get doooooooooooooooown

[BUMP]

Would you accept this $30k a week job?

The job description is simple. You must stay in a small pitch black room by yourself from 9-5, Monday to Friday.
You are not allowed to bring anything. You are literally getting paid to do nothing
You must be awake during all 40 work hours for the week otherwise you do not get paid for that week.
And most importantly, you cannot quit this job until you've been doing it for at least a year.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Better than digging into men's assholes.

[Juggity]

Sounds like working at a prison. Maybe there's somebody we can ask about this.

[Trainwreck2100]

do you get lunch/restroom breaks?

[DMC]

You couldn't stay awake. You would go crazy in no time.

[Bynumite]

Does that room have cameras and can you lock the door?

[BanditHiro]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-d-DkeJr7b-k/Ti0wEM4USCI/AAAAAAAAH_k/rBHc3qq_KpY/s1600/Monk.jpg

[siraulo23]

30k a week?

hmm

[Technique]

The weekends will make up for it. It's an obvious yes for me.

[BanditHiro]

30k a week?

hmm

1.56m a year

[JamStone]

You'd go batshit crazy but the money is a very enticing incentive. Make $1.5 million in a year for doing nothing? That's pretty compelling. Hard to imagine someone having the discipline and mental fortitude to get through it though, even with nights and weekends free.

Whether there is food provided for lunch and whether there is a toilet in the room are absolutely sticking points. If neither is provided, people won't be able to get through most days and after just a week if not sooner the room stench from piss and poop on the floor would make it pretty difficult to continue.

[BUMP]

You'd go batshit crazy but the money is a very enticing incentive. Make $1.5 million in a year for doing nothing? That's pretty compelling. Hard to imagine someone having the discipline and mental fortitude to get through it though, even with nights and weekends free.

Whether there is food provided for lunch and whether there is a toilet in the room are absolutely sticking points. If neither is provided, people won't be able to get through most days and after just a week if not sooner the room stench from piss and poop on the floor would make it pretty difficult to continue.

Well the site I got this from said as far as bathroom breaks go you can either hold it or go in the room somewhere ( the room will be cleaned by the next day so you won't have to deal with the stench after that day).

Didn't say anything about lunch breaks but I'm sure they'd deliver you something

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Sup 'ohn Sull'

[BUMP]

nm imho been busier than Giuseppe at a middle school choir practice

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Yeah n!gger I saw you got a job.

[BUMP]

Yeah got lucky as fuck imho

a friend of mine's dad runs the company and hooked me up

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I figured that's the only way a mass comm major would be able to get a job

:lol mass comm major

[log in/log out goods]

And there he goes!

[Trainwreck2100]

mass comm.....ouch

[Fergie The Florists]

:lol worrying about jobs. When you';re a whack ass internet gang i guess this is the dumb shit you come up with on a daily basis. While I make my first million in less than a year you fucking losers will be hopping from job to job clipping coupons. :lol

[Salty]

:lol worrying about jobs. When you';re a whack ass internet gang i guess this is the dumb shit you come up with on a daily basis. While I make my first million in less than a year you fucking losers will be hopping from job to job clipping coupons. :lol

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3XkZ-xgswS-TtPzBvSMJTjcP1eD8Nqdpm3ya-6OAiMjv9eIuKlxWkE7TLlQ

[Kai]

Can you exercise?

[mavs>spurs]

:lol worrying about jobs. When you';re a whack ass internet gang i guess this is the dumb shit you come up with on a daily basis. While I make my first million in less than a year you fucking losers will be hopping from job to job clipping coupons. :lol

for one, you just started med school. try a few more years.

for two, you mean a million pesos which according to my calculations works out to about 50k a year.

lol medical licenses that won't transfer, enjoy your life as a towelhead!

[Latarian Milton]

if it was 3-4 hours a day as opposed to 8 it'd be something just like a talkshow host job imho