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timvp
06-09-2012, 01:56 AM
Happy birthday. Thank you for being patient with me since my meltdown during the first quarter of Game 5 when Pop went with the unspeakable rotation and offering a couple dozen "Sorry about the Spurs" condolences since then. I also apologize for the countless times this conversation occurred during the season:

You: "Are you ever coming to bed?"

Me: "Yeah, hold on. Still writing grades."

You: "WTF, how long does it take?"

Me: "Ten more minutes I promise."

You: "That's what you said an hour ago. :rolleyes"

Me: ":wakeup"





Thanks for being a great mom.

HBD.

silverblk mystix
06-09-2012, 01:57 AM
Happy Birthday!!!!!

Best Wishes

Slomo
06-09-2012, 01:57 AM
Happy birthday.

+1

:tu

Kori Ellis
06-09-2012, 01:58 AM
Thanks.


Thank you for being patient with me since my meltdown during the first quarter of Game 5 when Pop went with the unspeakable rotation...

Pretty epic breakdown, tbh.

"Why is Daddy laying on the floor? He be silly?"

DeadlyDynasty
06-09-2012, 02:01 AM
Happy Birthday. As a gift I will behave for 24 hours.

lefty
06-09-2012, 02:02 AM
Happy B-day Kori !


And thanks Timvp for taking the time to write game grades all season long

Great reads :tu

Rapper
06-09-2012, 02:07 AM
Happy birthday. Thank you for being patient with me since my meltdown during the first quarter of Game 5 when Pop went with the unspeakable rotation and offering a couple dozen "Sorry about the Spurs" condolences since then. I also apologize for the countless times this conversation occurred during the season:

You: "Are you ever coming to bed?"

Me: "Yeah, hold on. Still writing grades."

You: "WTF, how long does it take?"

Me: "Ten more minutes I promise."

You: "That's what you said an hour ago. :rolleyes"

Me: ":wakeup"





Thanks for being a great mom.

HBD.

timvp would you mind to edit your avatar? it reminds me of something I don't wanna remember to.......

Happy Birthday to Kori

Udokafan05
06-09-2012, 02:07 AM
:toast Happy Birthday!

dylankerouac
06-09-2012, 02:11 AM
Happy birthday Kori!

Great site guys!

Slippy
06-09-2012, 02:16 AM
happy birthday Kori .. Hope u have a great day!

Kori Ellis
06-09-2012, 02:17 AM
And for the people who have been asking for updated pics of the kids, here you go:

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8104/isaiahwagon.jpg
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3176/ik1d.jpg
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/227/al1v.jpg
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/1024/al2k.jpg
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2136/gapumb.jpg
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9664/gap9.jpg

baseline bum
06-09-2012, 02:24 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dTBYrtxZg-Q/TCpXh0fb6nI/AAAAAAAACOU/sZmNblLy1hU/s1600/KoriBlackDot1sfw.jpg

Also, you should have taped timvp's reaction to Pop's rotation in game 5 and put it on youtube. We all should have, as they would probably be better than all those 2Girls1Cup reactions.

RodNIc91
06-09-2012, 02:31 AM
Best wishes Kori. Btw your kids are just the sweetest. Oh and thanks for savin timvps life a year ago. This forum wouldnt've been the same. Have a good one

Fernando TD21
06-09-2012, 02:45 AM
Happy birthday!

Jumi
06-09-2012, 02:50 AM
Happy Birthday !

blkroadrunners
06-09-2012, 02:54 AM
Feliz Cumpleanos

DeadlyDynasty
06-09-2012, 03:06 AM
You have 3 kids? When did #3 come along?

Venti Quattro
06-09-2012, 03:07 AM
Happy birthday, Kori. How old are you today?

Kori Ellis
06-09-2012, 03:31 AM
You have 3 kids? When did #3 come along?

They all three have been with us the whole time.

