Lets make a porn

[DeadlyDynasty]

Give me some ideas. Right now I'm thinking of a one-act where a naked chick just works the gyno machine at the gym for 30 minutes. Lots of zoom in-zoom out shots, some slow motion, orgasmic facial expressions, sweat dripping from her thighs.

Take it from there...gonna need a soundtrack, and perhaps some character development.

[DMC]

Imagine a large black cock going in and out of your gaping maw, your head planted firmly on the back of the couch as some field hand is sawing your tonsils out with his night stick.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Imagine a large black cock going in and out of your gaping maw, your head planted firmly on the back of the couch as some field hand is sawing your tonsils out with his night stick.

You were great in that flick...u took his 13 inches like a champ:tu. Where were the womens, though?

[AussieFanKurt]

30 minutes is a long time. Too long

[AussieFanKurt]

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[lefty]

She sees a muscular dude

"you are in great shape, you must have a big dick "

" well ... "

" Im sure its much bigger than my black husband's invisible dick "

" Wait, isnt your husband BRhornet ? "

[DeadlyDynasty]

30 minutes is a long time. Too long

Lemme specify what i said earlier...i'd like this to be a 30-minute production. Right now we have Girl 1 working the gyno.

Thanks to our other creative consultant, we now have a scene where a new gym member (DMC) is getting railed by Jamal...rather than it be over a couch--lets make it over the hamstring machine--for plot congruence purposes. In comes personal trainer Steve, who tries to sell DMC supplements whilst he's getting plowed.


Lets take it from there...i like where this is going btw...it appeals to all genders.

[baseline bum]

Solo stuff is shitty. What should happen is she goes into the shower, takes a piss when she thinks no one is looking (it's all pipes!), gets caught by another chick, and then the other chick pins her down and pisses all over her. Anyways, that's a good opening for the scene.

[Lincoln]

She sees a muscular dude

"you are in great shape, you must have a big dick "

" well ... "

" Im sure its much bigger than my black husband's invisible dick "

" Wait, isnt your husband BRhornet ? "

Your jokes get shittier and shittier with each passing year.

[lefty]

Your jokes get shittier and shittier with each passing year.

Please make a joke


Oh wait truth hurts


You are a black dude with a tiny dick :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

She sees a muscular dude

"you are in great shape, you must have a big dick "

" well ... "

" Im sure its much bigger than my black husband's invisible dick "

" Wait, isnt your husband BRhornet ? "

You've been demoted to a PA...go grab me some coffee.

[lefty]

You've been demoted to a PA...go grab me some coffee.

Sir yes Sir

[Lincoln]

imo should be more subtle, girl 1 should be working the hip abduction/vagina press machine and a horny muscular gym douche comes by wondering if it really works.

girl 1 then gets all slutty and they end up fucking on the bench press causing girl 2 to get jealous and thinking of ways to get aforementioned gym douche.

something like that

[DeadlyDynasty]

Btw, im going to need to hire midnightpulp for editing purposes. He has Final Cut Pro and can give this story the boost it needs.

[DeadlyDynasty]

imo should be more subtle, girl 1 should be working the hip abduction/vagina press machine and a horny muscular gym douche comes by wondering if it really works.

girl 1 then gets all slutty and they end up fucking on the bench press causing girl 2 to get jealous and thinking of ways to get aforementioned gym douche.

something like that

Not bad, lets keep the creative juices flowing (no pun)

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'd also like to bring on CF to inject some avant garde-ness into the production.

[baseline bum]

I'd also like to bring on CF to inject some avant garde-ness into the production.

You honestly need to let FkLA direct it.

[CuckingFunt]

I'd also like to bring on CF to inject some avant garde-ness into the production.

I dunno. The way this is shaping up so far, all I'd have to contribute is a yawn.

[lefty]

I dunno. The way this is shaping up so far, all I'd have to contribute is a yawn.

:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

I dunno. The way this is shaping up so far, all I'd have to contribute is a yawn.

Oh don't be that way...we all have to do a Jaws 4 before we get a Batman trilogy.
What if I added some Annie Lennox to the soundtrack? I'm thinking of "Why?" During DMC's scene. Beautiful, but tragic.

Remember babe, this is our production so we can take this anywhere. The gyno scene stays though.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh don't be that way...we all have to do a Jaws 4 before we get a Batman trilogy.
What if I added some Annie Lennox to the soundtrack? I'm thinking of "Why?" During DMC's scene. Beutiful, but tragic.

No me gusta music during sex. In porn or in life.

[baseline bum]

Don't listen to her; the 1983 mellow keyboard score is a must.

[DeadlyDynasty]

No me gusta music during sex. In porn or in life.

Really? its hard to imagine one without the other except for spontaneous moments. To each their own, i suppose.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Don't listen to her; the 1983 mellow keyboard score is a must.

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

This would be good for the soundtrack, though:

Rhxxfnckev8

[CuckingFunt]

Really? its hard to imagine one without the other except for spontaneous moments. To each their own, i suppose.

