Worst Sexual Experience

[HeatChamps]

Discuss.

[HeatChamps]

Cue in Magic Johnson troll. lol

[cantthinkofanything]

one time, I was making buttsex on your mom and she had a bm

[lakerhaterade]

I am waiting for SBM's prison guard stories greatest hits to surface within this thread.

[Avante]

one time, I was making buttsex on your mom and she had a bm

:bang

[lakerhaterade]

:bang

what do you know about sexual experiences?

tell us

[Avante]

Sorta...

I was in TJ around 1970, I met this really cute Mexican girl in one of the bars there. After some drinks we talked it over and she'd need 20 bucks (really can't remember) I said sure. She told me she had to have it up front, so I handed her a 20. Smiles all around. She said she had to grab her coat and she'd be right back.................

Yep, young and dumb.

[cantthinkofanything]

what do you know about sexual experiences?

tell us

I'm pretty sure it's going to involve his boyfriend and a Carl Lewis costume.

[mouse]

I was 17 trying to masturbate one night while my mom had sex with a truck driver she met that night at a local lounge, do I need to say more?

[cantthinkofanything]

I was 17 trying to masturbate one night while my mom had sex with a truck driver she met that night at a local lounge, do I need to say more?

I used to drive a truck.

[lakerhaterade]

Sorta...

I was in TJ around 1970, I met this really cute Mexican girl in one of the bars there. After some drinks we talked it over and she'd need 20 bucks (really can't remember) I said sure. She told me she had to have it up front, so I handed her a 20. Smiles all around. She said she had to grab her coat and she'd be right back.................

Yep, young and dumb.

so you were under 20 years, AND you had to pay $20 to engage in sexual intercourse?

[mouse]

so you were under 20 years, AND you had to pay $20 to engage in sexual intercourse?

What part of 1970 did you not get? I would have paid 40 easy.

[mouse]

I used to drive a truck.

Do you have a little red devil tattoo on your left butt cheek?

[Avante]

what do you know about sexual experiences?

tell us

You wanna get girls, know how to dance, smile and listen, women love a dancer who has pearly whites and listens.

I'd guess between17 and 33 (met my wife) I ..hmmm?...couple hundred. Mexican chicks being the best, black chicks the worst.

[lakerhaterade]

What part of 1970 did you not get? I would have paid 40 easy.

You kinda had to mouse.

[Avante]

so you were under 20 years, AND you had to pay $20 to engage in sexual intercourse?

You are kidding right? You really do need to get out more:rolleyes I'm at a bar in Mexico.....

[cantthinkofanything]

Do you have a little red devil tattoo on your left butt cheek?

no...it's a tat of Donald Duck with panty hose over his head and holding a shotgun with the words "What now motherfucker?"

[cantthinkofanything]

You wanna get girls, know how to dance, smile and listen, women love a dancer who has pearly whites and listens.

I'd guess between17 and 33 (met my wife) I ..hmmm?...couple hundred. Mexican chicks being the best, black chicks the worst.

(no racist)?

[lakerhaterade]

You wanna get girls, know how to dance, smile and listen, women love a dancer who has pearly whites and listens.

I'd guess between17 and 33 (met my wife) I ..hmmm?...couple hundred. Mexican chicks being the best, black chicks the worst.

imfho

White chicks - while you have sex with them, they make you seem like you're their daddy. Exception being those crazy white chicks that are growing increasingly rampant.

Mexican chicks - you just want to continue having sex with them regardless of exhaustion. If they're hot, one tends to ejaculate quicker. The urge to have sex increases when they speak while they have sex with you.

Black chicks - most athletic in bed, not surprisingly. One has to be careful though in the sense that a lot of black chicks aren't very hygienic down there. Make sure to be sure they're clean. If they're clean, it's money from there.

[lakerhaterade]

You are kidding right? You really do need to get out more:rolleyes I'm at a bar in Mexico.....

I get out a lot, and I'm very successful.

When you were a tadpole you probably had a face and a body only a mother could love.

[lakerhaterade]

I forgot Asian chicks

-They have the craziest anatomy ever. Need I say more?

[cantthinkofanything]

I forgot Asian chicks

-They have the craziest anatomy ever. Need I say more?

x2

some of dem even have weenies

[Avante]

I get out a lot, and I'm very successful.

