Sports Purgatory

[DeadlyDynasty]

and so we enter the shittiest sports time of the year...a scoach over 2 months till football, NBA and NHL playoffs are over, and all we have is the middle of the baseball regular season. I like baseball, but it can't carry the sports world by itself, and the regular season drags on forever (especially when your team sucks). So, with that being said...

What are you losers doing this summer?

[DPG21920]

Eurocup.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Eurocup.

Does not compute.

[DAF86]

Eurocup.

Don't waste your time, DD doesn't watch sports where you actually need to have athletic abilities to play.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Don't waste your time, DD doesn't watch sports where you actually need to have athletic abilities to play it.

I also don't watch sports where players get all vidal sassoon'd up for the big match.

To each his own, I suppose...

[DAF86]

lol golf
lol basseball
lol fat people
lol standing around

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol golf
lol basseball
lol fat people
lol standing around

:lolYou worship a sport that requires no kind of analysis, just blowing into a vuvuzela and yelling "OLE, ole ole ole!"

lol eurofags
lol rioting every game
lol daisy dukes
lol b-list actors

[Sa_Spursfan20]

Waiting for the Olympics to start...

[DPG21920]

I also don't watch sports where players get all vidal sassoon'd up for the big match.

To each his own, I suppose...

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2012/stylewatch/blog/120521/tom-brady-300x400.jpg

Best player in football tbh..

[DeadlyDynasty]

Best player in football tbh..

No, he's not.

[DPG21920]

Coolest hair tho

[DAF86]

:lolYou worship a sport that requires no kind of analysis, just blowing into a vuvuzela and yelling "OLE, ole ole ole!"

lol eurofags
lol rioting every game
lol daisy dukes
lol b-list actors

Yeah, a sport that allows multiple formations and styles of play doesn't require analysis :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Coolest hair tho

It's not like that when he plays, though...therein lies the difference. Soccer players broadcast their metrosexuality on and off the field. Brady's an emasculated europet with Gisele off the field, but he's still a bad-ass on the field.

[Bynumite]

You worship a sport that requires no kind of analysis

:lmao

Watching 3 hour baseball games, it's like waiting for death :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

Soccer fans are really defensive for some reason:lol

[Reck]

I'll spend my time watching some Baseball here and there and some infuse of car racing on Sundays.

[Reck]

Soccer fans are really defensive for some reason:lol

No kidding.

I once said that I didn't know who Messi was and the Soccer nut cases here decended upon me because I didn't know who the guy was. :lol

[baseline bum]

LOL baseball, most shitty part of awful regular season
LOL boring-ass Olympics (I don't give a fuck about any of these people nor their life stories, why can't you just show the fucking events NBC?)
LOL no other sports going on

LOL NBA draft = sports highlight of the summer :depressed

[Samuel Eto'o]

What are you losers doing this summer?

Masturbating, mostly.

[jjktkk]

Start getting ready for football. Training camps just around the corner.

[DeadlyDynasty]

It's a month away...Late June to late July is the worst stretch every year. The NBA Draft might be the most overrated event in history, too. So devoid of any kind of excitement.

[Juggity]

NBA basketball is the only sport worth watching or talking about.

[djohn2oo8]

It's a month away...Late June to late July is the worst stretch every year. The NBA Draft might be the most overrated event in history, too. So devoid of any kind of excitement.
At least there's no lockout talk this year.

[DeadlyDynasty]

NBA basketball is the only sport worth watching or talking about.

I always knew you were stupid.

[baseline bum]

It's a month away...Late June to late July is the worst stretch every year. The NBA Draft might be the most overrated event in history, too. So devoid of any kind of excitement.

And yet it's still the best sporting event of the period.

[DeadlyDynasty]

And yet it's still the best sporting event of the period.

Yeah, but that's like being the hottest chick in San Antonio.

