retired

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'm out.

P.s. Praying lakers never win title again
Go Kawhi

[AussieFanKurt]

I think they'll win this season

[thispego]

late night drunken CBF post fwiw

true. :depressed

[Lincoln]

true. :depressed

sucking ass at basketball :lol

[Lincoln]

Paying kori for an Elmo badge :lmao

[Lincoln]

"I love spurstalk so much I'll buy an Elmo badge!"

[Latarian Milton]

anyone knows how much he paid to get unpinked?

[thispego]

sucking ass at basketball :lol

You're asian, aren't you?

[Blake]

is mookie still alive?

[Lincoln]

You're asian, aren't you?

Try again bro

BUMP has played with both of us and I've heard someone can't dribble a ball with proper coordination tbh

[thispego]

Try again bro

BUMP has played with both of us and I've heard someone can't dribble a ball with proper coordination tbh

Ask the ballhog on mine and bump's team the ONE time he and I played together. Not sure I even touched the ball other than when I was blocking my man's shot

[Lincoln]

:lol was it a black guy that thought he was the next D wade? Those are the worst to play with.

[The Reckoning]

:depressed

[IronMexican]

>"retiring" from a forum

[DMC]

>"retiring" from a forum
announcing it

"It's been great working with all of you over the years. As I move on to other challenges.... blah blah blah" while the rest of the place is thinking "get out already".

[J.T.]

Good-night, sweet prince.

h7xH72dFySg

[jag]

The infamous (more than famous) PM from CBF to JT seems appropriate right about now.

[J.T.]

last thing I will ever say to you on this entire forum as long as it exists

dude I hope you die a slow painful death after being fucked up the ass by prison homos with 12 foot dicks

You really are everything that has ever been wrong with the entire fucking world. You sell out a guy you hang out with in person just to impress people you've never met that you play Madden with.

Well I hope your status in the Madden crew is tight. Hope all the blue-named Mavs fans you play Madden with, with your precious colts see you as a down ass white boy for giving them our real names, and all that info they kept trolling us with back in april.

Cuz it's really probable that they learned all that private shit from some other poster on this site, right?

You are a fucking walking zombie, because regardless of anything you ever do in this life, you're always going to know that you sold out a great person just to impress XBOX Madden Mavericks fags.

That is what you did. You fucked over someone you had real people interactions with just to gain status on the fucking internet. You are a piece of shit and I hope the next person on spurstalk that turns up dead is you.

And what's REALLY REALLY FUNNY is that you might have seen our pictures and act all tough guy but you actually know jack shit about us. Nothing other than our names. I told mike from day 1 he was stupid to hang out with you especially after he told me what a fucking walking acoustic guitar playing junkie you were.

But after this, after your shallow actions possibly leading to this bull shit...you best believe you will have the ability to shove a shank up my gooch. Because I never roll alone and you truly do not know any of us.
I cannot recognize you but if anyone I am with in Austin ever sees your ass we will follow you home and we will fucking destroy you.

Have fun playing Madden with that choker Peyton and always remember you sold out a real life friend for internet mavs props.


Fuck you and I hope you burn in hell.

[jag]

so angry

[mavs>spurs]

lmao emo (elmo??) thread

[mavs>spurs]

^like the doctor stole part of your lil weenie :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

I won't believe it until I hear it from LaMarcus Bryant.

[mavs>spurs]

the fact that you even know such little known things exist is proof that you've seeked help in the past for your weenie mutilation :lmao

[mavs>spurs]

^lol you try to rag on me about circumcision but you know more shit than i do

slowly more details are beginning to emerge from beneath the surface. i wasn't far off at all, you defensive.

[mavs>spurs]

lol first it was total ignorance of basketball, then it was religion (lol mormonism a sect of christianity), and now it's total ignorance of the male anatomy. you're just a dumb motherfucker huh.

[thispego]

:lol was it a black guy that thought he was the next D wade? Those are the worst to play with.

