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DUNCANownsKOBE
06-30-2012, 06:31 PM
Listed chronologically

February 2008
The Illuminati and NWO have selected Hilary Clinton as the next president

June 15 2008
"The Dollar will be worth 10% of what it is now in 2 years"

November 23 2008
Agreed with Gerald Celente's prediction that there will be bank runs by February of 2009

December 15 2008
"In a few months all of the pension funds are gonna be gone"

January 14 2009
Had someone on his show predict Citigroup will fold in the next 48 hours

January 19 2009
Obama will be assassinated to justify gun confiscation

January 29 2009
"They're gonna stage some terror attack I can feel it in my bones"

February 1 2009
"I give it 3 or 4 months before they stage something so they can start a war"

February 4 2009
"No doubt in my mind they're planning to stage an inaugural bombing in the next 6-7 months"

February 13 2009
There will be a series of biological attacks that will probably kill 50% of the population of the United States

February 26 2009
"I will be very surprised if they don't stage something big by the end of this year"

March 10 2009
"I think they're gonna stage a terror attack I can just feel it in my gut"

March 15 2009
"As soon as his approval rating drops to around 50 thats when the globalists will stage a terror attack"

May 17 2009
"They're training 16 year old to do 'seek and destroy' in the next 2-3 years"

May 27 2009
"We're probably in the next few years going to have World War III, folks."

June 22 2009
"I would be very surprised if they don't stage some big terror attacks in the next 60-90 days"

August 2 2009
(regarding Obama's approval rating dip)
"We've never seen an approval rating plunge this fast, looks like he'll probably stage some terror attacks"

September 17 2009
The government will shut down the internet in the next 2 years

January 1 2010
Agreed with Gerald Celente's prediction that there will be a 9/11 scale terrorist attack sometime in 2010

February 15 2010
A fake assassination on Obama will be staged so they can put troops in the streets

February 15 2010
A fake assassination on Obama will be staged to demonize the opposition (Glenn Beck)

February 16 2010
They are prepping everybody to make Obama look like a hero after the fake assassination

February 16 2010
Obama will stage an assassination on himself to get his approval ratings up




:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

DMX7
06-30-2012, 07:09 PM
But, But, But - He predicted 9/11! :lol

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-30-2012, 07:12 PM
But, But, But - He predicted 9/11! :lol
When you predict a terrorist attack every single time your show airs, I guess that's a full proof way of being able to take credit for predicting whatever terrorist attacks actually do happen :lol

leemajors
06-30-2012, 07:27 PM
nice work :lol I imagine a complete list would be a life's work.

jack sommerset
06-30-2012, 07:34 PM
But, But, But - He predicted 9/11! :lol

You would think "they" would have got Alex by now. God bless

DMX7
06-30-2012, 07:41 PM
You would think "they" would have got Alex by now. God bless

Alex got them!

ElNono
06-30-2012, 08:17 PM
When you predict a terrorist attack every single time your show airs, I guess that's a full proof way of being able to take credit for predicting whatever terrorist attacks actually do happen :lol

foolproof, son, foolproof

mavs>spurs
06-30-2012, 08:24 PM
crofl crofl, the guy has been on the air making predictions for like the past 15 years and that's all you can come up with? i got you beat right here:

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Clipper Nation
06-30-2012, 08:30 PM
Never mind that shit... we should be listening to a true prophet, Ron Paul... predicted an unconstitutional war in Iraq in 1998, the collapse of the housing market in 2001, and bills like NDAA, soaring gold prices, and our current debt crisis in 2002... dude is a visionary, tbh...

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-30-2012, 08:37 PM
crofl crofl, the guy has been on the air making predictions for like the past 15 years and that's all you can come up with? i got you beat right here:

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Those predictions are just from 2008 and later.

:lmao posting 3 youtube videos in response to like 30 wrong predictions

Heath Ledger
06-30-2012, 08:41 PM
I believe AJ is a government plant, who helps fire up, motivate and expose the extremist dumb dumb hillbillies, so that uncle sam can more closely keep tabs on them and be more prepared when shit really does hit the fan.

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-30-2012, 08:45 PM
I believe AJ is a government plant, who helps fire up, motivate and expose the extremist dumb dumb hillbillies, so that uncle sam can more closely keep tabs on them and be more prepared when shit really does hit the fan.
:lol Alex Jones is just a creative Tea Party bible thumper. His views are pretty in line with the mainstream tea bagger.

He hates Obama, loves guns, constantly complains about the "war against Christianity", but does it in a creative way where he can blame Democrats for problems in this country without being considered a Republican while doing so. Minus the wars, he's no different than Rick Santorum or Michelle Bachmann :lol

mavs>spurs
06-30-2012, 08:49 PM
i'll only respond to specific posts about the contents of those videos

but crofl at the guy who supports the blue team hating the red team, never seen it before :lmao

and who's the sheep? you play a fake game and call others sheep :lol

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-30-2012, 08:51 PM
You've now responded to this thread twice :lol

:lol not responding to the 30 Alex Jones predictions in the OP

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-30-2012, 08:57 PM
but crofl at the guy who supports the blue team hating the red team, never seen it before :lmao

and who's the sheep? you play a fake game and call others sheep :lol
I'll stick to playing the red vs. blue game while you can keep worrying about martial law and getting your foreskin back. Hopefully the illuminati doesn't get you.

