Poets

[Avante]

So who are the poets here?

"22"

she once loved me
or so she said
but that was before
she shot me in the head

it was just a 22
but it still hurt
thank God she was a bad shot
or I'd be six feet in the dirt

I let it slide
just a bad day
then she packed her bags
up and ran away

I really miss her
dried blood and all
she wasn't a killer
way too small

she has this
cute little strut
big blue eyes
tight little butt

now I'm lonely
lonely and blue
sure wish she'd come back to me
without that 22

[silverblk mystix]

Why not add this to the writers thread?

Someone will get their panties bunched.

[Avante]

Why not add this to the writers thread?

Someone will get their panties bunched.

I do feel kind a bad about that over there. The kid didn't deserve that. I should have bailed out being the adult and all.

[Avante]

Come on little people where's the creativity?

Just because I can...



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[Avante]

"Coffee"

she liked to walk
early in the morning
down by the lake
I'd make the coffee
then sit and wait

when she'd get home
we'd sit and talk
sippin' our coffee
from the fresh pot

it was a good life
cool and mellow
she made it very clear
that I was her fellow

we'd just got married
just last fall
we were going to raise a family
have it all

she was a lawyer
cute as could be
I was a teacher
taught American history

it was all good
you might say
until we got that phone call
from her mom
in Santa Fe

her dad was dying
could she come home soon
so we put her on a south bound
one was leaving at noon

that was the last I saw of her
the train took her life
now it's me walking this lake
early in the morning
thinking about my dead wife

when I get home
I pour me some coffee
sip it real slow
then reach over
turn on the stereo

LPJHcdhqojQ (http://LPJHcdhqojQ)

[symple19]

:lol

[TE]

"Coffee"

she liked to walk
early in the morning
down by the lake
I'd make the coffee
then sit and wait

when she'd get home
we'd sit and talk
sippin' our coffee
from the fresh pot

it was a good life
cool and mellow
she made it very clear
that I was her fellow

we'd just got married
just last fall
we were going to raise a family
have it all

she was a lawyer
cute as could be
I was a teacher
taught American history

it was all good
you might say
until we got that phone call
from her mom
in Santa Fe

her dad was dying
could she come home soon
so we put her on a south bound
one was leaving at noon

that was the last I saw of her
the train took her life
now it's me walking this lake
early in the morning
thinking about my dead wife

when I get home
I pour me some coffee
sip it real slow
then reach over
turn on the stereo

LPJHcdhqojQ (http://LPJHcdhqojQ)

smh :lol

[silverblk mystix]

"Coffee"

she liked to walk
early in the morning
down by the lake
I'd make the coffee
then sit and wait

when she'd get home
we'd sit and talk
sippin' our coffee
from the fresh pot

it was a good life
cool and mellow
she made it very clear
that I was her fellow

we'd just got married
just last fall
we were going to raise a family
have it all

she was a lawyer
cute as could be
I was a teacher
taught American history

it was all good
you might say
until we got that phone call
from her mom
in Santa Fe

her dad was dying
could she come home soon
so we put her on a south bound
one was leaving at noon

that was the last I saw of her
the train took her life
now it's me walking this lake
early in the morning
thinking about my dead wife

when I get home
I pour me some coffee
sip it real slow
then reach over
turn on the stereo

LPJHcdhqojQ (http://LPJHcdhqojQ)

:wakeup

[Avante]

:lol

"Rita"

she was a real beauty
cute as could be
she loved to pull her panties down
for all the world to see

she had a fine ass
there was no doubt
long and tall
cute little pout

her name was Rita
or so she said
she lived with her pimp
he called himself Fred

Rita was nice
really sweet
she had no business
working the street

she was from Texas
down around El Paso
she never knew her mom
her dad was in the rodeo

lovely Rita
what could have been
now she just walks the streets
looking for men

[silverblk mystix]

"Rita"

she was a real beauty
cute as could be
she loved to pull her panties down
for all the world to see

she had a fine ass
there was no doubt
long and tall
cute little pout

her name was Rita
or so she said
she lived with her pimp
he called himself Fred

Rita was nice
really sweet
she had no business
working the street

she was from Texas
down around El Paso
she never knew her mom
her dad was in the rodeo

lovely Rita
what could have been
now she just walks the streets
looking for men



:lol

[Avante]

:lol


The kids won't get it.

