Pat Robertson blames atheists for the Wisconsin massacre

[AussieFanKurt]

I've heard some excerpts from this guy before, does he always say things this insane?

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/pat-robertson-blames-sikh-temple-shooting-atheists

:bang

[coyotes_geek]

Pretty much.

[Clipper Nation]

Wasn't he also the one who blamed gay people for Hurricane Katrina?

[coyotes_geek]

Yes. He's also the one who thinks God will punish the Denver Broncos for trading Tim Tebow.

[George Gervin's Afro]

Yoni must have missed this guy..lol

[Yonivore]

Yoni must have missed this guy..lol
Nope, I agree, Robertson is an idiot.

[jack sommerset]

Yoni must have missed this guy..lol

Brother, don't you think this type of post is boring and brings nothing to the forum? Don't you think your attacks on yoni, myself are predictable? God bless

[ElNono]

Brother, don't you think this type of post is boring and brings nothing to the forum? Don't you think your attacks on yoni, myself are predictable? God bless

What would jesus do, jack? ron bless.

[baseline bum]

LOL Christianity

[TeyshaBlue]

Robertson is batshit crazy. This is not news.

[Blake]

Brother, don't you think this type of post is boring and brings nothing to the forum? Don't you think your attacks on yoni, myself are predictable? God bless

Your response was predictable as well. Down to the god bless.

[Yonivore]

LOL Christianity
How many atheist organizations are there in the world that go to impoverished countries and feed, clothe, and provide sources of clean water to them?

I support a Christian organization that does that around the world. And, it's not the only one.

Here in the United States, I support St. Jude's Childrens' Research Hospital -- a Christian based medical facility that provides cancer treatment to children, regardless of their ability to pay. The Masons -- a Christian Group -- operates a number of Childrens' hospitals, around the country, that specialize in burns and orthopedics.

LOL Atheists. What have they ever done for society?

[jack sommerset]

Your response was predictable as well. Down to the god bless.

Bless your heart. God bless

[Oh, Gee!!]

applying yoni logic, this is the officially endorsed platform of the GOP

[LnGrrrR]

How many atheist organizations are there in the world that go to impoverished countries and feed, clothe, and provide sources of clean water to them?

I support a Christian organization that does that around the world. And, it's not the only one.

Here in the United States, I support St. Jude's Childrens' Research Hospital -- a Christian based medical facility that provides cancer treatment to children, regardless of their ability to pay. The Masons -- a Christian Group -- operates a number of Childrens' hospitals, around the country, that specialize in burns and orthopedics.

LOL Atheists. What have they ever done for society?

How many atheist organizations are out there in comparison? :lol

[coyotes_geek]

How many atheist organizations are there in the world that go to impoverished countries and feed, clothe, and provide sources of clean water to them?

I support a Christian organization that does that around the world. And, it's not the only one.

Here in the United States, I support St. Jude's Childrens' Research Hospital -- a Christian based medical facility that provides cancer treatment to children, regardless of their ability to pay. The Masons -- a Christian Group -- operates a number of Childrens' hospitals, around the country, that specialize in burns and orthopedics.

LOL Atheists. What have they ever done for society?

The lack of atheist organizations is puzzling. I can't imagine why a group of people who don't believe in religion wouldn't be motivated to organize around a shared concept on religion.......

[TeyshaBlue]

The lack of atheist organizations is puzzling. I can't imagine why a group of people who don't believe in religion wouldn't be motivated to organize around a shared concept on religion.......

It's equally puzzling why this unorganized group would donate their time and dollars to established charities.

Baffling.

[LnGrrrR]

The only atheist meeting I'm aware of locally is the one where we gather secretly in hooded robes to plot the downfall of Christmas.

There might be other chapters I'm unaware of though.

[Spurminator]

The only atheist meeting I'm aware of locally is the one where we gather secretly in hooded robes to plot the downfall of Christmas.

