The Official UEFA Champions League Thread, 2012-13

[pookenstein]

Lol Hummels.

[Jodelo]

1-1!

But get Modric out of there and let Özil play in the middle.

[TDMVPDPOY]

ronaldo>midget

[Bynumite]

I would take a 1-1 result in naziland and run away with it. Now Real needs to play 45 minutes of solid defense and let the semis be decided @ Madrid.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Fuck Real Madrid piece of shit team.

Dortmund deserves it.

[TDMVPDPOY]

dortmund is playing for calls,....the sooner they adjust their game the refs aint giving easy free kicks......

[TDMVPDPOY]

ramos sucks dick

never understand why this clown is still wearing a rmao jersey...dude is overrated

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Dortmund kicks ass! If they can win this 3-1 it would be even sweeter

[resistanze]

RMAO

[Jodelo]

Real :lmao
Having Pepe and Modric in there :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

shit being pushed back in hahahaha

[Bynumite]

I would take a 1-1 result in naziland and run away with it. Now Real needs to play 45 minutes of solid defense and let the semis be decided @ Madrid.

Clearly too much to ask :rolleyes

[Amuseddaysleeper]

This eases the Barca sting a bit :lol

[pookenstein]

Shit. But if Real manages to score a second and doesn't have to swallow a fourth they're ok. Even a 1-3 is still manageable.

[IronMaxipad]

L:lol Lig:lol

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Shit. But if Real manages to score a second and doesn't have to swallow a fourth they're ok. Even a 1-3 is still manageable.

Hopefully Real loses 1-6 and Mourinho rests the starters in the return leg with no hope.

[IronMaxipad]

http://i.minus.com/ibulosuSgCKVWk.gif

[pookenstein]

Hopefully Real loses 1-6 and Mourinho rests the starters in the return leg with no hope.

You just hate/dislike Real or like Dortmund??

[resistanze]

RMAO

[Libri]

Real :lmao
Having Pepe and Modric in there :lmao

Think Pepe stays once Mou is out?

[Sportstudi]

http://i.minus.com/ibulosuSgCKVWk.gif

Holy shit!!! :wow

Germany - Spain 7:1

[resistanze]

Shit. But if Real manages to score a second and doesn't have to swallow a fourth they're ok. Even a 1-3 is still manageable.

Looks more likely to be 4-1 than 3-2 at the moment.

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol here comes the fix

[ElNono]

RMA:lol

das niggaz just dominating...

[TDMVPDPOY]

pathetic

[Bynumite]

What a meltdown :lol

[IronMaxipad]

:lmao

[Jodelo]

Think Pepe stays once Mou is out?

I hope he suffers an injury before!

But he will be gone, hope that Ramos/Varane are the CB's with a solid RB, not that fuck Arbeloa!

[ElNono]

Where's Venti with the crystikas?

[TDMVPDPOY]

that dortmund striker making history?

[Jodelo]

Real :lmao
Rape :lmao
Bukkake :lmao

[pookenstein]

OK. Fuck it then. Looks like the Cup is coming to germany.

A german final in England... :lmao

[resistanze]

Looks more likely to be 4-1 than 3-2 at the moment.
lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

I hope he suffers an injury before!

But he will be gone, hope that Ramos/Varane are the CB's with a solid RB, not that fuck Arbeloa!

how come marcelo isnt playin...fkn pathetic lineup

[ElNono]

how come marcelo isnt playin...fkn pathetic lineup

Marcelo is injured, you dolt

[pookenstein]

btw, how can I put a Bayernlogo under my avatar in the soccer forum?

[resistanze]

Top 2 teams in the world losing 8-1, tbh

[DAF86]

Think Pepe stays once Mou is out?

But Bynumite assures me that Mou won't be gone. :cry

[Amuseddaysleeper]

HAHAHA RMAO! Fuck them hopefully they gut the team this summer

Malaga >>>> RM

[ElNono]

btw, how can I put a Bayernlogo under my avatar in the soccer forum?

Control Panel->General Settings->Soccer Team (all the way to the bottom: FC Bayern Munich)

[DAF86]

Top 2 teams in the world losing 8-1, tbh

Best team in the World just won 4-0 yesterday, tbh.

[DAF86]

And to think Malaga should have beaten Dortmund :lmao

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Top 2 teams in the world winning 8-1, tbh

Fixed :tu

[DAF86]

And they're saying now that besides Gotze, Lewandoski will go to Bayern too. :rollin

[TDMVPDPOY]

barca losing to germany a
rmao losing to germany b

fail

[pookenstein]

Control Panel->General Settings->Soccer Team (all the way to the bottom: FC Bayern Munich)

Thx

[DAF86]

Fixed :tu

Meh, I don't know about Dortmund. They should have lost to Malaga.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

But if they did lose to Malaga then Real Madrid would be going to the Finals.