[DMC]

Twas the night before tomorrow
And all through the forum
Avante was posting
Fucking up the decorum

His ass I had hung
Again and again
He couldn’t be rescued
By his Mexican friend

But he was a faggot
This turd pushing troll
So the sucking continued
As did smoking the pole

The others filed in
And called him some names
“You faggot, you homo,
You’ve got shit for brains”

In stride did he take it
Ne’er weary nor weak
Forum balls were slapping
On Avante ass checks

On through the night
His ass did they ride
Till morn had come
And finally he died

[Clipper Nation]

There once was a troll quite retarded
Named Avante, and he always started
Dumb racist threads... was sick in the head
And on him the whole forum sharted

[DMC]

There once was a troll quite retarded
Named Avante, and he always started
Dumb racist threads... was sick in the head
And on him the whole forum sharted
:lmao

limericks are great.

[Avante]

Twas the night before tomorrow
And all through the forum
Avante was posting
Fucking up the decorum

His ass I had hung
Again and again
He couldn’t be rescued
By his Mexican friend

But he was a faggot
This turd pushing troll
So the sucking continued
As did smoking the pole

The others filed in
And called him some names
“You faggot, you homo,
You’ve got shit for brains”

In stride did he take it
Ne’er weary nor weak
Forum balls were slapping
On Avante ass checks

On through the night
His ass did they ride
Till morn had come
And finally he died

DMC had no game
he had no class
cat lacked culture
Duh!...just wouldn't pass

then here came Avante
so tall and mean
the coolest dude
DMC most ever seen

he tried to kiss up
wanna to be cool
but Avante could see
DMC was a fat fool

this made DMC mad
he had been punked
sholved aside
so he started looking for a place to hide

Avante sought him out
found the fat fuck
on his hands and knees
hiding behind a dump truck

DMC looked up
goofy on his face
begged for mercy
what a disgrace

on the crawl home
he cried and moaned
looking like a dog
in search of a bone

now DMC stays inside
plays old movies
chip and dip
learned his lesson
about giving Avante
any lip

[silverblk mystix]

DMC had no game
he had no class
cat lacked culture
Duh!...just wouldn't pass

then here came Avante
so tall and mean
the cooest dude
DMC most ever seen

he tried to kiss up
wanna to be cool
but Avante could see
DMC was a fat fool

this made DMC mad
he had been punked
sholved aside
so he started looking for a place to hide

Avante sought him out
found the fat fuck
on his hands and knees
hiding behind a dump truck

DMC looked up
goofy on his face
begged for mercy
what a disgrace

on the crawl home
he cried and moaned
looking like a dog
in search of a bone

now DMC stays inside
plays old movies
chip and dip
learned his lesson
about giving Avante
any lip



:lmao

[DMC]

Proof enough that neither of you recognizes prose or poetry.

Let's see, I need something to rhyme with fuck... dump truck. Yeah, that even makes sense.

[Avante]

Proof enough that neither of you recognizes prose or poetry.

Let's see, I need something to rhyme with fuck... dump truck. Yeah, that even makes sense.

I just kicked your dumbass. The night before..dude:rolleyes

Bring it bitch!

[silverblk mystix]

Proof enough that neither of you recognizes prose or poetry.

Let's see, I need something to rhyme with fuck... dump truck. Yeah, that even makes sense.


So, good for you--you are a writer of some sort---why the little bitch attitude?

Where did you get hurt by me?

[DMC]

I just kicked your dumbass. The night before..dude:rolleyes


So, good for you--you are a writer of some sort---why the little bitch attitude?