I think it may have been a asian dude tbh

[thispego]

m>s has an exceptionally large clitoris that he decided to call his penis, so I don't know why he scoffin hemann about this

[mavs>spurs]

i'd much rather scoff you about being a scrawny 4 eyed fuck who spends all his days on a basketball forum but can't hoop worth a damn

[MannyIsGod]

i'd much rather scoff you about being a scrawny 4 eyed fuck who spends all his days on a basketball forum but can't hoop worth a damn

:lol maybe he'll then scoff you for being a finance major who can't even manage his own money.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=202200

[mavs>spurs]

lmao can't manage my own money = asking around about credit unions

stop reaching so hard with those orangutan arms in an attempt to steal my banana

[thispego]

:lol was it a black guy that thought he was the next D wade? Those are the worst to play with.


i'd much rather scoff you about being a scrawny 4 eyed fuck who spends all his days on a basketball forum but can't hoop worth a damn

I'm pretty good at basketball tbh, if bump did indeed say I suck he's pulling from a pretty small sample size tbh. I'm not much of a ball handler tbh, but I don't try to play point either tbh. I can shoot and finish around the rim with tha best of em.

If I spend all my days here then how often would you say you're here? :lmao

[mavs>spurs]

That's funny, because not only did I hear that you suck, it wasn't even put that nicely. To be more specific, you're one of the most uncoordinated no basketball playing terrible athletes someone has ever seen, and the only thing you are good at is running around the court like a chicken with your head cut off pretending you know what's going on.

Didn't you shoot at the wrong goal? :lmao

[thispego]

That's funny, because not only did I hear that you suck, it wasn't even put that nicely. To be more specific, you're one of the most uncoordinated no basketball playing terrible athletes someone has ever seen, and the only thing you are good at is running around the court like a chicken with your head cut off pretending you know what's going on.

Didn't you shoot at the wrong goal? :lmao

Yeah that's more accurate

[DeadlyDynasty]

last thing I will ever say to you on this entire forum as long as it exists

dude I hope you die a slow painful death after being fucked up the ass by prison homos with 12 foot dicks

You really are everything that has ever been wrong with the entire fucking world. You sell out a guy you hang out with in person just to impress people you've never met that you play Madden with.

Well I hope your status in the Madden crew is tight. Hope all the blue-named Mavs fans you play Madden with, with your precious colts see you as a down ass white boy for giving them our real names, and all that info they kept trolling us with back in april.

Cuz it's really probable that they learned all that private shit from some other poster on this site, right?

You are a fucking walking zombie, because regardless of anything you ever do in this life, you're always going to know that you sold out a great person just to impress XBOX Madden Mavericks fags.

That is what you did. You fucked over someone you had real people interactions with just to gain status on the fucking internet. You are a piece of shit and I hope the next person on spurstalk that turns up dead is you.

And what's REALLY REALLY FUNNY is that you might have seen our pictures and act all tough guy but you actually know jack shit about us. Nothing other than our names. I told mike from day 1 he was stupid to hang out with you especially after he told me what a fucking walking acoustic guitar playing junkie you were.

But after this, after your shallow actions possibly leading to this bull shit...you best believe you will have the ability to shove a shank up my gooch. Because I never roll alone and you truly do not know any of us.
I cannot recognize you but if anyone I am with in Austin ever sees your ass we will follow you home and we will fucking destroy you.

Have fun playing Madden with that choker Peyton and always remember you sold out a real life friend for internet mavs props.


Fuck you and I hope you burn in hell.

I wonder whottt caused det kinda meltdown:wow

[dirk4mvp]

get that person's name out of your filthy mouth

whottt made you say that?

[Bill_Brasky]

Tbh, I thought the "m>s blames his inability to get aroused in the company of a female on his lack of foreskin" bit hemann came up with was pretty decent.

[DPG21920]

Does M>S ever shut the f*ck up. Even when he's getting destroyed he just keeps going like a retarded energizer bunny.

[DPG21920]

Tbh, I thought the "m>s blames his inability to get aroused in the company of a female on his lack of foreskin" bit hemann came up with was pretty decent.

That plus he said he wanted to get into Law so he could go into politics. I am sure the weiner skin campaign that he is so passionate about will be a great platform.

[mavs>spurs]

weaklings finding safety in numbers nothing new to see here

[CuckingFunt]

weaklings finding safety in numbers nothing new to see here

That why you're here?