[ElNono]

Great time to get work done, tbh... I'm catching some games from the Eurocup here and there and really waiting for the Olympics... Summer League should start around the same time too

[TIMMYtoZO]

I am excited that Chase Utley should be back Wednesday. That should inject life in the O. Injuries to key players have just raped the Phillies this season. Hamels is playing great, but no run support. As much as I hate that pos, Ryan Howard is missed during the regular season. Halladay will be out for at least another month. If these guys can get going in the next month, they will make a push for that wildcard spot. If they can do that, they will go on a tear and not look back.

[TIMMYtoZO]

Oh, and I am dying for preseason to start. I want to see Giants games again. They have insane depth this year.

[Juggity]

I always knew you were stupid.

Not a fan of sports that don't involve huge black men stuffing balls through holes and talking dirty to each other, tbh.

[Lincoln]

Whoa just realized your sig has Cuban licking his lips after all this time

[baseline bum]

Yeah, but that's like being the hottest chick in San Antonio.

They don't all weigh 200 lbs; you have some solid 175s and 180s too.

[Venti Quattro]

How about Olympic basketball, DD? Might as well throw in betting for how much the US is going to steamroll each of their opponents. Sounds like some fun while waiting for the new NBA season.

[Bill_Brasky]

Pretty much British Open is all we have until training camp....other than that, not watchin Euro cup because America isn't involved.

:lol soccer

[DeadlyDynasty]

Can't do the Olympics. Never was a sucker for the hoops (post-'92), Phelps, Kerri Strug, or any of the other bullshit.

Give me some Munich or a Tonya Harding crowbar and I'll watch, though...

[Venti Quattro]

Also, if you are into tennis, the Wimbledon and the US Open at Flushing Meadows fits in between the NBA offseason.

[baseline bum]

Can't do the Olympics. Never was a sucker for the hoops (post-'92), Phelps, Kerri Strug, or any of the other bullshit.

Give me some Munich or a Tonya Harding crowbar and I'll watch, though...

Fuck the olympics. No one gave a shit about short track speed skating when the Chinese completely dominated it, but now Apolo Ohno wins a few medals and Americans love the shit. If the US could dominate steeple-chase we'd all bandwagon that fucked up event too.

Real talk though, how can you not love this shit?

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[AussieFanKurt]

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[LnGrrrR]

Yup. No sports besides baseball which won't matter until late July... And an NBA draft which we won't see on court results for another 6 months. Blah.

[TheRealCB]

Yup. No sports besides baseball which won't matter until late July... And an NBA draft which we won't see on court results for another 6 months. Blah.

Wimbledon starts today :toast

[JoeTait75]

- Waiting for football season

- NBA Draft

- Waiting for football season

- Olympics

- Waiting for football season

[LnGrrrR]

Wimbledon starts today :toast

Son, if you're a true American, tennis is not a sport. It's a pastime. It's only worth watching if Kournikova, Sharapova, or some other hot "-ova" chick is playing with a skirt that makes them look like they're starring in some soft core lesbo flick.

[VBM]

Mock Fantasy Football drafting until September :cry

[Josepatches_]

Eurocup and the Tour de France.

Good enough. Much better than baseball

[LnGrrrR]

Eurocup and the Tour de France.

Good enough. Much better than baseball

Gay and gayer.

I guess it gives me time to get around to getting my CCNA. :p

[ElNono]

tbh, the biggest issue with watching the Olympics here in America is that the NBC broadcast has an attention span of a 14 years old. They start broadcasting a mildly interesting volleyball game, 15 mins later they cut for commercials, then switch over to some bimbo running the 100m, mandatory commercial break after the 3 min, switch to Phelps getting high and winning his 82746473837363 gold medal...

Except for basketball and the Latino channels actually showing full soccer games, it's actually tough to catch any other sport that's mildly long. Probably the byproduct of paying a gazillion dollars for the broadcast rights

[jeebus]

tbh, the biggest issue with watching the Olympics here in America is that the NBC broadcast has an attention span of a 14 years old. They start broadcasting a mildly interesting volleyball game, 15 mins later they cut for commercials, then switch over to some bimbo running the 100m, mandatory commercial break after the 3 min, switch to Phelps getting high and winning his 82746473837363 gold medal...

