All NBA Douchebag Team

[Calispursfan11]

Starters:

PF K-Love
SF Legone
C Dwightmare Howard
SG Kobe-bean
PG Westbrick

Bench:

Jason Nut-puncher Terry
Krissy Humphries
Christina Bosh
Carmela Anthony
Anna Drew Bynum
Lamar Kardashian

[Venti Quattro]

Tony Motherparker is not in the list?

[Calispursfan11]

Tony Motherparker is not in the list?

LOL, I thought about it, but I am too much of a homer to admit it.

[pass1st]

Wouldn't call Bosh a douchebag, tbh. Potentially homosexual? Yes. Crybaby? Yes.

[Calispursfan11]

You're right. He may be too in touch with his femininity to make the cut. He was iffy at best for this list but he is on the Heat which makes it less of a stretch. Also, even if not technically a douche, he may need to douche from time to time.

[TSA]

Starters:

PF K-Love
SF Legone
C Dwightmare Howard
SG Kobe-bean
PG Westbrick

Bench:

Jason Nut-puncher Terry
Krissy Humphries
Christina Bosh
Carmela Anthony
Anna Drew Bynum
Lamar Kardashian

You really suck at being funny, so stop.

[#1 Timmys Fan]

Starters:

PF K-Love
SF Legone
C Dwightmare Howard
SG Kobe-bean
PG Westbrick

Bench:

Jason Nut-puncher Terry
Krissy Humphries
Christina Bosh
Carmela Anthony
Anna Drew Bynum
Lamar Kardashian



Even Lefty thinks this shit is corny.

[racm]

Bosh isn't enough of a dick to be a douche. In fact he's too funny to be one.

[Calispursfan11]

Bosh isn't enough of a dick to be a douche. In fact he's too funny to be one.

That pic of Bosh you got there. That's just LOL.

[Calispursfan11]

Even Lefty thinks this shit is corny.

Did I just get dissed by Lefty's troll up there? LOL.

[spursfan1000]

How is KG not in this?

[Calispursfan11]

I see a few of you are taking issue with Bosh. Ok, so he cries too much to be a real douche. However, the rest of my list is beyond reproach as they are all turbo douche wankers.

[Calispursfan11]

How is KG not in this?

That guy is also a douche. How could I have forgotten that guy? What an asshole.

[spursfan1000]

That guy is also a douche. How could I have forgotten that guy? What an asshole.

Major fail tbh, he was one of the first guys i thought of, other then Terry

[Calispursfan11]

After seeing racm's sig, this just had to be posted. This shit is priceless.

http://www.imjusthating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/internet-memes-seor-gif-white-team-victory.gif

[spursfan1000]

After seeing racm's sig, this just had to be posted. This shit is priceless.

http://www.imjusthating.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/internet-memes-seor-gif-white-team-victory.gif

he sure looks like a douche :lol

[Stabula]

Chris Bosh looks like he wouldn't mind being center stage in a bukkake pit. Either way he's a douchebag by association.

[Kai]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1nr29AVzm1qcmnsoo1_400.png

[Stabula]

Is that someone from Fall Out Boy?

[smaka]

Where is JaWhale McGee?

[Stabula]

I know he's long retired but we have to pay homage to the biggest asshole to ever play the sport. Karl Malone.

[rayjayjohnson]

Where is JaWhale McGee?

Hey. Hey. HEY! No slighting my boy JaVale.

[bus driver]

Tony Motherparker is not in the list?

hes on the IR; eye

[Sportcamper]

T Woods
T Parker
Kobe Bean
J Kidd
K Malone
D Williams
R Artest
Birdman
Coached by Sandusky…

[jeebus]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1nr29AVzm1qcmnsoo1_400.png

Ricky Rubio minus the beard?

[ElNono]

No friendkiller?

[whitemamba]

Ricky Rubio minus the beard?

thats what i thought

[Calispursfan11]

Whitemamba has arrived. This thread is officially smokin.

[whitemamba]

Whitemamba has arrived. This thread is officially smokin.


lol wtf

[Clipper Nation]

PG: Rondo
SG: Kobrick
SF: Melo
PF: Kevin Love
C: Dwight

Dishonorable Mentions: Harden, KG, Blatche, Andre Miller, Elton Brand

[namlook]

Paul and Griffin should be on this list somewhere.

[lakerhaterade]

Paul and Griffin should be on this list somewhere.

:lol you mad cause monkeyball bullies dose lakers?

[namlook]

:lol you mad cause monkeyball bullies dose lakers?

I was too busy trying to find a Clipper's banner in the Staples rafters. Maybe they should hang one each time they make the playoffs. :lmao

[Latarian Milton]

melo doesn't even make the starting 5 :lmao

[Latarian Milton]

unless your a butthurt fan from cleveland, you don't have no legit reason to hate that nigga bron really

[Girasuck]

Can't believe Wet Willie West isn't on the list.