[mavs>spurs]

that doesn't make sense

[DMC]

http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l482/DMCSPURS/Thispedo2.jpg

Pretty sure that fat guy hasn't even seen his dick to know if he has a foreskin.

[Ignignokt]

cuckingfunt, are you a man or woman?

Det is de question

[CuckingFunt]

cuckingfunt, are you a man or woman?

Det is de question

Dumb question, since I've answered it repeatedly.

[Ignignokt]

That plus he said he wanted to get into Law so he could go into politics. I am sure the weiner skin campaign that he is so passionate about will be a great platform.


I heard you need a platform just to take a piss in the toiley!

[Ignignokt]

Dumb question, since I've answered it repeatedly.

sucking dick perrenially does not awnser det question. On the other hand, there is reason to believe that you're chumpdumper's split personality.

[mavs>spurs]

Does M>S ever shut the f*ck up. Even when he's getting destroyed he just keeps going like a retarded energizer bunny.

that's rich coming from the forum pivot bitch who can't resist responding to every scoff that comes his way.

lol pivoting platform you stand on to suck everyone's dick

[CuckingFunt]

sucking dick perrenially does not awnser det question. On the other hand, there is reason to believe that you're chumpdumper's split personality.

I define my gender by a hell of a lot more than the fact I suck cock.

Sorry that my identity has caused you so much distress for the past six years, I guess, but I don't really care. You should probably have figured out by now that there's nothing you or anyone else can say that's going to finally make me take a picture of my twat or whatever else it would take to prove my womanhood.

[Ignignokt]

I define my gender by a hell of a lot more than the fact I suck cock.

Sorry that my identity has caused you so much distress for the past six years, I guess, but I don't really care. You should probably have figured out by now that there's nothing you or anyone else can say that's going to finally make me take a picture of my twat or whatever else it would take to prove my womanhood.

Whatever dude. You aint gonna take the pic of det twat since in reality you prolly have a small geezer pecker poking out while your posting as bieberfan69 on teen pop forums imho

[symple19]

haha, I don't think I've ever heard a woman refer to her own vag as a 'twat'

interesting word choice, CF.

[mavs>spurs]

I define my gender by a hell of a lot more than the fact I suck cock.

so does ChumpDumper but that's just one of many common denominators.

[CuckingFunt]

imho

Only part of your diatribe that matters.

[mavs>spurs]

diatribe

maybe you should hit logout and join the "diet tribe" as you call it. by the size of those 2 giant man jugs you posted det one time, i'd say you are a stocky 5'11 280 imho.

[Ignignokt]

Only part of your diatribe that matters.

your gender doesn't seem to matter when you can piss like a man with your t rex clitoris directing the urine to the urinal standing up.

[Ignignokt]

cuckingfunt's diet consist of five guy's double cheese burgers and hormone pills i saiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

[CuckingFunt]

maybe you should hit logout and join the "diet tribe" as you call it. by the size of those 2 giant man jugs you posted det one time, i'd say you are a stocky 5'11 280 imho.

Okay.

[Creepn]

maybe you should hit logout and join the "diet tribe" as you call it. by the size of those 2 giant man jugs you posted det one time, i'd say you are a stocky 5'11 280 imho.

Is that how you treat the person you love?

[mavs>spurs]

sup creepn, i broke up with the bitch you want my old saddle and spurs? you can be one of those black vaquero's and ride that giant heffer ass

[Ignignokt]

Okay.

It's not okay. having people confused about whether to address you by sir or maam is not okay.

[CuckingFunt]

your gender doesn't seem to matter when you can piss like a man with your t rex clitoris directing the urine to the urinal standing up.

You've given this entirely too much thought.

[CuckingFunt]

It's not okay. having people confused about whether to address you by sir or maam is not okay.

The only people who have ever found it confusing are the few posters here who still think this shtick is funny.

[Will Hunting]

haha, I don't think I've ever heard a woman refer to her own vag as a 'twat'

interesting word choice, CF.

It's just her latest effort to act like a "Queen of my own Universe" type woman who's really trendy and cool. That's why she signed up for a sports forum and has to constantly remind everyone that she's a woman with big tits. She wants comments about how different and unique she is.