Basically, God exists.

[resistanze]

Meh, I don't know about Dortmund. They should have lost to Malaga.

Yeah I doubt Dortmund is 2nd best in the world. Nevertheless I never considered RMAO the 2nd best either, anytime recently (like decade).

[TDMVPDPOY]

subbin all these playmakers on...

[TDMVPDPOY]

Yeah I doubt Dortmund is 2nd best in the world. Nevertheless I never considered RMAO the 2nd best either, anytime recently (like decade).

rmao this uefa season barely got passed manutd....

[DAF86]

Yeah I doubt Dortmund is 2nd best in the world. Nevertheless I never considered RMAO the 2nd best either, anytime recently (like decade).

They are top 4 for sure, 3 straight trips to the semis aren't coincidental.

[DAF86]

I don't think this ends like this, tbh. There will be one more goal, and I bet my ass is gonna be from the Cristiano.

[Brazil]

:lol Spain
:lol German Nazis shitting on Franco sons

[lefty]

:lol Madrid
:lol Mourinho waiting the end to bring in offense
:lol Mourinho has never won on German soil
:lol Pepe

[Bynumite]

But Bynumite (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=31924) assures me that Mou won't be gone. :cry

Like every coach, Mourinho can get the boot because of bad results, not because of the over-dramatic soap operas you see on Barcelona media and wish it were true.

[DAF86]

Like every coach, Mourinho can get the boot because of bad results, not because of the over-dramatic soap operas you see on Barcelona media and wish it were true.

Now you're going to try to act like I didn't tell you more than once that the information comes from Madrid, from journalists that live inside the Real Madrid's club. :lol

And I already told you that Florentino won't kick Mou out, is the coach who doesn't feel comfortable in Spain.

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol ramos the piece of shit

[scott]

BVB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID!

Bayern's strategy for the final will be to announce they have purchased everyone on BVB

[DAF86]

Barcafan already counting Real out :lmao

I said it before and i'll say it again, the midgets are lucky Real pissed away the first half of the season, that's why the midgets are winning La Liga. Barca is done next season.


:lmao

Real players aren't tiki taka midgets that can't win a ball in the air.

Those high balls the midgets lost in their box? That shit wouldn't fly with Pepe, Varane, Ronaldo, Ramos etc.

Real has the monkeyballers to compete with the nazis tbh.


You wish son, keep dreaming. The man already has the formula to beat barca on a regular basis.


:lmao

Mourinho ain't going nowhere and Guardiola ain't coming back to Barca... sorry that your team is done son.


http://www.google.es/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=CsZcbahx9FkLgM&tbnid=30G6qSpUznyAwM:&ved=0CAUQjBwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.damianmarksmyth.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F01%2Fbaby-smile.jpg&ei=SE14UZz2MYn-8ATv9oDIAg&psig=AFQjCNGu7Zkrs1ZPGWy4CbnVJZ0RBll4Uw&ust=1366925000861688

[Relevancy]

Real Madrid:lmao

[mudyez]

Thx

LOL @ doing this when FCB is up 4:0 in the semis! :)

Its like putting on the Spurs Jersey when they are up 2:0 in the Finals.

[Relevancy]

Did Christiano at least show up? I mean there's not an excuse for him not to show up, knowing he was 100% ready to go, unlike Messi?

* I just heard he didn't, surprise Bynumite:lmao

[DAF86]

Did Christiano at least show up? I mean there's not an excuse for him not to show up, knowing he was 100% ready to go, unlike Messi?

* I just heard he didn't, surprise Bynumite:lmao

He scored his usual tap in, tbh.

[Brunodf]

:lmaoReal Madrid
:lmaoCR7
:lmaoMourinho
:lmaoThat D

[Relevancy]

He scored his usual tap in, tbh.And he was 100%:lmao I just love how all of this backfired on Bynumite, I don't know if he's trolling when he compares Messi and Ronaldo, but after today I hope he won't even bother trolling about that:lmao I'm about to watch the full game in 5 minutes expect another.

Expect another :lmao from me after I watch his pathetic performance.

[sonic21]

They are top 4 for sure, 3 straight trips to the semis aren't coincidental.

but only beating Lyon, Tottenham, Moscow, Nicosia and Galatasaray in the elimination games. Only ManU (this year) was a very good team.

[DAF86]

but only beating Lyon, Tottenham, Moscow, Nicosia and Galatasaray in the elimination games. Only ManU (this year) was a very good team.

Well, that's the kind of teams you have to beat to get to the semis, tbh. What teams do you want them to face? Don't forget that for example this season they had to beat Man City in the group stage.

[Venti Quattro]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Liga.

Ze Germans are taking over European football like it's September 1, 1939. Uncle Adolf must be proud.

[Venti Quattro]

Where's Venti with the crystikas?