There might be other chapters I'm unaware of though.

You guys are the ones behind the conspiracy to replace "Merry Christmas" with "Happy Holidays" in the shopping malls, aren't you?

[TeyshaBlue]

You guys are the ones behind the conspiracy to replace "Merry Christmas" with "Happy Holidays" in the shopping malls, aren't you?

That's the dumb atheist group. The ones in my smart group are shooting for a conspiracy two-fer with Felices Fiestas!

[LnGrrrR]

You guys are the ones behind the conspiracy to replace "Merry Christmas" with "Happy Holidays" in the shopping malls, aren't you?

What, you think that business owners might want to change the term from to a more neutral saying in order to encourage more business from consumers who might otherwise use their freedom of choice to neglect the business?

No silly, of course it's a conspiracy. We also try to take down crosses in public settings (not because it's against the law, but because we hate other religions).*



[To be honest, I really don't agree with atheists and other who push for these kinds of things. If it's something egregious, like the Ten Commandments in a courtroom, then sure. But 9 times out of 10, I don't care about those kinds of issues, and have no problem with stores saying Merry Christmas or schools putting on religious plays.]

[CuckingFunt]

All the atheists I know love the shit out of Christmas.

[Spurminator]

To be honest, I really don't agree with atheists and other who push for these kinds of things. If it's something egregious, like the Ten Commandments in a courtroom, then sure. But 9 times out of 10, I don't care about those kinds of issues, and have no problem with stores saying Merry Christmas or schools putting on religious plays.

I agree with you. But I also think those kinds of atheists are a very small minority that get a lot more right-wing media attention than they deserve so the Pat Robertsons and Yonivores of the world can claim oppression.

[ElNono]

applying yoni logic, this is the officially endorsed platform of the GOP

Actually, the way to do it would be:


Of course he's a bundler for the Republican Party...


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Robertson has given more than $100,000 (http://articles.dailypress.com/2010-01-14/news/1001130107_1_pat-robertson-christian-broadcasting-network-show-robertson-s-cbn-university) in campaign contributions to McDonnell over the years.

Now the libruls will tell us he has nothing to do with the GOP...

[Spurminator]

dp

[LnGrrrR]

All the atheists I know love the shit out of Christmas.

I wouldn't be surprised if Christmas is celebrated in a secular fashion in a majority of households.

[coyotes_geek]

The only atheist meeting I'm aware of locally is the one where we gather secretly in hooded robes to plot the downfall of Christmas.

There might be other chapters I'm unaware of though.

At the last meeting did Barack Obama say whether or not you guys were going to try that Christmas tree tax thing again?

[Wild Cobra]

People still listen to Roberson?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

You guys are the ones behind the conspiracy to replace "Merry Christmas" with "Happy Holidays" in the shopping malls, aren't you?
The atheist group I meet with every week is why your work now calls it the end of the year Holiday party.

[Spurminator]

The atheist group I meet with every week is why your work now calls it the end of the year Holiday party.

Fucking assholes. Pisses me off that I have to put up with blue and purple "Holiday Trees" in the office. And the smug looks of superiority on Hassim and Najani's faces knowing that they can bring their families to the company party without having Christmas all up in their faces.

[jack sommerset]

Christmas is a Christian holiday to celebrate Jesus Christ. That's just how it is and how it always will be. It drives atheist crazy! Most of them do not know what to do. Most feel pressured to celebrate Christmas. They don't want to come off the wrong way to family, friends, coworkers, etc. Atheist parents with small kids are really in a pickle. They dont want their children to feel awkward or feel left out. I think atheist should come up with their own holiday to celebrate whatever it is they want and leave Christmas alone. That way they can feel comfortable with their peeps. God bless

[ElNono]

That's what Pat Robertson would say. ron bless.

[jack sommerset]

That's what Pat Robertson would say. ron bless.

