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Edward
06-15-2012, 02:11 PM
Entertain me.

Edward
06-15-2012, 02:14 PM
racial jokes are always appreciated

Lincoln
06-15-2012, 02:17 PM
What's wrong with 4 n!ggers in a Cadillac going off a cliff?

Edward
06-15-2012, 02:20 PM
What's wrong with 4 n!ggers in a Cadillac going off a cliff?
nothing?

Lincoln
06-15-2012, 02:23 PM
Cadillacs seat 5

Magua
06-15-2012, 02:26 PM
Why is there only 2 pallbearers at a black man's funeral?




b/c there's only 2 handles on a trash can

Edward
06-15-2012, 02:30 PM
What does an alter boy and an ambulance truck have in common?




They both get loaded from the rear

Lincoln
06-15-2012, 02:33 PM
Tbh I suggest you check out The Amazing Racist on YouTube if you haven't already. Great shit :tu

Fpoonsie
06-15-2012, 02:52 PM
What do a brick and a fat, insecure white girl have in common?

Eventually, they'll both get laid by a Mexican.

TampaDude
06-15-2012, 02:57 PM
A black man, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Get the fuck out!"

:lol

weebo
06-15-2012, 03:05 PM
What do you call a black baby with wings?




A bat.

Edward
06-15-2012, 03:09 PM
Why don't sharks eat black people?




They think it's whaleshit.

Monostradamus
06-15-2012, 03:19 PM
What's long, black, and stinks?

An unemployment line.

Edward
06-15-2012, 03:23 PM
Drop it to the floor
Make that ass shake
Woah make the ground move, that’s an ass quake
Built a house up on that ass, that’s an ass state
Roll my weed on it, that’s an ass tray

Monostradamus
06-15-2012, 03:28 PM
I'm in that two seat Lambo with yo girl she tryna jerk me

DMC
06-15-2012, 03:55 PM
What does a white trash divorce and a tornado have in common? Either will cause you to lose a trailer.

Spurs da champs
06-15-2012, 03:58 PM
What's long, black, and stinks?

An unemployment line.

:lol

VBM
06-15-2012, 03:59 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1339654190_dancing-girl-2.gif

Fergie The Florists
06-15-2012, 04:19 PM
Why do black people have that stink for? Smells like shit

Axe Murderer
06-15-2012, 05:36 PM
What does a white trash divorce and a tornado have in common? Either will cause you to lose a trailer.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Phillip
06-15-2012, 06:05 PM
What's worse than a n!gger, be@ner, and kike all put together?

Edward.

ducks
06-15-2012, 06:08 PM
where do you go to work at?

Edward
06-15-2012, 06:11 PM
where do you go to work at?
It's a technology company tbh.

Edward
06-15-2012, 06:12 PM
What's worse than a n!gger, be@ner, and kike all put together?

Edward.
What has walking sticks and needs help taking a shit because a it's a crippled mongoloid?

Phillip.

Magua
06-15-2012, 07:12 PM
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?








































































A pilot, you racist asshole

NRHector
06-15-2012, 08:12 PM
is anyone watching the ABC special? is more entertaining than the finals

IronMexican
06-15-2012, 10:16 PM
What's worse than a n!gger, be@ner, and kike all put together?

Edward.

:lol

DMC
06-15-2012, 11:00 PM
Why do black people have that stink for? Smells like shit
So bllind people can hate them too.

Why do police dogs lick their assholes? To get the taste of Mexican out of their mouths.

Dex
06-16-2012, 02:05 AM
How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?










Five, plus however many you can stuff in the ashtray.

Budkin
06-16-2012, 01:12 PM
Cadillacs seat 5

I'm so going to hell but that made me :lmao

Budkin
06-16-2012, 01:13 PM
How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?










Five, plus however many you can stuff in the ashtray.

Wow.

Dex
06-16-2012, 01:20 PM
Wow.

Probably the most offensive joke I know.

Too soon?

Lincoln
06-16-2012, 01:24 PM
I've heard another variation tbh:

How do you fit 6 million Jews in a car?

Ashtray.

jeebus
06-16-2012, 01:31 PM
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Venti Quattro
06-16-2012, 01:37 PM
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:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

baseline bum
06-16-2012, 02:01 PM
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Son, where's the 40? Or at least the red kool-aid?

jeebus
06-16-2012, 02:15 PM
Son, where's the 40? Or at least the red kool-aid?

bucket of KFC is faster imo

LkrFan
06-16-2012, 05:18 PM
Son, where's the 40? Or at least the red kool-aid?

:rollin

O.J. Simpson
06-16-2012, 06:43 PM
What’s the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?

Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.