I've always thought it a distraction. The sex part should be interesting enough that it doesn't need enhancement.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I've always thought it a distraction. The sex part should be interesting enough that it doesn't need enhancement.

I'm self-conscious about my grunting

[CuckingFunt]

I'm self-conscious about my grunting

Guys often are.

[Lincoln]

check out Motivation by Kelly Rowland. it fits the theme tbh

[baseline bum]

You could always go with a classic porn theme song

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[CuckingFunt]

This movie should probably have one of them 10-minute long, slo-mo, psychedelic money shots like in Behind the Green Door.

[symple19]

You've been demoted to a PA...go grab me some coffee.

Pa?!?!?

Don't you mean fluffer?

[Creepn]

I'm self-conscious about my grunting

You grunt? Nasty.

The only sounds should be a woman's passionate sounds and the sounds that comes from the rythms of sex like the bed for example or the slapping of skins.

[LnGrrrR]

I think an amputee should be involved in a scene somehow.

[DeadlyDynasty]

You grunt? Nasty.

The only sounds should be a woman's passionate sounds and the sounds that comes from the rythms of sex like the bed for example or the slapping of skins.

Are you retarded?

[DeadlyDynasty]

I think an amputee should be involved in a scene somehow.

Does Joe Chalupa qualify as an amputee?

[Creepn]

Are you retarded?

WHOOWHOO AAH WHOO! You must sound like a monkey in the sack with all that grunting bullshit. I bet your the type to e dripping sweat all over the woman too.

[CuckingFunt]

e dripping sweat all over the woman

Do we really need another thread about e-dating?

[DeadlyDynasty]

WHOOWHOO AAH WHOO! You must sound like a monkey in the sack with all that grunting bullshit. I bet your the type to e dripping sweat all over the woman too.

You sound like a virgin...or else you wouldn't have copy and pasted that cosmo-esque diatribe in your first post:rollin

[DMC]

The hero's name needs to be Dr Swole.

[AussieFanKurt]

WHOOWHOO AAH WHOO! You must sound like a monkey in the sack with all that grunting bullshit. I bet your the type to e dripping sweat all over the woman too.

Yeah I'm with you on this one, can't say much gruntin' coming from me in the sack

[DMC]

and he needs to fart when he cums.

[DMC]

Yeah I'm with you on this one, can't say much gruntin' coming from me in the sack
That's because your face is buried in the pillow.

[AussieFanKurt]

and he needs to fart when he cums.

That's an interesting fetish, what's it called?

[DeadlyDynasty]

That's because your face is buried in the pillow.

Crofl...well done:lol

[DMC]

That's an interesting fetish, what's it called?
Dual exhaust

[AussieFanKurt]

That's because your face is buried in the pillow.

hehehe gay joke, so cutting edge and original

[Creepn]

Lol I don't know why people hate DMC.

[LnGrrrR]

We should just make a real life anime. I suggest Ogenki Clinic. Or anything with penis-tentacle monsters.

[ginobili's bald spot]

So far we've learned that Aussiefagkurt and creepin don't like their men making noise during sex.

[AussieFanKurt]

So far we've learned that Aussiefagkurt and creepin don't like their men making noise during sex.

Assuming homosexuality through everything.. sure you're not hiding something, son?

[Avante]

I need to bone up on porn.

[LnGrrrR]

I'm thinking pirates vs ninja porn. Pirates rape the Emperors consort and steal her virgin essence, and the Emperor sends out female ninjas to seduce the pirates and return her spiritual purity. Swashbuckling, swordfighting and lots of planks.

[symple19]

So far we've learned that Aussiefagkurt and creepin don't like their men making noise during sex.

rofl

[Sybok]

If we could get some slightly tinted women, green of course, and those ears. I want to cum in those ears.

[baseline bum]

Stories suck in porn. Just get to the fucking fucking.

[The Gemini Method]

Yo DD I like the panache you have in your pornographic desire. Can I chip in as a producer in this endeavor?

[LnGrrrR]

Stories suck in porn. Just get to the fucking fucking.

Philistine.

[The Gemini Method]

I do like LnGrrrR's ninja vs pirate orgy-based porn idea...

[baseline bum]

Philistine.

I know you saw Boogie Nights once and probably mourned at the death of the narrative once media switched from film to cassette, but the fact of the matter is porn can only be reasonably watched for about 3 minutes, real talk.

[lakerhaterade]

hehehe gay joke, so cutting edge and original

Hehe

Fucking faggot

[Leetonidas]

There needs to be girls farting into each others' mouths

[DMC]

I know you saw Boogie Nights once and probably mourned at the death of the narrative once media switched from film to cassette, but the fact of the matter is porn can only be reasonably watched for about 3 minutes, real talk.
That's about 2x what I need tbh.

[LnGrrrR]

I know you saw Boogie Nights once and probably mourned at the death of the narrative once media switched from film to cassette, but the fact of the matter is porn can only be reasonably watched for about 3 minutes, real talk.

That's because they don't have any vision. Our porn will be a sweeping epic, filled with tears and boners. Our audience will laugh as they cry, and pee as they cum. Don't ask me how, all I know is it can be and will be done.