View Full Version : Worst Sexual Experience
HeatChamps
07-16-2012, 12:50 AM
Discuss.
HeatChamps
07-16-2012, 12:54 AM
Cue in Magic Johnson troll. lol
cantthinkofanything
07-16-2012, 12:55 AM
one time, I was making buttsex on your mom and she had a bm
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 12:56 AM
I am waiting for SBM's prison guard stories greatest hits to surface within this thread.
Avante
07-16-2012, 12:57 AM
one time, I was making buttsex on your mom and she had a bm
:bang
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 12:58 AM
:bang
what do you know about sexual experiences?
tell us
Avante
07-16-2012, 01:02 AM
Sorta...
I was in TJ around 1970, I met this really cute Mexican girl in one of the bars there. After some drinks we talked it over and she'd need 20 bucks (really can't remember) I said sure. She told me she had to have it up front, so I handed her a 20. Smiles all around. She said she had to grab her coat and she'd be right back.................
Yep, young and dumb.
cantthinkofanything
07-16-2012, 01:03 AM
what do you know about sexual experiences?
tell us
I'm pretty sure it's going to involve his boyfriend and a Carl Lewis costume.
mouse
07-16-2012, 01:03 AM
I was 17 trying to masturbate one night while my mom had sex with a truck driver she met that night at a local lounge, do I need to say more?
cantthinkofanything
07-16-2012, 01:03 AM
I was 17 trying to masturbate one night while my mom had sex with a truck driver she met that night at a local lounge, do I need to say more?
I used to drive a truck.
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 01:04 AM
Sorta...
I was in TJ around 1970, I met this really cute Mexican girl in one of the bars there. After some drinks we talked it over and she'd need 20 bucks (really can't remember) I said sure. She told me she had to have it up front, so I handed her a 20. Smiles all around. She said she had to grab her coat and she'd be right back.................
Yep, young and dumb.
so you were under 20 years, AND you had to pay $20 to engage in sexual intercourse?
mouse
07-16-2012, 01:05 AM
so you were under 20 years, AND you had to pay $20 to engage in sexual intercourse?
What part of 1970 did you not get? I would have paid 40 easy.
mouse
07-16-2012, 01:06 AM
I used to drive a truck.
Do you have a little red devil tattoo on your left butt cheek?
Avante
07-16-2012, 01:07 AM
what do you know about sexual experiences?
tell us
You wanna get girls, know how to dance, smile and listen, women love a dancer who has pearly whites and listens.
I'd guess between17 and 33 (met my wife) I ..hmmm?...couple hundred. Mexican chicks being the best, black chicks the worst.
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 01:07 AM
What part of 1970 did you not get? I would have paid 40 easy.
You kinda had to mouse.
Avante
07-16-2012, 01:09 AM
so you were under 20 years, AND you had to pay $20 to engage in sexual intercourse?
You are kidding right? You really do need to get out more:rolleyes I'm at a bar in Mexico.....
cantthinkofanything
07-16-2012, 01:09 AM
Do you have a little red devil tattoo on your left butt cheek?
no...it's a tat of Donald Duck with panty hose over his head and holding a shotgun with the words "What now motherfucker?"
cantthinkofanything
07-16-2012, 01:10 AM
You wanna get girls, know how to dance, smile and listen, women love a dancer who has pearly whites and listens.
I'd guess between17 and 33 (met my wife) I ..hmmm?...couple hundred. Mexican chicks being the best, black chicks the worst.
(no racist)?
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 01:13 AM
You wanna get girls, know how to dance, smile and listen, women love a dancer who has pearly whites and listens.
I'd guess between17 and 33 (met my wife) I ..hmmm?...couple hundred. Mexican chicks being the best, black chicks the worst.
imfho
White chicks - while you have sex with them, they make you seem like you're their daddy. Exception being those crazy white chicks that are growing increasingly rampant.
Mexican chicks - you just want to continue having sex with them regardless of exhaustion. If they're hot, one tends to ejaculate quicker. The urge to have sex increases when they speak while they have sex with you.
Black chicks - most athletic in bed, not surprisingly. One has to be careful though in the sense that a lot of black chicks aren't very hygienic down there. Make sure to be sure they're clean. If they're clean, it's money from there.
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 01:14 AM
You are kidding right? You really do need to get out more:rolleyes I'm at a bar in Mexico.....
I get out a lot, and I'm very successful.
When you were a tadpole you probably had a face and a body only a mother could love.
