OMFG! The Dark Knight-Screenplay-First Scene!!!!

[silverblk mystix]

Le Club Clique
by
Mystix


Int. scene - description
Classroom - day - ceiling fans spinning overhead - camera pans around classroom slowly stopping briefly at each student - moving to the next;



Cucking Funt
Cell phone in hand.Looks bored. chewing gum -staring disdainfully at Professor.



Manny is Gay
Dialing a cell phone - scratches his butt with free hand - inside his cargo pants


Blake
Picking furiously digging in left nostril - pulls out an object - looks around again - eats it

CHUMPDUMPER
Listening intently to the Professor

shot - description
Camera continues panning - to the front of the class- zoom in on Professor -



Professor RAZON
Good morning class. I am Professor Razon- this is History 101. Today we are going to go on a field trip to see a very important historical site.



CHUMPDUMPER
Is it actually in a field?


RAZON
Well, um no it is actually...


CHUMPDUMPER
(Interrupting professor)
So, it isn’t actually a field trip.



RAZON
Well, in fact it is a...



CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Which field is this located at?

RAZON
Hold on a second, son...



CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Is it or is it not in an actual field? Be specific.



RAZON
(shakes his head)



Manny is gay
(speaking into cell phone)
Jekka, its me...what are you listening to? You’re listening to that Mystix song again? (scratches his butt again- brings fingers to his nose and sniffs impervious to Blake -watching him)




BLAKE
Manny,can I frist your ass again?




Professor Razon

What the hell is wrong with you kids?


CUCKING FUNT
(on cell phone)

I don’t know...he looks very unclassy, his name is RAZON...wears a BRIONI suit...must be some cheap brand- I never heard of it...



CHUMPDUMPER

There really isn’t a field in this trip is there?



Professor RAZON

(mutters under his breath- “fuck my life.”)





Ext. Scene-

(Camera pans the rear window of bus- zoom into
MANNY IS GAY AND BLAKE licking the window)

Short yellow bus with words “Special Education” on the side drives away-End first scene.

[CuckingFunt]

This is a very rational reaction to the slights you've endured.

[silverblk mystix]

This is a very rational reaction to the slights you've endured.

:lmao


Tried to give you a graceful - out- but you didn't have the sense to accept it.

[silverblk mystix]

Funt exits the club

:lmao

[Reck]

I think you are ready to get pinked.

[silverblk mystix]

I think you are ready to get pinked.

Sore losers tbh.

[ChumpDumper]

So this thread illustrates how much we aren't in your head, right?

[silverblk mystix]

So this thread illustrates how much we aren't in your head, right?

short bus :lmao


I hope you guys want me to write the next scene...
you inspire me...:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Oh, please -- do go on. It's bound to work out really well for you.

[silverblk mystix]

This place was a fuckin' graveyard recently....just upping the stakes a little...

keep poking the bear...

[ChumpDumper]

This place was a fuckin' graveyard recently....just upping the stakes a little...

keep poking the bear...
What do you think is at stake here?

[Avante]

Bro, that was fucking funny, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Later that night Professor RaZon put on some 1927 Rube Lacy, grabbed a beer and kicked back as a huge grin spread across his face, thinking about the over abundance of....EL DUH!!!!!!!..he had encountered in that class. What a challenge he had.

[silverblk mystix]

What do you think is at stake here?

absolutely nothing.

[ChumpDumper]

absolutely nothing.So why are you doing it?

[Avante]

short bus :lmao


I hope you guys want me to write the next scene...
you inspire me...:lmao

A scene? Hell no, we need an epic a saga.

[silverblk mystix]

Bro, that was fucking funny, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Later that night Professor RaZon put on some 1927 Rube Lacy, grabbed a beer and kicked back as a huge grin spread across his face, thinking about the over abundance of....EL DUH!!!!!!!..he had encountered in that class. What a challenge he had.

Thought it was appropriate.

This is pretty much accurate.

[ChumpDumper]

A scene? Hell no, we need an epic a saga.Because none of us are in your heads, right?

[silverblk mystix]

So why are you doing it?

Doing what, exactly?

[ChumpDumper]

Doing what, exactly?This, exactly.

[silverblk mystix]

This, exactly.

What is this?

[ChumpDumper]

What is this?Hey, if you don't know what you are doing in the first place and just posting this thread as part of an episode of pure hysterical emotion, I'll accept that. I've driven many posters to that level of mental weakness.

[silverblk mystix]

Hey, if you don't know what you are doing in the first place and just posting this thread as part of an episode of pure hysterical emotion, I'll accept that. I've driven many posters to that level of mental weakness.

:lmao

Yes, that is it!

Driven by cumminmydumpster!

Priceless how you are tap-dancing like ten motherfuckers now!!!!!

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao

Yes, that is it!

Driven by cumminmydumpster!

Priceless how you are tap-dancing like ten motherfuckers now!!!!!So then why did you start this thread dedicated to all of us?

[Avante]

Because none of us are in your heads, right?

Trust me slick, you/they make absolutely no dent at all. In my head, are you fucking serious? That's the dumbest thing you've ever said.

[Avante]

So then why did you start this thread dedicated to all of us?


It isn't pretty obvious moron?

[Avante]

What is this?

Bro, you are beating the punk up, give the dummy a chance, ok?

[ChumpDumper]

Trust me slick, you/they make absolutely no dent at all. In my head, are you fucking serious? That's the dumbest thing you've ever said.--you said, replying to me.


It isn't pretty obvious moron?Not really.

[Reck]

This place was a fuckin' graveyard recently....just upping the stakes a little...

keep poking the bear...

Its sad that you think you're actually helping this place by posting utter shit.

[ChumpDumper]

Its sad that you think you're actually helping this place by posting utter shit.He's upping the stakes.

Which are nothing.

He's upping nothing.

[Avante]

Its sad that you think you're actually helping this place by posting utter shit.

Does he follow others around moaning and groaning like a little whore? That would be you Shadowmoaner.

[silverblk mystix]

Its sad that you think you're actually helping this place by posting utter shit.

You know what faggot?

You were gonna be one of my characters...but you are too worthless to even have a retard role!!!!

ooops....I mean "special needs" child....sorry...:lmao

[Avante]

--you said, replying to me.

Not really.

What an idiot:rolleyes

[silverblk mystix]

Does he follow others around moaning and groaning like a little whore? That would be you Shadowmoaner.

:lmao

I like that..Shadowmoaner...:lol

[z0sa]

are mystix and avante and razon the same person?

[ChumpDumper]

are mystix and avante and razon the same person?Two out of three.

[Reck]

Does he follow others around moaning and groaning like a little whore? That would be you Shadowmoaner.

Yes actually, he does.

:lol clique
:lol making threads about a clique
:lol paranoid about ST members being against him


So yes RaZon, he follows us around whining like some pussy whipped little boy. :lmao

[silverblk mystix]

Yes actually, he does.

:lol clique
:lol making threads about a clique
:lol paranoid about ST members being against him


So yes RaZon, he follows us around whining like some pussy whipped little boy. :lmao

You are a little weasel lapdog just begging for a pat on your stupid head.

You disgust me.

[Reck]

You are a little weasel lapdog just begging for a pat on your stupid head.

You disgust me.

Because I turned your gay proposal down? :lol

[silverblk mystix]

Because I turned your gay proposal down? :lol

Keep fantasizing sperm-burper.

[Reck]

No, you actually did and I have prove. Dont tempt the lion..

[silverblk mystix]

No, you actually did and I have prove. Dont tempt the lion..

Post it.

I was a man and explained to you that I had nothing personal against you.

You think that shows weakness. It shows that I had the balls to try and squash something before it got out of hand.

You refused because you are a sheeple.

Post it. I don't give two shits.

[silverblk mystix]

No, you actually did and I have prove. Dont tempt the lion..

Post it.

I was a man and explained to you that I had nothing personal against you.

You think that shows weakness. It shows that I had the balls to try and squash something before it got out of hand. I went the extra mile and stated that if I insulted you-- unprovoked---that I would apologize.

You refused because you are a sheeple.

Post it. I don't give two shits.

[Blake]

silverblk mystix

Comes up with story that is sure to prove to the world that he has not experienced humiliation and butthurt at the hands of a strawclique.

[Reck]

Post it.

I was a man and explained to you that I had nothing personal against you.

You think that shows weakness. It shows that I had the balls to try and squash something before it got out of hand.

You refused because you are a sheeple.

Post it. I don't give two shits.

You apparently give two shits according to your long ass winded PM and extensive profile search on me. :lol

[z0sa]

Two out of three.

I'm having doubts they all aren't one and the same tbh.

[silverblk mystix]

silverblk mystix

Comes up with story that is sure to prove to the world that he has not experienced humiliation and butthurt at the hands of a strawclique.

Thanks Blake.

You were a true inspiration!

:lmao

[Tpark da Clown]

hey there's nothing about the dark knight in any of this thread...fuckin liars!!! :pctoss

[silverblk mystix]

I'm having doubts they all aren't one and the same tbh.

