Yes. This IS a thing.

[Fpoonsie]

B4_C1BmT-R8

Can't wait for some drunk bastard to accidentally take a bite out of his Redbox case or try to shove his pizza in the DVD player.

[baseline bum]

That shit looks horrible. It takes 700-800 degrees to properly cook a pizza.

[Sportcamper]

It takes 700-800 degrees to properly cook a pizza.

Say What? :lmao

[InRareForm]

That pizza had like no sauce.

[baseline bum]

Say What? :lmao

That's the temperature you need to get that great NY style crust. That's why the frozen pizzas from the grocery still all taste like shit.

[leemajors]

That's the temperature you need to get that great NY style crust. That's why the frozen pizzas from the grocery still all taste like shit.

Try a pizza stone.

[CubanSucks]

That shit looks horrible. It takes 700-800 degrees to properly cook a pizza.

what the fuck are you talking about? I worked at 2 pizza places when I was in high school and both places ovens were always around 500

[monosylab1k]

what the fuck are you talking about? I worked at 2 pizza places when I was in high school and both places ovens were always around 500

And were those places called "Domino's" and "Pizza Hut"? Just because you have experience making shitty pizza doesn't mean you suddenly know what it takes to make good pizza. BB is right, the top notch places in NYC use ovens that get from 800-1000 degrees.

[The Reckoning]

what the fuck are you talking about? I worked at 2 pizza places when I was in high school and both places ovens were always around 500



youre a pizza delivery guy?

:lmao

kowabunga dude!

[monosylab1k]

ROFL "I made pizza at Cici's so I know what I'm talking about!"

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.ancorapizza.com/pizzarules/

Rule #7.

[Sportcamper]

BB is right, the top notch places in NYC use ovens that get from 800-1000 degrees.

Think about it…If you had an oven at 800 to 1000 degrees the employee putting pizzas in & out of the oven would need to wear special safety gear…Even if you had a platter that reached five feet your eye brows could get singed…That being said only wood burning ovens get that hot and that is inside the fire box…The cooking side is plenty hot at 500 degrees…1000 degrees would burn all of the toppings before the crust got cooked…

[johnsmith]

And were those places called "Domino's" and "Pizza Hut"? Just because you have experience making shitty pizza doesn't mean you suddenly know what it takes to make good pizza. BB is right, the top notch places in NYC use ovens that get from 800-1000 degrees.

Mono, I've always liked you, always considered you a top notch poster, and I've always been certain that we could drink beers and enjoy football in a bar environment.....but you will shut your mouth about Domino's. That shit is good nowadays.

[ChumpDumper]

I don't know about "good" -- it's certainly better than it was.

[johnsmith]

I don't know about "good" -- it's certainly better than it was.

Chump, same with you. One of my favorite posters, but just stop right there.

It's fucking good. I don't care what anyone says, I'm right and everyone else that disagrees with me is wrong.

I'm putting my foot down on this subject. End of discussion.

[Bill_Brasky]

Barf. Reminds me of the "EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES" machine from Idiocracy.

[johnsmith]

Barf. Reminds me of the "EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES" machine from Idiocracy.

Also, that is an entertaining movie. Not open for discussion.

[Slomo]

Real italian pizza is baked in a wood burning owen. If you've ever been in an Italian pizzeria you will notice that when the cook adds a log into the owen where there is no flames - just amber - it will auto ignite. The autoignition point of wood is 300 deg. C or 575 deg. F. Judging by the size of the logs and the speed of the ignition I would guess the temp to be quite a bit higher, so 400 deg. C seems like a good guess.

I'm going to go with BB on this one.

[cantthinkofanything]

Mono, I've always liked you, always considered you a top notch poster, and I've always been certain that we could drink beers and enjoy football in a bar environment.....but you will shut your mouth about Domino's. That shit is good nowadays.


Chump, same with you. One of my favorite posters, but just stop right there.

It's fucking good. I don't care what anyone says, I'm right and everyone else that disagrees with me is wrong.

I'm putting my foot down on this subject. End of discussion.