I suppose you disagree that Christmas is a Christian holiday. God bless

[ElNono]

I suppose you disagree that Christmas is a Christian holiday. God bless

You suppose wrong. ron bless.

[clambake]

winter solstice

[jack sommerset]

You suppose wrong. ron bless.

That's what pat would say. God bless

[jack sommerset]

winter solstice

Why don't you start up the atheist holiday? God bless

[ElNono]

That's what pat would say. God bless

Doubt it. If there's something Pat isn't, is short on rhetoric. ron bless.

[jack sommerset]

Doubt it. If there's something Pat isn't, is short on rhetoric. ron bless.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. God bless

[clambake]

Why don't you start up the atheist holiday? God bless

when is that?

[jack sommerset]

when is that?

I would start with not using the dates of any major holiday. The competition would be fierce. June would be a good month but since you are going to start the holiday you should pick the day. God bless

[jack sommerset]

Forget that idea. Atheist already have a holiday. God bless

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Trees, presents and chestnuts aren't in the Bible.

Easter is named after a eurasian steppes dawn/fertility goddess ie the name easter is the name of the god.

[clambake]

Forget that idea. Atheist already have a holiday. God bless

why wasn't i informed? some direction, please.

[ChumpDumper]

I suppose you disagree that Christmas is a Christian holiday. God blessWell, technically it wasn't originally -- but Christianity has always done a good job of co-opting existing traditions. Christmas is a mash-up of Roman Saturnalia and various Germanic and Scandinavian winter festival practices. Sprinkle in a weird fable about God's cuckolding some dude in order to father himself in a barn and voila!

Ron bless.

[clambake]

Well, technically it wasn't originally -- but Christianity has always done a good job of co-opting existing traditions. Christmas is a mash-up of Roman Saturnalia and various Germanic and Scandinavian winter festival practices. Sprinkle in a weird fable about God's cuckolding some dude in order to father himself in a barn and voila!

Ron bless.

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

All the atheists I know love the shit out of Christmas.
Christmas is the Pagans' greatest invention, tbh....

[CuckingFunt]

Well, technically it wasn't originally -- but Christianity has always done a good job of co-opting existing traditions. Christmas is a mash-up of Roman Saturnalia and various Germanic and Scandinavian winter festival practices. Sprinkle in a weird fable about God's cuckolding some dude in order to father himself in a barn and voila!

Ron bless.

And here I thought it was impossible to effectively use "cuckold" as a verb.

[baseline bum]

Joseph the cuckold :rollin

[ElNono]

Well, technically it wasn't originally -- but Christianity has always done a good job of co-opting existing traditions. Christmas is a mash-up of Roman Saturnalia and various Germanic and Scandinavian winter festival practices. Sprinkle in a weird fable about God's cuckolding some dude in order to father himself in a barn and voila!

Ron bless.

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Well, technically it wasn't originally -- but Christianity has always done a good job of co-opting existing traditions. Christmas is a mash-up of Roman Saturnalia and various Germanic and Scandinavian winter festival practices. Sprinkle in a weird fable about God's cuckolding some dude in order to father himself in a barn and voila!

Ron bless.
:lmao

Not to mention, Joseph's cuckolding happened on March 1st, but the dumbass Christians celebrate it on December 25th.....

[jack sommerset]

Well, technically it wasn't originally -- but Christianity has always done a good job of co-opting existing traditions. Christmas is a mash-up of Roman Saturnalia and various Germanic and Scandinavian winter festival practices. Sprinkle in a weird fable about God's cuckolding some dude in order to father himself in a barn and voila!

Ron bless.

Brother, you are ranting. I know you are having problems. This is not the way your pain will go away. I realize you get a few giggles here and there pandering to certain folks on this site but in the end you look like a fool. God bless

[ChumpDumper]

Brother, you are ranting.Absolutely not. It was quite an informative post. i know you can't stand having anything about your religion talked about in anything but glowing and blissful terms, but tough -- there's a gold mine of humor there.
I know you are having problems.No, you don't.
This is not the way your pain will go away.Don't project your pain on me.
I realize you get a few giggles here and there pandering to certain folks on this site but in the end you look like a fool.To whom?