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 01:15 AM
I forgot Asian chicks
-They have the craziest anatomy ever. Need I say more?
cantthinkofanything
07-16-2012, 01:17 AM
I forgot Asian chicks
-They have the craziest anatomy ever. Need I say more?
x2
some of dem even have weenies
Avante
07-16-2012, 01:18 AM
I get out a lot, and I'm very successful.
When you were a tadpole you probably had a face and a body only a mother could love.
Obvously you've never been to a bar in TJ. Trust me ain't nothing free.
Dude, save the kiddie bullshit for somebody else, ok? You might have been raised by toads, I wasn't.
I get out a lot, and I'm very successful.
When you were a tadpole you probably had a face and a body only a mother could love.
:lmao
mouse
07-16-2012, 01:22 AM
no...it's a tat of Donald Duck with panty hose over his head and holding a shotgun with the words "What now motherfucker?"
That is a lot of info for one butt cheek you must have a large ass.
Ps: my mom wants to know if you will be in the south Texas area IH-35 anytime soon and what size is the bed in the sleeper compartment of your rig.
cantthinkofanything
07-16-2012, 01:27 AM
That is a lot of info for one butt cheek you must have a large ass.
Ps: my mom wants to know if you will be in the south Texas area IH-35 anytime soon and what size is the bed in the sleeper compartment of your rig.
not going to happen now that I know you're going to be jacking off to it
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 01:31 AM
Obvously you've never been to a bar in TJ. Trust me ain't nothing free.
Dude, save the kiddie bullshit for somebody else, ok? You might have been raised by toads, I wasn't.
I'm sorry to be asshole, but the statement in my other post has to be true.
You're probably one of those ugly duckling looking mfer's from Jamaica. How can someone with that physical appearance get some?
Avante
07-16-2012, 01:35 AM
(no racist)?
Asain chicks make you feel like John holmes. You have to be real careful.
Mexican chicks are messy wet.
Black chicks way too hard and they have this smell. They make you feel like tiny Tim, there is no bottom to it.
White chicks are your screamers. it's..yes ohohohoh yes yes oh yes yes YES OHOHOH..YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 01:37 AM
I'm sorry to be asshole, but the statement in my other post has to be true.
You're probably one of those ugly duckling looking mfer's from Jamaica. How can someone with that physical appearance get some?
Just own it dude, don't be a pussy and try to act like you aren't an asshole.
Be a man and own it.
You actually sound a little fruity and talking tough doesn't take that away.
:lol
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 01:41 AM
Just own it dude, don't be a pussy and try to act like you aren't an asshole.
Be a man and own it.
You actually sound a little fruity and talking tough doesn't take that away.
:lol
You're back from the other thread I see.
:lol "be a man and own it"
You should do the same and stop accepting everybody's DNA. Be a man faggot.
You should really think about all those times you've shown meltdowns before calling anyone fruity.
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 01:42 AM
You're back from the other thread I see.
:lol "be a man and own it"
You should do the same and stop accepting everybody's DNA. Be a man faggot.
You should really think about all those times you've shown meltdowns before calling anyone fruity.
So you suck dik, what a surprise. Are you butthurt I exposed your butt-buddy?
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 01:46 AM
:lmao
fagggots
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 01:47 AM
So you suck dik, what a surprise. Are you butthurt I exposed your butt-buddy?
:lol the loser is on his last legs.
:lmao having to rely on the fact that chump is gay and thinking I'm defending him
:lmao thinking you're "me against the world" agenda wouldn't end this way
:lmao being a prison guard = work
:lmao G.D. recipient who has reading comprehension limitations
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 01:48 AM
:lol the loser is on his last legs.
:lmao having to rely on the fact that chump is gay and thinking I'm defending him
:lmao thinking you're "me against the world" agenda wouldn't end this way
:lmao being a prison guard = work
:lmao G.D. recipient who has reading comprehension limitations
:lmao
faggot tap-dancing
Avante
07-16-2012, 01:49 AM
I'm sorry to be asshole, but the statement in my other post has to be true.
You're probably one of those ugly duckling looking mfer's from Jamaica. How can someone with that physical appearance get some?
Nothing funnier than some retarded runt trying his damnest to hide the fact he's a pimpleheaded faggot. How many cocks have you sucked fucker? I bet you stand up to post, huh? Cock breathe little prick, don't mess with me faggot!
Now slither on out of here before you piss me off.