Let me know when you figure it out. :toast

[silverblk mystix]

hey there's nothing about the dark knight in any of this thread...fuckin liars!!! :pctoss

Sorry...

:lmao

[Blake]

Thanks Blake.

You were a true inspiration!

:lmao

Many artists use pain and suffering as a source of inspiration.

Glad to oblige. :tu

[silverblk mystix]

Many artists use pain and suffering as a source of inspiration.

Glad to oblige. :tu

Thanks sport!

[Reck]

^ LOL sport, that's gay.

[silverblk mystix]

^ LOL sport, that's gay.

You too, champ! :toast

:lmao

[silverblk mystix]

So where would you club members like to see the 2nd scene go to?

Add more characters?

[ChumpDumper]

Whoever hurts your butt.

[silverblk mystix]

Whoever hurts your butt.

aww, c'mon sport..weren't we having fun the other day?

I was...weren't you?

You are not flattered to be a feature character?

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

aww, c'mon sport..weren't we having fun the other day?

I was...weren't you?

You are not flattered to be a feature character?

:lmaoI expect to be a feature character in all your fantasies.

You're just that into me.

[silverblk mystix]

I expect to be a feature character in all your little fantasies.

You're just that into me.

Hey, we're getting somewhere now.

You just wanted a little persuasion.

:lmao

[silverblk mystix]

Le Club Clique
by
Mystix


Int. scene - description
Classroom - day - ceiling fans spinning overhead - camera pans around classroom slowly stopping briefly at each student - moving to the next;



Cucking Funt
Cell phone in hand.Looks bored. chewing gum -staring disdainfully at Professor.



Manny is Gay
Dialing a cell phone - scratches his butt with free hand - inside his cargo pants


Blake
Picking furiously digging in left nostril - pulls out an object - looks around again - eats it

CHUMPDUMPER
Listening intently to the Professor

shot - description
Camera continues panning - to the front of the class- zoom in on Professor -



Professor RAZON
Good morning class. I am Professor Razon- this is History 101. Today we are going to go on a field trip to see a very important historical site.



CHUMPDUMPER
Is it actually in a field?


RAZON
Well, um no it is actually...


CHUMPDUMPER
(Interrupting professor)
So, it isn’t actually a field trip.



RAZON
Well, in fact it is a...



CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Which field is this located at?

RAZON
Hold on a second, son...



CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Is it or is it not in an actual field? Be specific.



RAZON
(shakes his head)



Manny is gay
(speaking into cell phone)
Jekka, its me...what are you listening to? You’re listening to that Mystix song again? (scratches his butt again- brings fingers to his nose and sniffs impervious to Blake -watching him)




BLAKE
Manny,can I frist your ass again?




Professor Razon

What the hell is wrong with you kids?


CUCKING FUNT
(on cell phone)

I don’t know...he looks very unclassy, his name is RAZON...wears a BRIONI suit...must be some cheap brand- I never heard of it...



CHUMPDUMPER

There really isn’t a field in this trip is there?



Professor RAZON

(mutters under his breath- “fuck my life.”)





Ext. Scene-

(Camera pans the rear window of bus- zoom into
MANNY IS GAY AND BLAKE licking the window)

Short yellow bus with words “Special Education” on the side drives away-End first scene.

hmmm...scene two?


hmmmm....:stirpot:

[ChumpDumper]

Hey, we're getting somewhere now.

You just wanted a little persuasion.

:lmaoUh, no. You never understand what people are actually posting.

And you never explained why you started this thread with this "screenplay" -- it's ok, the reason is self-evident. No amount of emoticons will ever change that.

[ChumpDumper]

hmmm...scene two?


hmmmm....:stirpot:What pot do you think you are stirring?

No one is threatened by this or asking you to stop. Quite the contrary.

[emoticon]

[silverblk mystix]

What pot do you think you are stirring?

No one is threatened by this or asking you to stop. Quite the contrary.

[emoticon]

So you wish me to continue. Thanks. :toast

[ChumpDumper]

So you wish me to continue. Thanks. :toastSo it took you three hours to figure this out.
Oh, please -- do go on. It's bound to work out really well for you.:toast

[Reck]

Say, are you a retiree like RaZon? For someone who works "professionally" as a singer/songwriter and a prison guard you sure have alot of time on your hands.

[silverblk mystix]

Say, are you a retiree like RaZon? For someone who works "professionally" as a singer/songwriter and a prison guard you sure have alot of time on your hands.

Whatever you want me to be. :toast

[Reck]

Whatever you want me to be. :toast

Stop hinting your gayness man. Its cool you're coming out of the closet with each posts but stop the come ons here girl.

[silverblk mystix]

Stop hinting your gayness man. Its cool you're coming out of the closet with each posts but stop the come ons here girl.

Ok I'll come out.

[MannyIsGod]

Interesting. OP seems to have gone off the deep end.

[ChumpDumper]

Interesting. OP seems to have gone off the deep end.Yeah, I think we broke him.

I'd bad about it, but don't really have any reason to.

[emoticon]

[silverblk mystix]

Interesting. OP seems to have gone off the deep end.

:lmao

I knew that would be your reaction...

"oh shit- I better try to flip the script." he's "melting" down...

"in your head"

:lmao

Sometimes it gets boring when you know people more than they know themselves....on a message board no less...:lmao

[MannyIsGod]

Ok

[silverblk mystix]

I can just imagine Manny get excited,

"oooh ...Batman thread...oooh...click...wtf?"


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

3 emoticons!

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah, I think we broke him.

I'd bad about it, but don't really have any reason to.

[emoticon]

He was broken to begin with. The obsessive use of emoticons is new though.

[ChumpDumper]

4 emoticons!

[MannyIsGod]

I can just imagine Manny get excited,

"oooh ...Batman thread...oooh...click...wtf?"


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Actually I hover over threads before I open them to judge whether or not their worth reading. I knew what this was well before I clicked it. Also, I get more excited over Marvel stuff, TBH.

[silverblk mystix]

:elephant:elephant:elephant:elephant:elephant

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Looks like I will go enjoy my evening....(pats himself on back)

[ChumpDumper]

I can just imagine Manny get excited,

"oooh ...Batman thread...oooh...click...wtf?"


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmaoOh shit, sbm actually thinks people thought he had an actual screenplay for The Dark Knight Rises and entered the thread for that reason.

There are not enough emoticons on the internet to express my amusement.

[silverblk mystix]

Actually I hover over threads before I open them to judge whether or not their worth reading. I knew what this was well before I clicked it. Also, I get more excited over Marvel stuff, TBH.

I saw you hovering in my music thread too...

my day is perfect...:lmao

:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

[ChumpDumper]

9 emoticons!

[ChumpDumper]

Seven emoticons!

[MannyIsGod]

I sam you hovering in my music thread too...

my day is perfect...:lmao

:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

Pretty low bar then. I feel bad for you now.

[Blake]

So where would you club members like to see the 2nd scene go to?

Add more characters?

Interesting that you passed the buck to RaZon instead of including yourself as the teacher.

I don't think you have the balls to add yourself to your story.

[Reck]

Sometimes it gets boring when you know people more than they know themselves....on a message board no less...:lmao

Wow you really have no idea what you're spewing do you? :lol

[Avante]

SM totally kicking butt on the usual gang of losers, hahahahahaha!!!!!!

I think this calls for a poem

"Da Man""

SM came
he saw
he beat them down

now all those trying to save face
look like a clown

it's so unfair
it just ain't right
for SM to deliver the pimp slap
both day and night

the kids have no defense
they have no plan
SM a man among boys
he is without question
"Da Man"

To the little tikes out there, be threatening and mean, this junior high balls in the mouth and other similiar shit is soooooo retarded. Nobody buys that stupid shit. As of right now I'm totally disappointed. SM is carrying you losers. Just like I do. Talk about things with some reality to them, balls in the mouth and stupid bullshit like that is fantasy. It packs no punch at all and makes you look stupid. Who cares about a fantasy?

[silverblk mystix]

SM totally kicking butt on the usual gang of losers, hahahahahaha!!!!!!

I think this calls for a poem

"Da Man""

SM came
he saw
he beat them down

now all those trying to save face
look like a clown

it's so unfair
it just ain't right
for SM to deliver the pimp slap
both day and night

the kids have no defense
they have no plan
SM a man among boys
he is without question
"Da Man"

To the little tikes out there, be threatening and mean, this junior high balls in the mouth and other similiar shit is soooooo retarded. Nobody buys that stupid shit. As of right now I'm totally disappointed. SM is carrying you losers. Just like I do. Talk about things with some reality to them, balls in the mouth and stupid bullshit like that is fantasy. It packs no punch at all and makes you look stupid. Who cares about a fantasy?

:lmao

Everyone is getting creative here.

Except for the "special needs" kids...:lmao

Now, this thread delivers the fuckin goods!


:lmao

[silverblk mystix]

All they have is each other to rush in here and invent stupid shit like, "he's losing it"

"melting down"

No.