When you were a tadpole you probably had a face and a body only a mother could love.

Obvously you've never been to a bar in TJ. Trust me ain't nothing free.

Dude, save the kiddie bullshit for somebody else, ok? You might have been raised by toads, I wasn't.

[TE]

I get out a lot, and I'm very successful.

When you were a tadpole you probably had a face and a body only a mother could love.

:lmao

[mouse]

no...it's a tat of Donald Duck with panty hose over his head and holding a shotgun with the words "What now motherfucker?"

That is a lot of info for one butt cheek you must have a large ass.


Ps: my mom wants to know if you will be in the south Texas area IH-35 anytime soon and what size is the bed in the sleeper compartment of your rig.

[cantthinkofanything]

That is a lot of info for one butt cheek you must have a large ass.


Ps: my mom wants to know if you will be in the south Texas area IH-35 anytime soon and what size is the bed in the sleeper compartment of your rig.

not going to happen now that I know you're going to be jacking off to it

[lakerhaterade]

Obvously you've never been to a bar in TJ. Trust me ain't nothing free.

Dude, save the kiddie bullshit for somebody else, ok? You might have been raised by toads, I wasn't.

I'm sorry to be asshole, but the statement in my other post has to be true.

You're probably one of those ugly duckling looking mfer's from Jamaica. How can someone with that physical appearance get some?

[Avante]

(no racist)?

Asain chicks make you feel like John holmes. You have to be real careful.

Mexican chicks are messy wet.

Black chicks way too hard and they have this smell. They make you feel like tiny Tim, there is no bottom to it.

White chicks are your screamers. it's..yes ohohohoh yes yes oh yes yes YES OHOHOH..YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silverblk mystix]

I'm sorry to be asshole, but the statement in my other post has to be true.

You're probably one of those ugly duckling looking mfer's from Jamaica. How can someone with that physical appearance get some?

Just own it dude, don't be a pussy and try to act like you aren't an asshole.

Be a man and own it.

You actually sound a little fruity and talking tough doesn't take that away.

:lol

[lakerhaterade]

Just own it dude, don't be a pussy and try to act like you aren't an asshole.

Be a man and own it.

You actually sound a little fruity and talking tough doesn't take that away.

:lol

You're back from the other thread I see.

:lol "be a man and own it"

You should do the same and stop accepting everybody's DNA. Be a man faggot.

You should really think about all those times you've shown meltdowns before calling anyone fruity.

[silverblk mystix]

You're back from the other thread I see.

:lol "be a man and own it"

You should do the same and stop accepting everybody's DNA. Be a man faggot.

You should really think about all those times you've shown meltdowns before calling anyone fruity.

So you suck dik, what a surprise. Are you butthurt I exposed your butt-buddy?

[silverblk mystix]

:lmao

fagggots

[lakerhaterade]

So you suck dik, what a surprise. Are you butthurt I exposed your butt-buddy?

:lol the loser is on his last legs.

:lmao having to rely on the fact that chump is gay and thinking I'm defending him

:lmao thinking you're "me against the world" agenda wouldn't end this way

:lmao being a prison guard = work

:lmao G.D. recipient who has reading comprehension limitations

[silverblk mystix]

:lol the loser is on his last legs.

:lmao having to rely on the fact that chump is gay and thinking I'm defending him

:lmao thinking you're "me against the world" agenda wouldn't end this way

:lmao being a prison guard = work

:lmao G.D. recipient who has reading comprehension limitations

:lmao

faggot tap-dancing

[Avante]

I'm sorry to be asshole, but the statement in my other post has to be true.

You're probably one of those ugly duckling looking mfer's from Jamaica. How can someone with that physical appearance get some?

Nothing funnier than some retarded runt trying his damnest to hide the fact he's a pimpleheaded faggot. How many cocks have you sucked fucker? I bet you stand up to post, huh? Cock breathe little prick, don't mess with me faggot!

Now slither on out of here before you piss me off.

[lakerhaterade]

:lmao

faggot tap-dancing

You're wheels are following off. :lmao

give up

[silverblk mystix]

Nothing funnier than some retarded runt trying his damnest to hide the fact he's a pimpleheaded faggot. How many cocks have you sucked fucker? I bet you stand up to post, huh? Cock breathe little prick, don't mess with me faggot!