In reality she's a fat NorCal bitch who's tits are a bi-product of her fatness and she has 20,000 posts on a sports forum, none of which being about sports.

[DMC]

so does ChumpDumper but that's just one of many common denominators.
:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

It's just her latest effort to act like a "Queen of my own Universe" type woman who's really trendy and cool. That's why she signed up for a sports forum and has to constantly remind everyone that she's a woman with big tits. She wants comments about how different and unique she is.

In reality she's a fat NorCal bitch who's tits are a bi-product of her fatness and she has 20,000 posts on a sports forum, none of which being about sports.

U mad?

'Cause it kinda sounds like u mad.

[symple19]

It's just her latest effort to act like a "Queen of my own Universe" type woman who's really trendy and cool. That's why she signed up for a sports forum and has to constantly remind everyone that she's a woman with big tits. She wants comments about how different and unique she is.

In reality she's a fat NorCal bitch who's tits are a bi-product of her fatness and she has 20,000 posts on a sports forum, none of which being about sports.

lol The reason I brought it up is that she usually goes to great lengths to flex her impressive vocabulary. Far from it in this case


The only people who have ever found it confusing are the few posters here who still think this shtick is funny.

I agree the shtick is old, but you egg it on by replying. As long as you're replying, mofo's are going to continue to take (oftentimes funny) runs at you. Iggy is particularly good at it. Do you enjoy being cannon fodder?

[CuckingFunt]

I agree the shtick is old, but you egg it on by replying. As long as you're replying, mofo's are going to continue to take (oftentimes funny) runs at you. Iggy is particularly good at it. Do you enjoy being cannon fodder?

I enjoy watching gtown make an ass of himself, which is how it appears to me.

And, yes. I'm generally amused by the elaborate fantasies people have constructed out of frustration. Including the fantasy that I would somehow be above using the word "twat," tbh.

[Sybok]

I enjoy watching gtown make an ass of himself, which is how it appears to me.

And, yes. I'm generally amused by the elaborate fantasies people have constructed out of frustration.

Tell the truth sweetie, you've got a cow tongue hanging between your legs. You may call it a clit but science does not.

[Will Hunting]

U mad?

'Cause it kinda sounds like u mad.

That's all you can come up with? u mad?

You must be self conscious about the fact your big tits are only due to the fact you're fat.

[CuckingFunt]

That's all you can come up with? u mad?

You must be self conscious about the fact your big tits are only due to the fact you're fat.

Why would I be self conscious? I'm the only person in this thread who's seen me.

[symple19]

fantasy that I would somehow be above using the word "twat," tbh.

:lol

Definitely don't have any "fantasies" about your word usage, other than the fact that your posts could typically be half as long and get across the exact same point

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/succinct

[mavs>spurs]

Why would I be self conscious? I'm the only person in this thread who's seen me.

so you admit that the picture wasn't you and that you lied for attention?

[Will Hunting]

CF is prolly the fat chick who takes pictures at weird angles for dating sites and lies about her build on her profile.

[Ignignokt]

cuckingfunt's clit has it's own foreskin.

[CuckingFunt]

so you admit that the picture wasn't you and that you lied for attention?

Nice leap, but no. The picture I posted was a picture of me.

But I acknowledge that I'm the only person here who knows that for sure.

[Sybok]

CF is prolly the fat chick who takes pictures at weird angles for dating sites and lies about her build on her profile.
http://www.pualingo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fat-chicks.png

[CuckingFunt]

cuckingfunt's clit has it's own foreskin.

All clits have their own foreskin.

But it's hardly shocking you'd be so unfamiliar with female genitals.

[Creepn]

All clits have their own foreskin.

But it's hardly shocking you'd be so unfamiliar with female genitals.

Lmao. :lol

[mavs>spurs]

The only ting here that we don't know for sure is whether your clit or your dick is larger tbh.

[Will Hunting]

http://www.pualingo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fat-chicks.png

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

The only ting here that we don't know for sure is whether or not your clit or your dick is larger tbh.

All of my dicks are considerably larger than my clit.

Otherwise what would be the point of owning them?

