extra stout

[Lincoln]

err..i mean Kool. what you up to tonight brah

[DMC]

tbh, how's Houston this time of year bro?

[monosylab1k]

Is there any confirmation to this. I have serious doubts tbh. Do any of you remember Extra Stout? Seriously, if he became Kool then that's the single most improbable 180 in internet history. ES was a very cerebral Spurs fan. A homer, but intelligent and fairly reasonable. The exact opposite of Kool. This would be like finding out Stephen Hawking was a ghostwriter for the Ying Yang Twins.

[ElNono]

Is there any confirmation to this. I have serious doubts tbh. Do any of you remember Extra Stout? Seriously, if he became Kool then that's the single most improbable 180 in internet history. ES was a very cerebral Spurs fan. A homer, but intelligent and fairly reasonable. The exact opposite of Kool. This would be like finding out Stephen Hawking was a ghostwriter for the Ying Yang Twins.

Completely agree. This is like finding out FromWayDowntown was luva, tbh...

[ginobili's bald spot]

Is there any confirmation to this. I have serious doubts tbh. Do any of you remember Extra Stout? Seriously, if he became Kool then that's the single most improbable 180 in internet history. ES was a very cerebral Spurs fan. A homer, but intelligent and fairly reasonable. The exact opposite of Kool. This would be like finding out Stephen Hawking was a ghostwriter for the Ying Yang Twins.

I'm not sure why people are assuming it's him. All we know is that Kool is a spurs fan who hasn't posted as a spurs fan since he started posting as Kool.

[Lincoln]

Kori casually stated that ES still posts under a different username even after he left which was right around the time Kool came about.

[Lincoln]

We got niggas working on this developing story tho as we speak so we should know in the near future, tbh.

[Koolaid_Man]

err..i mean Kool. what you up to tonight brah

ok ok ok..you caught me...I've already told you clowns....that my trolls are HarlemHeat, Bump, and the Spur troll that was hidden is indeed Extra Stout...Kori is now trying to back track....she told me long time ago that she wouldn't tell... Kori is a home girl from West Covina, California...what I will say is that I underestimated Kori's willingness to troll the fuck out you guys...

Kori says: "Since Kool became Kool he's only been Kool"...but ask yourself is she being forthright...let me tell you...she's fucking trolling you guys...:lol

Kool has been and always will be a 6'4 guard originally hailing from the San Ysidro Valley in Cali....a true Laker and back office worker doing what he does best...repping that Purp and Gold...don't try to tie me in with that gay ass crew rocking tramp stamps and tongue rings...nice try phaggots...but the Naruto shtick yall played with Luva only feeds into my masterplan...So bring it...you'll find that (in the immortal words of Cully) I will deviously look forward to the challenge with equal amounts of anticipation and determination... Let us proceed !


Lastly stop being mad...we got Dwight you didn't...we got Nash you didn't, we got Jamison you didn't...get over it....I think this is the basketball god's way of punishing Kori and the Spurs for doing what she did the Kool, Luva, and Cully...I told her this would happen and now the final act of LA completely owning Tim Duncan while he's on his last legs (no pun) will be well deserved... Karma is a bitch :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

:lol KoolSpur_Fan exposed

[Latarian Milton]

yeah i agree ES & kool turning out to be the same person would be epic like the ending of berry's movie perfect stranger tbh, but we need affirmation from both sides before making it a done case. you can't make the final conclusion based on whatever the sand n!gger says tbh

[jag]

Is there any confirmation to this. I have serious doubts tbh. Do any of you remember Extra Stout? Seriously, if he became Kool then that's the single most improbable 180 in internet history. ES was a very cerebral Spurs fan. A homer, but intelligent and fairly reasonable. The exact opposite of Kool. This would be like finding out Stephen Hawking was a ghostwriter for the Ying Yang Twins.

:lol

[DMC]

All that has to happen is for Kori to deny it like she did with HH37.

[lakerhaterade]

C'mon, just come out with the fucking truth already.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

DMC is a swole ass internet detective tbh. If he says Kool is Extra Stout then there's a good reason for it.

[Koolaid_Man]

DMC is a swole ass internet detective tbh. If he says Kool is Extra Stout then there's a good reason for it.


:lol

[ChumpDumper]

If true, well done.

[Koolaid_Man]

If true, well done.

Kool ever being a Spur fan is bout as true as a prime Kwame Brown being superior to a prime Tim Duncan. :lol

[DPG21920]

I have a hard time believing Kori would let a friend welsh. Can't be a normal ST poster that Kori actually knows IMO.

[DMC]

DMC is a swole ass internet detective tbh. If he says Kool is Extra Stout then there's a good reason for it.
There are a few reasons:

1st, it's against his posting style completely so that's the negative.

However, before he parted ways as ES, he issued an ominous warning. A few posts prior he complimented Timvp on the Rogue troll, saying he admired how well he was developed (whatever).

Kori has stated Kool is from Houston. ES is from Houston.

Kori stated Kool hasn't posted as his Spurfan name since he became Kool. ES hasn't posted as ES since 01/01/2010. Kool registered 01/29/2010.

