View Full Version : Post your One Sentence Meltdown and/or Rant
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 06:57 PM
One sentence-- as long or short-- as you like about anything...here is mine;
"Put down the fuckin' cell phone and drive-motherfucker before I fuckin ram your piece of shit car!!!!"
Blake
07-31-2012, 07:12 PM
”Pop has had two seasons now with Splitter...and in two seasons...he has not been able to "find time" to try and integrate his only two players approaching 7 feet....thisistheNBA where being tall is something that can't be taught...on top of that Splitter is not just some "serviceable' "blue collar" role player...hecan actually beanasset by his mere presence on the court with his vision, passing, and basketball IQ...but fuckhead coach has pissed away two seasons....”
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 07:15 PM
”Pop has had two seasons now with Splitter...and in two seasons...he has not been able to "find time" to try and integrate his only two players approaching 7 feet....thisistheNBA where being tall is something that can't be taught...on top of that Splitter is not just some "serviceable' "blue collar" role player...hecan actually beanasset by his mere presence on the court with his vision, passing, and basketball IQ...but fuckhead coach has pissed away two seasons....”
That is fuckin' gold there!
Yes!
Here is another one...
"Hey, I'm walking here you jagoff!"
Blake
07-31-2012, 07:22 PM
I drive a 2012 Ford Mustang 5.0 six-speed manual fuckhead!
Blake
07-31-2012, 07:24 PM
I might just go terrorize the neighborhood and scare the shit out of women and children after watching this stupid coach get the whole team embarrassed!
TDMVPDPOY
07-31-2012, 07:49 PM
eat a dick Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 07:49 PM
I might just go terrorize the neighborhood and scare the shit out of women and children after watching this stupid coach get the whole team embarrassed!
Make some up of your own Blake- those are already certified gold.
Be creative.
I give you guys two--count em--two fucking threads to use your brains if you think you are so fucking smart...
all you can come up with is ankle-biting and trying to attack the OP...
no creative talent anywhere around here...
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 07:50 PM
eat a dick Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_
:lolyou got the dreaded---luck the fakers...
SourCandy
07-31-2012, 08:27 PM
Put some shoes on for fuck sake this ain't the beach...no one wants to see your ugly ass feet.
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 08:30 PM
Put some shoes on for fuck sake this ain't the beach...no one wants to see your ugly ass feet.
Yes, someone creative...:toast
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 08:37 PM
How is that creative?
At least she stayed on topic and posted something that any of you idiots could do if you stopped being little pussies.
At least she used her brain, something you have never tried doing.
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 08:39 PM
Hey lady, thanks for bringing you four sugar-buzzed kids into this restaurant and sitting right next to me- they are so fucking adorable and so fuckin' energetic you stupid whore!!!!
Your threads are shit son. I dont take them seriously.
Your threads is where I take my dumps.
LOL add on edit.
What a faggot. :lol
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 08:42 PM
Your threads are shit son. I dont take them seriously.
Your threads is where I take my dumps.
Stay the fuck out then.
You bitch and moan no matter what.
Clipper Nation
07-31-2012, 08:44 PM
Another classic one-sentence meltdown....
At least she stayed on topic and posted something that any of you idiots could do if you stopped being little pussies.
Heres my contribution..
Stay the fuck out then.
You bitch and moan no matter what.
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 08:50 PM
"Put that coffee down. Coffee's for closers only.!"
Great fuckin movie...
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 08:52 PM
"No, I don't want to give you my fuckin address, phone # and email address and no I don't want to apply for your stupid credit card-just put the fucking receipt in the goddamn bag. Goodbye!"
Clipper Nation
07-31-2012, 08:52 PM
You are so fake and pretentious that all you can do is try and promote yourself because there is really nothing else to you.
I Seem to be having trouble making friends... Any of you fuckin' pricks got any suggestions?
He revealed that he lurked here for two years! Two fuckin years and then he signed up to---get this--- he signed up to come after me!
You know what faggot?
You were gonna be one of my characters...but you are too worthless to even have a retard role!!!!
ooops....I mean "special needs" child....sorry...:lmao
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 08:54 PM
How much non-stop gold can I give you losers?
Amazing.
ChumpDumper
07-31-2012, 08:55 PM
How much non-stop gold can I give you losers?Hey, a new one!
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 08:56 PM
Hey, a new one!