I am having a great, great time.

[Avante]

:lmao

Everyone is getting creative here.

Except for the "special needs" kids...:lmao

Now, this thread delivers the fuckin goods!


:lmao

Maybe you should tie one hand behind your back, what we are seeing right now just ain't fair.

[silverblk mystix]

Maybe you should tie one hand behind your back, what we are seeing right now just ain't fair.

I actually did.

The last few days when I was schooling Manny is Gay and all his butt-buddies ran in here to defend their man...

I was actually at work...

I would take care of shit at work...do a lot of quick multi-tasking...

then log on...school Manny some more... log off

get back to work...on and on

Today, I gave myself a day off...brewed some special coffee and decided to unleash my full attention on these idiots (well- I still had time to take care of stuff around the house)

All in a days work...:lmao

[Reck]

lmao Avante and mystix, teh perfect match.

If you ignore the fact they are the same person. rolf

[Avante]

:rolleyes
I actually did.

The last few days when I was schooling Manny is Gay and all his butt-buddies ran in here to defend their man...

I was actually at work...

I would take care of shit at work...do a lot of quick multi-tasking...

then log on...school Manny some more... log off

get back to work...on and on

Today, I gave myself a day off...brewed some special coffee and decided to unleash my full attention on these idiots (well- I still had time to take care of stuff around the house)

All in a days work...:lmao

Come on man, these punks are just a bunch of dumbass kids, is it really fair? Don't you feel a little guilty, I know I do sometimes then get quickly over it. Look at that lameass silly shit they come up with, talk about stupid, :rolleyes

[silverblk mystix]

lmao Avante and mystix, teh perfect match.

If you ignore the fact they are the same person. rolf

Look me and Silv...er me and Raze...

Nevermind.

:lmao

[Avante]

lmao Avante and mystix, teh perfect match.

If you ignore the fact they are the same person. rolf

I live in California. Where do you live SM?

Shadowloser there isn't one mod here that would do you a favor? Have whoever check IP addresses. What is so hard about that?

[Reck]

Look me and Silv...er me and Raze...

Nevermind.

:lmao

Yeah that convinced me. You're not RaZon. :rolleyes

[Avante]

Yeah that convinced me. You're not RaZon. :rolleyes

IP addresses, either take a few minutes and find things out or shut the fuck up.

[Reck]

Not necessary.

[Avante]

Not necessary.

Apparently it is, when two posters live in different states what's that tell you? Even you can figure that out.

[Blake]

lmao Avante and mystix, teh perfect match.

If you ignore the fact they are the same person. rolf

at the rate SBM is going, seems to me it's just a matter of time before he accuses RaZovante as being a clique member.

[Reck]

Apparently it is, when two posters live in different states what's that tell you? Even you can figure that out.

mystix said he was from LA, you said you were from California.

Umm I wonder where LA is located?

Exposed!

See how easy that was? :lmao

Not that this would matter anyways because your word is worthless. But fear not, you just exposed yourself so there is no need to get further prove. :lol:lol

[Avante]

mystix said he was from LA, you said you were from California.

Umm I wonder where LA is located?

Exposed!

See how easy that was? :lmao

Not that this would matter anyways because your word is worthless. But fear not, you just exposed yourself so there is no need to get further prove. :lol:lol

See how stupid you are, obviously I had no clue where SM lived, now what's that tell you?

Why are you so afraid of IP addreses? Could it be because that would prove you dead wrong?

[silverblk mystix]

mystix said he was from LA, you said you were from California.

Umm I wonder where LA is located?

Exposed!

See how easy that was? :lmao

Not that this would matter anyways because your word is worthless. But fear not, you just exposed yourself so there is no need to get further prove. :lol:lol

Your shoes are smoking from all that tap-dancing like ten motherfuckers trying to figure out what hit you.:lmao

Where is the rest of your boyfriends? :lmao

[Avante]

Your shoes are smoking from all that tap-dancing like ten motherfuckers trying to figure out what hit you.:lmao

Where is the rest of your boyfriends? :lmao

Notice how this freak wants no part of an IP search?

[Reck]

See how stupid you are, obviously I had no clue where SM lived, now what's that tell you?

Why are you so afraid of IP addreses? Could it be because that would prove you dead wrong?

Well that defeats the purpose of acknowledging you and him are the same. :lol

And I cant just go see your IP address you moron.

[ChumpDumper]

SM totally kicking butt on the usual gang of losers, hahahahahaha!!!!!!

I think this calls for a poem

"Da Man""

SM came
he saw
he beat them down

now all those trying to save face
look like a clown

it's so unfair
it just ain't right
for SM to deliver the pimp slap
both day and night

the kids have no defense
they have no plan
SM a man among boys
he is without question
"Da Man"

To the little tikes out there, be threatening and mean, this junior high balls in the mouth and other similiar shit is soooooo retarded. Nobody buys that stupid shit. As of right now I'm totally disappointed. SM is carrying you losers. Just like I do. Talk about things with some reality to them, balls in the mouth and stupid bullshit like that is fantasy. It packs no punch at all and makes you look stupid. Who cares about a fantasy?Dummy, this whole thread was started as one of sbm's fantasies.

I can't believe you are this dumb, dummy.

You are so owned. No one has ever been this owned in the history of the internets. Why don't you try using your brain for once, dummy? ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Right over your dumb head, dummy!

[at least twenty emoticons]

[sbm buddy defense post to follow, with emoticons, per usual]

[silverblk mystix]

Dummy, this whole thread was started as one of sbm's fantasies.

I can't believe you are this dumb, dummy.

You are so owned. No one has ever been this owned in the history of the internets. Why don't you try using your brain for once, dummy? ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Right over your dumb head, dummy!

[at least twenty emoticons]

chumpie is still reeling from being embarrassed..:lmao

(just one is enough)

:lmao

ok two

[ChumpDumper]

chumpie is still reeling from being embarrassed..:lmao

(just one is enough)

:lmao

ok twoEmbarrassed?

Not at all. I'd stay away were I embarrassed. You started this whole thread because the people on your enemies list embarrassed you for the past two years and you just had to get back at us somehow.

[sbm "I don't have a problem with anyone" post to follow, with emoticons]

[leemajors]

at the rate SBM is going, seems to me it's just a matter of time before he accuses RaZovante as being a clique member.

i was thinking RaVante tbh

[silverblk mystix]

Epic thread

[ChumpDumper]

Epic threadAbsolutely.

[CuckingFunt]

Funt exits the club

:lmao

Funt has a life outside of SpursTalk.

Caught.

[silverblk mystix]

Funt has a life outside of SpursTalk.

Caught.

Ok sure, absolutely uh-huh. ;)

[ChumpDumper]

Ok sure, absolutely uh-huh. ;)Given your two-year e-grudge, one has to wonder how much of a life you have.

[silverblk mystix]

Given your two-year e-grudge, one has to wonder how much of a life you have.

Well, I am one of those people that doesn't require much to be happy.
So it is a great life so far. :toast

[silverblk mystix]

...but if I had 68,000 fuckin' posts...something would be seriously wrong with my life...


:elephant:elephant:elephant:elephant

[CuckingFunt]

So where would you club members like to see the 2nd scene go to?

Outer space water park!!

[ChumpDumper]

Well, I am one of those people that doesn't require much to be happy.
So it is a great life so far. :toastAs long as your two-year e-grudge makes you happy.

[silverblk mystix]

Outer space water park!!

That's the spirit!

Where is that Manny fellow...I am sure he would have some input...maybe a soccer tournament where he stars and scores a freakin' goal under pressure...

[silverblk mystix]

As long as your two-year e-grudge makes you happy.

Dude, you are not paying attention...

everything makes me happy!

Every breath is god....breathe in love/god/peace/freedom...

breathe out anxiety/stress/fear


but that is another thread.

[ChumpDumper]

Dude, you are not paying attention...

everything makes me happy!

Every breath is god....breathe in love/god/peace/freedom...

breathe out anxiety/stress/fear


but that is another thread.Oh, it's the enlightened sbm.

Only a matter of time before homo fantasy writing sbm is back.

You might want to get the doctor to adjust your lithium.

[silverblk mystix]

Oh, it's the enlightened sbm.

Only a matter of time before homo fantasy writing sbm is back.

You might want to get the doctor to adjust your lithium.

Are you crying again?

Cheer up cumminmydumpster...life is great!

Here is some pink elephantage for `ya

:elephant:elephant:elephant:elephant:elephant:elep hant:elephant

[ChumpDumper]

There he is.

[emoticon]

[CuckingFunt]

That's the spirit!

The spirit of sarcasm, I'm afraid. I don't actually give a fuck.

[silverblk mystix]

There he is.

[emoticon]

Is it cheering you up big guy?

[ChumpDumper]

Is it cheering you up big guy?Filling me with pity for you tbh.

[silverblk mystix]

The spirit of sarcasm, I'm afraid. I don't actually give a fuck.

Aww c'mon now...that is a shitty attitude.