:lmao

[lakerhaterade]

Nothing funnier than some retarded runt trying his damnest to hide the fact he's a pimpleheaded faggot. How many cocks have you sucked fucker? I bet you stand up to post, huh? Cock breathe little prick, don't mess with me faggot!

You're being a little sensitive. :lol


I take it you were rejected so many times that bad memories are resurfacing?

[silverblk mystix]

You're being a little sensitive. :lol


I take it you were rejected so many times that bad memories are resurfacing?

:cry:cry:cry

[lakerhaterade]

:lol jamaican

:lol womanizing = costs money

[lakerhaterade]

:cry:cry:cry

So you need your Jamaican acid addicted buddy to help you post and talk shit?

[silverblk mystix]

:lol jamaican

:lol womanizing = costs money

Starting to tap-tance like fred fuckin astaire

shameful

:lmao

[silverblk mystix]

So you need your Jamaican acid addicted buddy to help you post and talk shit?

At least I don't defend pole-smokers

[lakerhaterade]

Starting to tap-tance like fred fuckin astaire

shameful

:lmao

:lol Being gay and not honing up to it.


:lol prison guard's tending to be closet homosexuals

[lakerhaterade]

At least I don't defend pole-smokers

:lol thinking you're not gay when you see big bubba's anus everyday all day

[silverblk mystix]

:sleep

[lakerhaterade]

:lol G.D. recipient
:lol closet homosexual
:lol prison guard salary
:lol siding with a internet reject

[Avante]

You're being a little sensitive. :lol


I take it you were rejected so many times that bad memories are resurfacing?

I take it you sucked so many cocks you' re now crosseyed and can't read worth a fuck. Dinky dick midget.

[silverblk mystix]

:lol G.D. recipient
:lol closet homosexual
:lol prison guard salary
:lol siding with a internet reject

butthurt that I outed your little rump ranger friend :lmao

:lmao you being the "muscle" that was called

:lmao having to guess at everything and taking shots in the dark

fail


faggots sticking together...how cute :lmao

[lakerhaterade]

I take it you sucked so many cocks you' re now crosseyed and can't read worth a fuck. Dinky dick midget.

:lol jamaican talking shit
:lol reject
:lol resorting to "sucking dick" trash talk
:lol track and field
:lol having to pay for sex as a youngin IN MEXICO

:lmao what a loser

[lakerhaterade]

butthurt that I outed your little rump ranger friend :lmao

:lmao you being the "muscle" that was called

:lmao having to guess at everything and taking shots in the dark

fail


faggots sticking together...how cute :lmao

:lol thinking I give a shit about chump
:lol thinking I'm siding with him
:lol thinking i'm muscle when I'm just here for facts
:lol not having to guess and having every single piece of information needed to troll the shit out of your pathetic existence
:lol thinking you're not a faggot for giving chump shit for multiple pages


You're probably jealous of Chump, tbh. Why would that be though if you have tons of prison assholes at your convenience?

[mavs>spurs]

sbm, what do you think about the fact that chump knows one of the members in your band personally? that's the word on the street, tbh.

[lakerhaterade]

sbm, what do you think about the fact that chump knows one of the members in your band personally? that's the word on the street, tbh.

:lmao exposed

[silverblk mystix]

sbm, what do you think about the fact that chump knows one of the members in your band personally? that's the word on the street, tbh.

good for him.

Why would I care?

[lakerhaterade]

good for him.

Why would I care?

You care. Don't lie.

[silverblk mystix]

You care. Don't lie.

That only means more respect from chumpie because he'll know someone in the band.

Great. :toast

[silverblk mystix]

I take it you sucked so many cocks you' re now crosseyed and can't read worth a fuck. Dinky dick midget.

:lmao

Avante with the fuckin' goods all day. :toast


:lmao

[mavs>spurs]

good for him.

Why would I care?

because after all this back and forth arguing you guys have been doing, it would be pretty funny if you knew the dude in real life :lol

that one must have hit close to home, did it not?

[silverblk mystix]

because after all this back and forth arguing you guys have been doing, it would be pretty funny if you knew the dude in real life :lol

that one must have hit close to home, did it not?

