Who is Your Favorite Lakerfan on ST?

[Calispursfan11]

It's high time to recognize your favorite Lakerfan who has been lurking in the shadows of ST through the decades as a part of an oppressed, yet noble minority. I would have said what's his face, Lakaruva, for sheer entertainment value, but I'm not sure if he's still alive or got kicked off the site. I have to say Venti is my favorite since we have the same taste in women and he seems to be a relatively nice and self-deprecating in comparison to some. In general I find Lakerfans on ST to be less annoying than the average Lakerfan although there are definitely exceptions. Thanks to the Lakerfans on ST in general. God bless you sons for being better ST participants than fans of certain other teams. But BR is also pretty good even tho he's not a Lakerfan because he says son a lot and has established himself as more credible than others because of it.


So who is your favorite Lakerfan on ST? Lakerfan, feel free to comment on yourselves or your fellow Lakerfan.

[Kai]

You mean besides lakaluva?

[TE]

DD, and Venti with a close second imho

[Venti Quattro]

DeadlyDynasty is the gold standard.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I love me some me

[Calispursfan11]

How about Killakobe? I remember seeing that name somewhere.

[racm]

DD and Venti

Both very reasonable folk tbh

[Calispursfan11]

You mean besides lakaluva?

Maybe I haven't been around enough but I haven't seen Luva in some time.

[Calispursfan11]

I'm glad to see some Spurfans other than me also recognize the quality of the ST Lakerfans.

[racm]

Hey, the ST Lakerfans are levelheaded tbh

[Venti Quattro]

IronMexican should get some recognition too, and IronMaxipad. Aren't they brothers or cousins?

[TE]

Hey, the ST Lakerfans are levelheaded tbh

yeah it's only posters like kool, cubby, and laka that make up the negative demographic

[scanry]

IronMexican should get some recognition too, and IronMaxipad. Aren't they brothers or cousins?

I only see IM in the Club forum. What happened to him over the years?

[DeadlyDynasty]

tbh all Lakerfans carry the douchebag gene, but the key is to embrace it and not couple it with faggotry.

It's a lot like being a white guy (the irony being that we have many mexican fans), in that it's hard to offend us. Tell a black joke to a black man and he'll lose his shit. Tell a white joke to a white man and he'll laugh and not give a shit about it b/c he knows he's inherently a superior human being. Same with trying to upset a Lakerfan...yeah, "Kobe's a chucker, Magic got fucked in the ass, bandwagon blah blah blah," but the Lakers have still accomplished more in the last 12 years than all but 2 teams have accomplished in their entire history. At the end of the day it's that painful reality that sets in.:lol Kobefans, otoh, are easily butthurt.

Douchebag enough for you?

[baseline bum]

That's like asking Wade if he likes the herpes on his prick or in his ass better.

[DeadlyDynasty]

That's like asking Wade if he likes the herpes on his prick or in his ass better.

dick for sure...asshole herpes means you have herpes AND you're unquestionably a gay.

[Venti Quattro]

The NBA forum is a cesspool but it lives and runs under one code: If you're so proud to dish out shit to other fans when you're up, be humble enough to take a beating from other fans when you're down.

[timtonymanu]

DD and Venti are the only ones who consistently post that aren't retarded Laker fans. Banzai is okay as well.

[racm]

The NBA forum is a cesspool but it lives and runs under one code: If you're so proud to dish out shit to other fans when you're up, be humble enough to take a beating from other fans when you're down.

:toast


DD and Venti are the only ones who consistently post that aren't retarded Laker fans. Banzai is okay as well.

I think it's because they're really Laker fans as opposed to bandwagoners who only really care about Kobe, innit?

[Calispursfan11]

The NBA forum is a cesspool but it lives and runs under one code: If you're so proud to dish out shit to other fans when you're up, be humble enough to take a beating from other fans when you're down.

Words of wisdom from a levelheaded Lakerfan.

[Calispursfan11]

dick for sure...asshole herpes means you have herpes AND you're unquestionably a gay.

I told you Lakerfans are great on ST even with the snappy comebacks.

[Calispursfan11]

That's like asking Wade if he likes the herpes on his prick or in his ass better.

So what kind of Non-Spur ST fan is the biggest kind of herpe for us? I think Mav fans have gotten less annoying since their team disintegrated. Who does that leave? There's Heat and Blazer fans, and then the trollish OKC "fans" who annoyingly posted incendiary stuff for 2 weeks after beating us but before getting backdoor swept by the Heat and disappearing into the mist.

