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TDMVPDPOY
08-08-2012, 08:43 PM
Is the bible base on the 3rd person POV of jesus journey? cause it seems like there are so many parts left out or just inconsistent....

for example
40 days in the desert and he could only come up with one story he saw the devil and nothing else? gtfo


3 days in the tomb and not a story what jesus did or when/where his spirit/soul went to.....heck did jesus even explain what he did in those 3 days to his followers...

how come not much is talked about his parents, let alone his teenage years?

anyone feels every time they open the bible theres some sugar coating on it?

redzero
08-08-2012, 08:45 PM
Jesus is only mentioned in The New Testament, so your first question isn't correct.

The Reckoning
08-08-2012, 08:47 PM
because youre in the desert? maybe he found some magic fire or cacti.

ever been to the outback, mate?

SA210
08-08-2012, 08:51 PM
His teenage years aren't as important for us to know. Not much happened before his ministry and adulthood.

AussieFanKurt
08-08-2012, 08:55 PM
His teenage years aren't as important for us to know. Not much happened before his ministry and adulthood.

He was no doubt doing hallucinogens and having kinky sex so it had to be left out

TDMVPDPOY
08-08-2012, 08:57 PM
so how much is fact or fiction, let alone sugar coating every new testament that comes out

Reck
08-08-2012, 08:59 PM
What do you want to know about Joseph and Mary so much?

They talk plenty about them in the bible, enough to know how Jesus came to be and how he was brought up.

AussieFanKurt
08-08-2012, 09:00 PM
so how much is fact or fiction, let alone sugar coating every new testament that comes out

They aren't supposed to be literal stories, just things to teach I think

DMC
08-08-2012, 11:02 PM
Is the bible base on the 3rd person POV of jesus journey? cause it seems like there are so many parts left out or just inconsistent....

for example
40 days in the desert and he could only come up with one story he saw the devil and nothing else? gtfo


3 days in the tomb and not a story what jesus did or when/where his spirit/soul went to.....heck did jesus even explain what he did in those 3 days to his followers...

how come not much is talked about his parents, let alone his teenage years?

anyone feels every time they open the bible theres some sugar coating on it?
There was a reality TV show about him and his family. It was cancelled after 33 years.

Then there's the immaculate reception of Mary. She catches a TD pass that looked impossible. Catholics still talk about it thus Notre Dame and Rudy.

Blake
08-08-2012, 11:05 PM
anyone feels every time they open the bible theres some sugar coating on it?

Every time a preacher opens his mouth, he sugar coats the Bible

Destro
08-08-2012, 11:39 PM
His teenage years aren't as important for us to know. Not much happened before his ministry and adulthood.

guess he spent it like the rest of us...whacking off to porn

Destro
08-08-2012, 11:40 PM
:depressed double post

Wild Cobra
08-09-2012, 03:30 AM
Don't you all know...

Jesus had an identical twin brother. The wise men took one away, and he was the one found alive in the tomb.