[Sybok]

Lmao. :lol
Like you can see the clit smothered in all that cheese you folks have.

[Sybok]

The only ting here that we don't know for sure is whether your clit or your dick is larger tbh.
There are other things we don't know for sure, like does she wear a banana hammock for it?

[Creepn]

Like you can see the clit smothered in all that cheese you folks have.

Lol taking your anger out on an innocent bystander now.

[Avante]

I pity some of these punks here, they have no idea how to treat a lay. Breeding I suppose.

[Ignignokt]

Creepn, isn't there some and1 youtube vids or some crack you should be smoking?

[Avante]

I pity some of these punks here, they have no idea how to treat a lay. Breeding I suppose.

Hahahaha, make that...lady:hat

[Sybok]

I pity some of these punks here, they have no idea how to treat a lay. Breeding I suppose.
So you call her a lay and you think that's gentleman like you fat ass bastard?

[Sybok]

Lol taking your anger out on an innocent bystander now.
Odds are you're not innocent, not according to the penal system.

[Ignignokt]

I don't know how creepn has all the energy to be posting here late after picking all that cotton in the heat earlier..

[Creepn]

Odds are you're not innocent, not according to the penal system.

If you don't know what Funt's gender is then you certainly don't know my record.

[mavs>spurs]

no, but we sure as hell all know your voting record crofl crofl

[Creepn]

I don't know how creepn has all the energy to be posting here late after picking all that cotton in the heat earlier..

Better genes. Thanks to your white ancestors.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Sybok is going HAM on some scros

[Sybok]

If you don't know what Funt's gender is then you certainly don't know my record.
As much pain as radiates from your posts with any mention of a darker than white shade, it's not hard to figure. I deal in pain, in case you didn't know.

My name is Sybok

[Avante]

So you call her a lay and you think that's gentleman like you fat ass bastard?

Don't mess with me ya little shit, I called her a lady. Fucking punk ass bitch!

[Creepn]

no, but we sure as hell all know your voting record crofl crofl

Damn right, Obama12.

[symple19]

crofl

CF with a few zingers

Gotta love how a drunken thread started by an emo douchebag got turned into a referendum on CF's weight/sex

It's why ST is so glorious

[Sybok]

I don't know how creepn has all the energy to be posting here late after picking all that cotton in the heat earlier..

It's not the picking, but the jumping down, turning around part that gets them.

[Avante]

As much pain as radiates from your posts with any mention of a darker than white shade, it's not hard to figure. I deal in pain, in case you didn't know.

My name is Sybok

I think you suck bitch now show me some of that pain. That's a challenge punk.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Don't mess with me ya little shit, I called her a lady. Fucking punk ass bitch!
No, you called her a lay.

That type 2 beetus you have must be killing brain cells.

[CuckingFunt]

It's not the picking, but the jumping down, turning around part that gets them.

Makes no sense to go for sterotyped black jokes and then suggest that the dancing would be difficult.

[Ignignokt]

Better genes. Thanks to your white ancestors.

lol still on avg 78 iq.

[Sybok]

I think you suck bitch now show me some of that pain. That's a challenge punk.

Being the empath that I am, I do not cater to old fat people. I might offer you help to share your pain, if you're lucky.

[mavs>spurs]

Damn right, Obama12.

lol i got an idea for an obama political ad. they should like interview a single black mother and show all the food stamps and aid he's going to offer her and her 8 kids. they could run it under the slogan "nom noms for niglets"

let me know what you think we'll pitch it to a PAC..

[Avante]

No, you called her a lay.

That type 2 beetus you have must be killing brain cells.

What happened to that pain cocksucker? I feel just great. I thought you dealth in pain, fucking liar!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lol i got an idea for an obama political ad. they should like interview a single black mother and show all the food stamps and aid he's going to offer her and her 8 kids. they could run it under the slogan "nom noms for niglets"

let me know what you think we'll pitch it to a PAC..
They could use the black lady who said, "Obama gon' pay fo' my gas!" when he got elected.

[Creepn]

lol still on avg 78 iq.

As I said to Sybok, if you don't don't know Funt's gender, then you certainly don't know my IQ either.

