2012 NBA Finals ELE bet: loser is banished from ST for the entire offseason

[Venti Quattro]

Straight up bet of who will win the NBA Finals. I'm going with Miami.

Any takers?

[Venti Quattro]

come on fkn wankers you wanna fckn take it.

[JamStone]

Deal. I'll take OKC. Game on.

[Venti Quattro]

Deal. I'll take OKC. Game on.

I will PM this thread to Kori, LJ and Slomo. Deal.

[Ace]

Why couldn't some other asshole take the deal?

[Venti Quattro]

Why couldn't some other asshole take the deal?

No shit poster is good enough to take a man-sized bet.

[Darth_Pelican]

:corn:

What about JamStone's Executive Committee duties in the offseason? Is he banned from posting in there too? Just curious

[flipspursfan]

Hm.. I'll go with Miami in 6 not because they're my team but because this has been a long time coming. Especially for Lebron.

[djohn2oo8]

Kool needs to take this bet. And Horse.

[Darth_Pelican]

Kool needs to take this bet. And Horse.

Why? so he can welch yet again?

[Dex]

TBH I don't care about either of these teams enough to stake the boring, pointless offseason chatter of SpursTalk on it.

[djohn2oo8]

Why? so he can welch yet again?
He'll be banned if he does.

[Monostradamus]

P3IiDBEOOcE

[tlongII]

OKC gonna wax that ass.

[Sportcamper]

No Deal! Jam Stone is one of the few posters that actually talks about & understands basketball…Why not exchange a bottle of wine & call it good…

[HarlemHeat37]

Timmy2Zo should do it, tbh..

Jamstone doesn't post much anymore and he doesn't care about either team..

I'd do it, but I'm a welcher, tbh..

[Sportcamper]

I'd do it, but I'm a welcher, tbh..

:lmao:rollin:lmao

[Darth_Pelican]

Timmy2Zo should do it, tbh..

Jamstone doesn't post much anymore and he doesn't care about either team..

I'd do it, but I'm a welcher, tbh..

Timmy2Zo already swore on his life that Heat would win, so if they lose, I don't see the point of him taking this bet seeing that he will be gone regardless.

[DPG21920]

No shit poster is good enough to take a man-sized bet.

:lmao. Try betting money. It's not a man sized bet to stop posting. It's especially not manly to do so when it's the slowest time of the year as well when most drastically dial back their posting anyways.

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao. Try betting money. It's not a man sized bet to stop posting. It's especially not manly to do so when it's the slowest time of the year as well when most drastically dial back their posting anyways.

What a snobby thing to say :rolleyes

[Edward]

Why bet money on this site when there's like an 85% chance the person you're betting won't pay if you win?

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lmao. Try betting money.

I tried...

[DPG21920]

I already bet though. You were late. I'll consider doing a $200 bet with you DD. Although the thought of losing 500 on the Heat again isn't a pleasant one :lol

[DPG21920]

Why bet money on this site when there's like an 85% chance the person you're betting won't pay if you win?

Well once you learn your lesson and who's acceptable it's not a huge issue especially if moderated by Kori. Sucks that everyone is a humble honest guy like me though.

[Brazil]

Well once you learn your lesson and who's acceptable it's not a huge issue especially if moderated by Kori. Sucks that everyone is a humble honest guy like me though.

yes don't bet with luva, cul, kool or harlem and you will be fine

[DeadlyDynasty]

I already bet though. You were late. I'll consider doing a $200 bet with you DD. Although the thought of losing 500 on the Heat again isn't a pleasant one :lol

$200 sounds alright...I guess. How much do yo already have on Miami, tbh?

[DPG21920]

$300

[DeadlyDynasty]

Call off that wager and bet 5 bills with me, scro. That way, if you win you get $500 and the knowledge you've beaten a Laker fan.

[DPG21920]

Can't call it off, I'd feel like a d*ck. I'm not sure I trust either team so betting $500 is dicey.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I don't trust either team too, but I'm a gamblin' man. $200 it is then if you're still game.

