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KoolAid Mans Brother
08-01-2012, 06:47 PM
:lmaoirrelevant shithole college full of ugly people
:lmaoConference USA, meaningless athletics
:lmaoranked 632nd in America's Top Colleges
http://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/list/
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-u2BcvcTHyME/Tpj53FOrd5I/AAAAAAAAAKI/d2HaIGYQuUs/11%2B-%2B1
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/2/9/65e7c37b-bfd6-4be0-ba69-7ead9d7100e6.jpg
http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/06/60/00/1769506/3/628x471.jpg
http://www.utsa.edu/today/images/graphics/mexctrlogo.jpg
http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/06/00/02/1573018/3/628x471.jpg
Lincoln
08-01-2012, 06:52 PM
:rollin
:lol 632 out of 650?
Ouch.
pass1st
08-01-2012, 07:57 PM
CIT keeps falling in ranking
http://www.beertripper.com/OffTopic/2012/Michelle_Beadle/Michelle_Beadle_UTSA_football.jpg
whitemamba
08-01-2012, 09:03 PM
http://www.beertripper.com/OffTopic/2012/Michelle_Beadle/Michelle_Beadle_UTSA_football.jpg
mmm tasty
whitemamba
08-01-2012, 09:22 PM
:toast
dibs shes mine:lol
Darth_Pelican
08-01-2012, 09:29 PM
http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/06/00/02/1573018/3/628x471.jpg
That's probably the most action she's ever had in her life.
The biggest female superstar in the broadcasting game is a UTSA graduate. Go figure. :wakeup
pass1st
08-01-2012, 09:57 PM
The biggest female superstar in the broadcasting game is a UTSA graduate. Go figure. :wakeup
That doesn't really speak for the quality of the university's physics or math department :lol
KoolAid Mans Brother
08-01-2012, 10:32 PM
The biggest female superstar in the broadcasting game is a UTSA graduate. Go figure. :wakeup
:lolbasing a University's relevance on a female broadcaster
:lolutsa
DUNCANownsKOBE
08-01-2012, 10:57 PM
:lmao
DUNCANownsKOBE
08-01-2012, 10:58 PM
http://www.utsa.edu/today/images/graphics/mexctrlogo.jpg
:lmao
JayTheClown
08-01-2012, 11:37 PM
That doesn't really speak for the quality of the university's physics or math department :lol
:lmao
CubanMustGo
08-01-2012, 11:43 PM
Actually, that's an improvement over last year's Forbes ratings, where UTSA was the lowest-rated college in Texas.
Look out SHSU and Lamar!
Venti Quattro
08-02-2012, 12:01 AM
:lol USC
DeadlyDynasty
08-02-2012, 12:09 AM
The most brilliant minds (for better or worse) come from #11 on that list.
and lol utsa
That doesn't really speak for the quality of the university's physics or math department :lol
My professors this past semester have PhDs from Stanford, UT-Austin, Air Force Institute of Technology, and Xi'an Jiaotong University tbh. :hat
pass1st
08-02-2012, 12:43 AM
My professors this past semester have PhDs from Stanford, UT-Austin, Air Force Institute of Technology, and Xi'an Jiaotong University tbh. :hat
A better point would be how many UTSA doctorates are teaching in top 100 universities?
I dont know, look it up tbh. Its not elite though obviously but the education you get there isnt any worse than the average university out there imo.
Sure. And better than alot more than 600 that arent on that list at all.
prestigious UTA is in the high 500s btw :lol
Yeahh thats exactly what I did tbh!!!
The Reckoning
08-02-2012, 03:44 AM
imo utsa has some fine ass latina bitches on campus.
doesnt mean they know english though :lol
The Reckoning
08-02-2012, 03:46 AM
its funny because usually UT has a higher world ranking than national.
wtf :lol.
to be fair, these ratings are absolute jokes on a yearly basis. if you dont like your college's ranking, find another organization that ranks your school higher and roll with it.
Probably typed texas in the search bar cause I didnt want to look through the last few pages for UTSA brah.
lebomb
08-02-2012, 07:53 AM
FORBES????
Nuff said........... :rolleyes
KoolAid Mans Brother
08-02-2012, 09:29 AM
FORBES????
Nuff said........... :rolleyes
:lolYeah, how DARE one of the most reputable magazines in the world rank colleges? Maybe we should ask an unbiased, more well known magazine to rank them, like this...
http://apple.copydesk.org/uploads/2010/10/1010SanAntonioMag06.jpg
:lmao:lmao:lmao
:lolutsa
:lolgreen card being all that is required to be accepted
:lol632nd
lebomb
08-02-2012, 09:39 AM
:lolYeah, how DARE one of the most reputable magazines in the world rank colleges? Maybe we should ask an unbiased, more well known magazine to rank them, like this...
http://apple.copydesk.org/uploads/2010/10/1010SanAntonioMag06.jpg
:lmao:lmao:lmao
:lolutsa
:lolgreen card being all that is required to be accepted
:lol632nd
QF........ we like being the underdogs. Fuck it........I want 650 back!!!! :bang
QF........ we like being the underdogs. Fuck it........I want 650 back!!!! :bang
If you want that ranking you should do your part, enroll back in school tbh.
lebomb
08-02-2012, 09:51 AM
If you want that ranking you should do your part, enroll back in school tbh.