[Sybok]

Makes no sense to go for sterotyped black jokes and then suggest that the dancing would be difficult.
Which is why I wasn't talking about difficulty, but physical exertion. What are you saying about blacks anyhow? As a Vulcan, I have endured being stereotyped as an uncaring, unemotional wax figure of a man when in reality I am a bundle of love.

[Avante]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried it, this totally.."hi I'm 17 and stupid"...but it feels soooo fucking ridiculous. It's not me.

Carry on kiddies.

[Creepn]

lol i got an idea for an obama political ad. they should like interview a single black mother and show all the food stamps and aid he's going to offer her and her 8 kids. they could run it under the slogan "nom noms for niglets"

let me know what you think we'll pitch it to a PAC..

I think that would get Obama more white votes with that one.

[Sybok]

They could use the black lady who said, "Obama gon' pay fo' my gas!" when he got elected.
They could have a black man holding a baby in a delivery room and Obama steps in and says "you didn't make that".

[mavs>spurs]

I refuse to act with common decency

maybe you're not so mature afterall.

[Sybok]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried it, this totally.."hi I'm 17 and stupid"...but it feels soooo fucking ridiculous. It's not me.

Carry on kiddies.
Pick your balls up and go to bed.

[Sybok]

As I said to Sybok, if you don't don't know Funt's gender, then you certainly don't know my IQ either.
I didn't mention your IQ (being from Vulcan I assume that means "I Quit" which is typical for your type).

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

They could have a black man holding a baby in a delivery room and Obama steps in and says "you didn't make that".
Then the black would come back with, "Dis mean I aint gotta pay no child support NIGGA!"

[symple19]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried it, this totally.."hi I'm 17 and stupid"...but it feels soooo fucking ridiculous. It's not me.

Carry on kiddies.

Why did you name yourself after a shitty south korean car?

And no, you're definitely not "getting ahead"

maybe giving some...

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Pick your balls up and go to bed.
:lmao

[Creepn]

Then the black would come back with, "Dis mean I aint gotta pay no child support NIGGA!"


Pretty creative. Make it into a YouTube video. I guarantee you'll get over a million views.

[Avante]

Pick your balls up and go to bed.

Dude, talking like a retarded junior high student while in hiding might have you cumming all over yourself. it bores the fuck out me. So get fucked ya immature little freak.

Good night:hat

[symple19]

cumming all over yourself. it bores the fuck out me. So get fucked ya immature little freak.



This was rather eloquent. You get on out there and show those kiddies how to be mature!!!!

[symple19]

You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, I should have been a black dude. All I do is black, hell my best friend is black. You are 100% wrong.



You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, I should have been a black dude. All I do is black, hell my best friend is black. You are 100% wrong.



You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, I should have been a black dude. All I do is black, hell my best friend is black. You are 100% wrong.



You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, I should have been a black dude. All I do is black, hell my best friend is black. You are 100% wrong.




You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, I should have been a black dude. All I do is black, hell my best friend is black. You are 100% wrong.




You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, I should have been a black dude. All I do is black, hell my best friend is black. You are 100% wrong.




You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, I should have been a black dude. All I do is black, hell my best friend is black. You are 100% wrong.




You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, I should have been a black dude. All I do is black, hell my best friend is black. You are 100% wrong.





You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, I should have been a black dude. All I do is black, hell my best friend is black. You are 100% wrong.




You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, I should have been a black dude. All I do is black, hell my best friend is black. You are 100% wrong.





You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, I should have been a black dude. All I do is black, hell my best friend is black. You are 100% wrong.





You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, I should have been a black dude. All I do is black, hell my best friend is black. You are 100% wrong.

[symple19]

:lmao

[mavs>spurs]

lol 74 year old wigga

[symple19]

Nothing better than the "best friend is black" card

The last resort of a racist bigot

[Creepn]

Lol I honestly thought Avante was black.

[Avante]

Lol I honestly thought Avante was black.

Yes I know, everyone always thinks that. I'm dead serious when I say I'm a black man in a white body.

[symple19]

:lmao

[Sybok]

Dude, talking like a retarded junior high student while in hiding might have you cumming all over yourself. it bores the fuck out me. So get fucked ya immature little freak.