What say you we just handle this like adults?

[Avante]

I've never read more internet gems than I have today. I'd like to thank SM for his genius. I'd like to thank all of you who made it happen. Now I have a fucking headache.

I hate to whimp out but my left eye is throbbing.

A little traveling music:hat

eB2X0404RRU (http://eB2X0404RRU)

[ChumpDumper]

Aww c'mon now...that is a shitty attitude.

What say you we just handle this like adults?You wouldn't have started this thread in that case.

Or sent any PMs.

Or called anyone names.

[silverblk mystix]

I've never read more internet gems than I have today. I'd like to thank SM for his genius. I'd like to thank all of you who made it happen. Now I have a fucking headache.

I hate to whimp out but my left eye is throbbing.

A little traveling music:hat

Cheers Avante. :toast

Sometimes people should watch who they insult.

It has been fun.

[ChumpDumper]

Sometimes people should watch who they insult.Or else what?

[silverblk mystix]

You wouldn't have started this thread in that case.

Or sent any PMs.

Or called anyone names.

Well now, you have a shitty attitude now too. Where is all that fun you were having earlier?

[ChumpDumper]

Well now, you have a shitty attitude now too. Where is all that fun you were having earlier?You're the only one changing here. I'm quite enjoying watching your mood swings. Could be a hormone imbalance. Or maybe you ate lead paint as a child.

[silverblk mystix]

You're the only one changing here. I'm quite enjoying watching your mood swings. Could be a hormone imbalance. Or maybe you ate lead paint as a child.

Could be all of those things but it sure embarrassed you today and there isn't anything you can do about it anymore.

[ChumpDumper]

Could be all of those things but it sure embarrassed you today and there isn't anything you can do about it anymore.Not really. Your behavior amused because you think it embarrassed me, then bemused because you take all this so very, very seriously.

And these posts don't go away. Your crazy is here for all to see. It'll will be easy enough to bump whenever you try to play the enlightened one again.

lol embarrassed

[Edward]

Le Club Clique
by
Mystix


Int. scene - description
Classroom - day - ceiling fans spinning overhead - camera pans around classroom slowly stopping briefly at each student - moving to the next;



Cucking Funt
Cell phone in hand.Looks bored. chewing gum -staring disdainfully at Professor.



Manny is Gay
Dialing a cell phone - scratches his butt with free hand - inside his cargo pants


Blake
Picking furiously digging in left nostril - pulls out an object - looks around again - eats it

CHUMPDUMPER
Listening intently to the Professor

shot - description
Camera continues panning - to the front of the class- zoom in on Professor -



Professor RAZON
Good morning class. I am Professor Razon- this is History 101. Today we are going to go on a field trip to see a very important historical site.



CHUMPDUMPER
Is it actually in a field?


RAZON
Well, um no it is actually...


CHUMPDUMPER
(Interrupting professor)
So, it isn’t actually a field trip.



RAZON
Well, in fact it is a...



CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Which field is this located at?

RAZON
Hold on a second, son...



CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Is it or is it not in an actual field? Be specific.



RAZON
(shakes his head)



Manny is gay
(speaking into cell phone)
Jekka, its me...what are you listening to? You’re listening to that Mystix song again? (scratches his butt again- brings fingers to his nose and sniffs impervious to Blake -watching him)




BLAKE
Manny,can I frist your ass again?




Professor Razon

What the hell is wrong with you kids?


CUCKING FUNT
(on cell phone)

I don’t know...he looks very unclassy, his name is RAZON...wears a BRIONI suit...must be some cheap brand- I never heard of it...



CHUMPDUMPER

There really isn’t a field in this trip is there?



Professor RAZON

(mutters under his breath- “fuck my life.”)





Ext. Scene-

(Camera pans the rear window of bus- zoom into
MANNY IS GAY AND BLAKE licking the window)

Short yellow bus with words “Special Education” on the side drives away-End first scene.
It's sad that as hard as you try you can't type legible English :lol

[silverblk mystix]

Not really. Your behavior amused because you think it embarrassed me, then bemused because you take all this so very, very seriously.

And these posts don't go away. Your crazy is here for all to see. It'll will be easy enough to bump whenever you try to play the enlightened one again.

lol embarrassed

Sounds like you are taking it much more seriously than I ever did.

68,000 posts attests to that.

Before Enlightenment I was crazy.

After Enlightenment I continue to be crazy.

[silverblk mystix]

It's sad that as hard as you try you can't type legible English :lol

Shit, thanks for the bump!

I hate it when I have to bump it myself.

[ChumpDumper]

Sounds like you are taking it much more seriously than I ever did.Nope, I never wrote a screenplay involving people on an enemies list.


68,000 posts attests to that.Nope, brevity makes it easy to accumulate numbers.


Before Enlightenment I was crazy.

After Enlightenment I continue to be crazy.You aren't enlightened.

[CuckingFunt]

Or else what?

Sanctions.

[silverblk mystix]

Nope, I never wrote a screenplay involving people on an enemies list.

Nope, brevity makes it easy to accumulate numbers.

You aren't enlightened.

Of course not...I was stating that I was crazy.

[CuckingFunt]

Aww c'mon now...that is a shitty attitude.

What say you we just handle this like adults?

Pretty sure if someone new to the boards came in and read all this, I wouldn't be the one who came across as childish.

[ChumpDumper]

Of course not...I was stating that I was crazy.You stated there was enlightenment.

Never happened.

[MannyIsGod]

Pretty sure SBM has actual issues. Not surprised, TBH. Hope he doesn't take it out on the prisoners.

[silverblk mystix]

Pretty sure if someone new to the boards came in and read all this, I wouldn't be the one who came across as childish.

Just stooping down to the level that you understand. It was amusing and fun while you sat haughtily judging others and joining while a poster like Avante was being crucified for what all of you deemed inferior posts, inferior knowledge,inferior credentials etc.

When you are made fun of...it is now childish.

Doesn't feel so good now does it?

You cannot have it both ways. If you want to join in while someone is being skewered and offer your witty anecdotes and your snooty put downs because someone doesn't have the proper degree as in Avante's historian claim-then you are also fair game and if I stoop to childish levels it is to teach you all a lesson.

It would have been cool if Avante would have just been treated courteously even if you didn't think he was a proper historian. It would have been classy of you and of others to instead indulge him and let him share his facts, It would have hurt no-one.

This is what you deal with in here. If you want to play that game and act superior then be prepared to be attacked also.

Childish.

Please.

Now you want to be an adult. All of you.

Now, someone will label this a meltdown, or that i am taking it seriously but let's be real.

I can act as good or as bad as anyone and if in this little place you witness all kinds of shenanigans...don't play that card after you have been just as much of a culprit as anyone else.

[silverblk mystix]

Pretty sure SBM has actual issues. Not surprised, TBH. Hope he doesn't take it out on the prisoners.

Manny is Gay is back! And he was kind enough to bump the thread that makes him look stupid!!!!


There's a sport right there. Hey Manny, what do you think of Nathan Lane playing chumpie?


:lmao

You down with a soccer tournament?

Soccer special olympics- brilliant!!!!!

[silverblk mystix]

Not really. Your behavior amused because you think it embarrassed me, then bemused because you take all this so very, very seriously.

And these posts don't go away. Your crazy is here for all to see. It'll will be easy enough to bump whenever you try to play the enlightened one again.

lol embarrassed

Sorry, chump. It is right here in this post. You threw out the ENLIGHTENED word!!!!

[ChumpDumper]

wordsJesus.

Now, someone will label this a meltdown, or that i am taking it seriously but let's be real.I'll let you label it. Good job. Seriously.


I can act as good or as bad as anyone and if in this little place you witness all kinds of shenanigans...don't play that card after you have been just as much of a culprit as anyone else.None of us wrote a screenplay tbh.

[ChumpDumper]

Sorry, chump. It is right here in this post. You threw out the ENLIGHTENED word!!!!Yeah, that's your fake act.

Which is fake.

[silverblk mystix]

Jesus.
I'll let you label it. Good job. Seriously.

None of us wrote a screenplay tbh.

None of you jumped all over each other to insult other posters...ok.

[ChumpDumper]

Doesn't feel so good now does it?Yeah, you aren't doing what you think you are doing.

[silverblk mystix]

Yeah, you aren't doing what you think you are doing.

yet, you're here.:toast

[ChumpDumper]

None of you jumped all over each other to insult other posters...ok.We've been insulting each other and other people for years.

None of us wrote a screenplay.

[silverblk mystix]

We've been insulting each other and other people for years.

None of us wrote a screenplay.

So someone finally insulted you.

Sounds like poetic justice to me.

[ChumpDumper]

yet, you're here.:toastYes, I stuck around to see if you would double down.

You did.

[emoticon]

[hehateme]

Silver you troll just about as good as Tyler Perry makes watchable movies. I must give props though as your sentence structures are superb for someone who watches men shower in groups and probably has the IQ of pocket lint.

[silverblk mystix]

Yes, I stuck around to see if you would double down.

