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RandomGuy
07-10-2012, 12:19 PM
Thanks assholes. :bang


Batman could fly, but he'd crash and die

..LONDON (Reuters) - Holy crash landing Batman! The crime-fighting caped crusader could fly but if he did, he would smash into the ground and probably die, a group of British physics students have calculated.

Dashing the dreams of comic fans across the world, four students from the University of Leicester said that while Batman could glide using his cape as he does in the 2005 film "Batman Begins", his landing would almost certainly prove fatal.

The superhero is back in cinemas later this month in "The Dark Knight Rises" and they suggested Batman should go shopping before trying a similar attempt to become airborne over Gotham City.

"If Batman wanted to survive the flight, he would definitely need a bigger cape," said David Marshall, 22, one of the students in the final year of their four-year Master of Physics degree.

"Or if he preferred to keep his style intact he could opt for using active propulsion, such as jets to keep himself aloft."

In a paper titled "Trajectory of a falling Batman", the group argued that if he jumped from a 150-metre (492-foot) high building, the 4.7 metre (15-foot) wingspan of Batman's cape would allow him to glide 350 metres (1148 feet).

However, he would reach a speed of 68 miles per hour (109 km per hour) before hitting the ground at a life-threatening speed of 50 mph (80 kph).

(Reporting by Michael Holden, editing by Paul Casciato)

http://news.yahoo.com/batman-could-fly-hed-crash-die-175453030.html

silverblk mystix
07-10-2012, 12:27 PM
I feel bad for all the pimply faced teenagers whose fragile bubble may burst.

Blake
07-10-2012, 12:47 PM
Similar to the way your fragile bubble bursts on a daily basis in here.

Summers
07-10-2012, 05:11 PM
Paper disproves Batman? :lol

Z2Dwxv-EMTM

The Gemini Method
07-10-2012, 05:23 PM
Very important observation...would have never came to that conclusion on my own.

Wild Cobra
07-10-2012, 05:27 PM
LOL....

Who cares.

It's all make believe anyway?

Drachen
07-10-2012, 05:33 PM
LOL....

Who cares.

It's all make believe anyway?

I believe that you reversed your punctuation. It looks like you said that a classic rock band cares and that you aren't sure it is make believe. :downspin:

silverblk mystix
07-10-2012, 06:05 PM
LOL....

Who cares.

It's all make believe anyway?


You mean like a kids movie? A cartoon?

:hat

ChumpDumper
07-10-2012, 06:07 PM
Add superheroes and cartoons to sbm's enemies list.

silverblk mystix
07-10-2012, 06:08 PM
add chumpie to the list of fart-sniffers....can't seem to live without me....

ChumpDumper
07-10-2012, 06:09 PM
I like making fun of you. You're so sensitive.

Sue me.