Also, that is an entertaining movie. Not open for discussion.

johnsmith smokin today

[dirk4mvp]

that asshole machine doesn't even cut it for you. also lol making it easier for america to become FAT.


brb eating pizza from a vending machine ###YOLO

[Woo Bum-kon]

Why is there more elitism when it comes to pizza than any other food?

[johnsmith]

Why is there more elitism when it comes to pizza than any other food?

I think it's because every region has it's own "style"......which is what makes Domino's so fucking good....it's the same everywhere.

[Sportcamper]

Real italian pizza is baked in a wood burning owen.
WTF is that noise...:lol Real Italian pizza is cooked in all kinds of ovens...
I doubt either of you are Italian or have Italian family that owns a pizzeria…Wood burning ovens do make a great pizza….Just not at 1000 degrees on the cooking side…

[PizzaDeliveryGuy]

youre a pizza delivery guy?

:lmao

kowabunga dude!

:flipoff

[SA210]

Why is there more elitism when it comes to pizza than any other food?

It's the GOVERNMENT!! :lmao

[cantthinkofanything]

I think it's because every region has it's own "style"......which is what makes Domino's so fucking good....it's the same everywhere.

McDonald's is the same everywhere but it sucks

[SourCandy]

:lol


Arguing over pizza temp. Wow

[Sportcamper]

Arguing over pizza temp. Wow

Finally a topic that I know something about…

[blkroadrunners]

Mono, I've always liked you, always considered you a top notch poster, and I've always been certain that we could drink beers and enjoy football in a bar environment.....but you will shut your mouth about Domino's. That shit is good nowadays.

If they'd cut back on the garlic some, I'd probably agree with you.

[johnsmith]

If they'd cut back on the garlic some, I'd probably agree with you.

FUCK YOU. If I can't taste that shit a good two hours after eating it, then they did it wrong.

I'm not budging here. I'm right.

[johnsmith]

I mean that FUCK YOU in the nicest way though.

[cantthinkofanything]

Fuck Dominos. Years ago, I spent my hard earned money on their overpriced average pizza. Now I'm broke and Tom Monaghan is a billionaire. And now Dominos chooses to use better ingredients and charge less??????

[johnsmith]

Fuck Dominos. Years ago, I spent my hard earned money on their overpriced average pizza. Now I'm broke and Tom Monaghan is a billionaire. And now Dominos chooses to use better ingredients and charge less??????

:ihit

[cantthinkofanything]

:ihit

I mean...I still eat it...but...would have been nice for them to thank me for those early years.

[Slomo]

WTF is that noise...:lol Real Italian pizza is cooked in all kinds of ovens...
I doubt either of you are Italian or have Italian family that owns a pizzeria…Wood burning ovens do make a great pizza….Just not at 1000 degrees on the cooking side…

Laugh as much as you want, but real Italian pizza in Italy IS baked in a wood burning oven (FYI this statement is also historically correct). They will bake it in all sort of ovens (electric, gas) in Italy too, but ask any Italian and they will confirm that if it's not a wood burning stove it's not the traditional way.

I don't have family members owning a pizzeria, but I do have a good friend from Rome who owns a traditional pizzeria in Munich. Of course I can always make the 45 minutes drive to Italy and check again if you wish.

[SA210]

Does ANYONE really expect a Red Box type express machine outside of a Valero to make real authentic traditional Pizza from the Old Country?

[cantthinkofanything]

Does ANYONE really expect a Red Box type express machine outside of a Valero to make real authentic traditional Pizza from the Old Country?

:cry my pizza from vending machine doesn't taste authentic

[monosylab1k]

Mono, I've always liked you, always considered you a top notch poster, and I've always been certain that we could drink beers and enjoy football in a bar environment.....but you will shut your mouth about Domino's. That shit is good nowadays.

rofl I like Domino's too. I'm no pizza snob, I'll eat just about anything that's bread with tomato sauce and cheese on it, and I'll probably enjoy it. I'm just saying that as good as Domino's is, it's still not what one would consider the pinnacle of pizza. And for CubanSucks to bring up his past experience making P'zones like it somehow makes him an expert on pizza, well that just solidifies his jizz mopper status even further imho.