You did.

You're still here.

So, back to business...what about it?

Nathan Lane = Chumpie

Good fit amirite?

[ChumpDumper]

So someone finally insulted you.

Sounds like poetic justice to me.There was no finally about it, dumbass.

You really think you're the first to take a shot at any of us?

This is why we don't write screenplays. It doesn't bother us the way it bothers you. You care about this way more than we do.

[silverblk mystix]

Silver you troll just about as good as Tyler Perry makes watchable movies. I must give props though as your sentence structures are superb for someone who watches men shower in groups and probably has the IQ of pocket lint.

Sounds like you are going by what you see here and by what any lazy,sleeping mind would come up with.

It would be too difficult a task for you to actually know what you are talking about before opening your mouth.

[ChumpDumper]

lol poetic justice

[ChumpDumper]

Sounds like you are going by what you see hereThis is your thread. What else should they go by?

[silverblk mystix]

This is your thread. What else should they go by?

Well, lets see...where do we begin?

They could try to speak/communicate with someone with respect and inquire about this persons taste, skills,likes,dislikes,etc.

Or they could put their brain on auto-pilot and assume they know everything there is to know.

What do you do for a living chump? How do you feel about yourself? How do you feel when someone attacks you and insults you without even knowing the first thing about you?


This is human interaction.

Telling someone they have an IQ of blah-blah is just disrespectful and offensive and no-one blinks an eye when it is done.

You automatically rushed to that posters side without even realizing that -that poster just attacked me unprovoked.

Interesting the reality that you see and the reality that exists.

[hehateme]

Sounds like you are going by what you see here and by what any lazy,sleeping mind would come up with.

It would be too difficult a task for you to actually know what you are talking about before opening your mouth.

For a second you had a good line going and then you had to go and put in the 'talking' bit as if my fingers and mouth could speak online.

Silver its time to un-hinge your face from razon's ass and realize you are just another sucker getting fucked with on this board. Until then you are just another mouthbreather with a conniption for mangina's.

[silverblk mystix]

For a second you had a good line going and then you had to go and put in the 'talking' bit as if my fingers and mouth could speak online.

Silver its time to un-hinge your face from razon's ass and realize you are just another sucker getting fucked with on this board. Until then you are just another mouthbreather with a conniption for mangina's.

That post did absolutely nothing that you hoped it would.

I said talking because this is the medium we have here. You post something and I respond or not. We are communicating. We are talking.

Let me enlighten you here;

I could give two shits if they were fucking with me or not regardless of what they convinced you of or of what you convinced yourself of.

They can't fuck with me because I can beat them at their little game. If they wanna play games-I can outplay them.

They wanna troll-I'll out-troll them.

Anything. I can out-anything them.

Nothing they can do about it. That is the beauty of it.

[CuckingFunt]

Just stooping down to the level that you understand. It was amusing and fun while you sat haughtily judging others and joining while a poster like Avante was being crucified for what all of you deemed inferior posts, inferior knowledge,inferior credentials etc.

When you are made fun of...it is now childish.

Doesn't feel so good now does it?

You cannot have it both ways. If you want to join in while someone is being skewered and offer your witty anecdotes and your snooty put downs because someone doesn't have the proper degree as in Avante's historian claim-then you are also fair game and if I stoop to childish levels it is to teach you all a lesson.

It would have been cool if Avante would have just been treated courteously even if you didn't think he was a proper historian. It would have been classy of you and of others to instead indulge him and let him share his facts, It would have hurt no-one.

This is what you deal with in here. If you want to play that game and act superior then be prepared to be attacked also.

Childish.

Please.

Now you want to be an adult. All of you.

Now, someone will label this a meltdown, or that i am taking it seriously but let's be real.

I can act as good or as bad as anyone and if in this little place you witness all kinds of shenanigans...don't play that card after you have been just as much of a culprit as anyone else.

Firstly, I've always prided myself on being pretty good at it, but I don't know if I've ever slobbed a knob quite as thoroughly as you have RaZon's today.

Secondly, really? You're bringing up the historian bit? RaZon can share whatever facts he wants, but when he continually referred to himself as a historian I wanted to know just what he meant and how he was using the term. I was asking for clarification.

Lastly, I never claimed to be anything other than fair game. Insult me all you like. But stooping to childish levels, as you just admitted was necessary, doesn't have some sort of magical, reverse, double backflip effect whereby I also end up looking childish and desperate.

[hehateme]

I'm sure you said something relevant in your reply but all I got were a bunch of non-coherent three word lines and something about how you can out-anything them? Seriously, what the hell does that mean?

You need to slow down there chief before the hampster dies of exhaustion or you actually hurt yourself trying to form a reply.

[CuckingFunt]

You really think you're the first to take a shot at any of us?

Lord knows I've never been insulted here before.

[silverblk mystix]

Firstly, I've always prided myself on being pretty good at it, but I don't know if I've ever slobbed a knob quite as thoroughly as you have RaZon's today.

Secondly, really? You're bringing up the historian bit? RaZon can share whatever facts he wants, but when he continually referred to himself as a historian I wanted to know just what he meant and how he was using the term. I was asking for clarification.

Lastly, I never claimed to be anything other than fair game. Insult me all you like. But stooping to childish levels, as you just admitted was necessary, doesn't have some sort of magical, reverse, double backflip effect whereby I also end up looking childish and desperate.

Here is something to ponder on;

Yes, you could insist on clarification. You could do everything in your power, wit, education and savvy to make sure that you are right.

Or you could be kind and human and allow a 63 year old man to share his knowledge.

Piling on every day in this place over and over is sickening to watch.
I don't believe that it is impossible to be kind to people. If I have to do this to open some eyes-then so be it.

If you'd like to be treated respectfully and would like to see less childish behavior-it is a two way street.

[silverblk mystix]

oh yeah by the way...

Only a guy would know if you were any good at it and no two guys would feel the same.
Knobslobbing that is.

[hehateme]

If you'd like to be treated respectfully and would like to see less childish behavior-it is a two way street.


There you actually said something good for a change. Now shut the fuck up and follow your own message.

[silverblk mystix]

There you actually said something good for a change. Now shut the fuck up and follow your own message.

Nothing has changed yet. Gotta make some change happen first.

I stated many. many times...

I don't ever fire the first shot....

[CuckingFunt]

oh yeah by the way...

Only a guy would know if you were any good at it and no two guys would feel the same.
Knobslobbing that is.

Were I childish...

[silverblk mystix]

Were I childish...

You offered your own opinion of your perceived skill level...

[hehateme]

Nothing has changed yet. Gotta make some change happen first.

I stated many. many times...

I don't ever fire the first shot....

Your shots are blank old man and no one cares what the hell you say on a messageboard. The only thing changing is your depends at the end of the night after being butthurt over being trolled.

Shit the only way this thread gets better is if Mouse comes in here and lays a bukkake all over your attempt at trying. That would be the /endthread of all.

[MannyIsGod]

Well, lets see...where do we begin?

They could try to speak/communicate with someone with respect and inquire about this persons taste, skills,likes,dislikes,etc.

Or they could put their brain on auto-pilot and assume they know everything there is to know.

What do you do for a living chump? How do you feel about yourself? How do you feel when someone attacks you and insults you without even knowing the first thing about you?


This is human interaction.

Telling someone they have an IQ of blah-blah is just disrespectful and offensive and no-one blinks an eye when it is done.

You automatically rushed to that posters side without even realizing that -that poster just attacked me unprovoked.

Interesting the reality that you see and the reality that exists.

Do you cry yourself to sleep at night?

[MannyIsGod]

Here is something to ponder on;

Yes, you could insist on clarification. You could do everything in your power, wit, education and savvy to make sure that you are right.

Or you could be kind and human and allow a 63 year old man to share his knowledge.

Piling on every day in this place over and over is sickening to watch.
I don't believe that it is impossible to be kind to people. If I have to do this to open some eyes-then so be it.

If you'd like to be treated respectfully and would like to see less childish behavior-it is a two way street.

Its awesome to watch you try to be a hard ass with tears in your eyes.

[MannyIsGod]

oh yeah by the way...

Only a guy would know if you were any good at it and no two guys would feel the same.
Knobslobbing that is.

So how good did they tell you that you were at it?

Yeah, you're not gay at all. Does your wife know?

[silverblk mystix]

Its awesome to watch you try to be a hard ass with tears in your eyes.

I'm getting a little misty-eyed right now knowing it's the middle of night and you are still bumping this thread where you were embarrassed.

I am so proud of you for being so programmable that you can keep bumping this thread so that others can read the "special needs" kids on their first field trip. (wipes an eye)

:lmao

Goddammnit it was a fine day. Tomorrow promises to be even better.

[ChumpDumper]

Well, lets see...where do we begin?

They could try to speak/communicate with someone with respect and inquire about this persons taste, skills,likes,dislikes,etc.

Or they could put their brain on auto-pilot and assume they know everything there is to know.

What do you do for a living chump? How do you feel about yourself? How do you feel when someone attacks you and insults you without even knowing the first thing about you?


