashamed.

easy7
06-06-2012, 05:44 PM
You can always depend on Depends...

TDMVPDPOY
06-06-2012, 05:53 PM
backs against the wall, and this is how they going to go out with a bang, diarriah....

baseline bum
06-06-2012, 05:56 PM
Unfortunately I heard the same :td

So Neal fucks the team even when he's not on the floor?

baseline bum
06-06-2012, 05:57 PM
I hope the Bonner has it too. Wait, scratch that. I hope Bonner has AIDS instead.

Keepin' it real
06-06-2012, 05:58 PM
Well shit.

Spurs9
06-06-2012, 06:10 PM
Does this really surprise any of you? If the Spurs roll into a restaurant all together, the cooks are going to try everything to make them sick with the food. It happens all the time. OKC bastards....

ploto
06-06-2012, 06:19 PM
Lots of people in SA have had a stomach bug the past couple of weeks.

SanAntonioSpurs23
06-06-2012, 07:13 PM
I just watched a practice video from the Spurs FB, and it looked like Neal was shooting around.....

ginobili fan
06-06-2012, 07:20 PM
This is a huge advantage. Post them up and shit in your pants. Easy 2.

:lol

ManuTastic
06-06-2012, 07:22 PM
Well my sources say Neal, Anderson and Blair, but there is a possibility that it could have spread to a lot more. Will keep you updated

Well, if it's just those three, thank god.

T Park
06-06-2012, 07:24 PM
I hope the Bonner has it too. Wait, scratch that. I hope Bonner has AIDS instead.

Tasteless....

tesseractive
06-06-2012, 07:25 PM
Well, if it's just those three, thank god.

:tu

Harry Callahan
06-06-2012, 07:28 PM
If Neal is out, that is a significant loss. He probably was ill on Saturday too. The hits just keep coming.

angelbelow
06-06-2012, 07:28 PM
Depending on the severity...

a stomach bug could cause some physical problems

-painful cramps, dizziness, dehydration, fever, etc. All of these symptoms are common and unfortunately, all of them cause problems with physical performance.

DPG21920
06-06-2012, 07:32 PM
lol so who else got sick?


Tasteless....

Would saying he wishes he drank drain-o be better?

Russ
06-06-2012, 07:34 PM
Well if it was something they ate, then chalk Boris up as one of them for sure.

Sacramento room-service cheeseburger?

ace3g
06-06-2012, 07:35 PM
looks like refs even got it:

Jeff McDonald ‏@JMcDonald_SAEN

Hearing official Greg Willard is out tonight and will be replaced with alternate Rodney Mott.

Mike Monroe ‏@Monroe_SA

Referee Rodney Mott will work tonight's WCF Game 6 after Greg Willard had to drop out because of an illness.

DeadlyDynasty
06-06-2012, 07:36 PM
Tasteless....

Lighten up

naico
06-06-2012, 07:37 PM
Neal just took a dump on Greg Willard