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 01:50 AM
:lmao
faggot tap-dancing
You're wheels are following off. :lmao
give up
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 01:50 AM
Nothing funnier than some retarded runt trying his damnest to hide the fact he's a pimpleheaded faggot. How many cocks have you sucked fucker? I bet you stand up to post, huh? Cock breathe little prick, don't mess with me faggot!
:lmao
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 01:51 AM
Nothing funnier than some retarded runt trying his damnest to hide the fact he's a pimpleheaded faggot. How many cocks have you sucked fucker? I bet you stand up to post, huh? Cock breathe little prick, don't mess with me faggot!
You're being a little sensitive. :lol
I take it you were rejected so many times that bad memories are resurfacing?
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 01:53 AM
You're being a little sensitive. :lol
I take it you were rejected so many times that bad memories are resurfacing?
:cry:cry:cry
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 01:53 AM
:lol jamaican
:lol womanizing = costs money
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 01:54 AM
:cry:cry:cry
So you need your Jamaican acid addicted buddy to help you post and talk shit?
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 01:54 AM
:lol jamaican
:lol womanizing = costs money
Starting to tap-tance like fred fuckin astaire
shameful
:lmao
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 01:55 AM
So you need your Jamaican acid addicted buddy to help you post and talk shit?
At least I don't defend pole-smokers
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 01:57 AM
Starting to tap-tance like fred fuckin astaire
shameful
:lmao
:lol Being gay and not honing up to it.
:lol prison guard's tending to be closet homosexuals
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 01:58 AM
At least I don't defend pole-smokers
:lol thinking you're not gay when you see big bubba's anus everyday all day
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 01:58 AM
:sleep
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 02:00 AM
:lol G.D. recipient
:lol closet homosexual
:lol prison guard salary
:lol siding with a internet reject
Avante
07-16-2012, 02:01 AM
You're being a little sensitive. :lol
I take it you were rejected so many times that bad memories are resurfacing?
I take it you sucked so many cocks you' re now crosseyed and can't read worth a fuck. Dinky dick midget.
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 02:02 AM
:lol G.D. recipient
:lol closet homosexual
:lol prison guard salary
:lol siding with a internet reject
butthurt that I outed your little rump ranger friend :lmao
:lmao you being the "muscle" that was called
:lmao having to guess at everything and taking shots in the dark
fail
faggots sticking together...how cute :lmao
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 02:05 AM
I take it you sucked so many cocks you' re now crosseyed and can't read worth a fuck. Dinky dick midget.
:lol jamaican talking shit
:lol reject
:lol resorting to "sucking dick" trash talk
:lol track and field
:lol having to pay for sex as a youngin IN MEXICO
:lmao what a loser
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 02:08 AM
butthurt that I outed your little rump ranger friend :lmao
:lmao you being the "muscle" that was called
:lmao having to guess at everything and taking shots in the dark
fail
faggots sticking together...how cute :lmao
:lol thinking I give a shit about chump
:lol thinking I'm siding with him
:lol thinking i'm muscle when I'm just here for facts
:lol not having to guess and having every single piece of information needed to troll the shit out of your pathetic existence
:lol thinking you're not a faggot for giving chump shit for multiple pages
You're probably jealous of Chump, tbh. Why would that be though if you have tons of prison assholes at your convenience?
mavs>spurs
07-16-2012, 02:08 AM
sbm, what do you think about the fact that chump knows one of the members in your band personally? that's the word on the street, tbh.
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 02:11 AM
sbm, what do you think about the fact that chump knows one of the members in your band personally? that's the word on the street, tbh.
:lmao exposed
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 02:12 AM
sbm, what do you think about the fact that chump knows one of the members in your band personally? that's the word on the street, tbh.
good for him.
Why would I care?
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 02:12 AM
good for him.
Why would I care?
You care. Don't lie.
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 02:13 AM
You care. Don't lie.
That only means more respect from chumpie because he'll know someone in the band.
Great. :toast
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 02:15 AM
I take it you sucked so many cocks you' re now crosseyed and can't read worth a fuck. Dinky dick midget.
:lmao
Avante with the fuckin' goods all day. :toast
:lmao
mavs>spurs
07-16-2012, 02:15 AM
good for him.
Why would I care?
because after all this back and forth arguing you guys have been doing, it would be pretty funny if you knew the dude in real life :lol
that one must have hit close to home, did it not?
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 02:17 AM
because after all this back and forth arguing you guys have been doing, it would be pretty funny if you knew the dude in real life :lol
that one must have hit close to home, did it not?