Maybe then we would drop out of the rankings all together!!? :huddle:
ChumpDumper
08-02-2012, 09:53 AM
#632 with a bullet, baby!
scanry
08-02-2012, 10:13 AM
That's a pretty shitty list though.
Top 4 (in no order) are a lock IMO.
Stanford
Harvard
MIT
Princeton
I'm suprised Berkeley is down that low and below UCLA.
And lol UTSA.
redskinfan
08-02-2012, 10:13 AM
TBH! :dont
Greg Oden
08-02-2012, 10:16 AM
# 270 - top 50% scros. U mirin?
lebomb
08-02-2012, 10:18 AM
This is sum bullshit!!!! Almost 2800 4yr universities in the US and we are at 632? Fuck that!!! I want around 2700ish :hat
Darth_Pelican
08-02-2012, 10:21 AM
My Alma Mater just barely made it into the top 300. #299! GEAUX Tigers!!
Venti Quattro
08-02-2012, 10:24 AM
I'm suprised Berkeley is down that low and below UCLA.
:danceclub :danceclub
Greg Oden
08-02-2012, 10:25 AM
lol lsu
rofl coon asses
Darth_Pelican
08-02-2012, 10:25 AM
# 270 - top 50% scros. U mirin?
Ole Miss tbh? I took the road trip for the LSU - Ole Miss game this past season. The grove is one fine collection of hot ass bitches imho.
Darth_Pelican
08-02-2012, 10:28 AM
lol lsu
rofl coon asses
:lol tbh. But the most fun 4.5 years of my life.
scanry
08-02-2012, 10:30 AM
My Alma Mater just barely made it into the top 300. #299! GEAUX Tigers!!
LSU should be ranked much higher.
I'd rather follow USNews Rankings. A little off but much better than Forbes.
http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/rankings/national-universities/data
Greg Oden
08-02-2012, 10:49 AM
Ole Miss tbh? I took the road trip for the LSU - Ole Miss game this past season. The grove is one fine collection of hot ass bitches imho.
tbh I think I saw you. Were you like this really tubby guy in a purple track suit speaking a language that was almost english but not quite?
Darth_Pelican
08-02-2012, 10:49 AM
LSU should be ranked much higher.
I'd rather follow USNews Rankings. A little off but much better than Forbes.
http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/rankings/national-universities/data
LSU was great for the full college experience. The campus is beautiful and the campus life and the college bars just off of campus were great. But once you leave the college area, the city of Baton Rouge is a cesspool of rednecks who dumb down the reputation of LSU, especially when they show up at the football games. lol toothless local rednecks who never even went to LSU and treat the football games as life and death
Darth_Pelican
08-02-2012, 10:51 AM
tbh I think I saw you. Were you like this really tubby guy in a purple track suit speaking a language that was almost english but not quite?
No, but you described about 75% of LSU football fans unfortunately.
Were you the one with the confederate flag hanging from your pickup truck, shooting a pistol in the air and singing Hoddy Toddy?
DUNCANownsKOBE
08-02-2012, 10:51 AM
tbh I think I saw you. Were you like this really tubby guy in a purple track suit speaking a language that was almost english but not quite?
:lmao
Greg Oden
08-02-2012, 10:55 AM
LSU was great for the full college experience. The campus is beautiful and the campus life and the college bars just off of campus were great. But once you leave the college area, the city of Baton Rouge is a cesspool of rednecks who dumb down the reputation of LSU, especially when they show up at the football games. lol toothless local rednecks who never even went to LSU and treat the football games as life and death
tbh I think that applies to most every SEC town especially including Starkville, although I don't think others are unfortunate enough to have the high concentration of hicks and intolerable spooks as BR.
# 270 - top 50% scros. U mirin?
You gettin your frat on down there, brah?
pass1st
08-02-2012, 11:37 AM
http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/world-university-rankings/2011-2012/top-400.html
Legit list :tu
jeebus
08-02-2012, 10:28 PM
http://www.ksat.com/news/UTSA-football-player-arrested-for-robbery/-/478452/15950284/-/rru4g4z/-/index.html
http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/world-university-rankings/2011-2012/top-400.html
Legit list :tu
:lmao UTSA better than:
U of H
OU
Washington State
Auburn
Clemson
K-State
??
