NBA Championships

[Deuce Bigalow]

17 - Boston Celtics
16 - Los Angeles Lakers
6 - Chicago Bulls
3.5 - San Antonio Spurs
3 - Detroit Pistons
3 - Golden State Warriors
3 - Philadelphia 76ers
2 - Houston Rockets
2 - New York Knicks
1.5 - Miami Heat
1 - Atlanta Hawks
1 - Baltimore Bullets
1 - Dallas Mavericks
1 - Milwaukee Bucks
1 - Seattle Supersonics/Oklahoma City Thunder
1 - Portland Trail Blazers
1 - Sacramento Kings
1 - Washington Wizards

[Joel Anthony]

Kewl thread faggot

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Half championships
:lol Too butthurt to count lockout years even though everyone played the same schedule

[Deuce Bigalow]

:lol Half championships
:lol Too butthurt to count lockout years even though everyone played the same schedule

0 - Los Angeles Clippers

[Clipper Nation]

Thanks for the up-to-date info, B... you're still butthurt though...

[Deuce Bigalow]

Thanks for the up-to-date info, B... you're still butthurt though...

0 - Los Angeles Clippers

[ElNono]

Kewl thread faggot

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

4 - San Antonio Spurs

2 - Miami Heat

[Deuce Bigalow]

4 - San Antonio Spurs

2 - Miami Heat

3.5 - San Antonio Spurs

1.5 - Miami Heat

0 - Los Angeles Clippers

[BRHornet45]

sons any lockout shortened season "championship" deserves an asterisk and is not as prestigious as a full season championship would be. however at least with this past season only about 20% of the games were missed compared to back in 1999 whenever more than 40% of the games were missed. both deserve the asterisk and are nothing to brag home about, but 1999 was by far the biggest joke of a "championship" than anything in American, professional sports history.

[racm]

OKC has a championship? Last I recall they weren't even in the city when they won it.

[Clipper Nation]

Sorry, crybabies, but the only championships that deserve asterisks are ones that the team cheated to win or the refs rigged, tbh.... when everybody plays the same schedule, whoever wins it all still earned it fair and square...

[Deuce Bigalow]

Sorry, crybabies, but the only championships that deserve asterisks are ones that the team cheated to win or the refs rigged, tbh.... when everybody plays the same schedule, whoever wins it all still earned it fair and square...

Kind of like the fair and square titles won by the LA Clippers....

[baseline bum]

LOL counting Mikan titles.

[Ace]

sons any lockout shortened season "championship" deserves an asterisk and is not as prestigious as a full season championship would be. however at least with this past season only about 20% of the games were missed compared to back in 1999 whenever more than 40% of the games were missed. both deserve the asterisk and are nothing to brag home about, but 1999 was by far the biggest joke of a "championship" than anything in American, professional sports history.

The regular season doesn't mean shit to anyone but cocksuckers like you who have nothing else. The shorten season only means you play scrub teams like New Orleans less, otherwise there was no shortcut for when it matters, the playoffs.

[racm]

tbh you could argue every championship could be accorded an asterisk

1999 - first post-Jordan Finals
2000 - Duncan was hurt
2001 - no argument here
2002 - Game 6 of the WCF
2003 - Dirk was hurt in the WCF
2004 - Malone was injured in the Finals
2005 - no argument here
2006 - Manu made a stupid foul, Wade got to the line almost every other possession
2007 - Mavs choked against the Ws, Horry hip-checked Nash
2008/2009/2010/2011 - Manu was injured
2009 - LeBron's supporting cast melted
2010 - LeBron couldn't wait to go to South Beach
2011 - Mavs got an easy road to the Finals after Manu broke his arm, plus LeBron choked
2012 - Game 6 of the WCF... gee.

[Clipper Nation]

Kind of like the fair and square titles won by the LA Clippers....

:lol Forced comeback to real truths

[Deuce Bigalow]

sons any lockout shortened season "championship" deserves an asterisk and is not as prestigious as a full season championship would be. however at least with this past season only about 20% of the games were missed compared to back in 1999 whenever more than 40% of the games were missed. both deserve the asterisk and are nothing to brag home about, but 1999 was by far the biggest joke of a "championship" than anything in American, professional sports history.

http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2012/02/kobe-bryant-hornets.jpg

















LOL, JK. I'm going to the Lakers.







http://basketballisinmyblood.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/first-round-dfart-pick-kobe-bryant-poses-with-new-la-lakers-jersey-after-making-deal_medium.jpg

[InRareForm]

thanks mr. wikipedia

[Deuce Bigalow]

:lol Forced comeback to real truths

Tell me the truth about Clipper titles. How many do they have?

[DMC]

Minnesota Lakers - 5

Los Angeles Lakers - 11

Boston Celtics - 17

Let's keep it straight, stat fag.

[Clipper Nation]

Tell me the truth about Clipper titles. How many do they have?

I'll answer that when you admit that Duncan and LeClutch legitimately rang in lockout years... none of that pussy ".5 championships" shit...