[Creepn]

Lmao Mono :lol

[tlongII]

http://www.ancorapizza.com/pizzarules/

Rule #7.

False

[tlongII]

Laugh as much as you want, but real Italian pizza in Italy IS baked in a wood burning oven (FYI this statement is also historically correct). They will bake it in all sort of ovens (electric, gas) in Italy too, but ask any Italian and they will confirm that if it's not a wood burning stove it's not the traditional way.

I don't have family members owning a pizzeria, but I do have a good friend from Rome who owns a traditional pizzeria in Munich. Of course I can always make the 45 minutes drive to Italy and check again if you wish.

WGAF! :lol Pizza wasn't invented in Italy anyway! :lol

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao

TBH I had no fucking clue traditional pizza is made at such high temps. And where the fuck is it gonna stop with the convenience, soon we're gonna have vending machines that make "steaks" and potatoes in the same amount of time that it takes for a soda to fall from a machine. I used to be a bum in college, relying on a lot of frozen food, but now it grosses me out how much frozen food and really unfresh shit most people eat.

[dirk4mvp]

Popovich & crew is gettin hungry for another dicking.


what? Did you purposefully make your favorite team sound gay?

[SA210]

"日本のシェフが実際にそれぞれのマシンとあなたの食事を調理するために内部である"

Translation: "A Japanese chef is actually inside each machine and cooks your meal to order"

kMaNm1C8y7c&feature

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

It's pretty sad that the pizza looks so disgusting in a commercial. Places like McDonalds/Little Ceasars/etc. at least put in the effort to make their food look good in commercials.

[LnGrrrR]

Tbh, Domino's is fucking horrible. Cardboard with shitty sauce. I'd rather have Pizza Hut or my fave chain, Papa Johns.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Popovich & crew is gettin hungry for another dicking.


what? Did you purposefully make your favorite team sound gay?

:lol That does sound quite gay. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought so.

[baseline bum]

I haven't had Domino's in probably 5-6 years because it was so awful. Papa John's is pretty good shit though. Still not comparable to places that cook it correctly at 700+ degrees though.

[baseline bum]

It's pretty sad that the pizza looks so disgusting in a commercial. Places like McDonalds/Little Ceasars/etc. at least put in the effort to make their food look good in commercials.

Yeah, what was that nasty looking slice of cheese with the pepperoni?

[Slomo]

Does ANYONE really expect a Red Box type express machine outside of a Valero to make real authentic traditional Pizza from the Old Country?

Of course not.

The debate was about the temp at which a real pizza is baked.

[Slomo]

WGAF! :lol Pizza wasn't invented in Italy anyway! :lol

Please do enlighten us. Where was the pizza invented?

[Jacob1983]

That pizza looked like a large lunchable pizza. Digornio and Red Baron's pizzas look better than that and those are frozen pizza brands.

[Wild Cobra]

My question is this...

Which SpursTalk poster is most likely to buy the machine for his or her home first?

[Wild Cobra]

pizza was invented by nike in portland
Pssstttt.....

Nike is headquarters in Beaverton.

[ALVAREZ6]

Popovich & crew is gettin hungry for another dicking.


what? Did you purposefully make your favorite team sound gay?

The line is P & C is ...for another ring. From a song. I previously had it as the correct lyrics when they looked like they were on their way to another championship (up 2-0 in WCF), but as they simply got dicked for the backdoor sweep game after game I thought the change was more fitting. I suppose I did make them sound gay, they wanted that OKC dick I suppose.

[mrsmaalox]

Cooking 101: The thinner the crust, the hotter the oven, short cooking time. Thicker crust, cooler oven and longer cooking time. Pizza ovens are constructed to have different temps at different areas to accomodate all crusts and thoroughly heat toppings without burning. The true art to cooking pizza is knowing how to move the pizza around in order to get proper cooking.