Highly debatable.
pass1st
08-03-2012, 12:08 AM
:lmao UTSA better than:
U of H
OU
Washington State
Auburn
Clemson
K-State
??
Highly debatable.
:lol I just meant they got the top 25 or so right
KoolAid Mans Brother
08-09-2012, 10:53 AM
:lmaoutsa
2 UTSA football players kicked off team after arrests in armed robbery case
By Associated Press
SAN ANTONIO — Two Texas-San Antonio football players have been dismissed from the team after their arrests on aggravated robbery charges.
UTSA spokeswoman Christi Fish said Friday the university was notified of the arrests of safety Adefemi Adekeye (add-eh-FEEM-ee ADD-eh-key) and cornerback Toyin Dada by San Antonio police. Both players were walk-ons.
A police report says the victim went into an apartment Tuesday to buy marijuana and was talking to one suspect when another man came out of a bedroom holding a rifle. The report says the first suspect pulled a handgun, and both men attacked the victim before telling him to leave.
Adekeye, who was released on bond, didn’t immediately return a phone message. Officer Matthew Porter said Dada was jailed on $75,000 bond. He didn’t know if Dada had an attorney.
Copyright 2012 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
Venti Quattro
08-09-2012, 10:54 AM
2 UTSA football players kicked off team after arrests in armed robbery case
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
Spurs9
08-09-2012, 10:57 AM
:lmaoutsa
2 UTSA football players kicked off team after arrests in armed robbery case
By Associated Press
SAN ANTONIO — Two Texas-San Antonio football players have been dismissed from the team after their arrests on aggravated robbery charges.
UTSA spokeswoman Christi Fish said Friday the university was notified of the arrests of safety Adefemi Adekeye (add-eh-FEEM-ee ADD-eh-key) and cornerback Toyin Dada by San Antonio police. Both players were walk-ons.
A police report says the victim went into an apartment Tuesday to buy marijuana and was talking to one suspect when another man came out of a bedroom holding a rifle. The report says the first suspect pulled a handgun, and both men attacked the victim before telling him to leave.
Adekeye, who was released on bond, didn’t immediately return a phone message. Officer Matthew Porter said Dada was jailed on $75,000 bond. He didn’t know if Dada had an attorney.
Copyright 2012 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
:lmao
USNews college rankings......2012 Forbes list probably won't last long unless they completely revamp the rankings methodology. It's a complete joke right now. No point in even paying attention.
I feel like I got a quality education at UTSA
:lol
lebomb
08-09-2012, 02:12 PM
2 UTSA football players kicked off team after arrests in armed robbery case
FUCK YEAH!!!!! We are now a legit NCAA football program!!!!
:makemyday
krispinwah
08-09-2012, 02:22 PM
:lmaoutsa
2 UTSA football players kicked off team after arrests in armed robbery case
By Associated Press
SAN ANTONIO — Two Texas-San Antonio football players have been dismissed from the team after their arrests on aggravated robbery charges.
UTSA spokeswoman Christi Fish said Friday the university was notified of the arrests of safety Adefemi Adekeye (add-eh-FEEM-ee ADD-eh-key) and cornerback Toyin Dada by San Antonio police. Both players were walk-ons.
http://i.imgur.com/C6rtN.jpg
UTSA Emergency Notification System
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Jul 31 (9 days ago)
to UTSA
A hostage situation is in progress at the Outpost Apartments across from the Main campus. SAPD is responding to address the situation. Avoid UTSA Blvd. if possible to allow police and first responders full access to the area.
For more information visit the UTSA campus alerts webpage at alerts.utsa.edu
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UTSA Emergency Notification System
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Jul 31 (9 days ago)
to UTSA
SAPD reports the 2 armed suspects from the Outpost Apts. have fled the scene and their location is unknown at this time. Use caution & be safe. If on campus, please be aware of your immediate surroundings and report suspicious activity to UTSA Police at 210-458-4911. Continue to monitor the UTSA Campus Alerts web page at www.alerts.utsa.edu
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Old news tbh :wakeup
It's not like they had NFL hopes.
KoolAid Mans Brother
01-30-2013, 01:58 PM
:lmao utsa
DUNCANownsKOBE
01-30-2013, 03:30 PM
:lmao utsa
KoolAid Mans Brother
08-28-2013, 02:11 PM
:lol utsa
:lol Lebomb
:lol FKLA
:lol chump humper
:lol new helmet:
http://www.wallydfantasyfootball.com/people/sombrero-mexican-banditos-football-helmet-fantasy-logo.png
:lol utsa
spurraider21
02-12-2014, 12:37 AM
US News & World Report is usually the go-to publication for university rankings, not Forbes, but the gist of it is the same
http://youtu.be/asISVX7vnL4
:flag:
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