You?

God? You certainly don't dare to speak for God, do you?

[jack sommerset]

Brother, you are rambling now. Go take a nap. Your quest for 70,000 post can wait. God bless

[Blake]

And here I thought it was impossible to effectively use "cuckold" as a verb.

Cucking?

[ChumpDumper]

:cry You made fun of my Jesus! :cry

[Blake]

All the atheists I know love the shit out of Christmas.

Same here.

On a sidebar, all the Christians I know love the shit out of Chick Fil A

[Blake]

Easter is named after a eurasian steppes dawn/fertility goddess ie the name easter is the name of the god.

That's not important.

Satan using a bunny to pass out eggs is high Christian priority, tbh.

[jack sommerset]

Brother, you're rambling. Half anger, half to get to that 70,000. I'm happy by helping you get there but I dont feel good about the anger you are displaying to get there. God bless

[ChumpDumper]

Brother, you're rambling. Half anger, half to get to that 70,000. I'm happy by helping you get there but I dont feel good about the anger you are displaying to get there. God blessLook, I know you're angry about your spelling ability and Joseph's being cuckolded by God and that makes you post these diatribes against me, but your spiritual agony has nothing to do with me. I am merely Ron's messenger here. What you do with his message is up to you.

Ron bless.

[jack sommerset]

Look, I know you're angry about your spelling ability and Joseph's being cuckolded by God and that makes you post these diatribes against me, but your spiritual agony has nothing to do with me. I am merely Ron's messenger here. What you do with his message is up to you.

Ron bless.

More ranting....what the heck, brother. Keep going. We will get there together, united, brothers! God bless

[ChumpDumper]

More ranting....what the heck, brother. Keep going. We will get there together, united, brothers! God blessWe aren't united. You attempt to deflect.

Ron bless.

[jack sommerset]

We aren't united. You attempt to deflect.

Ron bless.

We are brothers. I'm focused for you, brother. Did you celebrate Christmas as a kid? God bless

[ChumpDumper]

We are brothers. I'm focused for you, brother. Did you celebrate Christmas as a kid? God blessWe are not brothers. You are focused on deflecting from your own embarrassment at the ridiculousness found in your religion.

Nice try and Ron bless.

[jack sommerset]

We are not brothers. You are not focused. You are deflecting from your own embarrassment at the ridiculousness found in your religion.

Nice try and Ron bless.

We're not trying, brother. We will get to our goal of 70,000. Hopefully this week. Did you celebrate Christmas as a kid? Did you ever get a picture while sitting on his lap? God bless

[ChumpDumper]

We're not trying, brother. We will get to our goal of 70,000. Hopefully this week.It's not a goal, nor were any of my previous totals. The obsession with post count is yours.
Did you celebrate Christmas as a kid? Did you ever get a picture while sitting on his lap? God blessWhat did you do to hit rock bottom and turn all aggressively Jesusy on everyone?

Testify!

Ron bless.

[jack sommerset]

Brother, we all know it's important to you. That's why I'm helping with it. Did you celebrate Christmas as a kid? Did you ever get a picture while sitting on his lap? Do you remember any of your presents you got as a child? God bless

[ChumpDumper]

Brother, we all know it's important to you. That's why I'm helping with it. Did you celebrate Christmas as a kid? Did you ever get a picture while sitting on his lap? Do you remember any of your presents you got as a child? God blessI'll post more with you here if you tell us the story of your being born again. What led you to turn to God and compelled you to invoke his name in every post on a basketball message board?

It's your responsibility as a good Christian to testify.

Ron bless.

[jack sommerset]

I'll post more with you here if you tell us the story of your being born again. What led you to turn to God and compelled you to invoke his name in every post on a basketball message board?

