Can Kirby coattal Dwight, Nash to another ship?

[ElNono]

It has obviously worked in the past with Shaq and Fish providing the actual leadership on the floor. The missing piece is the highly-decorated Phil Jackson, obviously.

Will the current roster be enough to drag that corpse to the finish line or do they need to change the coach/add more pieces?

[pass1st]

Dunno, but if this gives Lakers another banner then that's all that matters :tu

[racm]

Phil Jackson ain't coming through that door son

Potato Head got swept in the Finals, fwiw

[ElNono]

Dunno, but if this gives Lakers another banner then that's all that matters :tu

Do you think you need more tweaks or this is good enough?

[Medvedenko]

Do you think you need more tweaks or this is good enough?

The only thing that needs tweaks is your trolling game....

[Koolaid_Man]

It has obviously worked in the past with Shaq and Fish providing the actual leadership on the floor. The missing piece is the highly-decorated Phil Jackson, obviously.

Will the current roster be enough to drag that corpse to the finish line or do they need to change the coach/add more pieces?


you're obviously mentally challenged...how can Kobe coattail them when they don't currently own a coat :lmao

:lol@your third world education

[ElNono]

The only thing that needs tweaks is your trolling game....

looks like it's working pretty well, tbh

[Jelloisjigglin]

Do you think you need more tweaks or this is good enough?

Bench is still suspect imo. Need another legit outside shooter.

[ElNono]

you're obviously mentally challenged...how can Kobe coattail them when they don't currently own a coat :lmao

:lol spurfan laker troll

you should start a thread with the whole coat story :lol

[namlook]

Dunno, but if this gives Lakers another banner then that's all that matters :tu

[pass1st]

Do you think you need more tweaks or this is good enough?

New coach, backup SG, promising young PG with speed to backup Nash. Then good to go

[ElNono]

New coach, backup SG, promising young PG with speed to backup Nash. Then good to go

:tu

[ChrisRichards]

Nash is old
Dwight has a bad back. questionable tbh
Artest is old slow and a retard
Jamison, yep, old
Gasol develops a vaginanitis every April
Kobe, yeah, pretty sure he's old and he chucks like he's 19


Coached by Mike Brown

Not scared

[DMC]

OKC with 48fts a game as Howard gets in foul trouble and shoots 40% from the line. Nash defending Westbrook, and Kobe being Kobe.

If Tony Parker can rape Pau and Bynum over and over, what do you think RW is going to do to broke back and broke back minor?

No

[Spursfan092120]

Get excited all you want...and maybe it's warranted, maybe it's not. But I think the Lakers just got rid of their future for a rent-a-player. And in my opinion, he's not that much better than Bynum. And Drew hasn't peaked yet.

[DMC]

Get excited all you want...and maybe it's warranted, maybe it's not. But I think the Lakers just got rid of their future for a rent-a-player. And in my opinion, he's not that much better than Bynum. And Drew hasn't peaked yet.
The Lakers are in the same boat as SA sans their acquisition ability. They have old, about to croak players and the ship was sailing with a balding monkey at the helm. They have to do whatever to convince the fans (more demanding than SA fans) that they are at least trying to win a ship. Boat anchor doesn't make it any easier. If he cared, he would give up a few million to get good outside shooters around the bigs and go inside out.

[Bynumite]

So according to spurfan, LAL always seems to trade for worse talent. Fascinating stuff, please tell me more.

Spurfan sailing right here, right now tbh:

http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/t/the_nile_river-12297.jpg

[Spurtacus]

Will the team mesh with the Princeton offense?

[Koolaid_Man]

Nash is old
Dwight has a bad back. questionable tbh
Artest is old slow and a retard
Jamison, yep, old
Gasol develops a vaginanitis every April
Kobe, yeah, pretty sure he's old and he chucks like he's 19


Coached by Mike Brown

Not scared



Steve Nash:
2× NBA Most Valuable Player (2005, 2006)
8× NBA All-Star (2002–2003, 2005–2008, 2010, 2012)
3× All-NBA First Team (2005–2007)
2× All-NBA Second Team (2008, 2010)
2× All-NBA Third Team (2002–2003)

Kobe Bryant
5× NBA champion (2000, 2001, 2002, 2009, 2010)
2× NBA Finals MVP (2009–2010)
NBA Most Valuable Player (2008)
14× NBA All-Star (1998, 2000–2012)
2× NBA scoring champion (2006–2007)
10× All-NBA First Team (2002–2004, 2006–2012)
2× All-NBA Second Team (2000–2001)
2× All-NBA Third Team (1999, 2005)
9× NBA All-Defensive First Team (2000, 2003–2004, 2006–2011)
3× NBA All-Defensive Second Team (2001–2002, 2012)
NBA All-Rookie Second Team (1997)
4× NBA All-Star Game MVP (2002, 2007, 2009, 2011)

Ron Artest
NBA champion (2010)
NBA Defensive Player of the Year (2004)
NBA All-Star (2004)
All-NBA Third Team (2004)
2× All-Defensive First Team (2004, 2006)
2× All-Defensive Second Team (2003, 2009)
NBA All-Rookie Second Team (2000)

