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pass1st
07-31-2012, 03:27 PM
was as black as KG, would he be more popular or less popular? Would Sterling pay him more or less? Would he be as protected by Stern?

lefty
07-31-2012, 03:28 PM
If he was any blacker, he would be put in a cage TBH

Lincoln
07-31-2012, 03:30 PM
monkeyball

I'm a trend setter. I set trends.

Clipper Nation
07-31-2012, 03:30 PM
Son, it don't matter if he was white, black, latino, or Asian, he'd be getting the max simply because of all the tickets he's selling, tbh.....

Also, if Griffin was even half as protected by $tern as people say he is, dude would never need to flop once in his life, tbh.....

Bynumite
07-31-2012, 03:59 PM
^lol trying way too hard to justify monkeyball's flops :lmao

Maybe he flops because he has no fundamentals and no game outside dunks, maybe he flops because he's a bitch albino nigga etc.

Using Stern and an alleged lack of calls to justify flops :lmao

whitemamba
07-31-2012, 04:04 PM
Son, it don't matter if he was white, black, latino, or Asian, he'd be getting the max simply because of all the tickets he's selling, tbh.....

Also, if Griffin was even half as protected by $tern as people say he is, dude would never need to flop once in his life, tbh.....


guy is garbage man, take away his athleticism and hes a scrub. get of his nuts, keep suckin cp's dick, at least he knows how to play

pass1st
07-31-2012, 04:11 PM
Son, it don't matter if he was white, black, latino, or Asian, he'd be getting the max simply because of all the tickets he's selling, tbh.....

Also, if Griffin was even half as protected by $tern as people say he is, dude would never need to flop once in his life, tbh.....

I don't think do, tbh. Sterling is known to be a racist

Kai
07-31-2012, 04:16 PM
guy is garbage man, take away his athleticism and hes a scrub. get of his nuts, keep suckin cp's dick, at least he knows how to play

Well it's a good thing he has his athleticism. The dude is overrated like crazy by casuals, but Blake Griffin is not garbage and is the best thing that has ever happened to the Clippers.

Creepn
07-31-2012, 04:25 PM
Blake Griffin garbage? No.

Creepn
07-31-2012, 04:37 PM
Because of his athleticism, it's "monkeyball"? The I guess all the asians play "pandaball" and whites play "slothball". Nah more like " shitball".

Clipper Nation
07-31-2012, 04:41 PM
Well it's a good thing he has his athleticism. The dude is overrated like crazy by casuals, but Blake Griffin is not garbage and is the best thing that has ever happened to the Clippers.

He's been a 20/10 guy since minute one in the league, clearly he's doing SOMETHING right, tbh.... it's also his third year coming up, give him some time to add to that repertoire....

Clipper Nation
07-31-2012, 04:42 PM
^lol trying way too hard to justify monkeyball's flops :lmao

Maybe he flops because he has no fundamentals and no game outside dunks, maybe he flops because he's a bitch albino nigga etc.

Using Stern and an alleged lack of calls to justify flops :lmao

I'll take the occasional flop over an elbow-flinging tantrum during every loss, tbh....

Bynumite
07-31-2012, 04:59 PM
I'll take the occasional flop over an elbow-flinging tantrum during every loss, tbh....

Spoken like a true fl0p city fan. It's a man's game, son.

And saying "occasional flop" is an understatement. It's 48 minutes of flopping hell with the monkeyballers.

whitemamba
07-31-2012, 05:01 PM
Spoken like a true fl0p city fan. It's a man's game, son.

And saying "occasional flop" is an understatement. It's 48 minutes of flopping hell with the monkeyballers.

he also bitches and complains a lot tbh

Clipper Nation
07-31-2012, 05:01 PM
Spoken like a true fl0p city fan. It's a man's game, son.
It's a toddler's game when Bynum, Artest, and Kobrick bring them elbows out, tbh...


It's 48 minutes of flopping hell with the monkeyballers.
Yeah, Pau really should cut back on the flopping....

Clipper Nation
07-31-2012, 05:07 PM
he also bitches and complains a lot tbh

So does every single other player in the NBA today, tbh... :lol

whitemamba
07-31-2012, 05:19 PM
So does every single other player in the NBA today, tbh... :lol

yeah, but you need to earn some respect before u start crying after every call

Juggity
07-31-2012, 05:28 PM
It's too early to say if "monkeyball" will doom Griffin's career to an early peak and quick decline. All we know right now is that his stats are pretty good for a second year player, having just put up two 20/10 seasons in row shooting >50%. Those stats are roughly comparable to Duncan at the same point in their careers, though Duncan was probably putting up those stats in a much more sustainable fashion.