[DPG21920]

I'll let you know by 7.

[DeadlyDynasty]

k, I still have another $300 on the table for anyone else interested in betting these Finals.

[Edward]

Well once you learn your lesson and who's acceptable it's not a huge issue especially if moderated by Kori. Sucks that everyone is a humble honest guy like me though.
Who really is acceptable :lol

You and midnightpulp are the two people on this site who I can recall have lost a bet that wasn't moderated and actually paid. How do you know dallaskd would have paid you if you had won the bet? It's pretty impossible to know whether or not a complete stranger is trustworthy. Even after winning a bet against midnight and getting paid by midnight, lakaluva lost a bet to midnight a year later and didn't pay him. Anyone else on this site might have the same lack of morals as luva :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Can't call it off, I'd feel like a d*ck. I'm not sure I trust either team so betting $500 is dicey.

So I took a dime breezy out to lunch today and her text message back to me was...Kevin I wish I had met you before I got married now I'm conflicted. Your conversation and spirit is so desirable. I want to see you again. Thanks for lunch..

I had no idea she was married.

[Koolaid_Man]

Straight up bet of who will win the NBA Finals. I'm going with Miami.

Any takers?

I'm rooting for OKC....I will take the bet with a few caveats

[JamStone]

:corn:

What about JamStone's Executive Committee duties in the offseason? Is he banned from posting in there too? Just curious

If it's amenable to Venti, make an addendum to the bet that I can post in the EC forum for purposes of voting on a bill or for monthly pinking/bannings. If that's cool, bet can stay on.

[JamStone]

Jamstone doesn't post much anymore and he doesn't care about either team..


Partially true. My posting has definitely fallen off this past season. But there's still a difference in not posting that much versus not being able to post at all. And I do have at least a recreational if not semi-strong rooting interest to see LeBron and the Heat lose.

[Reck]

:lmao. Try betting money. It's not a man sized bet to stop posting. It's especially not manly to do so when it's the slowest time of the year as well when most drastically dial back their posting anyways.

Bingo!

[mavs>spurs]

:lmao. Try betting money. It's not a man sized bet to stop posting. It's especially not manly to do so when it's the slowest time of the year as well when most drastically dial back their posting anyways.

You are not manly.

[DPG21920]

Awwssshiiiyt here we go

[Stalin]

Awwssshiiiyt here we go

how does that make you feel? knowing you're not very manly

[DPG21920]

DD, I'll do $500 on the series (I got Heat) only if I get 1.3 to 1 odds (since OKC has HC).

[DPG21920]

how does that make you feel? knowing you're not very manly

Like a chick w a large d*ck normally feels, I guess.

[Stalin]

Like a chick w a large d*ck normally feels, I guess.

indeed, but i've heard your dick is proportional to your height, tbh

[DPG21920]

indeed, but i've heard your dick is proportional to your height, tbh

God didn't completely screw me over IMHO.

[Stalin]

God didn't completely screw me over IMHO.


:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

DD, I'll do $500 on the series (I got Heat) only if I get 1.3 to 1 odds (since OKC has HC).

No...Thunder have HCA, but Heat have the best player on the planet--and the best SG. Wouldn't you agree?

[mavs>spurs]

Don't bet with DPG he's never wrong..even if his team loses somehow he still wins and the money will be sucked right out of your paypal account.

[DAF86]

DD weren't you on the Heat bandwagon earlier on the year?

[DPG21920]

Don't bet with DPG he's never wrong..even if his team loses somehow he still wins and the money will be sucked right out of your paypal account.

We all know you would welsh. I was welshed on and turned around and immeadiately paid a bet I lost. I'm above reproach in this regard.

[DeadlyDynasty]

DD weren't you on the Heat bandwagon earlier on the year?

Im rooting for the heat, but betting on the thunder tbh

[DAF86]

Im rooting for the heat, but betting on the thunder tbh

I thought you had already put some money on the Heat winning it all at the begining of the season.

