Source: Dirk Nowitzki is officially married.

[irishock]

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/19230005/judge-dirk-officially-married


How do we feel about this? You know Dirk has already banged his new girl, only thing missing is Breen's commentary:

"PUTS IT IN!"
"At the buzzer!"
"BANG!"
"BANG!"
"AND ONE!"
"WHAT A SHOT!"
"FROM WAY DOWNTOWN"


As a proud Irish-man, I'm a bit jealous that this tall german dude gets to bang some black chick. We only get the leftover Brits :depressed

[BruceBowenFan]

He sure does love the ark meat.

[Trainwreck2100]

what a great source too bad it's like 3 weeks too late

[HeatChamps]

He prefers the chocolate dip over vanilla.

[Stabula]

Weird. White men never get rich and marry black bitches. Black men get rich and marry white bitches.

My world is turning upside down!

[lurker]

Heres to hoping we'll see another Nowitzki in the NBA 20 years from now. :toast

[Leetonidas]

His kid is gonna be the best basketball player of all-time. It''ll be like a black Larry Bird

[Venti Quattro]

Heres to hoping we'll see another Nowitzki in the NBA 20 years from now. :toast

He/she is going to be called "Newitzki"