Blake's far from the best player in the league, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want a dude with that much potential on my team.

Bynumite
07-31-2012, 05:32 PM
It's a toddler's game when Bynum, Artest, and Kobrick bring them elbows out, tbh...


Seriously, how do you go from supporting a team filled with floppers to jumping on the LA Kings bandwagon... that's like total opposite ends of the spectrum.


Yeah, Pau really should cut back on the flopping....

Every team in the nba has 1/2 floppers but flop city took it to the next level.

A franchise where the majority of the players flop like bitches... that's unheard of tbh.

Latarian Milton
07-31-2012, 07:18 PM
sitting out his entire rookie season speaks for itself imho, monkeyball better enjoy playing while he can still play this way. he's nothing w/o athleticism and taking away his athleticism ain't just hypothesis tbh

FuzzyLumpkins
07-31-2012, 07:55 PM
Looks like there are hipsters in all walks and subjects of life.

Clipper Nation
07-31-2012, 07:56 PM
sitting out his entire rookie season speaks for itself imho
He played all 82 games the following season, B...

DMC
07-31-2012, 10:03 PM
I'm a trend setter. I set trends.


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3448694&postcount=8

Calispursfan11
07-31-2012, 10:23 PM
Griffin's athleticism overshadows any skill he may have. That doesn't mean he is totally lacking in skill, but it's just hard to see.

Calispursfan11
07-31-2012, 10:25 PM
If he was any blacker, he would be put in a cage TBH

Agree QF.

racm
08-01-2012, 07:42 AM
It's too early to say if "monkeyball" will doom Griffin's career to an early peak and quick decline. All we know right now is that his stats are pretty good for a second year player, having just put up two 20/10 seasons in row shooting >50%. Those stats are roughly comparable to Duncan at the same point in their careers, though Duncan was probably putting up those stats in a much more sustainable fashion.

Blake's far from the best player in the league, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want a dude with that much potential on my team.

By Duncan's second year he had a Finals MVP, two All-NBA First Team selections, and two All-Defensive Team selections.

TDMVPDPOY
08-01-2012, 08:19 AM
how many kia cars has he sold already?

djohn2oo8
08-01-2012, 08:29 AM
Maybe if he adds to his game and stops staring everyone down after every dunk; he might not have a career ending injury.

TheRealCB
08-01-2012, 10:47 AM
By Duncan's second year he had a Finals MVP, two All-NBA First Team selections, and two All-Defensive Team selections.

He specifically said "stats",idiot,not "accomplishments".

whitemamba
08-01-2012, 01:56 PM
Maybe if he adds to his game and stops staring everyone down after every dunk; he might not have a career ending injury.

:rollin:rollin:rollin

pass1st
08-01-2012, 02:23 PM
how many kia cars has he sold already?

I've been seeing more Latins driving those cheap ass Rios lately, so he probably has had an impact.

Bynumite
08-01-2012, 02:36 PM
I've been seeing more Latins driving those cheap ass Rios lately, so he probably has had an impact.

Give a car model a random spanish name and it's a guarantee beaners are all over it.

Kia Rio, Ford Fiesta, Toyota Taco, Hyundai Wetback... not spanish but you get the point.

whitemamba
08-01-2012, 02:40 PM
Give a car model a random spanish name and it's a guarantee beaners are all over it.

Kia Rio, Ford Fiesta, Toyota Taco, Hyundai Wetback... not spanish but you get the point.

wetback? is that a full size van? does it come in brown?

Kidd K
08-01-2012, 06:13 PM
Being entirely honest, I think he'd be less popular if he was as black as KG. Unless he acted like a rapper thug and sold his own line of gold chains and rims. White people like Blake. If he was black like KG, he'd be just another dumb nig with a huge vertical to those people.

I don't think he'd be any less protected by the NBA, because dude gets hammered a lot and very rarely is anyone suspended for it. It isn't like a Steve Nash situation where you can't even bump him into some padding without getting suspended for two games despite not hurting him at all.

Not to mention, Stern loves any monkeyballers that bring in casual viewers. Those players always get protected and artificially boosted through favorable officiating.



I'm a trend setter. I set trends.

"monkeyball" is a commonly used term around here. Using it doesn't equate to trend setting.