Good night:hat
Who are you kidding gramps, you're a perv from the old school. You're probably beating that flaccid gut skin like it's on fire. You won't leave because the alternative to this is your real life even even I couldn't talk you down from that ledge if you cross that imaginary line back.

[Creepn]

Yes I know, everyone always thinks that. I'm dead serious when I say I'm a black man in a white body.

Lol. If you really really really want to be black, you will have to go through a special baptism. Getting the approval for such a baptism is extremely difficult.

[symple19]

I'm dead serious when I say I'm a black man in a white body.

How so?

[Avante]

Lol. If you really really really want to be black, you will have to go through a special baptism. Getting the approval for such a baptism is extremely difficult.

It's not that I'm wanting to be black it's that everything I do is black.

[Avante]

How so?

I was a running back who ran with speed, quickness and elusiveness.

I was a sprinter.

I'm a dancer, have that rhythm.

I walk, carry myself like a black dude.

Most of what I listen to is primitive blues.

I married a blonde.

On my Fortress of Solitude walls, pictures of black sprinters, footballers, blues cats.

[symple19]

It's not that I'm wanting to be black it's that everything I do is black.

still waiting for you to explain just how you're a black man in a white body

and what in the hell does the above mean?

[symple19]

I was a running back who ran with speed, quickness and elusiveness.

I was a sprinter.

I'm a dancer, have that rhythm.

I walk, carry myself like a black dude.

Most of what I listen to is primitive blues.

I married a blonde.

On my Fortress of Solitude walls, pictures of black sprinters, footballers, blues cats.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Jesus fucking christ. So you're schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur and an unhealthy penis envy of black guys...got it

I will say I laughed when you said you married a blonde

[symple19]

I was a running back who ran with speed, quickness and elusiveness.



polk high...

amiright?

http://www.80stees.com/images/Halloween_Costumes/Al_Bundy_Polk_High_costume-link.jpg

[Avante]

still waiting for you to explain just how you're a black man in a white body

and what in the hell does the above mean?

I just did, I wake up listening to old blind black dudes singing, I go to bed listening to old blind black dudes singing. I read about song writers in Harlem, old jazz cats in New Orleans, obscure sprinters from HBCU schools, read about cats like Tiger Flowers, Kid Chocolate, Kid Gavilan. I mimic harmonica legend Noah Lewis, I do James Brown impersonations. I tried Prince but it's looks funny when you're a big guy.

[symple19]

This really and truly can't possibly get any better

[symple19]

I bet you made an elaborate outline when you came up with your e-persona

[Avante]

polk high...

amiright?

http://www.80stees.com/images/Halloween_Costumes/Al_Bundy_Polk_High_costume-link.jpg


8P0Vo-MQJXw (http://8P0Vo-MQJXw)

Only bigger.

[AussieFanKurt]

It's not that I'm wanting to be black it's that everything I do is black.

At first when you started posting I thought you were serious but is this becoming or always has been a troll. Beginning to think this tbh after this statement

[Avante]

I bet you made an elaborate outline when you came up with your e-persona

I took....

historian type knowledge of

boxing
football
blues
rock & roll
sci fi/fantasy
movies
classic authors
track & field
rasslin'
classic TV

then went with a lot from pro rasslin', meaning it's the bad guys everyone wants to see, and...Bingo:hat

[symple19]

:lol

[Creepn]

You can do James Brown impersonations?? Oh hell yeah. You should be a shoo in for that baptism.

[Avante]

At first when you started posting I thought you were serious but is this becoming or always has been a troll. Beginning to think this tbh after this statement

I am serious, I don't troll.

[Avante]

You can do James Brown impersonations?? Oh hell yeah. You should be a shoo in for that baptism.

Yep, me and some buddies won a talent show in HS my senior year with this...


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[symple19]

I took....

historian type knowledge of

boxing
football
blues
rock & roll
sci fi/fantasy
movies
classic authors
track & field
rasslin'
classic TV

then went with a lot from pro rasslin', meaning it's the bad guys everyone wants to see, and...Bingo:hat

The best part of this is that you claim to have "historian type knowledge" of "rasslin'"

are you proud of this?

