View Full Version : Dirk's wedding
InRareForm
07-30-2012, 08:21 PM
http://www.jambonewspot.com/photos-dirk-nowitski-weds-and-dnaces-to-mugiithi-in-kenya/
lefty
07-30-2012, 09:15 PM
Obama approves
HeatChamps
07-30-2012, 10:03 PM
Dirk loves his pussy black.
jeebus
07-30-2012, 10:10 PM
:lol
Leetonidas
07-30-2012, 10:27 PM
Dirk is down with the swirl
irishock
07-30-2012, 10:27 PM
Dirk looks awful with the long hair. He was attracting all sorts of gays in Dallas with his buzzcut
Floyd Pacquiao
07-30-2012, 11:00 PM
lol dirk got jungle fever
HeatChamps
07-30-2012, 11:46 PM
Dirk should try double dipping. That way he gets the best of both worlds.
Latarian Milton
07-31-2012, 12:06 AM
this marks the end of the badass german allah who never seemed aging & tired, and the start of TOSB dirk era :cry
scanry
07-31-2012, 12:42 AM
Man Dirk is one weird dude. That's reaching the 70's level of hippies and crack heads. :wow Atleast he got rid of that other chick.
http://jambonewspotcom1.jambonewspot.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Dirk_wedding2.jpg
http://jambonewspotcom1.jambonewspot.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Dirk2.png (http://www.jambonewspot.com/photos-dirk-nowitski-weds-and-dnaces-to-mugiithi-in-kenya/dirk2/)
ginobili's bald spot
07-31-2012, 02:27 AM
Man Dirk is one weird dude. That's reaching the 70's level of hippies and crack heads. :wow Atleast he got rid of that other chick.
http://jambonewspotcom1.jambonewspot.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Dirk_wedding2.jpg
http://jambonewspotcom1.jambonewspot.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Dirk2.png (http://www.jambonewspot.com/photos-dirk-nowitski-weds-and-dnaces-to-mugiithi-in-kenya/dirk2/)
The fuck? :lol
Landon Donofag
07-31-2012, 02:48 AM
WTF?
:lmao
this marks the end of the badass german allah who never seemed aging & tired, and the start of TOSB dirk era :cry
I thought that started after he won a championship tbh.
Trainwreck2100
07-31-2012, 04:15 AM
Oh dirk, I weep for you were the best of us
Brazil
07-31-2012, 07:51 AM
Man Dirk is one weird dude. That's reaching the 70's level of hippies and crack heads. :wow Atleast he got rid of that other chick.
http://jambonewspotcom1.jambonewspot.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Dirk_wedding2.jpg
http://jambonewspotcom1.jambonewspot.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Dirk2.png (http://www.jambonewspot.com/photos-dirk-nowitski-weds-and-dnaces-to-mugiithi-in-kenya/dirk2/)
:lmao wtf ?
AussieFanKurt
07-31-2012, 07:54 AM
Is this The Onion?
Trill Clinton
07-31-2012, 08:20 AM
props to Dirk.
he has a good woman this time. wish them both nothing but happiness and a fruitful marriage:toast
lebomb
07-31-2012, 08:35 AM
Tell em Trill...........these hatin ass virgins clowing Dirk. He got him some good moogumbo up in this camp!!! :eyebrows
DUNCANownsKOBE
07-31-2012, 08:48 AM
Are you two^ related to the jungle bunny Dirk's marrying?
weebo
07-31-2012, 09:15 AM
Looks like Dikembe Mutumbo made the wedding in that second pic.
lebomb
07-31-2012, 09:16 AM
Are you two^ related to the jungle bunny Dirk's marrying?
She is my cousin muthafawka!!!! :pimpslap
This is probably the craziest shit ever. wtf. Dirk Nowhitegirls.
pass1st
07-31-2012, 03:23 PM
Dirk's grandfather must be rolling in his unmarked grave
Lincoln
07-31-2012, 03:25 PM
She is Kenyan I believe. Much better than crystal Taylor tbh
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/281/206/cvimages_crop_340x234.jpg?1310608344
http://videos.brokencurve.com/76e08b1fee7648e888a06db0ea3280a2.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wvzGQG0RyzI/UAjvte8odMI/AAAAAAAAEXE/yle2HjI0h0g/s1600/IMG_0908-Jessica-Olsson-240x300.jpg
She's got a white girl name tho- Jessica Olsson
cantthinkofanything
07-31-2012, 03:26 PM
wait...who's going to clean up the Jefferson's pad now?
cantthinkofanything
07-31-2012, 03:31 PM
ah...just saw some better pics...
although when I Googled "Dirk's wife", this was one of the pictures...