Germans to European football:

http://i46.tinypic.com/2zdq7tv.gif

http://i46.tinypic.com/2zdq7tv.gif

http://i46.tinypic.com/2zdq7tv.gif

[ALVAREZ6]

The final will be exciting as hell, i'll probably be pulling for Dortmund.

[Bynumite]

I give props to Venti, dude was right. The midget nuthuggers can eat a dick. Real didn't lose because of Ronaldo, he had his chances and scored once but Real's defense was complete shit.

When you finish a game with 63% ball possession and only 2 shots on target, now that's fucking pathetic.

[NASpurs]

The CL semifinals have been what I wanted. :lol I'm seriously tired of these Spanish teams.

[sonic21]

Well, that's the kind of teams you have to beat to get to the semis, tbh. What teams do you want them to face? Don't forget that for example this season they had to beat Man City in the group stage.
there's a part of luck sometimes to reach the SF. A team like Juve is better this year. And they have regressed from last year (the only year they were top 4 imo).

[Bynumite]

@ the Bernabeu, i can see Real scoring the 3 goals they need to advance to the final but i doubt they can keep a clean sheet. We'll see.

[Venti Quattro]

The final will be exciting as hell, i'll probably be pulling for Dortmund.

This game will be filled with bad blood, will be exciting to watch.

[DAF86]

there's a part of luck sometimes to reach the SF. A team like Juve is better this year. And they have regressed from last year (the only year they were top 4 imo).

That's pure speculation on your part. You can get lucky and get to the semis ONE year, maybe win it all like Chelsea last season, but making the semis three years in a row isn't luck. Consistency isn't luck.

[sonic21]

also Madrid needs to have an elite striker. benzema and higuain are not enough tbh

[lefty]

This game will be filled with bad blood, will be exciting to watch.
yup

Cant wait

Plus both teams are fun to watch

[Venti Quattro]

327165233871351808

[lefty]

Best league in the W losing 1-8 to Germany



DAF :lol

[IronMaxipad]

http://i.minus.com/iO4gvmDCRmEvm.gif

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIqucfxCcAAgqwo.jpg

[DAF86]

Best league in the W losing 1-8 to Germany



DAF :lol

Never said the Spanish League was the best in the World, tbh. I just called your stupid asses when you guys said that the Spanish league wasn't on the level of the EPL (:lmao) and the others. It's clear that the Spanish league is a top tier league no matter what your ignorant dumb opinion repeating asses say, tbh.

BTW the SL was a miracle away from having 3 out of 4 in the semis.

[Venti Quattro]

Germany just fired the warning shot for the 2014 WC.

[lefty]

Germany just fired the warning shot for the 2014 WC.
Nah


Germany is going to underachieve in the WC




Again

[pookenstein]

LOL @ doing this when FCB is up 4:0 in the semis! :)

Its like putting on the Spurs Jersey when they are up 2:0 in the Finals.

:sleep


I'm a member of that club since I was born.

[Venti Quattro]

Nah

Germany is going to underachieve in the WC

Again
Didn't you just watch Bayern and Dortmund dismantle two teams which basically ARE the members of the Spanish MNT?

[DAF86]

Nah


Germany is going to underachieve in the WC




Again

Since when losing to the World champs on extra time of the semis is underachieving?

[mudyez]

:sleep


I'm a member of that club since I was born.

I'm sorry for you, but at least you like the Spurs as well.

[lefty]

Didn't you just watch Bayern and Dortmund dismantle two teams which basically ARE the members of the Spanish MNT?

Meh

Still not convinced

And the man who destroyed Madrid is not German

They were favorites along with Spain to win the last Euros and they got Balotelled


The German NT has a bunch of mental midgets

[pookenstein]

I'm sorry for you, but at least you like the Spurs as well.

Don't be. I got the best of two sports. What are you besides Arsenal? The typical Bayern hater? Or do you have a club in the Bundesliga as well?

[lefty]

Pooky has always been a Bayern fan

Unlike me with United

[Jodelo]

also Madrid needs to have an elite striker. benzema and higuain are not enough tbh

:lmao

[MannyIsGod]

LOL fuck.

Glad I didn't come in and LOL Barca before the game.

[resistanze]

Since when losing to the World champs on extra time of the semis is underachieving?

If you count Euro 2012, then I'd agree they've underachieved internationally. Losing to Italy in the semis was definitely a letdown.

And they lost in regulation to Spain in WC 2010 and in the finals of Euro 2008, although I'm not blaming them for that.

[Venti Quattro]

How German math works: B4rcel0na + M4dr1d = 8pa1n

[lefty]

If you count Euro 2012, then I'd agree they've underachieved internationally. Losing to Italy in the semis was definitely a letdown.

And they lost in regulation to Spain in WC 2010 and in the finals of Euro 2008, although I'm not blaming them for that.