Furthermore, with such an impressive resume' of "historian type knowledge", do you consider yourself an intellectual?

[Avante]

The best part of this is that you claim to have "historian type knowledge" of "rasslin'"

are you proud of this?

Furthermore, with such an impressive resume' of "historian type knowledge", do you consider yourself an intellectual?

Once you accept the fact that pro wrestling is show business it's the politics involved, very very interesting as are the dudes who play the characters. Very colorful, interesting.

Let's just say I understand human nature and do know possess a wealth of useless/obscure knowledge. If in a room full of intellectuals I'd do just fine.

[symple19]

Once you accept the fact that pro wrestling is show business it's the politics involved, very very interesting as are the dudes who play the characters. Very colorful, interesting.

pro wrestling basically consists of sweaty men in tights delivering bad lines constructed by awful writers to throngs of mouth-breathing, trailer dwelling, cretins

I'll bet my above description describes you perfectly



Let's just say I understand human nature and do know possess a wealth of useless/obscure knowledge. If in a room full of intellectuals I'd do just fine.

What exactly led to your understanding of human nature. Would it qualify as "historian type knowledge" :lol

[Avante]

pro wrestling basically consists of sweaty men in tights delivering bad lines constructed by awful writers to throngs of mouth-breathing, trailer dwelling, cretins

I'll bet my above description describes you perfectly




What exactly led to your understanding of human nature. Would it qualify as "historian type knowledge" :lol

Do you want to talk like a couple intelligent mature adults or act like a little punk ass kid, let me know.

[symple19]

Do you want to talk like a couple intelligent mature adults or act like a little punk ass kid, let me know.

I much prefer the "punk-ass kid" route.


please refer to the ocho-cinco thread where I called you a coward, a hypocrite, and a liar


is that too much for you to handle?


It's entirely possible that you should give serious thought to not posting here anymore....


Short of that, you should at least contemplate what the words "humility", "modesty", and "humbleness" mean

[Avante]

I much prefer the "punk-ass kid" route.


please refer to the ocho-cinco thread where I called you a coward, a hypocrite, and a liar


is that too much for you to handle?


It's entirely possible that you should give serious thought to not posting here anymore....


Short of that, you should at least contemplate what the words "humility", "modesty", and "humbleness" mean

Like I told you up there, act like a punk you will get treated like one. Don't follow me around anymore ya little freak, ok?

See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[symple19]

Like I told you up there, act like a punk you will get treated like one. Don't follow me around anymore ya little freak, ok?

See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

buh-bye

:lol

[The Reckoning]

well drunken cbf, it's been fun.

stay sharp, dah. make sure to get your tetanus shot every 10 years, and a daily intake of vitamin C.

[Clipper Nation]

:cry Don't mess with me ya little shit, I called her a lady. Fucking punk ass bitch! :cry


I pity some of these punks here, they have no idea how to treat a lay.

[J.T.]

haha, I don't think I've ever heard a woman refer to her own vag as a 'twat'

interesting word choice, CF.

You should get out more, sym.

[log in/log out goods]

I don't know about his basketball skill but it is common knowledge that pego is a typical feminine beta-cuck who supported some slut's bastard child because she was desperate to find someone to settle down with.

Pretty soon one of these attractive alphas, who pounded her in her early years, will come around again, still charming as ever. Cucky will be forced to sleep on the couch as these men come by and go to town on her like pego could only dream of doing

[MeloHype]

This is funny

[The Reckoning]

cbf was a quality poster. one of the mookie crew's finest IMO.


pouring out a little nos for the homie

[mrsmaalox]

cbf was a quality poster. one of the mookie crew's finest IMO.


pouring out a little nos for the homie

The original ST crew, there have been no others come close :(

[J.T.]

Xbox Madden Mavericks Faggots, tbh.

[DMC]

The original ST crew, there have been no others come close :(:violin

[mrsmaalox]

:violin

:cry

[DeadlyDynasty]

You truly do not know any of us

[mrsmaalox]

You truly do not know any of us

And you are who?

[benefactor]

Classic thread tbh :lol