It would be hilarious...and if he really is tight with someone in the band then I can finally meet chumpie and I will buy him a cold one and he won't know whether to keep hatin' me or not
:lmao
mavs>spurs
07-16-2012, 02:19 AM
lol thinking chump would have the balls to meet up
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 02:20 AM
lol thinking chump would have the balls to meet up
that would be his choice...I don't care either way.
cantthinkofanything
07-16-2012, 02:20 AM
It would be hilarious...and if he really is tight with someone in the band then I can finally meet chumpie and I will buy him a cold one and he won't know whether to keep hatin' me or not
:lmao
I'm sure when he wakes up chained to your bed with a bloody ass, he'll still hate you.
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 02:21 AM
I'm sure when he wakes up chained to your bed with a bloody ass, he'll still hate you.
:lmao
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 02:21 AM
:lmao
or fall in love with me
:lmao
cantthinkofanything
07-16-2012, 02:24 AM
or fall in love with me
:lmao
just like your daddy taught you?
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 02:25 AM
just like your daddy taught you?
you are confusing me with your daddy...his name was Avante...:lmao
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 02:27 AM
because after all this back and forth arguing you guys have been doing, it would be pretty funny if you knew the dude in real life :lol
that one must have hit close to home, did it not?
M>S with the baller out of this world goods
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 02:28 AM
It would be hilarious...and if he really is tight with someone in the band then I can finally meet chumpie and I will buy him a cold one and he won't know whether to keep hatin' me or not
:lmao
You'll do more than that you closet homosexual faggot.
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 02:28 AM
I'm sure when he wakes up chained to your bed with a bloody ass, he'll still hate you.
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 02:32 AM
I'm not sure I would actually have to tie him to the bed...
he might go willingly :lmao
mouse
07-16-2012, 02:32 AM
I must say I am somewhat entertained.
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Razon3.jpg
mouse
07-16-2012, 02:36 AM
lol thinking chump would have the balls to meet up
At least Lance Armstrong has the Ball to face his critics.
mavs>spurs
07-16-2012, 02:45 AM
At least Lance Armstrong has the Ball to face his critics.
Lance armstrong has at least one more testicle than chump though, and the reason he chose to ride bikes is because he's good at it. Chump did instead of running to avoid the shin splints :lmao
lance armstrong > chump
Lance armstrong has at least one more testicle than chump though, and the reason he chose to ride bikes is because he's good at it. Chump did instead of running to avoid the shin splints :lmao
lance armstrong > chump
:lmao shin splints
mavs>spurs
07-16-2012, 02:51 AM
Lance armstrong is the shit tbh, his one testicle is bigger than chumps entire shin
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 02:52 AM
Lance armstrong is the shit tbh, his one testicle is bigger than chumps entire shin
:lmao
the steroid charged nut
Has there ever been a more unmanly post?
I can't think of any atm
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 02:55 AM
Has there ever been a more unmanly post?
I can't think of any atm
I'm turning in my mancard...:lmao
I mean before he came out of the closet on this site, no one knew anything, but now it's kinda like "oh".
mavs>spurs
07-16-2012, 02:55 AM
Has there ever been a more unmanly post?
I can't think of any atm
Chump is only a man whenever the utsa rhetorical crew has his back, otherwise he logs into CuckingFunt and posts like a bitch :lol
mavs>spurs
07-16-2012, 02:56 AM
I'm turning in my mancard...:lmao
I don't think he was making fun of you, it was directed at Chump's "owwww my shin splints hurt :cry" comment
If you read this chump, no offense bro.
Chump is only a man whenever the utsa rhetorical crew has his back, otherwise he logs into CuckingFunt and posts like a bitch :lol
:lol
So he's also CF?
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 02:59 AM
If you read this chump, no offense bro.
:lmao
why would he be offended :lmao
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 02:59 AM
I don't think he was making fun of you, it was directed at Chump's "owwww my shin splints hurt :cry" comment
I know...just fuckin around
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 03:00 AM
what happened to his "protector" lakerhaterhomo ?
:lmao
why would he be offended :lmao
Cause he was pretty offended of my thread:lol
He argued with me for hours in that thread just to prove a point :lmao
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 03:02 AM
Cause he was pretty offended of my thread:lol
He argued with more for hours in that thread just to prove a point :lmao
I don't know who was more defiant though, chumpie or the "life coach"
:lmao
mavs>spurs
07-16-2012, 03:03 AM
If you read this chump, no offense bro.
No need to apologize to that fruitcake tbh.