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f149/357132d1335598047-man-three-eyes-bill_durks7.jpg
redzero
07-31-2012, 03:34 PM
Making Robert DeNiro proud.
cantthinkofanything
07-31-2012, 03:49 PM
Congratulations :toast
Thanks. It was tough but I knew that my exhaustive knowledge of the blues would eventually give me the victory.
whitemamba
07-31-2012, 04:08 PM
aryan race dirk.. goin for a black chick>? wtf
HeatChamps
07-31-2012, 04:12 PM
Boris Becker did the same. Dirk just following his footsteps.
tenbeersbold
07-31-2012, 04:26 PM
German guys DIG black women cause there aint none here,literally! Black women get stared at pretty hard even here and I live in the heart of oh-so cosmopolitan Frankfurt
Seriously the German idea of immigration is a bunch of OTHER white folks from Eastern Europe.
Funy that we got lots of Italians here but practically no Frenchies...I wunder why ;)
cantthinkofanything
07-31-2012, 04:27 PM
why does it matter what race he marries?
I wish nothing but the best for him and his smart athletic babies.
The Gemini Method
07-31-2012, 04:48 PM
He loves the ebony...good for him--happiness is hard to find whatever makes him happy is all that should really matters.
whitemamba
07-31-2012, 05:00 PM
why does it matter what race he marries?
I wish nothing but the best for him and his smart athletic babies.
this is ST, he married her so we can talk shit
lurker
07-31-2012, 06:01 PM
People should just be glad this one doesn't look like Jerry Stackhouse in a wig.
Latarian Milton
07-31-2012, 07:38 PM
he marrying a black so his kids can also play some monkey ball and represent the US in olympic games when they're grown, imagine what a complete super beast it'd be if dirk has some above-average athleticism with the same skillset
Jacob1983
08-01-2012, 12:00 AM
Isn't his woman half Swedish and half Kenyan? What's wrong with Dirk marrying this lady? If Dirk likes to do weird African dances with his wife and her family, then why not? That's how he rolls.
Spurtacus
08-01-2012, 12:15 AM
Waiting for the 'Hitler finds out Dirk Nowitzki marries a black woman' youtube video
mabrignani
08-01-2012, 01:33 AM
if obama had a son, i would look like a full kenyan version of dirks kid.....
who by the way will probably be a beast of an athlete
Latarian Milton
08-01-2012, 08:28 AM
Isn't his woman half Swedish and half Kenyan? What's wrong with Dirk marrying this lady? If Dirk likes to do weird African dances with his wife and her family, then why not? That's how he rolls.
dirk has no interest in asian ladies so there's nothing you need to worry about tbh
Trill Clinton
08-01-2012, 09:32 AM
why does it matter what race he marries?
I wish nothing but the best for him and his smart athletic babies.
my nigga :toast
TheRealCB
08-01-2012, 10:50 AM
he marrying a black so his kids can also play some monkey ball and represent the US in olympic games when they're grown, imagine what a complete super beast it'd be if dirk has some above-average athleticism with the same skillset
My first thoughts exactly son:toast
scanry
08-01-2012, 11:27 AM
he marrying a black so his kids can also play some monkey ball and represent the US in olympic games when they're grown, imagine what a complete super beast it'd be if dirk has some above-average athleticism with the same skillset
The reason he's lasted this long is because he's not some Blake Griffinish Monkey baller. He's more of a finesse player like Bird & Magic. Jordan & Nique revolutionized monkey ball and very few players have sustained it for more than 4-5 seasons.
Duncan was a beast for about 4-5 years and he sure as hell is glad that he learned a few fundamentals along the way. Man Vince Carter became a different player after his athleticism went south.
lakerhaterade
08-01-2012, 11:30 AM
dirk gonna plow det Kenyan bootay
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