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BUMP
07-03-2012, 08:55 AM
so I know the draft was last week or w/e but I didn't care then but now I do.

Why did the Mavs make some wicked retahded move and pick up some unathletic honky instead of Terrence Jones or PJIII? These two would've been a perfect fit.

Terrence would've been a perfect wing defender and PJIII would be the next superstar to take over once Dirk retires.

why? I was alone, I screamed at the TV, I couldn't believe it, I want Demarcus Cousins to play for the Pistons etc.

So a "friend" of mine owes me money. He came over to my house the other day and soliticted my help. He said there was 10 bucks in it for me if I did 3 loads of laundry and washed all his dishes. I did it as fast as I could, about 2 hours after he asked, it was done. He was running out of tobacco, so I gave him the rest of my tobacco because he's a heavier smoker than I am. A little short on cash around this time of the month, he promised me that he'd have the money to me the next day. This was on Sunday. So, theoretically, by Monday I should have the money.

He says that he didn't get his check on Monday. Okay, I said, and I left it at that. I ask him again today, he says he has his check is here but he needs to get to the bank. Okay, I said, again. Tonight I go over to his apartment and he procedes to tell me that he spent my 10 dollars on something "we (his other friends) got some stuff and he didn't have the 10 dollars to pay me back." So he promises me the ten dollars on Wednesday. I have a busy day tomorrow so I won't find out until 4PM tomorrow if he's lying to me. He tells me to get a job because I don't make enough money. Well, if he'd pay me...

I've given a lot to this guy. He got meals at my apartment at least twice a week for six months last year. He didn't have cable so I let him watch whatever he wanted to watch, let him stay in my apartment from 6AM to 10PM every night and he was the one who left. When I went away on trips, he sometimes would have a key to let himself in. I subsequently found my VCR broken (brand-new). I even financed a tattoo about a year ago and it took him 8 months to get me 70 dollars for it. I even paid for the cream to keep it from becoming infected.

I want this "friend" out of my life. He's a user and he's found that the milk has gone sour on me so he's keeping other people a priority now that I don't have the cash to support his many habits. Because I don't get pissed and angry and curse in his face, he thinks I'm a pushoever. Some "friend."

Has this ever happened to anyone else? Do you do this to other people?

DUNCANownsKOBE
07-03-2012, 09:14 AM
yo chick she's so thirsty!

VBM
07-03-2012, 09:43 AM
Your Duncan Hines is irrelevant, though.

vy65
07-03-2012, 09:50 AM
build a house up on that ass, that's an ass-state!

DUNCANownsKOBE
07-03-2012, 10:29 AM
roll my weed on that ass, that's an ass-tray!

white girls politicin' dat's dat Sarah Palin!

VBM
07-03-2012, 10:30 AM
Beeeeeeeeeeeliiiieeeeeeeevvvvvvveeeeeee!

tlongII
07-03-2012, 10:54 AM
You have a VCR?

LnGrrrR
07-03-2012, 11:55 AM
Ha! After the first few sentences, I was like, "Is Bump really doing a straight-up basketball take?"

I should've known better. :lol

Monostradamus
07-03-2012, 12:37 PM
Swerve!

Koolaid_Man
07-03-2012, 05:21 PM
yo chick she's so thirsty!


:lol you white boys are so lame and corny...tickle the shit outta me :lol

ElNono
07-03-2012, 08:44 PM
Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a 2-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
The way you do me
Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by

Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a 2-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
The way you do me
Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by

Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a 2-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
The way you do me
Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by

Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a 2-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
The way you do me
Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by

Seventyniner
07-03-2012, 09:56 PM
Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a 2-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
The way you do me
Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by

Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a 2-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
The way you do me
Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by

Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a 2-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
The way you do me
Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by

Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a 2-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
The way you do me
Oh I swear to ya
I'll be there for ya
This is not a drive by

Oh wait, I've heard this one. You left out the other 12 verses, though.