LkrFan
06-09-2012, 03:36 AM
Happy 21st B-day Kori. May you see many more. :)

ElNono
06-09-2012, 03:42 AM
Happy Birthday Kori!

jaffies
06-09-2012, 03:48 AM
Kori Ellis B-

Coming into Spurstalk's 9th season, Kori had a lot to live up to. She has seen this type of pressure before and has usually lived up to the hype surrounding her and her occasional parasite timvp. This season was no different. Trolls were aplenty: Utah jizz profiles, Spurs fans posing as Clippers fans (due to lack of actual Clippers fans), and that one Oklahoma fan with internet access. But she handled it like the 3-time ballroom dancing champion she is. Highlights include a $200 Visa gift card offer, racism has slowed a bit, putting lefty in his/her place, banning culburn, etc. So why the mediocre grade, you ask? Well ask yourself this: how many of your PM's this year has Kori actually responded to? Hey, did my troll account "MetaWorldPenis" get approved? Hell, a couple months ago I got pinked for saying all ladies shoes are basically the same shoe. This season she accrued an abysmal 0-for-7 on GTG opportunites. Damn, damn shame. This grade would've been much lower if it weren't her 25th birthday and all. Oh...that and she's a wonderful mom, and one of the greatest people on this earth. Go Spurs Go.

TDMVPDPOY
06-09-2012, 03:50 AM
hey ur sons 2nd pic, looks like his going to give us the rolling middle finger trick....

shit how fast years flown by

OZWIN
06-09-2012, 03:50 AM
Happy birthday.

TE
06-09-2012, 04:11 AM
Kori Ellis B-

Coming into Spurstalk's 9th season, Kori had a lot to live up to. She has seen this type of pressure before and has usually lived up to the hype surrounding her and her occasional parasite timvp. This season was no different. Trolls were aplenty: Utah jizz profiles, Spurs fans posing as Clippers fans (due to lack of actual Clippers fans), and that one Oklahoma fan with internet access. But she handled it like the 3-time ballroom dancing champion she is. Highlights include a $200 Visa gift card offer, racism has slowed a bit, putting lefty in his/her place, banning culburn, etc. So why the mediocre grade, you ask? Well ask yourself this: how many of your PM's this year has Kori actually responded to? Hey, did my troll account "MetaWorldPenis" get approved? Hell, a couple months ago I got pinked for saying all ladies shoes are basically the same shoe. This season she accrued an abysmal 0-for-7 on GTG opportunites. Damn, damn shame. This grade would've been much lower if it weren't her 25th birthday and all. Oh...that and she's a wonderful mom, and one of the greatest people on this earth. Go Spurs Go.

Nah bro, pretty sure she gets an A+ just by the very fact of staying strong by timvp's side during his medical ordeal.


Happy birthday! :toast

team-work
06-09-2012, 04:41 AM
Happy birthday. Enjoy with your family. The kids are lovely.

Joechin
06-09-2012, 06:00 AM
Happy Birthday. Nice kids pics.:toast

100%duncan
06-09-2012, 06:22 AM
Happy Birthday!

A game 7 win would have been a nice gift :cry

alucardthereaper
06-09-2012, 06:31 AM
Happy birthday, all the best.

007nites
06-09-2012, 06:58 AM
Happy Birthday

CubanMustGo
06-09-2012, 07:32 AM
Happy birthday, Kori. Many happy returns!

Spurs Brazil
06-09-2012, 07:34 AM
Happy Birthday Kori!

carina_gino20
06-09-2012, 07:49 AM
Happy birthday, Kori!

Paranoid Pop
06-09-2012, 08:33 AM
Happy B-day, all the best!

SpursWoman
06-09-2012, 09:04 AM
Happy Birthday, Kori! I hope you have a wonderful day! :makeout


http://media.cakecentral.com/gallery/709845/600-1265735610.jpg

ploto
06-09-2012, 09:08 AM
http://www.wishyoucard.com/assets/cards/bouquet/Kori.jpg

jjktkk
06-09-2012, 09:10 AM
Happy Birthday Kori. :toast

Bruno
06-09-2012, 09:11 AM
Happy Birthday, Kori.

sananspursfan21
06-09-2012, 09:14 AM
Happy birthday!

Hook Dem
06-09-2012, 09:26 AM
Happy birthday Kori

TampaDude
06-09-2012, 09:34 AM
Happy Birthday, Kori.

May you have many more! :toast

loveforthegame
06-09-2012, 09:35 AM
Happy Birthday Kori.

NRHector
06-09-2012, 09:51 AM
Happy Birthday Kori :toast

thOOdee
06-09-2012, 09:56 AM
happy b-day!.....thanks for the greatest forum ever!