Shastafarian
06-30-2012, 08:58 PM
Alex is probably just upset because his dick skin got cut off when he was a baby. Also, the tits he grew from drinking bottled water (can't trust govt supplied water!) limit his ability to be on TV.

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-30-2012, 09:00 PM
Also, the tits he grew from drinking bottled water (can't trust govt supplied water!) limit his ability to be on TV.
The illuminati must have put a special tit growing formula in his water to make sure he never got on TV!

Shastafarian
06-30-2012, 09:04 PM
The Gates Foundation? "Obviously a eugenics operation."

Obviously

:rollin

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-30-2012, 09:08 PM
I like when Jones adds the "Unless we prevent it!" qualifier to his predictions, so then when the predictions don't happen he can credit himself for raising awareness and preventing them.

If not for Alex Jones, Obama would have started a war or faked his assassination every time his approval rating went down! Alex Jones prevented those shenanigans!

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-30-2012, 09:08 PM
double post

(It must be the government trying to shut my internet down and glitching!)

DMX7
06-30-2012, 09:52 PM
...that's all you can come up with?

You must be in really deep. That's a fucking laundry list of duds.

Wild Cobra
06-30-2012, 10:16 PM
Does anyone actually listen or watch Alex Jones? The only time I ever here of him is here.

MannyIsGod
06-30-2012, 10:40 PM
No. No one listens or watches him. Thats why he has a show.

SMH

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-30-2012, 10:44 PM
Sadly Alex Jones has made millions off his show and fear mongering. Of course his listeners claim he does his show for the good of America.

I wonder why he hasn't converted all his money to gold yet.

Adderall
06-30-2012, 10:49 PM
Sadly Alex Jones has made millions off his show and fear mongering. Of course his listeners claim he does his show for the good of America.

I wonder why he hasn't converted all his money to gold yet.

This, he gets about 20 million listeners per week.

And Alex does have his money in gold and real assets. If you want to slander the man and say otherwise, the burden of proof is on you. Lets see Alex's bank statements or else the OP is a liar and a fraud, just throwing stuff at the wall and hoping some of it sticks like the Y2K thing.

Edward
06-30-2012, 10:50 PM
Oh hi m>s

:lol calling me a liar and a fraud for using real Alex Jones quotes
:lol using a troll to make it look like more than 1 person in this thread supports Alex Jones
:lol actually thinking Alex Jones prevented the internet from being shut down

Adderall
06-30-2012, 10:55 PM
So I take it you're not going to back up that claim that Alex doesn't have his money in gold and real assets.

Edward
06-30-2012, 10:57 PM
So I take it you're not going to back up that claim that Alex doesn't have his money in gold and real assets.
After you admit you're m>s

Adderall
06-30-2012, 10:58 PM
I wonder why he hasn't converted all his money to gold yet.

Edward
06-30-2012, 10:58 PM
So he doesn't have ANY American currency? I doubt that.

Edward
06-30-2012, 10:59 PM
I claimed he doesn't have ALL his money in gold. Are you saying he has ALL of his money in gold?

Adderall
06-30-2012, 10:59 PM
Last Activity: Today 10:58 PM
Current Activity: Modifying Post

:lol what happened to that last post that said:


Where did I say that Alex Jones doesn't have his money in gold?

Adderall
06-30-2012, 11:00 PM
I claimed he doesn't have ALL his money in gold. Are you saying he has ALL of his money in gold?

:lmao semantics, neat

Edward
06-30-2012, 11:00 PM
I claimed he doesn't have ALL his money in gold. Are you saying he has ALL of his money in gold?

Adderall
06-30-2012, 11:01 PM
:lmao semantics, neat

Edward
06-30-2012, 11:01 PM
:lmao semantics, neat
So he doesn't have all his money in gold. That's what I thought.

It's gonna suck when his American currency loses 90% of its worth.

Adderall
06-30-2012, 11:02 PM
So you can't prove that alex doesn't have his money in gold like you originally claimed.

Prove he doesn't have "ALL" his money in gold :lmao

Edward
06-30-2012, 11:05 PM
Prove he doesn't have "ALL" his money in gold :lmao
Once again, I don't have to prove the negative. If he really believes the US currency is gonna collapse, he should publish proof all of his money is in gold.

You've got me, I can't prove some random claim I made. That's better than being a member of Alex Jones' herd :lol

Adderall
06-30-2012, 11:06 PM
Once again, I don't have to prove the negative. If he really believes the US currency is gonna collapse, he should publish proof all of his money is in gold.

Normally one has to back up his or her claims, else run the risk of being caught talking out of their ass.

Your accusation, your burden of proof.

The accusation doesn't fly until we see proof.

Edward
06-30-2012, 11:07 PM
Normally one has to back up his or her claims, else run the risk of being caught talking out of their ass.
:lmao I guess the exception to this is when Alex Jones makes a claim about Obama staging an assassination

Edward
06-30-2012, 11:08 PM
Your accusation, your burden of proof.