Yeah it was close in the WC or in the 2008 Euros, but its that little gap that separates men from boys

[scott]

Germany was a very different team in 2008 than they were in 2010, and 2014 will be even significantly more different. I'm a little concerned who will start at LB and ST for Germany, but other than they are pretty fucking solid.

I imagine they will play some form of a 4-5-1. If they want to be more attacking, it will look like this:

-----------------Gomez??------------------
---Gotze----Reus--------Muller------Ozil----
--------------Schweinsteiger---------------
--Schmelzer?--Badstuber--Hummels--Lahm--
------------------Neuer--------------------

If you want to be more defensive, go to a 4-2-3-1 with Kediera. On the bench you also have Kroos, Podolski, Klose? and youngsters like Schurrle, Marin, Holtby, etc. If not Badstuber at CB, then Boateng or Howedes.

Don't know who else would play LB if not Schmelzer. Not a lot of German fullback depth right now that I'm aware of, which makes it weird that Fabian Johnson and Timmy Chandler were so easily allowed to go play for the US.

Anyway... the 2006 WC and 2008 EC squads were still relying on Ballack, Metzelder, Mertesaker, etc. Much different team today, lots of young talent.

[pookenstein]

Spain was lightyears better in 08. 2010 we closed the gap a bit, but couldn't climb over the hill. If Löw hadn't fucked with our lineup 2012 and we didn't shit the bed against Italy I think we would have had a decent chance to win against Spain.

They still would have been the favorite but we would have had a chance.



-----------------Gomez??------------------
---Gotze----Reus--------Muller------Ozil----
--------------Schweinsteiger---------------
--Schmelzer?--Badstuber--Hummels--Lahm--
------------------Neuer--------------------

In that scheme you need to swotch Müller with Özil. I also think that Löw would go with Khedira instead of either Reus or Götze and possibly let either/or play as striker in certain games. He tried it a couple of times in the last few games.

[DAF86]

Yeah it was close in the WC or in the 2008 Euros, but its that little gap that separates men from boys

Well in '08 and '10 most of these Germans that shine today were actually boys. And in '14 guys like Casillas, Xavi, Xabi Alonso, etc. won't be exactly that, tbh.

[scott]

Spain was lightyears better in 08. 2010 we closed the gap a bit, but couldn't climb over the hill. If Löw hadn't fucked with our lineup 2012 and we didn't shit the bed against Italy I think we would have had a decent chance to win against Spain.

They still would have been the favorite but we would have had a chance.



In that scheme you need to swotch Müller with Özil. I also think that Löw would go with Khedira instead of either Reus or Götze and possibly let either/or play as striker in certain games. He tried it a couple of times in the last few games.

You think Schmelzer at LB though?

I understand the need for Khediera for more defensive strength in the MF... but Gotze and Reus are too good (and will only be better a year from now) to sit. Good to have depth. Either would be fantastic in super-sub role

[Venti Quattro]

Germany could also ho 4-4-2. Khedira is a piece of shit

[lefty]

Germany was a very different team in 2008 than they were in 2010, and 2014 will be even significantly more different. I'm a little concerned who will start at LB and ST for Germany, but other than they are pretty fucking solid.

I imagine they will play some form of a 4-5-1. If they want to be more attacking, it will look like this:

-----------------Gomez??------------------
---Gotze----Reus--------Muller------Ozil----
--------------Schweinsteiger---------------
--Schmelzer?--Badstuber--Hummels--Lahm--
------------------Neuer--------------------

If you want to be more defensive, go to a 4-2-3-1 with Kediera. On the bench you also have Kroos, Podolski, Klose? and youngsters like Schurrle, Marin, Holtby, etc. If not Badstuber at CB, then Boateng or Howedes.

Don't know who else would play LB if not Schmelzer. Not a lot of German fullback depth right now that I'm aware of, which makes it weird that Fabian Johnson and Timmy Chandler were so easily allowed to go play for the US.

Anyway... the 2006 WC and 2008 EC squads were still relying on Ballack, Metzelder, Mertesaker, etc. Much different team today, lots of young talent.

Ozil shouldnt pay on the RW, as we saw vs Dortmund; not confy at all for him

I would go with this :

-----------------Gomez------------------
---Reus----Muller-------Ozil------Gotze----
--------------Schweinsteiger---------------
--Schmelzer?--Badstuber--Hummels--Lahm--
------------------Neuer---

[ALVAREZ6]

The German NT has a bunch of mental midgets
:rolleyes

They're probably the most mentally tough team throughout history, they never give up. Hence the 2 goals in extra time to beat Malaga.

[lefty]

:rolleyes

They're probably the most mentally tough team throughout history, they never give up. Hence the 2 goals in extra time to beat Malaga.
Im talking about the NT

[ALVAREZ6]

Im talking about the NT
As am I because I'm talking about German teams in general, NT and club. They have great chemistry, believe in their way of playing, and don't give up. Dortmund is mostly a bunch of Germans.