Except for basketball and the Latino channels actually showing full soccer games, it's actually tough to catch any other sport that's mildly long. Probably the byproduct of paying a gazillion dollars for the broadcast rights

They like to show the 15 year old girls doing gymnastics in primetime...

[baseline bum]

tbh, the biggest issue with watching the Olympics here in America is that the NBC broadcast has an attention span of a 14 years old. They start broadcasting a mildly interesting volleyball game, 15 mins later they cut for commercials, then switch over to some bimbo running the 100m, mandatory commercial break after the 3 min, switch to Phelps getting high and winning his 82746473837363 gold medal...

Except for basketball and the Latino channels actually showing full soccer games, it's actually tough to catch any other sport that's mildly long. Probably the byproduct of paying a gazillion dollars for the broadcast rights

What makes Olympic coverage in the US so unwatchable is at least half of the coverage is human interest stories about how Marshon the high jumper was born with only one nut or how Becky's sister sold her only pair of track shoes to pay for crystal meth.

[pass1st]

Got Olympic basketball coming up, that should provide a few weeks of entertainment. Olympics can be pretty entertaining, tbh.

Miracle on water, imo
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Most of it is boring, tho

[VBM]

They like to show the 15 year old girls doing gymnastics in primetime...

Good ol' Alicia Sacramone

http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/625659126.jpg

[jeebus]

Good ol' Alicia Sacramone

http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/625659126.jpg

I was about to post some Chinese gymnastics in retaliation but that'd come off looking pedo-ish. :lol

[VBM]

I was about to post some Chinese gymnastics in retaliation but that'd come off looking pedo-ish. :lol

I double-checked Alicia's age before posting the pic. :lol She was a solid 20 years of age last olympics. No need for Mr. Hansen.

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[ElNono]

What makes Olympic coverage in the US so unwatchable is at least half of the coverage is human interest stories about how Marshon the high jumper was born with only one nut or how Becky's sister sold her only pair of track shoes to pay for crystal meth.

Exactly... they show 2 rounds of Judo that's starting to look pretty dope, and then they go to a commercial break followed by a 15 minute special on Hope Solo's abusive childhood that nobody gives a shit about...

[Jacob1983]

Don't worry football nut huggers, American Idol comes back in September.

[AussieFanKurt]

Don't worry football nut huggers, American Idol comes back in September.

sport?

[Jacob1983]

The NFL is the American Idol of sports in America. It's very easy to watch and understand, a lot of people watch it, and it's only on tv for a short portion of the year compared to other sports.

[romain.star]

Fuck the olympics. No one gave a shit about short track speed skating when the Chinese completely dominated it, but now Apolo Ohno wins a few medals and Americans love the shit. If the US could dominate steeple-chase we'd all bandwagon that fucked up event too.

Real talk though, how can you not love this shit?

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I don't see your point dude...

Would America give a shit about BB if their best players (Team USA) were losing on a regular basis against Angola by more than 45 points?

[Kidd K]

Baseball's interesting around now because this is when trades start happening (Kevin Youkillis to Chicago for example), plus the All Star game's up soon. Not to mention the NBA Draft in 2 days.

Then shortly after, you got free agency stuff in NBA going down. Or you can always put it on ESPN and watch 50% of all their coverage still being about football even though they're not even playing it right now.

[apalisoc_9]

:lolYou worship a sport that requires no kind of analysis, just blowing into a vuvuzela and yelling "OLE, ole ole ole!"

lol eurofags
lol rioting every game
lol daisy dukes
lol b-list actors

YuP the rest of the world are fags while you're not..

[DeadlyDynasty]

YuP the rest of the world are fags while you're not..

It was only a matter of time before some tool used this comeback. "Most of the world watches it!:cry:cry:cry"

Yeah, over half the world's population sucks cock too (statistically), and that's not even including faggots like yourself.

[apalisoc_9]

No one is gonna talk shit to you if you show a little bit of respect tough guy..I am pretty sure not only half of the world watches soccer bro..Id say way higher than that.

I watch the NFL, NBA, NHL and Some Volleyball..I aint talking shit about soccer though.