[ElNono]

Props to Boston, I guess

[VBM]

Celtics = :lol

Everyone else = :cry

[DMC]

tbh you could argue every championship could be accorded an asterisk

1999 - first post-Jordan Finals
2000 - Duncan was hurt
2001 - no argument here
2002 - Game 6 of the WCF
2003 - Dirk was hurt in the WCF
2004 - Malone was injured in the Finals
2005 - no argument here
2006 - Manu made a stupid foul, Wade got to the line almost every other possession
2007 - Mavs choked against the Ws, Horry hip-checked Nash
2008/2009/2010/2011 - Manu was injured
2009 - LeBron's supporting cast melted
2010 - LeBron couldn't wait to go to South Beach
2011 - Mavs got an easy road to the Finals after Manu broke his arm, plus LeBron choked
2012 - Game 6 of the WCF... gee.

These things are dust in the wind. Every season/post season is marred by injuries and even the seeding would be severely altered in many cases were it not for key injuries during the regular season.

I look at championships as set in stone, you won or you did not. We can debate why you won, but your win is as good as any other.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Minnesota Lakers - 5

Los Angeles Lakers - 11

Boston Celtics - 17

Let's keep it straight, stat fag.

still the lakers...

[DMC]

Celtics = :lol

Everyone else = :cry
Odd thing about that; I don't know of any team that feels better about themselves because people before them who wore the same jersey did much better than them. If anything, it puts pressure on them to succeed, and on the management to not feel content in perpetual rebuilding mode.

[Clipper Nation]

DMC is right except, of course, if the team or the refs cheated.... for example, the Steelers' win in Super Bowl XL isn't legitimate in my eyes because they needed the biggest ref screwjob of the other team in NFL history to win it...

[DMC]

DMC is right except, of course, if the team or the refs cheated.... for example, the Steelers' win in Super Bowl XL isn't legitimate in my eyes because they needed the biggest ref screwjob of the other team in NFL history to win it...
Perhaps, but if your team cannot pull an upper hand over the other, refs be damned, then you don't deserve it. In any loss you can find the reasons without looking to officiating, if you don't look to officiating first.

[Clipper Nation]

Perhaps, but if your team cannot pull an upper hand over the other, refs be damned, then you don't deserve it. In any loss you can find the reasons without looking to officiating, if you don't look to officiating first.

It's kind of hard to win if the refs have a bullshit call to negate any positive thing for your team tbh...

[Deuce Bigalow]

It's kind of hard to win if the refs have a bullshit call to negate any positive thing for your team tbh...

Kind of like the 2012 Finals

[Clipper Nation]

Kind of like the 2012 Finals

Yeah, the ref$ DID give the Thunder all the calls tbh... makes it even more pathetic that they choked regardless....

[Deuce Bigalow]

yeah, the ref$ did give the thunder all the calls tbh... Makes it even more pathetic that they choked regardless....

whattt?

Lmao!

[DMC]

Kind of like the 2012 Finals
I don't recall the Lakers being there tbh

[Clipper Nation]

I don't recall the Lakers being there tbh

I'm sure if they were there and won this year, they wouldn't be getting just a half-championship from this Deuce cat...

[Joel Anthony]

Kind of like the 2012 Finals

Lakers fan blaming the refs? :rollin

Grow some nuts faggot and stop using pussy excuses.

[DMC]

Lakers fan blaming the refs? :rollin

Grow some nuts faggot and stop using pussy excuses.

Stat fag uses stats, not excuses. He can show, using the stats, that the Lakers have won every year that a game has been played, back into the 1400's tbh, regardless of the fact that Naismith wouldn't be born for a few hundred more years.

So, in total, according to the stat fag's stats, the Lakers are like

600

everyone else

0*

The asterisk means we were lucky to get that.

[Deuce Bigalow]

DMC is mad at me for some reason...

What did I do? Lay down some facts?

[DMC]

DMC is mad at me for some reason...

What did I do? Lay down some facts?
I'm not mad.

You're basically Koolaid_Man with slanted stats instead of Youtube videos.

You've not threatened the bar, that's for sure.

[scanry]

Where is Boston Pancake/Will Hunting/Sgt Dignam when we need em. Someone ought to regulate them bitches. :lol

[LnGrrrR]

Where is Boston Pancake/Will Hunting/Sgt Dignam when we need em. Someone ought to regulate them bitches. :lol

Son, you don't need to regulate when you're on top. It's the reason white people don't give a shit if you call them "honkies" or "crackers".

[100%duncan]

The regular season doesn't mean shit to anyone but cocksuckers like you who have nothing else. The shorten season only means you play scrub teams like New Orleans less, otherwise there was no shortcut for when it matters, the playoffs.

Ace hitting BR hard in the ass here.

[Sean Cagney]

sons any lockout shortened season "championship" deserves an asterisk and is not as prestigious as a full season championship would be. however at least with this past season only about 20% of the games were missed compared to back in 1999 whenever more than 40% of the games were missed. both deserve the asterisk and are nothing to brag home about, but 1999 was by far the biggest joke of a "championship" than anything in American, professional sports history.

