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IronMaxipad
06-12-2012, 05:24 PM
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"It was weird what happened to me, because I had spent a week in which I had eaten well. In the meantime I had been fine, but after a move that threw me to the ground I opened myself more than usual and I started to feel the blood. I felt that something had broken."

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/dtotd-river-plate-player-bursts-hemorrhoid-during-match-164032954--sow.html

:vomit:
DAF86
06-12-2012, 05:27 PM
lol Almeyda (our coach) not taking him out.
lefty
06-12-2012, 05:38 PM
Damn
Sense
06-12-2012, 05:42 PM
lol Almeyda (our coach) not taking him out.

Forget that, aren't the refs supposed to take him out?
NASpurs
06-12-2012, 05:48 PM
I was watching this game live and saw the blood on his ass. I was wondering wtf happened. :lmao
DAF86
06-12-2012, 05:51 PM
Forget that, aren't the refs supposed to take him out?

Yeah, he had to change his shorts like 4 times. One time he even had to take his underwear off and I don't know why the cameramen and the director decided to show a closeup shot of Ponzio's dick on national TV :lol
Libri
06-12-2012, 05:53 PM
He played his ass off.
lefty
06-12-2012, 06:01 PM
The short finally matches the jersey
Sense
06-12-2012, 06:54 PM
So was River winning? Or did they even win? :lol was it worth it?
DAF86
06-12-2012, 06:59 PM
Yes, we won near the end 2-1, in one of the most excruciating games of my life as a River fan.

We got to the top with the win with 2 games to go, if we would have lost we would have been tied for second (only the first two get promoted directly).
ALVAREZ6
06-12-2012, 07:07 PM
Yes, we won near the end 2-1, in one of the most excruciating games of my life as a River fan.

We got to the top with the win with 2 games to go, if we would have lost we would have been tied for second (only the first two get promoted directly).

:lmao