Where did you get hurt by me?

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Proof enough that neither of you recognizes prose or poetry.

Let's see, I need something to rhyme with fuck... dump truck. Yeah, that even makes sense.

It reads like a MadLib that Avante filled in with bitter insults, tbh....

[Avante]

It reads like a MadLib that Avante filled in with bitter insults, tbh....

You have no business here dude. Totally over your flat head. Stick to humping my leg.

[lakerhaterade]

sbm, you're suffering irreversible damage the more you hide behind that troll.

Trying to help you out here

[Avante]

Ok there it finally is...

Both of us posting at exactly 4:56.

There goes we being one and the same.

[lakerhaterade]

smdfh

[Avante]

sbm, you're suffering irreversible damage the more you hide behind that troll.

Trying to help you out here

Is there a kiddie forum here?

[silverblk mystix]

sbm, you're suffering irreversible damage the more you hide behind that troll.

Trying to help you out here


What are you on about now?

You don't want to believe we arent the same person?

Can't force you to see the truth.

I am not Avante - Avante is not SBM --how many times you want to hear it?

[Avante]

smdfh

It's impossible for one computer to post two 4:56's.

[lakerhaterade]

Is there a kiddie forum here?

:sleep

[lakerhaterade]

It's impossible for one computer to post two 4:56's.

It's possible unless you're still stuck in 1999 using dial-up.

[Avante]

:sleep

Nobody asked you about your sex life.

[lakerhaterade]

What are you on about now?

You don't want to believe we arent the same person?

Can't force you to see the truth.

I am not Avante - Avante is not SBM --how many times you want to hear it?

You are the same person.

It's quite obvious with your posting styles and tones.

[lakerhaterade]

Nobody asked you about your sex life.

:sleep

[Avante]

It's possible unless you're still stuck in 1999 using dial-up.

Do you really believe anyone work this hard, come on man.

Sure one day you're Avante then next SM or a go for a few hours. But to post side by side, come on man.

[Clipper Nation]

Ok there it finally is...

Both of us posting at exactly 4:56.

There goes we being one and the same.

Doesn't prove anything tbh....

[Avante]

:sleep

Another uncreative kid, sheesh!

[lakerhaterade]

Do you really believe anyone work this hard, come on man.

Sure one day you're Avante then next SM or a go for a few hours. But to post side by side, come on man.

It's possible. Especially given how much of a loser SBM has wanted to put himself out to be.

[silverblk mystix]

You are the same person.

It's quite obvious with your posting styles and tones.


You wanna know something really interesting?

People make up their minds and then others follow blindly along. You are fairly new and all of a sudden you are on the bandwagon and judging someone you know nothing about.

Interesting.

I never had an issue with you and suddenly you are posting crap about me.

Here is another interesting thing;

If suddenly Avante and/or myself decided to say, "ok- we are the same person!"

You want to know what would happen?

Yup. Everyone would post that we are liars and that they don't believe it.

Can't win.

[Clipper Nation]

Another uncreative kid, sheesh!


I ignore those who don't interest me

[Avante]

Who said the kid didn't interest me, hell you interest me.

[lakerhaterade]

The fact remains SBM, that you're Avante.


Answer me this question: why does avante always come to your defense when people start shitting on you? And his posts follow yours almost immediately. You are Avante, one of the worst and uncreative trolls forum has ever seen.


Oh and I've been a lurker of this site for two years, I just never posted.

[Avante]

The fact remains SBM, that you're Avante.


Answer me this question: why does avante always come to your defense when people start shitting on you? And his posts follow yours almost immediately. You are Avante, one of the worst and uncreative trolls forum has ever seen.


Oh and I've been a lurker of this site for two years, I just never posted.

I'm not creative??????????? You got to be kidding.

I post on football and track sites. An historian a trivia king. That is not SM. We are nothing alike at all.

[lakerhaterade]

You wanna know something really interesting?