[Andrew Bynum]

:lol spurstalk obsessed with everything Lakers

[Lincoln]

Deadlydynasty and venti are top tier. Killakobe ain't bad either but he will never live down "lol Kobe 16th pick"

Maxipad is pretty funny. Obviously Koolaid_Man is the worst a poster can be. Lakaluva was actually a decent poster and trolled the shit out of Spurfan back in the day prior to The Discovery. Ever since, he has been outed as a naruto loving faggot and his new schtick under that heatchamps troll sucks ass.

[Calispursfan11]

yeah it's only posters like kool, cubby, and laka that make up the negative demographic

I've heard cubby referred to as old somewhere. How would you all know this? I thought this was a blind internet forum. Regardless of his age, he will forever have taken credit from coining the acronym TOSB, which is nearly as potent as the word Son, but still not quite as good overall.

[Lincoln]

Mavfans used to run this shit back in the day from 2006-2008 before the post Gasol trade fags showed up.

[Calispursfan11]

:lol spurstalk obsessed with everything Lakers

Your team is immediately less hateable with Nash on it. Before I had no problem watching the beatdowns from the Mavs and OKC. Now, I don't know if I'd enjoy them as much.

[jag]

Ginobili's Bald Spot be underrated and shit

[Lincoln]

Ginobili's Bald Spot be underrated and shit

Yeah he's a top laker poster even though he doesn't post much. Most of his posts bring the goods, much like lurker with the Mav fanbase.

Not to mention, JJ Hickson is funny as shit.

[Calispursfan11]

Deadlydynasty and venti are top tier. Killakobe ain't bad either but he will never live down "lol Kobe 16th pick"

Maxipad is pretty funny. Obviously Koolaid_Man is the worst a poster can be. Lakaluva was actually a decent poster and trolled the shit out of Spurfan back in the day prior to The Discovery. Ever since, he has been outed as a naruto loving faggot and his new schtick under that heatchamps troll sucks ass.

Koolaid Man is good in tiny doses for entertainment value. I can't imagine what lol Kobe 16th pick was about. I do recall the Naruto thing as it has become the stuff of legend but didn't know he created a new troll and schtick. Good info, thanks.

[VBM]

Your team is immediately less hateable with Nash on it.

:lol :nope

[Sportcamper]

Clearly the best Lakers Poster is Sportcamper…
1- He has been here the longest….
2- He can articulate a sentence with out “F” Bombs…
3- He understands basketball & posts about basketball
4- He may watch Anime but only because it is considered an art form…

[Calispursfan11]

Yeah he's a top laker poster even though he doesn't post much. Most of his posts bring the goods, much like lurker with the Mav fanbase.

Not to mention, JJ Hickson is funny as shit.

To really bring the goods, Ginobili's Bald Spot should post more as the actual bald spot on Ginobili's head expands.

[Calispursfan11]

Clearly the best Lakers Poster is Sportcamper…
1- He has been here the longest….
2- He can articulate a sentence with out “F” Bombs…
3- He understands basketball & posts about basketball
4- He may watch Anime but only because it is considered an art form…

Not surprising coming from you, but I like how you back it up with "facts".

[Trill Clinton]

Koolaidman hands down. he's such a polarizing figure around these parts.

[Koolaid_Man]

Koolaid Man is good in tiny doses for entertainment value. I can't imagine what lol Kobe 16th pick was about. I do recall the Naruto thing as it has become the stuff of legend but didn't know he created a new troll and schtick. Good info, thanks.

Thank you Calispurs fan I appreciate that someone appreciates me. I'm usually attacked and maligned around here. I'm human too and sometimes it hurts my feelings to be held in such contempt. I try to be funny but I guess I'm not..I will reinvent myself and try harder for you guys..

:lol


Ok I'm just playing :lol

My Laker fan fab 5 list plus 2 is:

Kori
Kool
Cully
Luva
Lkrfan
Killa
Ashy

Notable mentions

Venti
Deads
Pass1st

In the closet Laker fans

BR hornet
Tyson
DPG
Mono

[IronMexican]

Gotta go with IronMexican. The man is a legend, and he fucked all of your bitches.

And I just got so out of the loop here that I stopped posting. I sort of keep up. Sort of.

[Lincoln]

Sup kool, how's the fam

[Lincoln]

Gotta go with IronMexican. The man is a legend, and he fucked all of your bitches.