[lefty]

As am I because I'm talking about German teams in general, NT and club. They have great chemistry, believe in their way of playing, and don't give up. Dortmund is mostly a bunch of Germans.
Dortmund'S Polish players are as importants as their German Internationals

Spain NT mostly consists of Bartha players, so they have an ven better chemistry

[pookenstein]

You think Schmelzer at LB though?

I understand the need for Khediera for more defensive strength in the MF... but Gotze and Reus are too good (and will only be better a year from now) to sit. Good to have depth. Either would be fantastic in super-sub role

Yes to Schmelzer, but only because we're really thin @LB.

You're also right about Götze and Reus being too good to sit, hence Löw's experiment to play either or (but most likely Götze) in a kind of Barca-Messi role.

[pookenstein]

Ozil shouldnt pay on the RW, as we saw vs Dortmund; not confy at all for him

I would go with this :

-----------------Gomez------------------
---Reus----Muller-------Ozil------Gotze----
--------------Schweinsteiger---------------
--Schmelzer?--Badstuber--Hummels--Lahm--
------------------Neuer---

Correct, Özil needs to play in the middle. But switch Müller with Götze. Müller played RW for Bayern and the NT most of the time, he's comfortable with that position. And Götze often played LW for Dortmund.

[lefty]

Correct, Özil needs to play in the middle. But switch Müller with Götze. Müller played RW for Bayern and the NT most of the time, he's comfortable with that position. And Götze often played LW for Dortmund.
I thought Reus played LW often for Dortmund
(I may be wrong lol)


Regarding the Full Backs positions, I believe Lahm has already played LB for the NT

So you could have him as a LB, and Boateng as a RB

[pookenstein]

I thought Reus played LW often for Dortmund
(I may be wrong lol)


Regarding the Full Backs positions, I believe Lahm has already played LB for the NT

So you could have him as a LB, and Boateng as a RB

Yeah, but often is not always... :D

Lahm has played and could play LB, but he's even better at RB and wants to play there. And if you have to choose between Boateng or Schmelzer for the open positio, ten times out of ten you pick Schmelzer.

[scott]

Sorry to turn this into a German MNT thread... but at least it gives us something to talk about until next week's matches... what is Badstuber's status right now? I didn't notice him on the game day roster last week. Is he injured? I like Howedes and Boateng also, but Badstuber is a beast.

[Jodelo]

I would go with Khedira, Schweinsteiger, Reus, Özil, Götze and a striker (Müller (can be switched with Reus), Gomez, Klose, Schürrle).

The Germans have a bright future!

[lefty]

I would go with Khedira, Schweinsteiger, Reus, Özil, Götze and a striker (Müller (can be switched with Reus), Gomez, Klose, Schürrle).

The Germans have a bright future!

IMO, Gundogan is better than Khedira

[Jodelo]

IMO, Gundogan is better than Khedira

Nah, (not yet). Khedira is a big part of what the Germans do. Does the dirty work for Özil.

[lefty]

Well its up to Joachim; not our problem :D

Back to Madrid, I want to see more Nacho at the RB position

And I also want more Casimero next season; this kid is gonna be great

[Jodelo]

Well its up to Joachim; not our problem :D

Back to Madrid, I want to see more Nacho at the RB position

And I also want more Casimero next season; this kid is gonna be great

There is also Jese and Jose Rodriguez, i like them both. Jose is gonna be good if he gets a chance.

Casimero is just on loan...

[lefty]

There is also Jese and Jose Rodriguez, i like them both. Jose is gonna be good if he gets a chance.

Casimero is just on loan...
you think thats gonna be a problem for Perez ? :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Tello stopped dribbling the football between his feet and he's become a bit more effective as a scorer.

[Jodelo]

you think thats gonna be a problem for Perez ? :lol

Of course not, just wanted to point it out.

[quentin_compson]

:rolleyes

They're probably the most mentally tough team throughout history, they never give up. Hence the 2 goals in extra time to beat Malaga.

History maybe, but not the current German squad. The important players shit the bed more than once, be it for their respective clubs or for the NT.

[lefty]

The GF of Dotmund's GK

:cry

http://11to11.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lisa.png

[resistanze]

The GF of Dotmund's GK

:cry

http://11to11.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lisa.png

Ready too see my BVB boys tap that RMAO ass tbh?

[Amuseddaysleeper]

R.I.P RMAO

Horrible season but they tried.

[Relevancy]

Mou has been a failure with Real Madrid, deserves to get the fuck out there.

[lefty]

Well it looks like ANcelotti is gonna be coaching RMAO, and Mou will be back with Venti's team, Chelsea

[scott]

If Madrid get an early goal, it could get very interesting. If they can go up 2-0 before the half, I'll really be worried.