Kori stated ES still posts under a different name.

I wasn't going to make a thread about it but since there's one already, that's about all I got tbh.

Eventually Kori has denied any such claim, so if she says Kool isn't ES that's that. In my logic I didn't factor in that Kori would intentionally mislead.

[Lincoln]

There are a few reasons:

1st, it's against his posting style completely so that's the negative.

However, before he parted ways as ES, he issued an ominous warning. A few posts prior he complimented Timvp on the Rogue troll, saying he admired how well he was developed (whatever).

Kori has stated Kool is from Houston. ES is from Houston.

Kori stated Kool hasn't posted as his Spurfan name since he became Kool. ES hasn't posted as ES since 01/01/2010. Kool registered 01/29/2010.

Kori stated ES still posts under a different name.

I wasn't going to make a thread about it but since there's one already, that's about all I got tbh.

:wow there you have it niggas, DMuthafuckinChink with the detective goods. Kori, what say you

[The Reckoning]

:wakeup


joly phuck you guys have alot of time on your hands

[DMC]

:wow there you have it niggas, DMuthafuckinChink with the detective goods. Kori, what say you
And I am about 60% on it as it is. Worth asking.

[dirk4mvp]

There are a few reasons:

1st, it's against his posting style completely so that's the negative.

However, before he parted ways as ES, he issued an ominous warning. A few posts prior he complimented Timvp on the Rogue troll, saying he admired how well he was developed (whatever).

Kori has stated Kool is from Houston. ES is from Houston.

Kori stated Kool hasn't posted as his Spurfan name since he became Kool. ES hasn't posted as ES since 01/01/2010. Kool registered 01/29/2010.

Kori stated ES still posts under a different name.

I wasn't going to make a thread about it but since there's one already, that's about all I got tbh.



http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/VS/Comparision%20n%20Similarity/T-MAC/n%20VC/2005thefirstroundofthesecond2.gif

[DMC]

:wakeup


joly phuck you guys have alot of time on your hands
It doesn't take much time. All of that information is available on this site, and Kori dropping hints every few months helps (assuming they are true).

[ginobili's bald spot]

There are a few reasons:

1st, it's against his posting style completely so that's the negative.

However, before he parted ways as ES, he issued an ominous warning. A few posts prior he complimented Timvp on the Rogue troll, saying he admired how well he was developed (whatever).

Kori has stated Kool is from Houston. ES is from Houston.

Kori stated Kool hasn't posted as his Spurfan name since he became Kool. ES hasn't posted as ES since 01/01/2010. Kool registered 01/29/2010.

Kori stated ES still posts under a different name.

I wasn't going to make a thread about it but since there's one already, that's about all I got tbh.

Eventually Kori has denied any such claim, so if she says Kool isn't ES that's that. In my logic I didn't factor in that Kori would intentionally mislead.



Good work DMC.

[DMC]

Not yet. Could be a lot of coincidences.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The fact it's completely against ES's posting style is as much of a positive as it is a negative. If someone really did stop using his Spurs account and has stayed in character as Kool this entire time, it's someone who's pulled off an ungodly trolling act and someone who's able to post exactly opposite to the way he used to post.

Kori viewing thread, we're about to find out :lol

[DMC]

I have my doubts.

[Kori Ellis]

Interesting theory :wakeup

[ginobili's bald spot]

Interesting theory :wakeup

And boom goes the dynamite.

[DMC]

lol

[DMC]

I saw that El Nono

[ElNono]

uh?

[Lincoln]

:lol kori you need to reveal who it is, you can't keep playing us. We will find out eventually so just save us the time and trouble tbh

[NASpurs]

If this is true, then I wouldn't know what to believe anymore at this site. I'll just assume that Spurstalk is a figment of Extra Stout's imagination, everyone here is one of his trolls and there's some kind of Inception shit going on here. Am I one of his trolls? Mind blown!

[ginobili's bald spot]

uh?

Claiming to be kool when you aren't is pretty lame imo.

[timvp]

:lol Extra Stout is/was probably the smartest poster on all of SpursTalk. I know he did/does post under other aliases, which he has even admitted to, but to think he's Kool would be a stretch of epic proportions. If he wanted to make a troll, Extra Stout's genius would come up with something better, IMO. Dude is literally one of the smartest people I've ever ran into on these here interwebs.

[jag]

There are a few reasons:

1st, it's against his posting style completely so that's the negative.

However, before he parted ways as ES, he issued an ominous warning. A few posts prior he complimented Timvp on the Rogue troll, saying he admired how well he was developed (whatever).

Kori has stated Kool is from Houston. ES is from Houston.

Kori stated Kool hasn't posted as his Spurfan name since he became Kool. ES hasn't posted as ES since 01/01/2010. Kool registered 01/29/2010.

Kori stated ES still posts under a different name.

I wasn't going to make a thread about it but since there's one already, that's about all I got tbh.

Eventually Kori has denied any such claim, so if she says Kool isn't ES that's that. In my logic I didn't factor in that Kori would intentionally mislead.

