Why You Should Vote For Obama

[scott]

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/06/poll-obama-better-prepared-romney-alien-ass-kicking

Poll: Obama Better Prepared Than Romney For Extraterrestrial Ass-Kicking

The majority of Americans, nearly 65 percent, say Obama is better suited than Romney to handle an alien invasion, according to a new National Geographic Channel poll, USA Today reports.

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Bad news for the Obama camp, though: The White House Office of Science & Technology Policy issued a statement last November that the US government has no proof that life exists beyond our planet and that a large-scale intergalactic war with Martians is not in fact imminent.

[z0sa]

Republicans would probably argue that many Martians saw the incoming cataclysm their planet faced and now live underground building human face shaped rocks in hopes of stealing our investigating probes and hitching a ride back to jolly green earth. Therefore we should be less worried about who is a better command-in-chief during interplanetary war and more worried about who will be harder on cracking down on illegal planet-jumping aliens.

[cheguevara]

:lmao thinking superior alien beings give a shit about this dump called earth

motherfuckers pass by, take a look, laugh and keep on trucking to better places

[Trill Clinton]

:lmao thinking superior alien beings give a shit about this dump called earth

motherfuckers pass by, take a look, laugh and keep on trucking to better places

:lol

[Halberto]

Ron Paul would just tell us to leave the aliens alone. What a crock

[TeyshaBlue]

Where does he rank on Zombies?

[Wild Cobra]

The majority of Americans, nearly 65 percent, say Obama is better suited than Romney to handle an alien invasion, according to a new National Geographic Channel poll, USA Today reports.

I didn't know 65% of the nation were Birthers... Of course a legal alien knows more about an illegal alien than a natural born citizen.

[Agloco]

I didn't know 65% of the nation were Birthers... Of course a legal alien knows more about an illegal alien than a natural born citizen.

<rimshot>


Where does he rank on Zombies?

:lol

[spursncowboys]

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/06/poll-obama-better-prepared-romney-alien-ass-kicking

Poll: Obama Better Prepared Than Romney For Extraterrestrial Ass-Kicking

The majority of Americans, nearly 65 percent, say Obama is better suited than Romney to handle an alien invasion, according to a new National Geographic Channel poll, USA Today reports.

...

Bad news for the Obama camp, though: The White House Office of Science & Technology Policy issued a statement last November that the US government has no proof that life exists beyond our planet and that a large-scale intergalactic war with Martians is not in fact imminent.

If only the repubs had nominated Newt

[ElNono]

GOP has god on their side though, tbh...

[Jacob1983]

Gary Johnson would give them weed.

[admiralsnackbar]

Republicans would probably argue that many Martians saw the incoming cataclysm their planet faced and now live underground building human face shaped rocks in hopes of stealing our investigating probes and hitching a ride back to jolly green earth. Therefore we should be less worried about who is a better command-in-chief during interplanetary war and more worried about who will be harder on cracking down on illegal planet-jumping aliens.

Like Jesus.

[TE]

GOP has god on their side though, tbh...

:lol