[Koolaid_Man]

Can't call it off, I'd feel like a d*ck. I'm not sure I trust either team so betting $500 is dicey.

why do you even bother..you're just a sucker for punishment...

perhaps this could be your biggest pay day all year...:lol @ DPG getting all wet over some small time bets :lol

fucking pathetic man

[mavs>spurs]

We all know you would welsh. I was welshed on and turned around and immeadiately paid a bet I lost. I'm above reproach in this regard.

If I was a welsher, then I would have taken your previous bet offer with no intention to pay smart guy :lol

[mavs>spurs]

small time bets :lol

:lol so small that you couldn't even afford to pay up

a real baller would have paid up just to flex

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol so small that you couldn't even afford to pay up

a real baller would have paid up just to flex

you got dam right...I'm not a baller I'm playa

and remember I'm so bad :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueQKuIptDAU

[mavs>spurs]

^not clicking it unless you embed it, could be a rick roll :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

I thought you had already put some money on the Heat winning it all at the begining of the season.

Nah, did i say i did? If so i lied. I was going to bet on the Heat if they played the Spurs, though.

[DPG21920]

Well DD? Okc is clearly the favorite (check the series lines) and 1.3 to 1 is adequate IMO.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Btw, are we still on for $200, dpg?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Well DD? Okc is clearly the favorite (check the series lines) and 1.3 to 1 is adequate IMO.


No...Thunder have HCA, but Heat have the best player on the planet--and the best SG. Wouldn't you agree?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Btw, i have another $200 on the thunder tonight (-5.5)

[DPG21920]

I saw that but that doesn't change the fact okc has hca and is the odds on favorite. No $200 bet.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I saw that but that doesn't change the fact okc has hca and is the odds on favorite. No $200 bet.

Miami was the odds on favorite in the finals last year...much more so than okc is the favorite this year.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'll bet you $100 RW scores more than Wade tonight. Deal?

[DPG21920]

:lol ok. This year OKC is the favorite. I'll tell you what. I'll take Mia at 1.2 to 1 for $500. You are getting the bet you want, the team you want and the favorite and only getting slight odds to adjust. Final offer.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I don't negotiate with terrorists. No deal. What bout the RW bet scro?

[lefty]

Heat

[DPG21920]

No thanks. I only bet with gamblers.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'm in class and my phone's about to die. If you want the RW bet just say deal before gametime and we're set.

[DPG21920]

You can bet in Vegas where you put down 175 to win 100. I'll put down 100 to win 150 (or 500 to win ...750)

[DeadlyDynasty]

No thanks. I only bet with gamblers.

Take the training wheels off and make a straight-up bet.

[DPG21920]

I don't want the RW bet. Would you take the Heat for $500 at 1.2 to 1 and I get okc?

[DeadlyDynasty]

I don't want the RW bet. Would you take the Heat for $500 at 1.2 to 1 and I get okc?

Nope, strictly out of principle now.

[DPG21920]

:lmao

[DPG21920]

Ok, I get the Heat, you get OKC. I win, I get $501, you win you get $499?

Deal?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Taking the cheguevara route...how apropos:lol

[DPG21920]

Do.you.accept.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Ok, I get the Heat, you get OKC. I win, I get $501, you win you get $499?

Deal?

No.

[DeadlyDynasty]

500 straight up...stop acting childish.

[DPG21920]

It's ridiculous you want the favorite straight up. I even offered you heat plus odds.

[mavs>spurs]

lol arguing over a dollar

[DeadlyDynasty]

It's ridiculous you want the favorite straight up. I even offered you heat plus odds.

Why? dallaskd took the same bet last year and he's $500 richer for it. Isn't that right?

[DPG21920]

^ exactly. I even offered him the flip side of the bet I was asking for.

[DPG21920]

Why? dallaskd took the same bet last year and he's $500 richer for it. Isn't that right?

That bet has 0 to do with this bet. If he would have pushed for odds I would have had to consider. Luckily for me, he didn't.

That doesn't have anything to do w our bet though.