Pau Gasol
2× NBA champion (2009–2010)
NBA Rookie of the Year (2002)
4× NBA All-Star (2006, 2009–2011)
All-NBA Second Team (2011)
2× All-NBA Third Team (2009–2010)
NBA All-Rookie First Team (2002)
FIBA World Championship MVP (2006)
EuroBasket MVP (2009)
Spanish King's Cup MVP (2001)
Spanish League Finals MVP (2001)
All-Euroleague Second Team (2001)
7× European Player of the Year
2× FIBA Europe Player of the Year (2008–2009)
2× Mister Europa Player of the Year (2004, 2009)
3× Euroscar Player of the Year (2008–2010)

Dwight Howard
3× NBA Defensive Player of the Year (2009–2011)
6× NBA All-Star (2007–2012)
5× All-NBA First Team (2008–2012)
All-NBA Third Team (2007)
4× NBA All-Defensive First Team (2009–2012)
NBA All-Defensive Second Team (2008)
NBA All-Rookie First Team (2005)

Antawn Jamison
NBA Sixth Man of the Year (2004)
2× NBA All-Star (2005, 2008)
NBA All-Rookie Second Team (1999)
Naismith Trophy winner (1998)
Wooden Award winner (1998)
Oscar Robertson Trophy winner (1998)
Adolph Rupp Trophy winner (1998)
ACC Player of the Year (1998)
Consensus NCAA All-American First Team (1998)
Consensus NCAA All-American Second Team (1997)
North Carolina Mr. Basketball (1995)

[ElNono]

we signed patty mills... not scared at all, tbh

[DMC]

we signed patty mills... not scared at all, tbh
You mean Buckets Mills?

[midnightpulp]

Lakers fans' tiny brains are attracted to star power and not much else. They actually believe Nash is going to magically resurrect his MVP form, Dwight will develop a Hakeem Olajuwon post game overnight, and their old and slow perimeter players will be able to keep up with OKC's horses.

[ElNono]

You mean Buckets Mills?

aye

[The Gemini Method]

I thought we got Josh Howard...i'm kind of disappointed to say the least

[DMC]

aye
I was impressed how he would fling the ball into the rafters when James was near him, instead of passing to a cutting team mate.

[Spurtacus]

I thought we got Josh Howard...i'm kind of disappointed to say the least

:lol he's still a FA

[The Gemini Method]

:lol he's still a FA

DO IT MITCH! Not one, not two, not three, not four, but five consecutive 'chips if we get Josh "Strange Clouds" Howard!!!

[Venti Quattro]

Dunno, but if this gives Lakers another banner then that's all that matters :tu

I read your post as "if this give Lakers another be@ner". Yeah I'm halfway drunk

[Jodelo]

Maybe Jackson comes back, as he needs a stacked team to win something.

[Latarian Milton]

they got a better squad than last season but if you think these moves have made them a title contender again, your must be fooling yourself.

[ambchang]

Lakers stacked to be honest.

Pau to Howard high-low. Nash pick and roll with Dwight, Pau screen Dwight in the high post for an alley-oop from Nash, Kobe getting screens from Dwight and Pau for some 1 on 3 action, Kobe and Nash give and go, Kobe, Dwight, Pau go triangle.

It's over, Lakers vs. Heat in 2013 finals.

[Clipper Nation]

Sons, it's too bad Kobrick gave up on his rap career, because his stage name could have been Coattail Ridah....

[pass1st]

Sons, it's too bad Kobrick gave up on his rap career, because his stage name could have been Coattail Ridah....

Blake could start his rap career

Chim Pan Baller

[Clipper Nation]

So according to spurfan, LAL always seems to trade for worse talent. Fascinating stuff, please tell me more.

Spurfan sailing right here, right now tbh:

http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/t/the_nile_river-12297.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[irishock]

New coach, backup SG, promising young PG with speed to backup Nash. Then good to go

Mike D'Antoni, Jodie Meeks and Darius Morris :lol

[ElNono]

solid bump, IMO... we have the answer, tbh... not only that, he managed to chase another big outta town...

[lefty]

CN owning Bynumite's ass in every thread TBH :lol

[Bynumite]

^Which leaves us with 16 > 4, 5 > 4 and pacific divison banner & done tbh.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

^Which leaves us with 16 > 4, 5 > 4 and pacific divison banner & done tbh.

Nah, you're left with

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2013/04/lakers.jpg

Well except for the guy on the right.

[whitemamba]

Nah, you're left with

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2013/04/lakers.jpg

Well except for the guy on the right.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC92JHSAYEA

[Kool Bob Love]

http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/Antonio-Banderas-computer-you-got-me-yospos-reaction-13677939419.gif

[AchillesHeel]

:lol Bynumite getting bukkaked per par

[MeloHype]

Can we pin these threads :lol

[Fabbs]

^Which leaves us with 16 > 4, 5 > 4 and pacific divison banner & done tbh.

[lefty]

http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/Antonio-Banderas-computer-you-got-me-yospos-reaction-13677939419.gif
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/oooh.gif

[poeticism707]

Nash is old
Dwight has a bad back. questionable tbh
Artest is old slow and a retard
Jamison, yep, old
Gasol develops a vaginanitis every April
Kobe, yeah, pretty sure he's old and he chucks like he's 19


Coached by Mike Brown

Not scared

Good call, dog.