This is human interaction.

Telling someone they have an IQ of blah-blah is just disrespectful and offensive and no-one blinks an eye when it is done.

You automatically rushed to that posters side without even realizing that -that poster just attacked me unprovoked.

Interesting the reality that you see and the reality that exists.Nah, I already knew you were a douche before all this.

From what you've already posted.

That's why it's so entertaining and at the same time disconcerting to see you trying to act better than all this in a thread you started with the express intent to insult people you put on your enemies list for insulting you.


If I wanted to know anything about you, I would ask. I have asked others before and met a few -- even some I have traded pretty viscous insults with online. I must note that I have met no one you falsely claimed had me on their friends list.

That said, I have no real desire to know much of anything about you. You just never came across as the kind of person I would give a shit about IRL.

Sorry. I guess you can say I bumped your thread.
That post did absolutely nothing that you hoped it would.

I said talking because this is the medium we have here. You post something and I respond or not. We are communicating. We are talking.

Let me enlighten you here;

I could give two shits if they were fucking with me or not regardless of what they convinced you of or of what you convinced yourself of.

They can't fuck with me because I can beat them at their little game. If they wanna play games-I can outplay them.

They wanna troll-I'll out-troll them.

Anything. I can out-anything them.

Nothing they can do about it. That is the beauty of it.The real beauty of it is we will always know you cared a whole lot more about this than anyone you tried to call out in this thread. You definitely out-cared us.

[Blake]

Nothing has changed yet. Gotta make some change happen first.

I stated many. many times...

I don't ever fire the first shot....

Since you don't feel this thread is a first shot, where exactly was the first shot that I fired?

It must have been long before the other non-first shot Popsucker thread you started.

[silverblk mystix]

Since you don't feel this thread is a first shot, where exactly was the first shot that I fired?

It must have been long before the other non-first shot Popsucker thread you started.

Top of the morning to everyone. I slept great. How did everyone sleep?
Hope everyone is feeling great.

Blake;

#1) If you care to research through a long history of b.s - be my guest.

#2) If you'd like a fresh start - scoreboard at ZERO- I can oblige.

#3) If it makes you insecure to admit anything- so be it.

Where do you want to go. I know I didn't fire first. It sounds like you feel like you didn't fire first. We are at a standoff.

What would you wish to do?

[silverblk mystix]

...oh by the way...

I don't believe I specifically mentioned you by name as a Popsucker but you seemed to rush in and try to attack because the shoe obviously fit.

I could be wrong but that's how I remember it.

[silverblk mystix]

Nah, I already knew you were a douche before all this.

From what you've already posted.

That's why it's so entertaining and at the same time disconcerting to see you trying to act better than all this in a thread you started with the express intent to insult people you put on your enemies list for insulting you.


If I wanted to know anything about you, I would ask. I have asked others before and met a few -- even some I have traded pretty viscous insults with online. I must note that I have met no one you falsely claimed had me on their friends list.

That said, I have no real desire to know much of anything about you. You just never came across as the kind of person I would give a shit about IRL.

Sorry. I guess you can say I bumped your thread.The real beauty of it is we will always know you cared a whole lot more about this than anyone you tried to call out in this thread. You definitely out-cared us.



Here is a fundamental difference between people.

You "cared" more?

Caring about something you do is considered bad in this little world of yours. I entered this little world after having lived life, done things, seen the world,etc..

So it is foreign to me that "caring" is bad.

If I spend any amount of time doing something whether it be work, music, or other pastimes, I am going to care. I care what I put into it and I care at all times. If I came in here and posted 68,000 times and never "cared" - that would be pretty sad. To me anyway.

Different strokes.

Yeah, I care if I spend time here and people insult me unprovoked. I care about that. Sue me.

Caring about it and then deciding to give you a dose of your own medicine ended up being quite fun. I cared when I shot back also. I figured if this is the only behavior they understand- I can give you that too.

7 pages of this thread tell me you "care" a little more than you'd like to admit chumpie. It's ok, chumpie- I think it is good to admit you care. Be aware of what you are doing chumpie. You will like it.

[DMC]

7 pages? Really?

SBM, did you once write scripts for Leave it to Beaver? That opening is pretty lame. No one was fucking anyone in the ass, no cock sucking, no one killed themselves or anyone else. What's the point?

[silverblk mystix]

Manny posting at 1:13 am and chumpie @ 2:58 am

sounds to me like there was a lot of "caring" in this thread...:lmao


I'm getting a little misty-eyed again...oh gosh...:elephant:elephant:elephant

[cantthinkofanything]

7 pages? Really?

SBM, did you once write scripts for Leave it to Beaver? That opening is pretty lame. No one was fucking anyone in the ass, no cock sucking, no one killed themselves or anyone else. What's the point?

I was thinking of writing a screenplay called "Sleeve it to Beaver". It's about the Beaver and his quest to grow new foreskin with stem cell technology. It's blends in real world problems with cutting edge technology. Kind of like Michael Crichton.

What do you think?

[silverblk mystix]

I was thinking of writing a screenplay called "Sleeve it to Beaver". It's about the Beaver and his quest to grow new foreskin with stem cell technology. It's blends in real world problems with cutting edge technology. Kind of like Michael Crichton.

What do you think?


Well, shit...I think that poster mavs>spurs has some kind of circumcision fetish/agenda...he would probably be a "consultant" for your script.

[DMC]

I was thinking of writing a screenplay called "Sleeve it to Beaver". It's about the Beaver and his quest to grow new foreskin with stem cell technology. It's blends in real world problems with cutting edge technology. Kind of like Michael Crichton.

What do you think?

Would probably go 30 pages imo

[DMC]

SBM, you should write about prison life, turning 50 (if you can remember back that far) and your struggles with your sexuality. That would be more interesting than reading a 10 line opening scene to "Look Who Hurt me Today".

[cantthinkofanything]

Well, shit...I think that poster mavs>spurs has some kind of circumcision fetish/agenda...he would probably be a "consultant" for your script.

Yes, it's probably what put the idea in my head. Then when someone mentioned Leave it Beaver, the inspiration was complete.

[cantthinkofanything]

Would probably go 30 pages imo

I'm hoping that the catchy name combined with a funny trailer would be enough. First choice for the grown up Beaver is Adam Sandler. Young Beaver in the flashbacks would be Selena Gomez.

[silverblk mystix]

SBM, you should write about prison life, turning 50 (if you can remember back that far) and your struggles with your sexuality. That would be more interesting than reading a 10 line opening scene to "Look Who Hurt me Today".

It could start with...

Int scene- jail cell - camera pans in on inmate DMC sitting on a bunk

Narrator
"My name is DMC and I am on death row...I am actually a woman trapped inside a man's body"....



What do you think so far?

[cantthinkofanything]

It could start with...

Int scene- jail cell - camera pans in on inmate DMC sitting on a bunk

Narrator
"My name is DMC and I am on death row...I am actually a woman trapped inside a man's body"....



What do you think so far?

wait...why would the narrator say that?

[silverblk mystix]

wait...why would the narrator say that?

because DMC is the narrator telling his own story...of being trapped....

[DMC]

It could start with...

Int scene- jail cell - camera pans in on inmate DMC sitting on a bunk

Narrator
"My name is DMC and I am on death row...I am actually a woman trapped inside a man's body"....



What do you think so far?
Predictable.

Here's a better beginning:

Camera on, extreme close up of bad teeth and a fly at the corner of the mouth that just lingers there, then the fly leaves as a cigarette finds it's way there... draw, exhale white cloud covers scene... white transforms to a memory of you as a child playing dolls with your sisters. They don't let you in their room but you sneak in anyhow and one by one you tape the dolls to a board and undress them, taunting them and burning them with candy cigarettes. Sister enters and yells for mom, you flee.

Back in the present the shot is now from upper corner looking down on a wilted man's balding head hovering over a plate of refried beans and rice, your lunch box sitting there on the outdoor table at the facility where you work, other guards filing in and out the door to the main cafeteria. You finish your cigarette and extinguish it into your plate of beans, gulp down the last drink of your vitamin water and make your way back to your post.

[johnsmith]

I'm going to stop responding to SBM.....I for one don't want to be subpeona'd when the trial starts.

[ChumpDumper]

Yeah, I care if I spend time here and people insult me unprovoked. I care about that. Sue me.No, I'll just make fun of you, like I have all along. And you'll still get upset about it and call me names and write homoerotic fan fiction about me. Nothing will change.


Caring about it and then deciding to give you a dose of your own medicine ended up being quite fun. I cared when I shot back also. I figured if this is the only behavior they understand- I can give you that too.And it has changed nothing. You're still a whiny bitch and we're still making fun of you. You really only made things worse for yourself by putting several meltdown posts in one thread.