It's your responsibility as a good Christian to testify.

Ron bless.

Though it's not my responsibility to help you with your goal of 70,000 post, I do take pride in helping you get there. We will get closer that way. Did you celebrate Christmas as a kid? Did you ever get a picture while sitting on his lap? Do you remember any of your presents you got as a child? Did your parents read you The Night Before Christmas, the night before Christmas? God bless

[George W Bush]

My arithematics have never been quite good but Dick Cheney tells me ol Chumpy should be on par to hit 70,000 posts in about 13 days or so at his 20+ posts per day average.

It looks that ol Chumpy might be on his way to even beat that record now.

Mission almost accomplished



I'm George W Bush and I approve these calculations :tu

[ChumpDumper]

lol another fan of my post count.

Probably someone who switched screen names after a recent meltdown.

[AussieFanKurt]

Jack is obviously another religious person unable to hold an argument if any logic is used.. "you're ranting" ... well actually it makes perfect sense

[FuzzyLumpkins]

RB3g6mXLEKk

[jack sommerset]

lol another fan of my post count.

Probably someone who switched screen names after a recent meltdown.

Brother, your quest is important to you so it's important to many of us. Enjoy our support, you have earned it. God bless

[AussieFanKurt]

:lol :lol

no valid point

[jack sommerset]

Jack is obviously another religious person unable to hold an argument if any logic is used.. "you're ranting" ... well actually it makes perfect sense

Brother, I'm not going to argue my religious beliefs. They are mine and there is no reason to argue them. Chump gets all worked up a rants about whatever. The dots don't connect. God bless

[jack sommerset]

:lol :lol

no valid point

You're silly. God bless

[AussieFanKurt]

Brother, I'm not going to argue my religious beliefs. They are mine and there is no reason to argue them. Chump gets all worked up a rants about whatever. The dots don't connect. God bless

Fair enough I guess, so I assume you understand why people without religion don't want to argue with those with religous beliefs

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Brother, I'm not going to argue my religious beliefs. They are mine and there is no reason to argue them. Chump gets all worked up a rants about whatever. The dots don't connect. God bless

You won't argue them but you will project them onto others. That's really brave of you.

[jack sommerset]

You won't argue them but you will project them onto others. That's really brave of you.

God bless at the end of my comments is not projecting. God bless

[FuzzyLumpkins]

God bless at the end of my comments is not projecting. God bless

So you are asking god to bless yourself?

[jack sommerset]

So you are asking god to bless yourself?

No brother, I'm pretty sure I told you why. It's pretty basic. God bless

[AussieFanKurt]

Clint Bless, he is god

[ChumpDumper]

No one was asking you to argue religion jack -- that's so obtuse it has to be an intentional attempt to avoid what was actually asked of you.

I asked you what led to your rather dramatic conversion -- nothing else. If you are afraid to talk about the development of your faith, that's OK -- but it really flies in the face of all this praying and blessing jazz. Makes it seem very phony tbh.

Ron bless.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

No brother, I'm pretty sure I told you why. It's pretty basic. God bless

Sorry sister, but you didn't. Regardless, if you are not asking god to bless you then that means you are asking god to bless something else. Typically that usage is to say god bless whatever you are discussing or the person you are having the discussion with.

Either way you are asking god to bless something other than yourself whichis projecting your religion.

You are just dissembling at this point. Bravery via trolling is brave.

[jack sommerset]

No one was asking you to argue religion jack -- that's so obtuse it has to be an intentional attempt to avoid what was actually asked of you.

I asked you what led to your rather dramatic conversion -- nothing else. If you are afraid to talk about the development of your faith, that's OK -- but it really flies in the face of all this praying and blessing jazz. Makes it seem very phony tbh.

Ron bless.