It would be hilarious...and if he really is tight with someone in the band then I can finally meet chumpie and I will buy him a cold one and he won't know whether to keep hatin' me or not

:lmao

[mavs>spurs]

lol thinking chump would have the balls to meet up

[silverblk mystix]

lol thinking chump would have the balls to meet up

that would be his choice...I don't care either way.

[cantthinkofanything]

It would be hilarious...and if he really is tight with someone in the band then I can finally meet chumpie and I will buy him a cold one and he won't know whether to keep hatin' me or not

:lmao

I'm sure when he wakes up chained to your bed with a bloody ass, he'll still hate you.

[silverblk mystix]

I'm sure when he wakes up chained to your bed with a bloody ass, he'll still hate you.

:lmao

[silverblk mystix]

:lmao

or fall in love with me

:lmao

[cantthinkofanything]

or fall in love with me

:lmao

just like your daddy taught you?

[silverblk mystix]

just like your daddy taught you?

you are confusing me with your daddy...his name was Avante...:lmao

[lakerhaterade]

because after all this back and forth arguing you guys have been doing, it would be pretty funny if you knew the dude in real life :lol

that one must have hit close to home, did it not?

M>S with the baller out of this world goods

[lakerhaterade]

It would be hilarious...and if he really is tight with someone in the band then I can finally meet chumpie and I will buy him a cold one and he won't know whether to keep hatin' me or not

:lmao

You'll do more than that you closet homosexual faggot.

[lakerhaterade]

I'm sure when he wakes up chained to your bed with a bloody ass, he'll still hate you.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[silverblk mystix]

I'm not sure I would actually have to tie him to the bed...

he might go willingly :lmao

[mouse]

I must say I am somewhat entertained.


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Razon3.jpg

[mouse]

lol thinking chump would have the balls to meet up

At least Lance Armstrong has the Ball to face his critics.

[mavs>spurs]

At least Lance Armstrong has the Ball to face his critics.

Lance armstrong has at least one more testicle than chump though, and the reason he chose to ride bikes is because he's good at it. Chump did instead of running to avoid the shin splints :lmao

lance armstrong > chump

[TE]

Lance armstrong has at least one more testicle than chump though, and the reason he chose to ride bikes is because he's good at it. Chump did instead of running to avoid the shin splints :lmao

lance armstrong > chump

:lmao shin splints

[mavs>spurs]

Lance armstrong is the shit tbh, his one testicle is bigger than chumps entire shin

[silverblk mystix]

Lance armstrong is the shit tbh, his one testicle is bigger than chumps entire shin

:lmao

the steroid charged nut

[TE]

Has there ever been a more unmanly post?

I can't think of any atm

[silverblk mystix]

Has there ever been a more unmanly post?

I can't think of any atm

I'm turning in my mancard...:lmao

[TE]

I mean before he came out of the closet on this site, no one knew anything, but now it's kinda like "oh".

[mavs>spurs]

Has there ever been a more unmanly post?

I can't think of any atm

Chump is only a man whenever the utsa rhetorical crew has his back, otherwise he logs into CuckingFunt and posts like a bitch :lol

[mavs>spurs]

I'm turning in my mancard...:lmao

I don't think he was making fun of you, it was directed at Chump's "owwww my shin splints hurt :cry" comment

[TE]

If you read this chump, no offense bro.

[TE]

Chump is only a man whenever the utsa rhetorical crew has his back, otherwise he logs into CuckingFunt and posts like a bitch :lol

:lol


So he's also CF?

[silverblk mystix]

If you read this chump, no offense bro.

:lmao

why would he be offended :lmao

[silverblk mystix]

I don't think he was making fun of you, it was directed at Chump's "owwww my shin splints hurt :cry" comment

I know...just fuckin around

[silverblk mystix]

what happened to his "protector" lakerhaterhomo ?

[TE]

:lmao

why would he be offended :lmao

Cause he was pretty offended of my thread:lol


He argued with me for hours in that thread just to prove a point :lmao

[silverblk mystix]

Cause he was pretty offended of my thread:lol


He argued with more for hours in that thread just to prove a point :lmao

I don't know who was more defiant though, chumpie or the "life coach"

:lmao

[mavs>spurs]

If you read this chump, no offense bro.

No need to apologize to that fruitcake tbh.

