Obstructed View's retarded takes

[Monostradamus]

He's got so many bad ones I can't keep track, so please everybody add to this thread all confirmed retarded takes by OV. His takes are so stupid that they can kinda be viewed as performance art imho.

Obviously at the top of the list is his crowning achievement, his masterpiece, his Guernica.

1. Dwight Howard is the black Kevin Love.

[Monostradamus]

It's a minor piece, but just this week we also had him saying that after getting Kaman, Brand, Collison, and Mayo, that the Mavericks are a lottery team.

[DMC]

The Spurs would have won in 2000-Mav if Blair wasn't benched after the AS break. The Spurs were on a 70 game pace tbh.

:depressed ring blocked by someone with ACLs.

[MI21]

I'm not big on his arrogance, particularly with his shitful takes.

[vy65]

He just signed a contract last year. Wonder if someone will be dumb enough to bid on him.

literally 2 posts later


Yeah, he's definitely worth a risk for that. I figured it was some percentage of his salary. :toast

lol black kevin love
lol racist
lol obstructed poo

[Findog]

He's got so many bad ones I can't keep track, so please everybody add to this thread all confirmed retarded takes by OV. His takes are so stupid that they can kinda be viewed as performance art imho.

Obviously at the top of the list is his crowning achievement, his masterpiece, his Guernica.

1. Dwight Howard is the black Kevin Love.

link?

[Monostradamus]

link?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5650767&postcount=75

i gotta find another classic: current old Duncan is better defensively than Dwight Howard :lmao

[Findog]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5650767&postcount=75

i gotta find another classic: current old Duncan is better defensively than Dwight Howard :lmao

Obstructed View says Ringo's solo work outpaces that of John, Paul and George.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Comparing Dwight to a statpadding cocky asshole who's never seen a second of playoff basketball

[jjktkk]

He's got so many bad ones I can't keep track, so please everybody add to this thread all confirmed retarded takes by OV. His takes are so stupid that they can kinda be viewed as performance art imho.

Obviously at the top of the list is his crowning achievement, his masterpiece, his Guernica.

1. Dwight Howard is the black Kevin Love.

WTF. Comparing two players who play different positions and have completely different games. :lol

[ginobili's bald spot]

D-Rob>Hakeem?:lol



Robinson vs. Hakeem head to head: Robinson 34 wins, Hakeem 14 wins. Just because Hakeem played over his head for four games doesn't make him the superior player. Robinson's teams were upset in the playoffs more often than they weren't. It's not an accomplishment for a team that rested all their starters at the end of the season while everyone else had to play. It's amazing that Robinson could win championships when he was surrounded by talented players, too. :rolleyes

[djohn2oo8]

D-Rob>Hakeem?:lol
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4n1a232qi1r44q7k.gif

:lolbstructed Vi:lolw

[monosylab1k]

LOLOLOL the guy who curbstomped Robinson when both were at their absolute primes isn't as good as Robinson???????

[Spurs da champs]

lol Then we you try & question his dumbass takes he gets butthurt as hell.

[Findog]

Obstructed View prefers Olive Garden over Campisi's when it comes to fine Italian dining.

[Findog]

Obstructed View would go with a confident, mature woman like Sarah Jessica Parker over Kate Upton.

[DMC]

Obstructed View would go with a confident, mature gelding like Sarah Jessica Parker over women like Kate Upton.
fify

[Findog]

Obstructed View thinks Dirk Nowitzki made a big mistake moving on from Crystal Taylor with Jessica Olsson.

[monosylab1k]

Obstructed View thinks Louis CK is the white Tyler Perry.

[Spurs da champs]

Obstructed View thinks Louis CK is the white Tyler Perry.

:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Obstructed_View cheered when the OJ verdict was read.

[Findog]

Obstructed View says now is a good time to invest in Blackberry stock.

[DMC]

O_V believes the best medical treatments are found in Nuevo Leon.

[Clipper Nation]

O_V thinks the mission really was accomplished in 2003...

[JJ Hickson]

Obstructed View says Jerry Sandusky is a great babysitter.

[DeadlyDynasty]

"Derek Fisher is an elite defender." - O_V

[Obstructed_View]

O_V thinks the private sector is doing fine.

[monosylab1k]

Obstructed View thinks posting in this thread will make him look less retarded in our eyes.

[monosylab1k]

"Derek Fisher is an elite defender." - O_V

:rollin:rollin

I forgot about det one

[pass1st]

With a name like obstructed view, has anybody just thought he's a dedicated troll?

[ginobili's bald spot]

:rollin:rollin

I forgot about det one

That's real?:lmao It's telling that I couldn't differentiate one of his real takes apart from the joke takes.

[tesseractive]

With a name like obstructed view, has anybody just thought he's a dedicated troll?

I just assumed it was a reference to Hemisfair Arena, which was noted for having quite a few obstructed view seats.

[pass1st]

I just assumed it was a reference to Hemisfair Arena, which was noted for having quite a few obstructed view seats.

I hope for his sake it isn't, anybody who thinks Dwight is a black Kevin Love has an extra chromosome.

[Venti Quattro]

Who's worse, him or ChumpDumper? :lmao

[Reck]

With a name like obstructed view, has anybody just thought he's a dedicated troll?

That's some dedication and effort. lol

[mavs>spurs]

Who's worse, him or ChumpDumper? :lmao

ChumpDumper is the worst poster to have 70,000 posts, he's in a class all by himself.

[Lincoln]

They both suck ass.

:lol voted as all-ST by GNSF's

[redzero]

Obstructed View still thinks Weezer is good.

[Samuel Eto'o]

awww redzero did a music snob version

[mavs>spurs]

In order to get a more accurate reading, you have to take each posters shittyness rating and multiply it by number of posts.

For instance, poster A has a shittyness rating of 95 but he's only posted 30,000 times, so in all he's spread like 2,850,000 turds all over spurstalk.

Poster B may have a slightly lower rating at like 85 and rarely actually engage in decent convo, but he has 70,000 posts for a total adjusted rating of 5,950,000.

Obviously ChumpDumper is worse and it isn't even close.

[TE]

Chump is an expert when it comes to minor league basketball. He understands transactions that occur in the league better than probably 90% of the posters on this site, I'll give him all that.


But he's a confirmed gay. :lol

[TE]

O_V is just horrible though IMO

[DMC]

They both suck ass.

:lol voted as all-ST by GNSF's
What is "all-ST" anyhow? Does it mean GNSF sees your name so damn often they just vote for you out of repetition?