And I just got so out of the loop here that I stopped posting. I sort of keep up. Sort of.

Yeah, if you don't read or keep up for even a week you get left behind. This place is nonstop drama

[Venti Quattro]

Gotta go with IronMexican. The man is a legend, and he fucked all of your bitches.

And I just got so out of the loop here that I stopped posting. I sort of keep up. Sort of.

:worthy: :worthy: :worthy:

[Koolaid_Man]

Koolaidman hands down. he's such a polarizing figure around these parts.

:cry

Nicest thing a guy has ever said to me

[Koolaid_Man]

Sup kool, how's the fam

Your mama is ok. Did you get that $5 I left on the dresser

[Lincoln]

She said she couldn't find your dick and thought u took the $5 to get Viagra?

[Koolaid_Man]

She said she couldn't find your dick and thought u took the $5 to get Viagra?

So since she couldn't find mine I'm guessing just like you did last time when I left... you crept in the bedroom got under the covers and did to your mother what Cully always admonished...

[Calispursfan11]

Thank you Calispurs fan I appreciate that someone appreciates me. I'm usually attacked and maligned around here. I'm human too and sometimes it hurts my feelings to be held in such contempt. I try to be funny but I guess I'm not..I will reinvent myself and try harder for you guys..

:lol


Ok I'm just playing :lol

My Laker fan fab 5 list plus 2 is:

Kori
Kool
Cully
Luva
Lkrfan
Killa
Ashy

Notable mentions

Venti
Deads
Pass1st

In the closet Laker fans

BR hornet
Tyson
DPG
Mono

You are appreciated, Kool, and obviously an intelligent dude. You would not get as much feedback if otherwise. Thanks for being an elite ST Lakerfan.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I laugh at basically everything Ginobili's Bald Spot says. Venti and DD are up there as well, but GBS has the funny per post ratio advantage tbh.

[HarlemHeat37]

1. IronMexican/DeadlyDynasty
3. DJ Mbenga
4. IronMaxipad
5. Ashy Larry

Tough to leave off Ginobili's Bald Spot, since we're so close, tbh..he's on my dick more than my girl, tbh..

[Latarian Milton]

dd can be funny at times but he's way off the standard of DrHouse who was probably the finest laker fan to ever post on this site tbh, dude brought insightful bball takes and also made plenty of decent attempts at humor, and it's a real pity for the site he doesn't post quite often here nowadays.:cry dude's like the lakers version of findog imho

[djohn2oo8]

Pretty much everyone except dale Kevin and atif

[Reck]

TheMachine.

Guy seems cool as heck.

[ElNono]

The non kobe-pole-slurpers are all good guys, IMO... DD, IM, Machine, Venti, pass... LkrFan I can have a good laugh with, but he still shows his weak side often...

[Koolaid_Man]

The non kobe-pole-slurpers are all good guys, IMO... DD, IM, Machine, Venti, pass... LkrFan I can have a good laugh with, but he still shows his weak side often...

You guys are so sweet...having favorite Laker fans and all...

Fuck all white male Spur fan is what I'm stressing....:lol

[Reck]

You guys are so sweet...having favorite Laker fans and all...

Fuck all white male Spur fan is what I'm stressing....:lol

Shut up.

You have an unrequited attraction to Kori for some reason. :lol

[ElNono]

sup pinkie... did your owner pet you today?

[Koolaid_Man]

Shut up.

You have an unrequited attraction to Kori for some reason. :lol

I don't...but let's get something straight flaming shadows if Kori wasn't married you best believe I could have it if I wanted it. All day ere day.

I would tell you to ask her but she's a married woman she won't kiss and tell...

[lefty]

DeadlyDynasty is the gold standard.

Yup
He does start a lot of premature ejac fail threads

[Calispursfan11]

Yup
He does start a lot of premature ejac fail threads

This is a skill in itself tbh.

[Calispursfan11]

Gotta go with IronMexican. The man is a legend, and he fucked all of your bitches.

And I just got so out of the loop here that I stopped posting. I sort of keep up. Sort of.

A legend has returned. Yahweh be praised!!!

[Killakobe81]

Ashy, Gemini, DD, Venti, Iron, GBS etc are all solid choices. I feel im in that second tier, just out of the top 3-5 ...

[ElNono]

My man Killa isn't halfway bad :toast

[Calispursfan11]

Ashy, Gemini, DD, Venti, Iron, GBS etc are all solid choices. I feel im in that second tier, just out of the top 3-5 ...