Blake-humper-where you been?
70,000 posts wearing on you? :lmao
ChumpDumper
07-31-2012, 09:00 PM
:cry I missed the object of my obsession! :cry
Blake-humper-where you been?
70,000 posts wearing on you? :lmao
Is that really all you have? Post count smack?
Boring fuckstick.
Make some up of your own Blake- those are already certified gold.
Be creative.
I give you guys two--count em--two fucking threads to use your brains if you think you are so fucking smart...
all you can come up with is ankle-biting and trying to attack the OP...
no creative talent anywhere around here...
Hint: Stop making stupid threads, people will stop attacking the OP.
Venti Quattro
07-31-2012, 11:08 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa god fucking damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 11:27 PM
Hint: Stop making stupid threads, people will stop attacking the OP.
Was this thread any more stupid than the porn name thread?
Both were about the same.
Blake
07-31-2012, 11:38 PM
Yeah, this one is slightly more stupid, mostly because everyone but you knows this will end in one of your patented meltdowns
lakerhaterade
07-31-2012, 11:46 PM
Another shitty thread by the forum jizz rag.
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 11:56 PM
Yeah, this one is slightly more stupid, mostly because everyone but you knows this will end in one of your patented meltdowns
That would actually belong in this thread.
You're still trying too hard Chump-lite-and you are still failing.
silverblk mystix
07-31-2012, 11:56 PM
Another shitty thread by the forum jizz rag.
Sup Troll of another troll?
lakerhaterade
08-01-2012, 12:00 AM
Sup Troll of another troll?
:lol thinking I'm someone's troll
Blake
08-01-2012, 12:12 AM
That would actually belong in this thread.
You're still trying too hard Chump-lite-and you are still failing.
I don't try very hard. You usually melt down all on your own.
Jacob1983
08-01-2012, 12:37 AM
Fuck's sake man, you're amateur! LMAO Christian Bale rant. Still funny after 3 years.
lebomb
08-01-2012, 11:31 AM
"you stupid son of a mufawkin punk ass bitch made faggot, why are you putting on ya fawkin brakes, when their aint a gat dayumed mufawkin soul in front of ya broken azz, inspection failing piece of shit azzed bullshit wanna be hooptie car"!!!! "....have a great day"!
lebomb
08-01-2012, 11:38 AM
281/1604 That is all.
Basically you summed up what I was sayin. LOL But, add in 151/Hwy 90......1604/151........... 410/10 ........ 1604/10n to Boerne
Dayumit!!!! Im getting fawkin pissed just thinkin about that gawtdayumed piece of shit highway sytem and interchanges and the stupid azz driving the wrong speed and direction drunk biatches!!!! *UHHHHHHH!!!!!* :ihit :bang
lakerhaterade
08-01-2012, 11:40 AM
holy shit lebomb is a despicable poster.
lebomb
08-01-2012, 11:42 AM
holy shit lebomb is a despicable poster.
..........Kiss my azz you piece of donkey shit!!! ....... have a great day. :toast
lakerhaterade
08-01-2012, 11:43 AM
..........Kiss my azz you piece of donkey shit!!! ....... have a great day. :toast
Kill yourself.
spurs_fan_in_exile
08-01-2012, 11:54 AM
If you don't want me to take a piss in the middle of your living room then don't leave a big fucking container of water out there and as for your precious fucking fish it's not my goddamn fault they can't handle a little pH shift.
silverblk mystix
08-01-2012, 11:55 AM
Basically you summed up what I was sayin. LOL But, add in 151/Hwy 90......1604/151........... 410/10 ........ 1604/10n to Boerne
Dayumit!!!! Im getting fawkin pissed just thinkin about that gawtdayumed piece of shit highway sytem and interchanges and the stupid azz driving the wrong speed and direction drunk biatches!!!! *UHHHHHHH!!!!!* :ihit :bang
Now we gettin' sumwhere :lol
Green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a shit?
Boris
08-01-2012, 01:06 PM
WTF do you mean you have nothing to snack on!!?
cantthinkofanything
08-01-2012, 01:09 PM
fucking Chinks fucked up my badminton betting results
(no racist)
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17uniywot8616jpg/original.jpg
Funny pic...messes up the thread though so you have to go with the link instead.
^ Where are my fucking Red Sox? :cry
Oh wait..
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