[Clipper Nation]

Paul and Griffin should be on this list somewhere.
I'll give you that Griffin's kind of an asshole (not nearly as much as Love or Garnett though), but CP3? Nah, B....

[HarlemHeat37]

PG Rajon Rondo
SG Kobe Bryant
SF Matt Barnes
PF Demarcus Cousins
C Dwight Howard

Bench
G Deron Williams
G Russell Westbrook
G JR Smith
G Fat PGs
F Danny Granger
F Kevin Love
F Blake Griffin
F Serge Ibaka
C Kendrick Perkins
C Ryan Hollins
C Joakim Noah

[Edward]

You're missing Derrick Rose, Harlem

[HarlemHeat37]

I don't consider him an NBA player anymore, tbh, now that he's lost his athleticism:lol..

:lol relying on brain that didn't even dare to attempt the SATs..

[Edward]

:lmao

[Stabula]

CP3 always has a nasty look on his face. He just looks like an asshole.

[ElNono]

Forgot about Cousins... that dude is fucked in the head, IMO.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Jason terry no doubt

[namlook]

Kind of funny to read Coach K's comments in today's article after so many people here included Kobe in their lists.

"He carried himself way above his peers," Krzyzewski reflects. "He continues to do that. He really is the guy I respect most playing basketball today."

"Piers asked me to name the [all-time] starting five that you would like to have on your team, and I said: 'It has to be on accomplishment, but I would always take Bill Russell … and I said there are three guys on the Dream Team that, in their prime, I would have loved to have coached every one of them. Michael [Jordan] obviously, but Larry [Bird] and Magic [Johnson]. And I said from this generation, I would have liked Kobe [Bryant]."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/jul/25/kobe-bryant-olympic-team-usa

[Jodelo]

There he is, the biggest homer!

[namlook]

There he is, the biggest homer!

Someone should tell Coach K you said that. :lmao

[tesseractive]

unless your a butthurt fan from cleveland, you don't have no legit reason to hate that nigga bron really

There are plenty of reasons -- not 1, not 2, not 3, .... :lol

[TheSanityAnnex]

You really suck at being funny, so stop.

:lol i agree..

[TheSanityAnnex]

PG Rajon Rondo
SG Kobe Bryant
SF Matt Barnes
PF Demarcus Cousins
C Dwight Howard

Bench
G Deron Williams
G Russell Westbrook
G JR Smith
G Fat PGs
F Danny Granger
F Kevin Love
F Blake Griffin
F Serge Ibaka
C Kendrick Perkins
C Ryan Hollins
C Joakim Noah

:lol..:lol

[HarlemHeat37]

Kind of funny to read Coach K's comments in today's article after so many people here included Kobe in their lists.

"He carried himself way above his peers," Krzyzewski reflects. "He continues to do that. He really is the guy I respect most playing basketball today."

"Piers asked me to name the [all-time] starting five that you would like to have on your team, and I said: 'It has to be on accomplishment, but I would always take Bill Russell … and I said there are three guys on the Dream Team that, in their prime, I would have loved to have coached every one of them. Michael [Jordan] obviously, but Larry [Bird] and Magic [Johnson]. And I said from this generation, I would have liked Kobe [Bryant]."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/jul/25/kobe-bryant-olympic-team-usa

What does that have to do with Kobe being a douchebag?..

If you're going to quote a coach's opinion of Kobe, I'd rather you quote Phil Jackson, tbh..

[Bynumite]

It's funny to me how people's perception of Lebron changed since he rang, dude's a major douche or maybe it's just spurfans and their "Ride Lebron dick 24/7" agenda.

[tesseractive]

It's funny to me how people's perception of Lebron changed since he rang, dude's a major douche or maybe it's just spurfans and their "Ride Lebron dick 24/7" agenda.

Not saying he's not a douche, but I definitely have more respect for LeBron after this season. It's hard to respect a guy who considers himself one of the all-time greats but shits the bed every time the season's on the line. This season he came up huge when it mattered most and got it done. I respect the hell out of that.

[Bynumite]

If you're a douche, you're a douche. Ring or no ring, doesn't change that.

And i'm not solely referring to Lebron's on court behavior when i say he's a douche.

[namlook]

What does that have to do with Kobe being a douchebag?..

Because if Coach K respects the way Kobe carries himself, says he carries himself above his peers, and he respects him more than any current NBA player, its pretty obvious that Kobe is at the bottom of Coach K's douche list. What legendary coach would respect the way a douche carries himself?

[ElNono]

http://i568.photobucket.com/albums/ss124/ComeinPeace/lebron-james-dancing-o.gif

[Bynumite]

^In that situation, any other coach not named Potato Head would say:

"Sit yo ass down nigga!"

Bynum got benched for less tbh :lol