7 pages of this thread tell me you "care" a little more than you'd like to admit chumpie. It's ok, chumpie- I think it is good to admit you care. Be aware of what you are doing chumpie. You will like it.I'm making fun of you and your whiny, emo thread. I do like that. Always have. The best part about this thread is you think you're some kind of hero. You're just a hypocritical crybaby. No one you attacked here has cried foul. Indeed, we're encouraging you to write more diatribes and meltdown even further. I'm not saying we're better and tougher than you. I'm merely implying it in the strongest possible terms.

So yeah, keep posting in this thread and keep bumping it and keep thinking you showed us. It's hilarious. We don't care about it or this board the way you do and it's not going to change the way we post or think about you.

[silverblk mystix]

Predictable.

Here's a better beginning:

Camera on, extreme close up of bad teeth and a fly at the corner of the mouth that just lingers there, then the fly leaves as a cigarette finds it's way there... draw, exhale white cloud covers scene... white transforms to a memory of you as a child playing dolls with your sisters. They don't let you in their room but you sneak in anyhow and one by one you tape the dolls to a board and undress them, taunting them and burning them with candy cigarettes. Sister enters and yells for mom, you flee.

Back in the present the shot is now from upper corner looking down on a wilted man's balding head hovering over a plate of refried beans and rice, your lunch box sitting there on the outdoor table at the facility where you work, other guards filing in and out the door to the main cafeteria. You finish your cigarette and extinguish it into your plate of beans, gulp down the last drink of your vitamin water and make your way back to your post.

Interesting how someone's narrow minded views can taint art.

Your imagined and stereotypical references reek of a personal agenda. At least my screenplay will have affection for its characters.

Nice try.

[DMC]

Interesting how someone's narrow minded views can taint art.

Your imagined and stereotypical references reek of a personal agenda. At least my screenplay will have affection for its characters.

Nice try.

It's not a biography, I take creative license. It gets worse.

[ChumpDumper]

Your imagined and stereotypical references reek of a personal agenda.Hypocrite.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

This thread is racking up the views pretty quick. Chris Nolan may seek legal action if the leaked first page diminishes interest in the film. I certainly don't plan to see it any more.

[johnsmith]

Double Murder Suicide seems the most likely result tbh.

[silverblk mystix]

No, I'll just make fun of you, like I have all along. And you'll still get upset about it and call me names and write homoerotic fan fiction about me. Nothing will change.

And it has changed nothing. You're still a whiny bitch and we're still making fun of you. You really only made things worse for yourself by putting several meltdown posts in one thread.

I'm making fun of you and your whiny, emo thread. I do like that. Always have. The best part about this thread is you think you're some kind of hero. You're just a hypocritical crybaby. No one you attacked here has cried foul. Indeed, we're encouraging you to write more diatribes and meltdown even further. I'm not saying we're better and tougher than you. I'm merely implying it in the strongest possible terms.

So yeah, keep posting in this thread and keep bumping it and keep thinking you showed us. It's hilarious. We don't care about it or this board the way you do and it's not going to change the way we post or think about you.

Making fun of you. Oh the horror!

We're making fun of you. Always trying to be in a little group- that was the fun part of writing about you in a little retarded clique. That is what you are. A little group of weaklings that can't stand alone. That is amusing.

We

(you got a mouse in your pocket?)

We

(are you french?)

We :lmao


We don't care about it or this board the way you do. Really? Seriously?

Oh my god. They don't care. How cool is that. They are the detached generation....

there is an idea for a screenplay....:lmao:lmao:lmao

You are still in here not caring. Got it.

[johnsmith]

Making fun of you. Oh the horror!

We're making fun of you. Always trying to be in a little group- that was the fun part of writing about you in a little retarded clique. That is what you are. A little group of weaklings that can't stand alone. That is amusing.

We

(you got a mouse in your pocket?)

We

(are you french?)

We :lmao


We don't care about it or this board the way you do. Really? Seriously?

Oh my god. They don't care. How cool is that. They are the detached generation....

there is an idea for a screenplay....:lmao:lmao:lmao

You are still in here not caring. Got it.

Wow.

[Blake]

Top of the morning to everyone. I slept great. How did everyone sleep?
Hope everyone is feeling great.

Blake;

#1) If you care to research through a long history of b.s - be my guest.

#2) If you'd like a fresh start - scoreboard at ZERO- I can oblige.

#3) If it makes you insecure to admit anything- so be it.

Where do you want to go. I know I didn't fire first. It sounds like you feel like you didn't fire first. We are at a standoff.

What would you wish to do?

this is your issue, not mine, Quixote.

I didn't realize holding grudges and refusing to turn the other cheek were proponents of enlightenment.

[ChumpDumper]

Making fun of you. Oh the horror!Yeah, it got you to meltdown several times -- so yeah, must be pretty horrible for you.


We're making fun of you. Always trying to be in a little group- that was the fun part of writing about you in a little retarded clique. That is what you are. A little group of weaklings that can't stand alone. That is amusing.The amusing part is you think that several people can't come to the independent conclusion that you can be easily made fun of and possess the thinnest of e-skins. Also amusing is the cliques you made yourself a part of in the exact same manner you accuse others of doing. More hypocrisy from the faux enlightened one. You're just digging deeper.

[silverblk mystix]

Yeah, it got you to meltdown several times -- so yeah, must be pretty horrible for you.

The amusing part is you think that several people can't come to the independent conclusion that you can be easily made fun of and possess the thinnest of e-skins. Also amusing is the cliques you made yourself a part of in the exact same manner you accuse others of doing. More hypocrisy from the faux enlightened one. You're just digging deeper.

You are finally catching on. I told you. I can give you what you understand.

If you wanna play games- I will stoop down to your level - and then outplay you.

If you wanna be an adult we can discuss things like adults. I tried that. It didn't work and it was all insults.

I am flexible.

Meltdown. Oh the horror!

Dude, you need to find a life if the funnest part of your life is thinking that you pushed someone into "melting down."

Let me guess. Melting down is a bad thing in here?

Fascinating little world you kids live in. Glad to come in here and learn all this and shake things up a little.

[johnsmith]

You are finally catching on. I told you. I can give you what you understand.

If you wanna play games- I will stoop down to your level - and then outplay you.

If you wanna be an adult we can discuss things like adults. I tried that. It didn't work and it was all insults.

I am flexible.

Meltdown. Oh the horror!

Dude, you need to find a life if the funnest part of your life is thinking that you pushed someone into "melting down."

Let me guess. Melting down is a bad thing in here?

Fascinating little world you kids live in. Glad to come in here and learn all this and shake things up a little.

So after 4,000+ posts you decided it was time to "shake things up a little"?

[silverblk mystix]

So after 4,000+ posts you decided it was time to "shake things up a little"?

What is your purpose in here?

Would you like to discuss something?

Do you need to rush to others defense?

What do you want?

I answered your question many times in different ways. I tried to be cordial in here and it resulted in people like you flying in to take a side and attack like a piranha.

So, let's try the opposite. Why not? I am having a blast either way.

[ChumpDumper]

You are finally catching on. I told you. I can give you what you understand.

If you wanna play games- I will stoop down to your level - and then outplay you.you have been stooping all along and haven't out-played anyone. Out-whined and out-emoed, yes -- not outplayed.


If you wanna be an adult we can discuss things like adults. I tried that. It didn't work and it was all insults.You were never sincere. I knew that you were just waiting for the chance to revert, so I made it happen. It was really easy -- just pull the string and there you go.


I am flexible.No, you fall apart when you don't get your way.


Meltdown. Oh the horror!

Dude, you need to find a life if the funnest part of your life is thinking that you pushed someone into "melting down."1) I never use the word funnest.

2) I never said it was the most fun part of my life. There is no need for you to lie.


Let me guess. Melting down is a bad thing in here?It's a thing. Most of the people doing it don't realize when they do it, which makes it funnier.


Fascinating little world you kids live in. Glad to come in here and learn all this and shake things up a little.lol kids

lol shake things up

lol good meltdown

lol straw man lie

[silverblk mystix]

Chump.

68,000 posts.

8 pages but he doesn't care about anything.

[ChumpDumper]

So after 4,000+ posts you decided it was time to "shake things up a little"?His enemies list had reached a critical mass and he decided it was time for action!

He sure has changed all the posters he mentioned in the OP. I know I have not made fun of anyone's stupid posts since then.

[ChumpDumper]

Chump.

68,000 posts.

8 pages but he doesn't care about anything.Cats play with dead mice long after the kill. In this case though, I guess the mouse did himself in through self-immolation when the cat laughed at his running into a wall.

[johnsmith]

What is your purpose in here?

Would you like to discuss something?

Do you need to rush to others defense?

What do you want?

I answered your question many times in different ways. I tried to be cordial in here and it resulted in people like you flying in to take a side and attack like a piranha.

So, let's try the opposite. Why not? I am having a blast either way.

Look, I know in your mind, everyone should have a purpose on this site, but I'm gonna let you in on a secret, this is a message board about the spurs. It is in no way reality, and the only purpose it serves is entertainment. You shouldn't get mad for two years at things you read in here and let them fester to the point that you kill a puppy.

and tbh, the only thing I really want is for you to not hurt anyone....especially yourself because that seems to be the road you're traveling.