[DPG21920]

If you bet someone that should have asked for something but didn't and I tried to use it against you in an unrelated bet, you would laugh at me.

[DeadlyDynasty]

That bet has 0 to do with this bet.


Yeah, he faced longer odds and didnt have the greatest player in the world on his team either. But he took the bet like a man.

We're not all cut from the same cloth, though.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Also, let the record show that i have stood my ground on this bet, while you have already been haggled down from 1.3 to 1.2 and dropping. I'm not counting the 501 bet b/c you were just angry and emotional when you made that offer.

You've already shown a willingness to waver. I'm a redwood.

[DPG21920]

Cool. You also showed you were cowardly since you wouldn't take the flip bet where you get the odds I was offering.

[mavs>spurs]

Y'all stfu and I'll pay the extra dollar!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Cool. You also showed you were cowardly since you wouldn't take the flip bet where you get the odds I was offering.

Why would i bet on a team that i dont think will win? You, otoh, have already put $300 on them, so you obviously feel differently.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Y'all stfu and I'll pay the extra dollar!

How about this...

499-501 on the original bet

$1 on the RW bet.

Deal?

[DPG21920]

I get 501?

[DPG21920]

Y'all stfu and I'll pay the extra dollar!

:lmao

I'm gone lose!

[DeadlyDynasty]

I get 501?

Yes, but you have to take wade-rw bet tonight for $1...i have rw. Deal?

[DPG21920]

Deal.

[DPG21920]

Also, let the record show that i have stood my ground on this bet, while you have already been haggled down from 1.3 to 1.2 and dropping. I'm not counting the 501 bet b/c you were just angry and emotional when you made that offer.

You've already shown a willingness to waver. I'm a redwood.

:lol win

[mavs>spurs]

How about this...

499-501 on the original bet

$1 on the RW bet.

Deal?

I'm just kidding i don't have a paypal set up

[DPG21920]

:lol good luck. Not confident in Heat, but I trust Lebron. I just like to bet.

[DPG21920]

I'm just kidding i don't have a paypal set up

The Welsh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Good. Go Thunder. My phone's about to die...catch you scros later.

You're an insufferable bastard.

[DPG21920]

:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol win

Knew you would go there...that's why i insisted you take the rw bet.

We're 2-2 on bets this year. This will settle things nicely:lol

[DPG21920]

I forgot about the season series.

[Venti Quattro]

If it's amenable to Venti, make an addendum to the bet that I can post in the EC forum for purposes of voting on a bill or for monthly pinking/bannings. If that's cool, bet can stay on.
Should you lose, you can not post in any forum other than the EC forum so that our bet would not impede your EC voting job.

[DPG21920]

Sorry for manly-ing your thread up.

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao DPG what a faggot

He scoffs at me because of an ELE bet but he's too scared to bet money with DD.

[DeadlyDynasty]

The new Beefy Nacho Burrito from Taco Bell is A-fucking-MAZING.

Amazing. Props, pego:tu

[DPG21920]

:lmao DPG what a faggot

He scoffs at me because of an ELE bet but he's too scared to bet money with DD.

You are going to regret that post :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Venti believing he can step up to DPG:lol:lol..

There are some guys that you just don't fuck with, tbh..

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Venti believing he can step up to DPG:lol:lol..

lol, I know I can't.

[DPG21920]

Not a good start. Was hoping Bron wouldn't settle and that he could force an even whistle. Neither happened.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I wouldn't be worried unless they drop Game 2 as well. No way in hell OKC will drop 4/5 at that point.

[m>s]

Why bet money on this site when there's like an 85% chance the person you're betting won't pay if you win?

DPG is in the 15% and he's losing the bet 99% of time, DPG wrong bout dem mavs

[DPG21920]

Who really is acceptable :lol

You and midnightpulp are the two people on this site who I can recall have lost a bet that wasn't moderated and actually paid. How do you know dallaskd would have paid you if you had won the bet? It's pretty impossible to know whether or not a complete stranger is trustworthy. Even after winning a bet against midnight and getting paid by midnight, lakaluva lost a bet to midnight a year later and didn't pay him. Anyone else on this site might have the same lack of morals as luva :lol

:lol Edward may be right.