If BVB score first, it could end up 4-1 again to Dortmund.

[Jodelo]

Lineup: López, Essien, Varane, Ramos, Coentrão, Alonso, Modric, Ronaldo, Özil, Di María, Higuaín.

[scott]

Tough match up for Essien against Reus. Much more attacking from Madrid, they'll definitely concede.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Does anyone think Barca can get 4 goals tomorrow? I know Bayern will score anyway, but I'd be shocked if Barca can score more than 2 tomorrow.

[pookenstein]

Let's hope Real scores early and makes a game out of it.

Damn, it feels weird to root for them.

[lefty]

Essien starting :lol

[lefty]

Hkguiain is such a POS

So is ratface


Fucking argies

[TDMVPDPOY]

rmao defense fkn sucks donkey dick

[pookenstein]

Real is fucked. Weidenfeller is in Bayernmodus. The saves he had against Higuain and Ronaldo are the same kind he has had in the last few meetings against us.

[TDMVPDPOY]

real playin like shit

[Jodelo]

Could have been 3-0 after 10-15 minutes, went south after that. Put in Benzema for Essien and go all or nothing!

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Barca - Dortmund in the Final.

[Relevancy]

Does anyone think Barca can get 4 goals tomorrow? I know Bayern will score anyway, but I'd be shocked if Barca can score more than 2 tomorrow.Hm yeah they can, I don't see why not, we're not talking about offense incapable players here, but Bayern will score too, Bayern advances.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Well Barca could barely get a shot off in Bayern

[ElNono]

:lol Alonso
:lol Ramos
:lol always have to lose like bitches

[ElNono]

Dortmund missing incredible goals

[Relevancy]

Well Barca could barely get a shot off in BayernYes, but playing at home is another story, they'll come out with much more intensity and you better believe Messi will own their defensive line, the problem is, Bayern has offensive gun power too, so it won't matter if Messi or whoever else decides to step up, that 4 deficit is too difficult to overcome

[ElNono]

:lol Madrid
:lol Mourinho
:lol Gaynaldo
:lol another smoke and mirrors season

[Libri]

Hkguiain is such a POS

So is ratface


Fucking argies

trade him for monkey face, aka Bale

[Relevancy]

:lol Madrid
:lol Mourinho
:lol Gaynaldo
:lol another smoke and mirrors seasonHey! Don't be so unfair to Mou, after all he managed to win a La Lig:lol title and whatever other meaningless thing he won. Seeing what a Squad Madrid has, you'd think he would have at least one Champions league. One of the biggest flops in Real Madrid.

[ElNono]

:lol goalie dont want to let go of the ball

[Libri]

nice pass by the psychopath

[ElNono]

woha woha woha... La Remontada coming up

[Relevancy]

I admire Madrid's desire to win, too bad it's too late now.

[ElNono]

I admire Madrid's desire to win, too bad it's too late now.

They actually gave a shit for the last 10 mins... you have to wonder what would've happened if they did this the other 80

[ElNono]

:lol Ramos

[ElNono]

:lol RMAO

[Relevancy]

What a disgraceful fucktard Ronaldo is, he has no shame. He dived

[Relevancy]

No wonder he's never considered the best, real winners know how to lose like real winners, not like cheating tards

[Libri]

das ist kaput

[Relevancy]

They actually gave a shit for the last 10 mins... you have to wonder what would've happened if they did this the other 80One wonders what's keeping them from actually going all out, they have a great squad yet they always seem to underachieve.

[pookenstein]

Fun ending. Bender's injury was a blessing in disguise (in this game) for Dortmund. Took away Real's momentum. But Dortmund earned it without a doubt.

[Bynumite]

One wonders what's keeping them from actually going all out, they have a great squad yet they always seem to underachieve.

Shit defense in the 1st leg and inefficiency in the 2nd is usually a bad combo.

[Bynumite]

What a disgraceful fucktard Ronaldo is, he has no shame. He dived

He's not the first and won't be the last player to dive, even your precious midget dived before to try to get a W.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysfW9TGm94E

[DAF86]

He's not the first and won't be the last player to dive, even your precious midget dived before to try to get a W.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysfW9TGm94E

How you liked that awesome performance from your boy Ronaldo today, some trully clutch stuff, tbh.

[scott]

Congrats to Madrid for finally beating BVB after 4 tries this season!

[Bynumite]

How you liked that awesome performance from your boy Ronaldo today, some trully clutch stuff, tbh.

Ronaldo's performance tonight sums up the midget's entire season pretty nicely when he's not playing against the Bilbao's of the world.

[DAF86]

Ronaldo's performance tonight sums up the midget's entire season pretty nicely when he's not playing against the Bilbao's of the world.