Killa, your humility easily places you at the very top of that second tier if not the bottom of the first. Way to go.

[Koolaid_Man]

Ashy, Gemini, DD, Venti, Iron, GBS etc are all solid choices. I feel im in that second tier, just out of the top 3-5 ...

Stop being a fucking prude....you be bugging with that shit

[Killakobe81]

Just being honest, Im good with bball knowledge ... but not as funny as some of best posters on here, Lakerfan or not. Plus I dont take time to post with good grammar another weakness of mine. I can write but I am so lazy.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I like you Kool. You're a swell guy.

[Koolaid_Man]

I like you Kool. You're a swell guy.

My Dick says thanks:lol

[Ashy Larry]

I just tell it like it is ........ spade a spade. Lakers play like shit, can't help but say it. Kobe shoot 10-41, call him a straight shoter. Always choose squad over player .......

[Killakobe81]

I just tell it like it is ........ spade a spade. Lakers play like shit, can't help but say it. Kobe shoot 10-41, call him a straight shoter. Always choose squad over player .......

Yep. Will be a Laker fan long after Kobe is gone, just like I was even after Magic left. It sucked, but that is what seperates die-hards from the bandwaggoners.

[rayjayjohnson]

DD, and it's not close

[dunkman]

Trendy-trendy used to put emphasis in everything he wrote tbh.

[Calispursfan11]

To all the knowledgeable Lakerfans, what is up with Kobe's new look. He appears to have aged quickly and disproportionately in the past few months, and not like fine wine at that. I don't mean in skill necessarily, but he's looking pretty burnt. Any insights?

[blah blah blah]

Yeah, if you don't read or keep up for even a week you get left behind. This place is nonstop drama

There's so many inside jokes here that I feel like it would take hours for someone to explain it all to me since I'm not a regular poster.

:lol Half the shit in here I don't understand at all so I just skip over it

[Calispursfan11]

I love me some me

DD, the youtube vid/song on your sig is interesting and pretty catchy. Thanks for sharing.

[TheNextGen]

Iron - cuz he is a cholo
Kool - cuz he is a funny ass troll
Machine - cuz he seems like a cool dude in real life
Banzai - cuz his gifs are funny
Ginobli - cuz he had that asian chick holding her boobs on his sig for a while

[Donkeybong]

i like LG posters better.. tbh

[baseline bum]

I like you Kool. You're a swell guy.

I don't like anyone who doesn't have the decency to start a new thread every once in a while to offer insights tbh.

[BUMP]

& you'd have all the answers right? Because you're so fucking mighty here on ST, that you have so much pull, that you know for certain that Neal raped a bitch. Damn, I'm amazed at your piece of shit mentality. You're not offending ME because you THINK Gary Neal raped a bitch, so get off my rod faggot.

[The Gemini Method]

I'd say DD, IM and Venti would be the standard bearers for the Laker contingent here. Koolaid has had his moments along with culby. Gotta say TheMachine and Ginobili's Bald Spot round up the more refined so-called mythical top-5. Pass1st is a good one. Hell, I can't say anything negative about the Laker contingency, so I'll just leave it at that. Edit: KillaKobe and Ashy Larry are good folk, too.

Sup Laker brethren and sisteren!

[TIMMYtoZO]

DD and Venti

[ElNono]

DD and Venti

sup Jerry... you heading to Lashandra tonight? :lol

[TIMMYtoZO]

sup Jerry... you heading to Lashandra tonight? :lol

:lol Sup Omar. I was there last night. Tonight I am going to Natasha's kegger.

[BUMP]

I'd say DD, IM and Venti would be the standard bearers for the Laker contingent here. Koolaid has had his moments along with culby. Gotta say TheMachine and Ginobili's Bald Spot round up the more refined so-called mythical top-5. Pass1st is a good one. Hell, I can't say anything negative about the Laker contingency, so I'll just leave it at that. Edit: KillaKobe and Ashy Larry are good folk, too.

Sup Laker brethren and sisteren!

:lol I forgot this guy existed. Solid poster imho

[The Gemini Method]

:lol I forgot this guy existed. Solid poster imho

Yeah, been here and there and not on here often, but it's definitely one of the spots I like to come back to for the pure humor that goes on in here whether it is between Lakers/Mavs/Spurs fans. You sir, are definitely one of the Mav fans who make this board what it is.