Brother, Im thankful you and I have been connecting. Tbh, you have a long ways to go with your communication skills. The good news is you are that much closer to 70,000 which is the task in front of us. Keep on posting, one post at a time. You will be there in no time at all. God bless

[ChumpDumper]

Brother, Im thankful you and I have been connecting. Tbh, you have a long ways to go with your communication skills. The good news is you are that much closer to 70,000 which is the task in front of us. Keep on posting, one post at a time. You will be there in no time at all. God blessWell, you're one post closer to 70,000 as well -- so keep up with the phony God schtick and you'll be there in no time at all.

Ron bless.

[Wild Cobra]

Christmas is the Pagans' greatest invention, tbh....
I find this one of the most ironic things ever.

Now I am one who, because of tradition, does not want "Merry Christmas" to be replaced by anything else. That said, Christmas is not Jesus' birthday.

The Christians are guilty of theft. Christmas was invented by authoritarians about 300 AD to replace the Pagans' winter solstice celebrations with something to convert them with.

I forget the passage, or exact quote, but somewhere in the Bible, it specifically says not to dress up a tree like the pagans do.

I respect Christians, but the faith was hijacked long ago, and few Christians really know what Christianity is suppose to be.

[Wild Cobra]

:lmao

Not to mention, Joseph's cuckolding happened on March 1st, but the dumbass Christians celebrate it on December 25th.....
Is rthat because of what the planetary alignments would have been?

Scripture indicates it would have been sometime in the spring, but I don't recall seeing anything with a definite date. I have seen something in the past indicating possible celestial alignments that gave clue to a possible date, but nothing exacting.

I'd be curious of that reference if it's not to much work for you.

[AussieFanKurt]

Is rthat because of what the planetary alignments would have been?

Scripture indicates it would have been sometime in the spring, but I don't recall seeing anything with a definite date. I have seen something in the past indicating possible celestial alignments that gave clue to a possible date, but nothing exacting.

I'd be curious of that reference if it's not to much work for you.

I don't have a reference but I've heard the date March 1 floating around too and that he was actually born 5-7 BC or something

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Is rthat because of what the planetary alignments would have been?

Scripture indicates it would have been sometime in the spring, but I don't recall seeing anything with a definite date. I have seen something in the past indicating possible celestial alignments that gave clue to a possible date, but nothing exacting.

I'd be curious of that reference if it's not to much work for you.

Yeah you should go by markers from the book where they came up with the earth being 6000 years old. The 4 gospels diverge so significantly from how many thieves were saved to how judas was killed to who was the ruler at the time of jesus' birth. it's so incredibly full of shit. But of course the local idiot wants it treated literally.

CONTEXT!!! YOU'RE TAKING IT OUT OF CONTEXT!!

[FuzzyLumpkins]

For anyone interested HERE (http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/by_name.html) is a list of ~450 contradictions in the Bible.

HERE (http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/abs/long.htm) is a list of about 2000 things in the Bible that are just absurdly stupid. The New Testament especially goes straight up Robert Tilton. Why lay on hands when you can just spit into eyeballs.

The have lists of cruelty, no homo, injustice, women, family law, and much more.

Here (http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/good/long.html) in fairness is a list of noble decrees and acts through the Bible

[jack sommerset]

I'll post more with you here if you tell us the story of your being born again.

Ron bless.

More miscommunication. You're still posting here and you are projecting, again. I'll be gone for a few days. Good luck. God bless

[Blake]

I forget the passage, or exact quote, but somewhere in the Bible, it specifically says not to dress up a tree like the pagans do.


Jeremiah 10.

it's open to interpretation, imo.

[ChumpDumper]

More miscommunication. You're still posting here and you are projecting, again. I'll be gone for a few days. Good luck. God blessMore avoidance and deflection. I never said I would stop posting -- I said i would post more with you and take part in your little reindeer games if you were honest about your religion. You're still posting here and projecting. You'll still be a godless coward when you get back. Good luck.

Ron bless.

[Th'Pusher]

http://i.imgur.com/YV1Em.jpg