Midget has 4 goals against Real this season, but yeah I guess they're kinda like Bilbao a B level team. :lol

[lefty]

Supid dumb Mourinho starting Higuain and waiting 520 years before unleashing the offense

[skmblz]

Barca - Dortmund in the Final.

i need some of those pills!

[Relevancy]

So Messi is not starting? I guess Barcelona is throwing the towel early, at least start him and see how he does, if he's not capable of enduring the two halves then take him out once the 2nd half starts.

How isn't Messi in game shape anyway, his had so much time off...

[Amuseddaysleeper]

I'm shocked at no messi in the starting lineup.

[Relevancy]

I'm shocked at no messi in the starting lineup.Yeah, talk about accepting defeat

[Relevancy]

Holy Crap Bayern is so good defensively that Barcelona is forced to kick the ball wherever in the hopes of finding an open men

[pookenstein]

Bayern looking good so far. In the game right from the beginning. Thumbs up.

[Relevancy]

Looks like they can't even get a shot off just like last game:lol

[pookenstein]

Shitfuck Robben. Shoot the goddamn ball.

[Relevancy]

Well at least Barcelona is creating goal chances

[pookenstein]

So far so good. No foul trouble, playing a clever brand of football.

Only Robben drives me a little bit crazy.

[resistanze]

So far so good. No foul trouble, playing a clever brand of football.

Only Robben drives me a little bit crazy.

Bench him for the finals.

[pookenstein]

Bench him for the finals.

Can't afford that. He's still better than Shaq and he scored the game deciding goal against Dortmund when they met in the cup.

[pookenstein]

Yesssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! Robben, you fearless motherfucker. That should do it. Kiss of death.

[IronMaxipad]

golazo

[ElNono]

there it is... lol det defense

[pookenstein]

Now Jupp has to sub in Gustavo and Tymo for Bastian and Javi asap.

[lefty]

Can't afford that. He's still better than Shaq and he scored the game deciding goal against Dortmund when they met in the cup.
Isnt he suspended for the finals

[IronMaxipad]

http://i.minus.com/iFuFsjkaYVz84.gif

[pookenstein]

Isnt he suspended for the finals

No. Lahm, Dante, Schweinsteiger, Gustavo, Martinez and Gomez are inn danger of beeing suspended. And the choice between a (possible) missing of Schweinsteiger and Gustavo ain't no choice at all....

[resistanze]

lmao Barca

[ElNono]

so is Messi hurt or they're just keeping him out to play the injury excuse/card?

[TDMVPDPOY]

how come midget no playin?

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol defender

[pookenstein]

Game over. Now fucking sub Lahm and Martinez.

[ElNono]

lol Pique

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol barca midgets

[pookenstein]

My final wish: just park Robben and Gustavo out of bounds and we're golden.

[TDMVPDPOY]

messi think his kobe sittin on the bench looking like a bitch

[Relevancy]

so is Messi hurt or they're just keeping him out to play the injury excuse/card?I'm leaning towards the injury excuse, I thought he only played the 2nd half against Bilbao because they were resting him for today's match, I guess not.

[NASpurs]

When's the last time Barça was beaten 7-0 on aggregate?


Arsenal tied Bayern 3-3 on aggregate but lost on away goals therefore Arsenal > Barça.









:lol

[Relevancy]

Well I guess the only satisfaction I get from Barcelona this season is watching the them hold the La Liga cup, I mean beating teams like Getafe, uff don't even mention it.

[pookenstein]

And that's what you call dominance.

[Jodelo]

Messi scared to play?

[lefty]

Messi scared to play?
Yes

He was afraid that playing and not being able to beat Bayern 5-0 would taint his reputation


GOD my ass :lol

[lefty]

And Bayern should beat Dortmund IMO

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao 7-0

[lefty]

:lmao 7-0
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/940938_600421349982487_677380138_n.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

I'm a Bayern fan now, tbh fwiw imo. Lol midgets :lmao

[Jodelo]

Yes

He was afraid that playing and not being able to beat Bayern 5-0 would taint his reputation


GOD my ass :lol

Ok, thanks for confirming. :toast

[lefty]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/163577_10200107038893888_1741828931_n.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

329647245995687936

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao :lmao :lmao Kagawa

329349209880936448

[Libri]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZ8jhz_s9Ukuai4TMz2MF8xjoqeSwWT xoQyIFqnSHezVONBomxBQ

[lefty]

:lmao :lmao :lmao Kagawa

329349209880936448

:lmao

[lefty]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/197634_483515588386655_969586576_n.jpg

[DAF86]

Messi is clearly not healthy yet, I hope they don't force him this weekend.

[scott]

Curious to see if Gotze will be ready by the final.

Bayern just look too good right now, but this will be a great match. Love the style of play from both squads. The German style of play is the most attractive for me personally right now.