The accusation doesn't fly until we see proof.
You've taken Alex Jones' accusations about Obama's fake assassination attempts as gospel without wanting any proof :lol

Adderall
06-30-2012, 11:08 PM
He's a talkshow host paid to talk about his opinions and openly claims that he's not perfect and above ever making mistakes, he's made plenty.

You're the one on here trying to pass yours as truth whenever you can't back them up.

Edward
06-30-2012, 11:11 PM
He's a talkshow host paid to talk about his opinions and openly claims that he's not perfect and above ever making mistakes, he's made plenty.

You're the one on here trying to pass yours as truth whenever you can't back them up.
Alex Jones has tried to pass countless things as truth. Just look at what he said WAS HAPPENING during y2k (not what he thought was gonna happen).

:lol so all of the predictions in the OP are what you'd call "innocent mistakes", not a nutcase throwing wild predictions around to fear monger?

I'm curious how many people innocently make an incorrect prediction that the president is gonna stage an assassination to raise his approval ratings. Or an innocent mistake saying the US currency was gonna collapse. Or an innocent mistake saying World War III was imminent.

Wild Cobra
06-30-2012, 11:11 PM
No. No one listens or watches him. Thats why he has a show.

SMH
OK, let me correct myself.

Does anyone here actually listen or watch Alex Jones? The only time I ever here of him is here.

DMX7
06-30-2012, 11:12 PM
He's a talkshow host paid to talk about his opinions and openly claims that he's not perfect and above ever making mistakes, he's made plenty.


He doesn't just make mistake, he make epic fails.

Edward
06-30-2012, 11:13 PM
OK, let me correct myself.

Does anyone here actually listen or watch Alex Jones? The only time I ever here of him is here.
m>s does. So does mouse and most of the other Ron Paul supporters on this site.

He legitimately thinks Alex Jones prevented the internet from being shut down.

DMX7
06-30-2012, 11:15 PM
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mavs>spurs
06-30-2012, 11:15 PM
He legitimately thinks Alex Jones prevented the internet from being shut down.

Whoa didn't that other guy teach you about putting words in people's mouth? I never said any such thing.

Proof? You're starting to look like a bigger conspiracy theorist than Alex Jones, irony :lol

Edward
06-30-2012, 11:17 PM
:lol that other guy? You're really determined to make it look like two different people defended Alex Jones in this thread.

If Alex Jones didn't prevent it, then what exactly did, because you did say the government attempted to shut the internet down.

mavs>spurs
06-30-2012, 11:18 PM
I said they are working on regulating the internet yes. What do you think all those failed internet bills earlier this year were about?

Edward
06-30-2012, 11:18 PM
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:lmao

Edward
06-30-2012, 11:19 PM
I said they are working on regulating the internet yes.
You brought them up as an attempt to justify Jones' prediction about the government shutting the internet down. If all they were trying to do was regulate the internet, then you're admitting Jones was wrong.


What do you think all those failed internet bills earlier this year were about?
Why did they fail?

DMX7
06-30-2012, 11:20 PM
:lol that other guy?

:lmao

mavs>spurs
06-30-2012, 11:23 PM
You brought them up as an attempt to justify Jones' prediction about the government shutting the internet down. If all they were trying to do was regulate the internet, then you're admitting Jones was wrong.


Why did they fail?

too much public outrage it turned out to be a political disaster for anyone who would have signed it

DMX7
06-30-2012, 11:24 PM
He accepts checks & money orders!

mavs>spurs
06-30-2012, 11:24 PM
He accepts checks & money orders!

you should send him that one your ass couldn't cash

Edward
06-30-2012, 11:25 PM
too much public outrage it turned out to be a political disaster for anyone who would have signed it
Why would they worry about a political disaster if they all work for the NWO and would be replaced by someone else in the NWO?

Edward
06-30-2012, 11:26 PM
He accepts checks & money orders!
He's not gonna once the currency collapses!

Better send them quick!

mavs>spurs
06-30-2012, 11:26 PM
Why would they worry about a political disaster if they all work for the NWO and would be replaced by someone else in the NWO?

huh that's retarded the politicians don't want to lose their jobs

Edward
06-30-2012, 11:26 PM
huh that's retarded the politicians don't want to lose their jobs
If the NWO would have their back and support them for passing a bill to shut the internet down they wouldn't lose their jobs.

DMX7
06-30-2012, 11:36 PM
Why does Alex's snake oil shop even accept U.S. dollars? I mean, perhaps the U.S. government has hijacked his online store and is stealing the funds to silence the critics. That's it! I've uncovered the plot!

DMX7
06-30-2012, 11:37 PM
lol "that other guy"

mavs>spurs
06-30-2012, 11:39 PM
^who is this guy anyway? he showed up the other day and started sending me really creepy pm's

Clipper Nation
07-01-2012, 09:15 AM
m>s does. So does mouse and most of the other Ron Paul supporters on this site.

I don't.... dude is a loose cannon and a complete blowhard who discredits the liberty movement every time he opens his mouth tbh....