I'm like 99% sure he's some ultraliberal homo who works for the government.
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 03:05 AM
No need to apologize to that fruitcake tbh.
I'm like 99% sure he's some ultraliberal homo who works for the government.
Yeah, but you say that like it is a bad thing...:lmao
I don't know who was more defiant though, chumpie or the "life coach"
:lmao
The life coach was pretty dam defiant. Although, it's kinda sad if you think about it. The dude has a job, is married and has a family, and yet has the emotional capability to argue with someone over the internet for hours defending homosexuality.
I guess it hits him pretty damn hard.
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 03:07 AM
The life coach was pretty dam defiant. Although, it's kinda sad if you think about it. The dude has a job, is married and has a family, and yet has the emotional capability to argue with someone over the internet for hours defending homosexuality.
I guess it hits him pretty damn hard.
The only people that were actually damaged were his poor kids...
Fuck. I feel bad.
No need to apologize to that fruitcake tbh.
I'm like 99% sure he's some ultraliberal homo who works for the government.
so I'm guessing a social work job?
That's typically the type of environment gays are employed where I live.
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 03:09 AM
so I'm guessing a social work job?
That's typically the type of environment gays are employed where I live.
I'd guess it is an overnight security guard job...no one can have 70,000 posts and have a job where you are actually working.
Security - graveyard shift-all you do is play on the computer all night.
mavs>spurs
07-16-2012, 03:10 AM
so I'm guessing a social work job?
That's typically the type of environment gays are employed where I live.
nah i'm currently working at unearthing his identity, but it's some sort of unconventional job is all i know. something that causes him to work odd hours tbh.
mavs>spurs
07-16-2012, 03:11 AM
I'd guess it is an overnight security guard job...no one can have 70,000 posts and have a job where you are actually working.
Security - graveyard shift-all you do is play on the computer all night.
yeah but some nights he's here all night, and other nights he's not. i think he's a field agent of some sort.
Like a private detective?
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 03:14 AM
yeah but some nights he's here all night, and other nights he's not. i think he's a field agent of some sort.
That's what I noticed...he is on the computer all night...
Security guard jobs can be a place where it is just you in a little office and you can bring your laptop and/or have a computer...it could be an office bldg, a bank, a hi-rise, etc
once in a while you make a round and then log it and that is it...back on the computer
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 03:15 AM
what happened to his "protector" lakerhaterhomo ?
I'm no protector fag.
I'm just here to tell you how it is. Like it or not, live with it.
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 03:15 AM
I'm no protector fag.
I'm just here to tell you how it is. Like it or not, live with it.
Your back faggot.
Congrats.
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 03:17 AM
Your back faggot.
Congrats.
What's up faggot? :lol
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 03:19 AM
What's up faggot? :lol
Discussing your man, that's it.
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 03:20 AM
Discussing your man, that's it.
Nu uh.
You mean that man you find appealing, that gay one?
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 03:21 AM
Nu uh.
You mean that man you find appealing, that gay one?
:lol trying to play it off now
:lol coming back and starting your faggot tap-dance
:lmao little weasel lap dog follower
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 03:24 AM
:lol trying to play it off now
:lol coming back and starting your faggot tap-dance
:lmao little weasel lap dog follower
:lol knowing the shit-talking behind chumps back bothers you
:lol prison guards tending to be closet homosexuals
:lol your shifts having so much downtime you watch gay porn
:lol loser
:lol G.D.
:lol minimum wage salary
:lol secretly wanting to meet chump now to fuck him
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 03:25 AM
:lol knowing the shit-talking behind chumps back bothers you
:lol prison guards tending to be closet homosexuals
:lol your shifts having so much downtime you watch gay porn
:lol loser
:lol G.D.
:lol minimum wage salary
:lol secretly wanting to meet chump now to fuck him
:lmao
revealing all your fantasies much?
:lmao
lakerhaterade
07-16-2012, 03:26 AM
:lmao
revealing all your fantasies much?
:lmao
No, I'm stating yours.
mouse
07-16-2012, 03:28 AM
This topic delivered.
I painted this
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/club.gif
silverblk mystix
07-16-2012, 03:29 AM
No, I'm stating yours.
tap dancing faggot
:lmao
Mind your own business.
Creepy gay advances...:lmao
AussieFanKurt
07-16-2012, 03:52 AM
there's hardly any stories in here
mouse
07-16-2012, 04:43 AM
there's hardly any stories in here
Once upon a time.....
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