[Bynumite]

329647245995687936

Mr. Tax Fraud with millions in swiss bank accounts. Of course he's going to say £2m ain't shit to him and in the process look good in the eyes of the football world :lol

[Brazil]

:lmao Messi

[Brazil]

Maradona would have played tbh

[lefty]

Maradona would have played tbh
Of course he would have


But to be fair to Messi, his HGH shipment didnt arrive in time

[Amuseddaysleeper]

What a shitty year. La Liga title is meaningless to me, but man do I hope Barca clean house this summer. Even Xavi and Iniesta look like they've lost a step.

Oh, and fuck Pique.

[Venti Quattro]

Official team soft drinks:

FC Bayern: 7-Up
FC Barcelona: Coke Zero

[TDMVPDPOY]

329647245995687936

must be talkin about arsenal wankers club

[lefty]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJNP5SACUAAhkwF.jpg:large

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIkDmXqCMAAMH7s.jpg

[Libri]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJSx6igCEAAGu6l.jpg

:lol

[lefty]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJSx6igCEAAGu6l.jpg

:lol
WINNER:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJSx6igCEAAGu6l.jpg

:lol

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[SAtown]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/197634_483515588386655_969586576_n.jpg

:lmao :lmao

[Venti Quattro]

This is why the 2013 UEFA Champions League Final is gonna be 100 times more interesting.

330734460670717953

[lefty]

lol Gotze is from Munich

Bitter fans :lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

This is why the 2013 UEFA Champions League Final is gonna be 100 times more interesting.

330734460670717953

he basically pulled a figo, u remember that shit, first game back rmadrid vs barca, barca fans throwing coins at him when he was taking corners

[Venti Quattro]

he basically pulled a figo, u remember that shit, first game back rmadrid vs barca, barca fans throwing coins at him when he was taking corners

Coins? They were throwing fuckin' pigheads at him :rollin

[skmblz]

This is why the 2013 UEFA Champions League Final is gonna be 100 times more interesting.

330734460670717953

the translation is incorrect. should be "the strive for money..." but it's pretty much the same meaning

[IronMexican]

329647245995687936

It's sort of hard to keep prices down when England has all seaters. Is Allianz an all seeater during the Bundesliga?

[NASpurs]

I'm going to start saying "Verpiss Dich" to people without them knowing what it means.

We have a big German community here around the SA area so I'll choose my spots. :lol

[skmblz]

It's sort of hard to keep prices down when England has all seaters. Is Allianz an all seeater during the Bundesliga?

nope, they've got standing room for about 14.000 peeps

[Venti Quattro]

nope, they've got standing room for about 14.000 peeps

So in reality it can take in 80,000 ppl.

[IronMexican]

nope, they've got standing room for about 14.000 peeps

That's how it becomes easier to keep ticket prices down. It sucks what happened at Hillsborough, but it really made it hard for teams to not have tickets so expensive since every stadium has to be an all seater.

[Venti Quattro]

That's how it becomes easier to keep ticket prices down. It sucks what happened at Hillsborough, but it really made it hard for teams to not have tickets so expensive since every stadium has to be an all seater.

Arsenal matchday tickets are ridiculously expensive

[IronMexican]

That's because they have one of the worst owners in the Prem.

[skmblz]

So in reality it can take in 80,000 ppl.

no, the maximum is 71.137. the standing room will be equipped with seats for uefa games.

[Venti Quattro]

no, the maximum is 71.137. the standing room will be equipped with seats for uefa games.

Why didn't Bayern make an 80k seater. Seems to me that they have the pull to pull that off.

[TDMVPDPOY]

That's because they have one of the worst owners in the Prem.

arent they own by american hedge fund? lol

[lefty]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJNP5SACUAAhkwF.jpg:large

[skmblz]

so who you got for tomorrows game?

Bayern 2-1

[lefty]

Bayern 1-0

OG by Lewandowski :lol


https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/971176_10151404919337466_833596181_n.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

so who you got for tomorrows game?

Bayern 2-1

Bayern 3:1 Dortmund

[Libri]

Bayern 2
Dortmund 0

[IronMexican]

Pulling hard for Dortmund. Really don't see it happening, though.

[ALVAREZ6]

Anyone know what channels the game will be on in US?

[pookenstein]

Pulling hard for Dortmund.

Fuck you. :p:



Really don't see it happening, though.

Hope you're right.

I'm really, really getting nervous. If we lose this game the whole season is fucked. Somebody tell me that it's all going to be OK.
Please... dogpraying.jpg

[lefty]

Anyone know what channels the game will be on in US?

the History Channel

[lefty]

I think Im gonna skip the bar this year and watch the Final at home

Too many soccer fans wannabes in those bars who dont know jackshit about the game, its annoying

Plus its my fucking remote, I can choose if I want to watch the game on Sportsnet or Fox

[lefty]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLH-sq7CMAAp95g.jpg