Brazil
06-09-2012, 10:13 AM
Kori Ellis B-

Coming into Spurstalk's 9th season, Kori had a lot to live up to. She has seen this type of pressure before and has usually lived up to the hype surrounding her and her occasional parasite timvp. This season was no different. Trolls were aplenty: Utah jizz profiles, Spurs fans posing as Clippers fans (due to lack of actual Clippers fans), and that one Oklahoma fan with internet access. But she handled it like the 3-time ballroom dancing champion she is. Highlights include a $200 Visa gift card offer, racism has slowed a bit, putting lefty in his/her place, banning culburn, etc. So why the mediocre grade, you ask? Well ask yourself this: how many of your PM's this year has Kori actually responded to? Hey, did my troll account "MetaWorldPenis" get approved? Hell, a couple months ago I got pinked for saying all ladies shoes are basically the same shoe. This season she accrued an abysmal 0-for-7 on GTG opportunites. Damn, damn shame. This grade would've been much lower if it weren't her 25th birthday and all. Oh...that and she's a wonderful mom, and one of the greatest people on this earth. Go Spurs Go.

:lol

Happy B Day Kori !

FvckMavs
06-09-2012, 10:29 AM
Happy birthday! Your kids are beautiful!

smaka
06-09-2012, 11:08 AM
Happy birthday!

DMC
06-09-2012, 11:36 AM
Wow they grow up fast.

Happy birth-weekend.

Man In Black
06-09-2012, 11:47 AM
Mrs. MIB and me would like to wish you an amazing Birthday.

Seems like it was just yesterday you roamed So Cal with us and 3 kids later, you and Timvp still rock it!
:flag:

ElNono
06-09-2012, 11:47 AM
Kori Ellis B-

Coming into Spurstalk's 9th season, Kori had a lot to live up to. She has seen this type of pressure before and has usually lived up to the hype surrounding her and her occasional parasite timvp. This season was no different. Trolls were aplenty: Utah jizz profiles, Spurs fans posing as Clippers fans (due to lack of actual Clippers fans), and that one Oklahoma fan with internet access. But she handled it like the 3-time ballroom dancing champion she is. Highlights include a $200 Visa gift card offer, racism has slowed a bit, putting lefty in his/her place, banning culburn, etc. So why the mediocre grade, you ask? Well ask yourself this: how many of your PM's this year has Kori actually responded to? Hey, did my troll account "MetaWorldPenis" get approved? Hell, a couple months ago I got pinked for saying all ladies shoes are basically the same shoe. This season she accrued an abysmal 0-for-7 on GTG opportunites. Damn, damn shame. This grade would've been much lower if it weren't her 25th birthday and all. Oh...that and she's a wonderful mom, and one of the greatest people on this earth. Go Spurs Go.

:lol

Legacy
06-09-2012, 11:59 AM
And for the people who have been asking for updated pics of the kids, here you go:

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8104/isaiahwagon.jpg
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3176/ik1d.jpg
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/227/al1v.jpg
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/1024/al2k.jpg
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2136/gapumb.jpg
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9664/gap9.jpg


SSSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Happy Birthday!! :birthday:

Spurologist
06-09-2012, 12:00 PM
Happy BDAY Kori!

Legacy
06-09-2012, 12:06 PM
SSSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Happy Birthday!! :birthday:


... Tell me if you want me to unquote for any reason. ;)

Tee-Hee.

FromWayDowntown
06-09-2012, 12:11 PM
Happy Birthday, Kori.

TXstbobcat
06-09-2012, 12:37 PM
Have a great birthday Kori.

flipspursfan
06-09-2012, 12:53 PM
Adorable children Kori!! And thank you for making this good site possible. Magandang Kaarawan! Happy birthday to you :)

SamoanTD
06-09-2012, 12:58 PM
Happy Birthday mother of spurstalk.

Robz4000
06-09-2012, 01:00 PM
Happy bday Kori!

~Sweetmelody~
06-09-2012, 05:47 PM
Happy Birthday Kori and your kids are adorable!

mouse
06-09-2012, 08:48 PM
Happy Birthday!

http://www.mailbling.com/det02.jpg

mouse
06-09-2012, 08:52 PM
Good to see him on the bandwagon early.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8104/isaiahwagon.jpg

timtonymanu
06-09-2012, 08:53 PM
Happy Birthday, Kori Ellis! :toast

bthewigwam
06-09-2012, 08:54 PM
Happy Birthday.

Hope its a great day for you and a shitty one for LeBron.

phxspurfan
06-09-2012, 09:13 PM
Happy birthday! Thanks again for keeping ST around and making it a great place for all of us.