[silverblk mystix]

Chump.

He doesn't care. About anything. Yet he posted 68,000 times.

He is...

The most interesting nihilist in the world!

:elephant:elephant:elephant

Stay detached my friends. :toast

[CuckingFunt]

This is becoming painful to read.

[johnsmith]

Stay detached my friends. :toast

Really? You're being sarcastic about detachment? Really?

[ChumpDumper]

This is becoming painful to read.He's totally getting to you! We're all becoming more civil and sensitive to other posters!

[post count]

[CuckingFunt]

He's totally getting to you! We're all becoming more civil and sensitive to other posters!

[post count]

I've always been pretty damned civil around here. Relatively speaking. I throw around way more innocuous snark than I do pointed insult.

I find it terribly amusing I seem to end up on so many enemies lists.

[ChumpDumper]

I've always been pretty damned civil around here. Relatively speaking. I throw around way more innocuous snark than I do pointed insult.Well, you'll never do that again now that sbm called you retarded!


I find it terribly amusing I seem to end up on so many enemies lists.You seem to make insecure men more insecure, tard.

[Blake]

This is becoming painful to read.

it's brutal.

[CuckingFunt]

tard.

I am going to be sooooooo pissed about that in two years.

[CubanMustGo]

So on one side we have SBM and the puppydog-happy-to-finally-find-someone-who-likes-me-really-likes-me Avantzon, and on the other side, everyone else who's weighed in?

Just checking.

[silverblk mystix]

9 pages....(wipes a tear)

They don't care. Dammit!

[ChumpDumper]

I feed off this kind of emo.

[MannyIsGod]

I am going to be sooooooo pissed about that in two years.



Well done

[silverblk mystix]

Yo manny, am I crashing at your place or not buddy?

:lmao

[johnsmith]

9 pages....(wipes a tear)

They don't care. Dammit!

You're right, no one does care. It's that we all see this site for what it is, entertainment. Your meltdown and what looks to be path towards severe depression is entertaining us and therefore, we are talking about it.

Hell, I'd say you even got what you wanted, people having serious discussions.

We are serious about thinking you are bat shit crazy and it's fun for us to discuss.:toast

[silverblk mystix]

You're right, no one does care. It's that we all see this site for what it is, entertainment. Your meltdown and what looks to be path towards severe depression is entertaining us and therefore, we are talking about it.

Hell, I'd say you even got what you wanted, people having serious discussions.

We are serious about thinking you are bat shit crazy and it's fun for us to discuss.:toast

You are taking this way too seriously and you are misinformed.

Told you I am having a blast.

[MannyIsGod]

He cant pissibly be depressed. Did you see gow many emoticons he used?

[silverblk mystix]

Shit, I hate to disappoint anyone...but I gotta go take care of shit...

Thanks for bumping the thread.

[DMC]

You are finally catching on. I told you. I can give you what you understand.

If you wanna play games- I will stoop down to your level - and then outplay you.

If you wanna be an adult we can discuss things like adults. I tried that. It didn't work and it was all insults.

I am flexible.

Meltdown. Oh the horror!

Dude, you need to find a life if the funnest part of your life is thinking that you pushed someone into "melting down."

Let me guess. Melting down is a bad thing in here?

Fascinating little world you kids live in. Glad to come in here and learn all this and shake things up a little.

This reads much better if you think of a drunk person saying it....

For example:


You are finally catching on. I told you. I can give you what you understand (hic).

If you wanna play games- aaaaahhh I will stoop down to your level - and (hic) then outplay you (wagging finger).

If you wanna be an adult we can discuss things like adults. I tried that. It didn't work and it was all insults (hic)

I am flexible. (serious Barney Fife look)

Meltdown. Oh the fackin horror! (hic)

Dude, (hic, burp) you need to find a life if the funnest part of your life is thinking that you pushed someone into (hic)"melting down."

Let me guess. aaaah Melting down is a bad thing in here?

Fascinating little world you kids live in (hic). Glad to come in here and learn all this and shake things up a little. (pulls belt up ala Barney Fife, stumbles out the door)

[ChumpDumper]

Shit, I hate to disappoint anyone...but I gotta go take care of shit...

Thanks for bumping the thread.
No, thank you for having a blast melting down and counting.

[Clipper Nation]

Okay, NOW I'm convinced.... mystix = RaZon = Avante, tbh....

[DMC]

Shit, I hate to disappoint anyone...but I gotta go take care of shit...

Thanks for bumping the thread.
Another unsuspecting fart turned bowel movement?

[cantthinkofanything]

This reads much better if you think of a drunk person saying it....

For example:

I am imagining Mel Gibson shouting it like his answering machine rants.

[Avante]

What a total mismatch, sheesh! SM you gotta be feeling guilty by now, those are just kids, dude give them a break, ok? Take a break bro, let the little farts recover somewhat, ok?

[ChumpDumper]

:cry My emo buddy! :cry[potty mouth]

[Clipper Nation]

What a total mismatch, sheesh! SM you gotta be feeling guilty by now, those are just kids, dude give them a break, ok? Take a break bro, let the little farts recover somewhat, ok?

Yo, silverblk RaZante... how was the exclusive Playboy Mansion party, B?

[silverblk mystix]

Just remembered this;

"I know its shit without even listening!"

:lmao

Well, I guess you can also say...I know I can pass this test without even taking the test.

Genius!

Or should I say --Jenius!

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Just remembered this;

"I know its shit without even listening!"You didn't just remember it, you let it fester in your mind for two years.

[emoticon]

[silverblk mystix]

You didn't just remember it, you let it fester in your mind for two years.

[emoticon]

yeah...Fester....

flattering yourself is easier than recognizing you were embarrassed---oh wait a minute---

someone else was embarrassed yet- you got butthurt!

:lmao

[silverblk mystix]

Chumpie- stop poking the bear already- I am getting tired of this shit!

Fair warning.

[silverblk mystix]

...:lmao

nah...that didn't sound too convincing...I am losing my touch...

[ChumpDumper]

lol Teddy Ruxpin

lol warning

[emoticon]

[Paul McCartney]

To think I really thought a Dark Knight screenplay had surfaced when I opened this thread! You fooled me! Bravo man!



... Kidding. Your writing is garbage and you are not funny. Sorry mate. I suggest you let it be.

[silverblk mystix]

To think I really thought a Dark Knight screenplay had surfaced when I opened this thread! You fooled me! Bravo man!



... Kidding. Your writing is garbage and you are not funny. Sorry mate. I suggest you let it be.

Another lame troll...I suggest you check out my music thread if you are actually a McCartney fan...the melodies are McCartneyesque!

Oh yeah- thanks for the bump!

[silverblk mystix]

Le Club Clique
by
Mystix


Int. scene - description
Classroom - day - ceiling fans spinning overhead - camera pans around classroom slowly stopping briefly at each student - moving to the next;



Cucking Funt
Cell phone in hand.Looks bored. chewing gum -staring disdainfully at Professor.



Manny is Gay
Dialing a cell phone - scratches his butt with free hand - inside his cargo pants


Blake
Picking furiously digging in left nostril - pulls out an object - looks around again - eats it

CHUMPDUMPER
Listening intently to the Professor

shot - description
Camera continues panning - to the front of the class- zoom in on Professor -



Professor RAZON
Good morning class. I am Professor Razon- this is History 101. Today we are going to go on a field trip to see a very important historical site.



CHUMPDUMPER
Is it actually in a field?


RAZON
Well, um no it is actually...


CHUMPDUMPER
(Interrupting professor)
So, it isn’t actually a field trip.



RAZON
Well, in fact it is a...



CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Which field is this located at?

RAZON
Hold on a second, son...



CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Is it or is it not in an actual field? Be specific.



RAZON
(shakes his head)



Manny is gay
(speaking into cell phone)
Jekka, its me...what are you listening to? You’re listening to that Mystix song again? (scratches his butt again- brings fingers to his nose and sniffs impervious to Blake -watching him)




BLAKE
Manny,can I frist your ass again?




Professor Razon

What the hell is wrong with you kids?


CUCKING FUNT
(on cell phone)

I don’t know...he looks very unclassy, his name is RAZON...wears a BRIONI suit...must be some cheap brand- I never heard of it...



CHUMPDUMPER

There really isn’t a field in this trip is there?



Professor RAZON

(mutters under his breath- “fuck my life.”)





Ext. Scene-

(Camera pans the rear window of bus- zoom into
MANNY IS GAY AND BLAKE licking the window)

Short yellow bus with words “Special Education” on the side drives away-End first scene.




Discuss.

[silverblk mystix]

:whine

[Avante]

:whine

It's like watching a bull in a China shop, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Here ya go bro...:king...yep, the King.

[silverblk mystix]

It's like watching a bull in a China shop, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Here ya go bro...:king...yep, the King.

A little cheese with that whine :toast

[Avante]

A little cheese with that whine :toast

I hear ya bro:toast