I'm like 99% sure he's some ultraliberal homo who works for the government.

[silverblk mystix]

No need to apologize to that fruitcake tbh.

I'm like 99% sure he's some ultraliberal homo who works for the government.

Yeah, but you say that like it is a bad thing...:lmao

[TE]

I don't know who was more defiant though, chumpie or the "life coach"

:lmao

The life coach was pretty dam defiant. Although, it's kinda sad if you think about it. The dude has a job, is married and has a family, and yet has the emotional capability to argue with someone over the internet for hours defending homosexuality.


I guess it hits him pretty damn hard.

[silverblk mystix]

The life coach was pretty dam defiant. Although, it's kinda sad if you think about it. The dude has a job, is married and has a family, and yet has the emotional capability to argue with someone over the internet for hours defending homosexuality.


I guess it hits him pretty damn hard.

The only people that were actually damaged were his poor kids...

Fuck. I feel bad.

[TE]

No need to apologize to that fruitcake tbh.

I'm like 99% sure he's some ultraliberal homo who works for the government.

so I'm guessing a social work job?

That's typically the type of environment gays are employed where I live.

[silverblk mystix]

so I'm guessing a social work job?

That's typically the type of environment gays are employed where I live.

I'd guess it is an overnight security guard job...no one can have 70,000 posts and have a job where you are actually working.

Security - graveyard shift-all you do is play on the computer all night.

[mavs>spurs]

so I'm guessing a social work job?

That's typically the type of environment gays are employed where I live.

nah i'm currently working at unearthing his identity, but it's some sort of unconventional job is all i know. something that causes him to work odd hours tbh.

[mavs>spurs]

I'd guess it is an overnight security guard job...no one can have 70,000 posts and have a job where you are actually working.

Security - graveyard shift-all you do is play on the computer all night.

yeah but some nights he's here all night, and other nights he's not. i think he's a field agent of some sort.

[TE]

Like a private detective?

[silverblk mystix]

yeah but some nights he's here all night, and other nights he's not. i think he's a field agent of some sort.

That's what I noticed...he is on the computer all night...

Security guard jobs can be a place where it is just you in a little office and you can bring your laptop and/or have a computer...it could be an office bldg, a bank, a hi-rise, etc

once in a while you make a round and then log it and that is it...back on the computer

[lakerhaterade]

what happened to his "protector" lakerhaterhomo ?

I'm no protector fag.

I'm just here to tell you how it is. Like it or not, live with it.

[silverblk mystix]

I'm no protector fag.

I'm just here to tell you how it is. Like it or not, live with it.

Your back faggot.

Congrats.

[lakerhaterade]

Your back faggot.

Congrats.

What's up faggot? :lol

[silverblk mystix]

What's up faggot? :lol

Discussing your man, that's it.

[lakerhaterade]

Discussing your man, that's it.

Nu uh.

You mean that man you find appealing, that gay one?

[silverblk mystix]

Nu uh.

You mean that man you find appealing, that gay one?

:lol trying to play it off now

:lol coming back and starting your faggot tap-dance

:lmao little weasel lap dog follower

[lakerhaterade]

:lol trying to play it off now

:lol coming back and starting your faggot tap-dance

:lmao little weasel lap dog follower

:lol knowing the shit-talking behind chumps back bothers you
:lol prison guards tending to be closet homosexuals
:lol your shifts having so much downtime you watch gay porn
:lol loser
:lol G.D.
:lol minimum wage salary
:lol secretly wanting to meet chump now to fuck him

[silverblk mystix]

:lol knowing the shit-talking behind chumps back bothers you
:lol prison guards tending to be closet homosexuals
:lol your shifts having so much downtime you watch gay porn
:lol loser
:lol G.D.
:lol minimum wage salary
:lol secretly wanting to meet chump now to fuck him

:lmao

revealing all your fantasies much?

:lmao

[lakerhaterade]

:lmao

revealing all your fantasies much?

:lmao

No, I'm stating yours.

[mouse]

This topic delivered.

I painted this
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/club.gif

[silverblk mystix]

No, I'm stating yours.

tap dancing faggot

:lmao

Mind your own business.

Creepy gay advances...:lmao

[AussieFanKurt]

there's hardly any stories in here

[mouse]

there's hardly any stories in here

Once upon a time.....