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NewCastleKeg's Wife
06-12-2012, 07:29 PM
This last month has been one of the worst months of my life :depressed

With the extra time on his hands, my husband, NewCastle, discovered that I have had 3 sexual partners in my life. According to him, that's 2 too many(the 3rd is him). The worst part is that 2 of the 3 men were American, his worst fear, he claims that my European vagina is now contaminated. He believes Americans are the scum of the universe, even though he lives here.

The other day, he caught me watching Jersey Shore, I still haven't heard the end of it.

He spends all his time lecturing me about his European parents and his political science degree. American food is worse, American women are sluts, Rap music is the work of the devil, blah blah blah.

My worst mistake was asking him if he believes Black men have bigger cocks. I received a 20-minute diatribe on the myths that are created by American porno industries, and that he would wash my mouth out with soap.

It has only gotten worse since Derrick Rose, the gangbanger, led his team to an embarrassing first round exit, giving Newcastle even more spare time.

I beg Kori Ellis to unban him, so I can have my privacy back.

Thank you:toast

mavs>spurs
06-12-2012, 07:44 PM
The op has been cool story bro'd

HeatChamps
06-12-2012, 07:51 PM
:lol

HarlemHeat37
06-12-2012, 07:58 PM
:lol

Being the biggest racist on ST is quite the accomplishment, tbh..

Reck
06-12-2012, 08:03 PM
Did Kori ban him without a timetable?

You have to do some serious damage to get the banned forever treatment. lol

Edward
06-12-2012, 08:28 PM
^he spammed the scrip club forum with dick pics. He prolly woulda gotten away with it in the NBA forum but spamming dick pics in the club is like an automatic ban.

mavs>spurs
06-12-2012, 08:37 PM
jerry sandusky is also permanently ignored and he hasn't even gotten his trial yet :cry

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-12-2012, 08:39 PM
dusk was unfortunately banned :lol. I can't believe Kori would take away due process rights like that. The man just loved kids a lot :cry

Koolaid_Man
06-12-2012, 09:15 PM
This last month has been one of the worst months of my life :depressed

With the extra time on his hands, my husband, NewCastle, discovered that I have had 3 sexual partners in my life. According to him, that's 2 too many(the 3rd is him). The worst part is that 2 of the 3 men were American, his worst fear, he claims that my European vagina is now contaminated. He believes Americans are the scum of the universe, even though he lives here.

The other day, he caught me watching Jersey Shore, I still haven't heard the end of it.

He spends all his time lecturing me about his European parents and his political science degree. American food is worse, American women are sluts, Rap music is the work of the devil, blah blah blah.

My worst mistake was asking him if he believes Black men have bigger cocks. I received a 20-minute diatribe on the myths that are created by American porno industries, and that he would wash my mouth out with soap.

It has only gotten worse since Derrick Rose, the gangbanger, led his team to an embarrassing first round exit, giving Newcastle even more spare time.

I beg Kori Ellis to unban him, so I can have my privacy back.

Thank you:toast

I will be in Chicago in a few weeks...I usually hit the Chop House steakhouse in the CHI then meet up with some friends in the Viagara Triangle..I'm sure being from the CHI you know what that is..holla at your boy Kool if you want some real dick

mavs>spurs
06-12-2012, 09:18 PM
^you learned all that off google. nobody offers to fuck someone they have never even seen :lol

Koolaid_Man
06-12-2012, 11:09 PM
^you learned all that off google. nobody offers to fuck someone they have never even seen :lol

that's where you and I differ...you can always ask Kori to validate the city from where I post...and I will post from the Chi :lol as per usual

DMC
06-12-2012, 11:43 PM
Wife troll schtick has been done.