People make up their minds and then others follow blindly along. You are fairly new and all of a sudden you are on the bandwagon and judging someone you know nothing about.

Interesting.

I never had an issue with you and suddenly you are posting crap about me.

Here is another interesting thing;

If suddenly Avante and/or myself decided to say, "ok- we are the same person!"

You want to know what would happen?

Yup. Everyone would post that we are liars and that they don't believe it.

Can't win.

At this point, if you want a victory, it's going to be of moral proportions. No way do people forget how big of a douche you've been (refer back to your lacking friends thread for quick reference). Just leave this site and take your trolls with you. Let things cool down for a bit and return later. If you don't want to do that then man up, admit that Razon/Avante are yours, and start acting like a straightforward poster in your takes instead of beating around the bush.



Have you ever seriously wondered why people don't like you?

[lakerhaterade]

I'm not creative??????????? You got to be kidding.

I post on football and track sites. An historian a trivia king. That is not SM.

Shows us your membership in those forums and we'll verify that membership somehow.

[Avante]

Shows us your membership in those forums and we'll verify that membership somehow.

Are you saying I don't know football/track from an historical perspective? I know SM doesn't know football/track.

[lakerhaterade]

Honestly sbm, if you were a good enough poster, you'd find a way out of this. Other posters in the past have been in your position before (more recently, trigger in his thread on homosexuality). You've been on this site long enough to amass 5,000+ posts, you haven't been that long on here for nothing. Find a way out and make this interesting.

[lakerhaterade]

Are you saying I don't know football/track from an historical perspective? I know SM doesn't know football/track.

I want to verify your claim of posting on a track and field messageboard.

[Avante]

I want to verify your claim of posting on a track and field messageboard.

I take those sites very seriously. I 'll pass. I do post on the football forum here. Tried to talk track here but nobody cares about it.

[silverblk mystix]

At this point, if you want a victory, it's going to be of moral proportions. No way do people forget how big of a douche you've been (refer back to your lacking friends thread for quick reference). Just leave this site and take your trolls with you. Let things cool down for a bit and return later. If you don't want to do that then man up, admit that Razon/Avante are yours, and start acting like a straightforward poster in your takes instead of beating around the bush.



Have you ever seriously wondered why people don't like you?

Are you serious with this weak stuff?

#1) Who gives a shit about a victory? Victory? gtfo

#2) The lacking friends thread was a joke that went over everyone's head---I explained it earlier and it still went over your head. Incredible.

Otherwise, what are you smoking and who gives a shit about whose troll and whose victory?

Get a life.

[TE]

Dang...everybody is on sbm's case. This thread was really suppose to be about B2B and his fake forum life coach shtick.

[TE]

Dang...everybody is on sbm's case. This thread was really suppose to be about B2B and his fake forum life coach shtick.

My bad, I thought I was on the life coach thread.

But yeah, the attention should be focused on the fake forum life coach that tells everybody what to do.

After all, the bitch hasn't come back to ST ever since he was revealed to be a hypocritical pussy.

[Avante]

My bad, I thought I was on the life coach thread.

But yeah, the attention should be focused on the fake forum life coach that tells everybody what to do.

After all, the bitch hasn't come back to ST ever since he was revealed to be a hypocritical pussy.

Well it is the weekend, I usually don't post either.

[silverblk mystix]

My bad, I thought I was on the life coach thread.

But yeah, the attention should be focused on the fake forum life coach that tells everybody what to do.

After all, the bitch hasn't come back to ST ever since he was revealed to be a hypocritical pussy.


winner winner chicken fuckin' dinner

Maybe the life coach has "coached" most of these guys and maybe that is why they are pissed...:lmao

[DMC]

If you're the only one laughing, it's probably not funny.

You guys who frequent the political forum so often like to draw lines in the sand and marginalize others who disagree with you as being in favor of your opponent.

Personally, I think you both are fucking fruit cakes, but that's just me.