One of the biggest faggots in here sons!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SONS! Your team is the NBA's SONS since they can't win a fucking title at all on any given year! 08 HC :lmao:lmao:lmao, Spurs whiped their asses clean in game 7 SONS! Fuck your damn team PUNK! This clowns still bitter over 08 when they were up 2-0 and had HC and still lost the series bruh! SONS..........:rollin

BTW Redskins had the two titles in NFL seasons and one season they played 10 games or so? The other replacements were played! I never hear Asterisk for the Redskins man! Nope this year the Heat won but no asterisk! That shit is for losers, like your Hornets who never won a cot damn thing SONS!

[LkrFan]

OKC has a championship? Last I recall they weren't even in the city when they won it.

http://i.imgur.com/nYe3o.jpg

:rollin :lmao :rollin

[LkrFan]

Son, you don't need to regulate when you're on top. It's the reason white people don't give a shit if you call them "honkies" or "crackers".

Truth bomb!!! :rollin :lmao :rollin

[Jeff Van Gundy]

The regular season doesn't mean shit to anyone but cocksuckers like you who have nothing else. The shorten season only means you play scrub teams like New Orleans less, otherwise there was no shortcut for when it matters, the playoffs.

:lol

[Spurtacus]

Only pussies and assholes talk asterisks and half championships.

[usdane]

Well as it turns out the Celtics only really has 4 championships and the clippers 13.

Check out this article http://assets.espn.go.com/nba/columns/hughes/1164180.html

"In any case, at the time John Y. Brown owned the Braves, Irv Levin owned the Celtics. But Levin was from Los Angeles, and what he really wanted to do was return to the West Coast and own a team there.


He couldn't very well take the storied Boston Celtics, who to that point had won 13 NBA championships. So Levin decided to switch franchises with John Y. Brown, who in 1978 had become sole owner of the Braves.



John Y. Brown, of course, was sly enough to know a good deal when he saw one, and he knew the Celtics were a better draw than the expansion Braves, so he jumped at the chance. As it turned out, John Y. Brown was only two years away from drafting Larry Bird.


Levin took the Braves and moved them out to San Diego, where he called them the Clippers."

[rayjayjohnson]

tbh you could argue every championship could be accorded an asterisk

1999 - first post-Jordan Finals
2000 - Duncan was hurt
2001 - no argument here
2002 - Game 6 of the WCF
2003 - Dirk was hurt in the WCF
2004 - Malone was injured in the Finals
2005 - no argument here
2006 - Manu made a stupid foul, Wade got to the line almost every other possession
2007 - Mavs choked against the Ws, Horry hip-checked Nash
2008/2009/2010/2011 - Manu was injured
2009 - LeBron's supporting cast melted
2010 - LeBron couldn't wait to go to South Beach
2011 - Mavs got an easy road to the Finals after Manu broke his arm, plus LeBron choked
2012 - Game 6 of the WCF... gee.

bill simmons-reading faggot

[Koolaid_Man]

Son, you don't need to regulate when you're on top. It's the reason white people don't give a shit if you call them "honkies" or "crackers".

When you first approached your Mexican wife in that border town Cantina what did you say to her?

[Clipper Nation]

Well as it turns out the Celtics only really has 4 championships and the clippers 13.

Check out this article http://assets.espn.go.com/nba/columns/hughes/1164180.html

"In any case, at the time John Y. Brown owned the Braves, Irv Levin owned the Celtics. But Levin was from Los Angeles, and what he really wanted to do was return to the West Coast and own a team there.


He couldn't very well take the storied Boston Celtics, who to that point had won 13 NBA championships. So Levin decided to switch franchises with John Y. Brown, who in 1978 had become sole owner of the Braves.



John Y. Brown, of course, was sly enough to know a good deal when he saw one, and he knew the Celtics were a better draw than the expansion Braves, so he jumped at the chance. As it turned out, John Y. Brown was only two years away from drafting Larry Bird.


Levin took the Braves and moved them out to San Diego, where he called them the Clippers."
13 rings bitches!!!

:lobt: :lobt: :lobt: :lobt: :lobt: :lobt: :lobt: :lobt: :lobt: :lobt: :lobt: :lobt: :lobt:

[DMC]

When you first approached your Mexican wife in that border town Cantina what did you say to her?
"Kool...shit you hitting my spot, ohhh fuck... get that pussy baby"

[Bill_Brasky]

I hate NBA fans.

[Ashy Larry]

and yet, if the lakers had won either in 99 or 12, there wouldn't be an asterisk placed on the title by our fans ......... with that said:

Spurs 4
Heat 2

[lefty]

Minnesota Lakers - 5

Los Angeles Lakers - 11

Boston Celtics - 17

Let's keep it straight, stat fag.

/THREAD :lmao

[LnGrrrR]

When you first approached your Mexican wife in that border town Cantina what did you say to her?

I told her about this idiot I knew who pretended to be black on an Internet forum. She thought it was pretty hilarious how dumb this guy was.