It's not over yet, but DPG may be a part of an epic welsh job...details later....

[lefty]

Deal. I'll take OKC. Game on.

RIP Jamstone

[JamStone]

Congrats Heat

See you guys around November

[DPG21920]

Jam, sorry to see you go, but there was another development in this thread.

[Koolaid_Man]

*1999 and *2012

Only 2 Times In NBA History - Let Us Proceed!!!

[DPG21920]

I already bet though. You were late. I'll consider doing a $200 bet with you DD. Although the thought of losing 500 on the Heat again isn't a pleasant one :lol


$200 sounds alright...I guess. How much do yo already have on Miami, tbh?


$300


DD, I'll do $500 on the series (I got Heat) only if I get 1.3 to 1 odds (since OKC has HC).


Don't bet with DPG he's never wrong..even if his team loses somehow he still wins and the money will be sucked right out of your paypal account.


How about this...

499-501 on the original bet

$1 on the RW bet.

Deal?


Deal.


:lmao DPG what a faggot

He scoffs at me because of an ELE bet but he's too scared to bet money with DD.


You are going to regret that post :lol

[Kai]

snap

[djohn2oo8]

:lol

[DPG21920]

Who really is acceptable :lol

You and midnightpulp are the two people on this site who I can recall have lost a bet that wasn't moderated and actually paid. How do you know dallaskd would have paid you if you had won the bet? It's pretty impossible to know whether or not a complete stranger is trustworthy. Even after winning a bet against midnight and getting paid by midnight, lakaluva lost a bet to midnight a year later and didn't pay him. Anyone else on this site might have the same lack of morals as luva :lol

:lol I apparently got welshed on bad & it was pretty shitty.

DD paid me the $500, but I have to tell you about this.

So out of no where, I get a PM from Dallaskd asking if I wanted to bet on the finals again this year. Everyone knows I lost to him last year and paid the $500 on the spot.

So he wants OKC for $300, which I accept.

Heat wins and ???????? No payment. :lol How wrong is that?

Now, he acknowledged me in PM after the win and said congrats, but hasn't sent the money and hasn't responded since, so it appears I'm done.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

rofl what a puss

[DPG21920]

Is it just me or is that ridiculously low of someone :lol

Guess I didn't learn my lesson. But still holding out that glimmer of hope I'll see that paypal transfer soon.

[mavs>spurs]

why do you keep making internet bets then if you are only going to get welshed on a good portion of the time? it seems like a lose-lose proposition, tbh.

[DPG21920]

Fair question - but outside of Kool (and a little tiny bet from some other guy) it hasn't been an issue. I haven't been betting with anyone really, except a few select people that have paid.

For this one though, since I paid this person instantly $500, I thought he would pay. He still might, but the fact he hasn't yet when I did it instantly and he's ignoring me makes me realize that isn't likely :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

It's one thing to welsh...it's quite another to welsh on someone who paid up $500 on a previous bet:lol

[DPG21920]

Told you it was a pretty epic welsh.

[Brazil]

:lol dpg

[mavs>spurs]

Whether or not DPG continues to make internet bets after this will be the true test of IQ

[Brazil]

Whether or not DPG continues to make internet bets after this will be the true test of IQ

:lol

[pass1st]

Why make an online bet without a middleman at least?

[mavs>spurs]

Why make an online bet without a middleman at least?

Don't question DPG. Because even when he's wrong, he's right. Getting welshed on and still paying up only makes him the greatest internet badass of all time, it takes real courage and integrity to throw away money online.

[DPG21920]

Interesting angle to scoff someone from :lol

[DPG21920]

And DD paid.

[pass1st]

Don't question DPG. Because even when he's wrong, he's right. Getting welshed on and still paying up only makes him the greatest internet badass of all time, it takes real courage and integrity to throw away money online.

:lol Makes him an honest gambler, at least.

Hopefully it's all chump change to him