[InRareForm]

dominos changed their recipe, it's actually decent with 5.99 carryout price lol

[tlongII]

Please do enlighten us. Where was the pizza invented?

It was Italy. My bad.

[Slomo]

Well Kori I happen to be very cross at Slomo…He said that Italian Americans don’t know anything about making pizzas & that hurt my feelings….:depressed

:lol

Well I didn't say they didn't know anything, I did claim they knew less than Italians :p:

Seriously are you Italian American? Which gen?

The funny thing is that I actually like deep dish pizza, which originated in the States but it is a very different dish.

[Homeland Security]

Why is there more elitism when it comes to pizza than any other food?

It's a current white people fad.

[Sportcamper]

Seriously are you Italian American? Which gen?

The funny thing is that I actually like deep dish pizza, which originated in the States but it is a very different dish.

Sicilian…Two relatives owned pizzerias / Italian delis…Stone oven & cast iron with red brick…It is a little known fact that the secret to a great pizza is the home made dough & sauce…My Aunt had a 10 gallon pot of spaghetti sauce simmering on a cast iron stove 24/7…

Deep dish is a Chicago thing…Not USA thing…

[cantthinkofanything]

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[CuckingFunt]

Sicilian…Two relatives owned pizzerias / Italian delis…Stone oven & cast iron with red brick…It is a little known fact that the secret to a great pizza is the home made dough & sauce…My Aunt had a 10 gallon pot of spaghetti sauce simmering on a cast iron stove 24/7…

Deep dish is a Chicago thing…Not USA thing…

I can't stand deep dish. Too much bread.

My Sicilian relatives never made pizza. My great-grandmother often made sfinciuni, but that's different. Doesn't even have sauce on it.

[Slomo]

Sicilian…Two relatives owned pizzerias / Italian delis…Stone oven & cast iron with red brick…It is a little known fact that the secret to a great pizza is the home made dough & sauce…My Aunt had a 10 gallon pot of spaghetti sauce simmering on a cast iron stove 24/7…

Deep dish is a Chicago thing…Not USA thing…

You won't get an argument from me there. A very good friend of mine from Rome with whom I shared an office for a long time always tests a new pizzeria by ordering a Margherita. It's simple and it's honest - good dough, good sauce and good mozzarella, there's no way to hide a subpar component.

And yes I've been hanging out with Italians too long, their willingness to argue for hours about food has rubbed off on me :lol

[Woo Bum-kon]

You won't get an argument from me there. A very good friend of mine from Rome with whom I shared an office for a long time always tests a new pizzeria by ordering a Margherita. It's simple and it's honest - good dough, good sauce and good mozzarella, there's no way to hide a subpar component.

And yes I've been hanging out with Italians too long, their willingness to argue for hours about food has rubbed off on me :lol

You don't look like someone who is picky about what he eats.

[monosylab1k]

Yeah deep dish Chicago style crap is fucking disgusting and shouldn't be called pizza.

[monosylab1k]

If you need a fork and knife it's not pizza imho. Fold that shit like New Yorkers, that's how real pizza is eaten.

[Slomo]

muthafuckin deep dish pizza is the absolute pinnacle of awesomeness

eat beats the fucking shit out of the original pizza

slomo's right. it's a different food. and superior

I said I like dip dish pizza (mainly because I rarely get to eat it), but I never said I preferred it to the original. Italian pizza is much better food.

[Slomo]

You don't look like someone who is picky about what he eats.

You don't look like redzero either, and yet...

[Sportcamper]

Americans tend to judge a good pizza by how heavy & greasy it is…That is what makes some deep dish pizzas disgusting…Sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, too much sauce & cheese…I prefer a deep dish that is vegetarian…Peeled Roma tomatoes, modest amount of chopped onions, oregano & garlic, shrooms,modest amount of mozzarella…

[BUMP]

You don't look like someone who is picky about what he eats.

crofl

'um-Ko, with the inadvertent elbow, crowd booing and hissing, but still calmly making the elbow jumper as his defender is on the ground with a broken nose goods par per etc