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/damn/grand/damn-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-1299.gif

[DMC]

:lol kori you need to reveal who it is, you can't keep playing us. We will find out eventually so just save us the time and trouble tbh
She didn't deny it. She said it's an interesting theory. In the past she's said "but inaccurate". Wait for it. She's also said she won't tell us if we guess it. She cannot out a troll, that wouldn't be fair to them. So, you can get a "negative" but you cannot get a "positive", however the lack of a negative could indicate a positive. Ambiguity is the only way to go, even that leaves the door open.

[mavs>spurs]

:lol Extra Stout is/was probably the smartest poster on all of SpursTalk. I know he did/does post under other aliases, which he has even admitted to, but to think he's Kool would be a stretch of epic proportions. If he wanted to make a troll, Extra Stout's genius would come up with something better, IMO. Dude is literally one of the smartest people I've ever ran into on these here interwebs.

if you revered the guy so highly, then you'd surely cover for him too

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Here are two different instances where Extra Stout sarcastically uses the term "Kool":

But the entire Western Hemisphere from San Antonio southward down to Tierra del Fuego is Spurs country now. Focus on them, and not the shallow "kool kids" who will never love us.


The Kool Kids in the media don't make him their "chosen one" because he doesn't fit the mold of what they want to write or talk about.

[DMC]

:lol Extra Stout is/was probably the smartest poster on all of SpursTalk. I know he did/does post under other aliases, which he has even admitted to, but to think he's Kool would be a stretch of epic proportions. If he wanted to make a troll, Extra Stout's genius would come up with something better, IMO. Dude is literally one of the smartest people I've ever ran into on these here interwebs.
Then say ES isn't posting under the name Koolaid_Man. Nice political dodge btw :lol

[timvp]

if you revered the guy so highly, then you'd surely cover for him too

Would I allow a genius to get pinked?

[mavs>spurs]

Would I allow a genius to get pinked?

yeah you couldn't very well avoid it without undermining your EC creation right?

i'd say anyone who could fake being this stupid and pull it off for so long without breaking character could be a genius.

[DMC]

Would I allow a genius to get pinked?
:lol

Yes, you would have to as he would insist on it.

[ginobili's bald spot]

Would I allow a genius to get pinked?

You seem too eager to convince people that it's not him tbh. Smells fishy.

[jag]

Here are two different instances where Extra Stout sarcastically uses the term "Kool":

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/excited/grand/excited-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-629.gif

[ElNono]

Claiming to be kool when you aren't is pretty lame imo.

figured it wouldn't work either, had plenty of exchanges with pinky, tbh...

[ElNono]

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/excited/grand/excited-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-629.gif

:rollin

[DMC]

figured it wouldn't work either, had plenty of exchanges with pinky, tbh...
You have different misspellings that Kool never had. I don't think you do it intentionally. A troll (good one) would misspell to throw off the forum, but their original name has no need to.

[ElNono]

You have different misspellings that Kool never had. I don't think you do it intentionally. A troll (good one) would misspell to throw off the forum, but their original name has no need to.

plus I've said many times I don't have trolls and it's still true.

[DMC]

plus I've said many times I don't have trolls and it's still true.
Plus Kori said he hasn't posted again under his Spurs name. Have to have a standard and trust it, win or lose.

[ginobili's bald spot]

IMO Kori confirmed it with that post. Every other time she said the guesses were wrong. This time she just says "interesting". She obviously isn't going to come right out and say if it is him. That is as close to a confirmation as you are going to get.

[FkLA]

Plus Kori said he hasn't posted again under his Spurs name. Have to have a standard and trust it, win or lose.

When did she say that? I have a guy that matches all the other criteria and has a history of youtube vid usage, but he still periodically posts under his spurs name (always ~30 mins before/after kool posts).

[DMC]

Perhaps, but judging by ES's posts, if he were cornered he would lay the king down as a sign of respect for the game.

[jag]

After this I assume Lakaluva will be the next to go down. Whomever is responsible for Lakaluva will get some initial LOLs, and then they'll have some serious explaining to do concerning the Ghost_of_Gashir, by gawd...

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

When did she say that? I have a guy that matches all the other criteria and has a history of youtube vid usage, but he still periodically posts under his spurs name (always ~30 mins before/after kool posts).
She said it to me a few days ago.


Who's the poster you're referring to?

[redzero]

Why would somebody who is allegedly so smart lower himself to Koolaid_Man status? The only thing Kool has going for him is his persistence. None of his jokes are funny or clever. A smart person should be able to do something better than that.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

After this I assume Lakaluva will be the next to go down. Whomever is responsible for Lakaluva will get some initial LOLs, and then they'll have some serious explaining to do concerning the Ghost_of_Gashir, by gawd...
lakaluva isn't anyone's troll. No one goes around saying embarrassing stuff like, "I had to retake calculus to get a C in it," unless that's what actually happened :lol

[DMC]

When did she say that? I have a guy that matches all the other criteria and has a history of youtube vid usage, but he still periodically posts under his spurs name (always ~30 mins before/after kool posts).
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6064792&postcount=10

[ElNono]

lakaluva isn't anyone's troll. No one goes around saying embarrassing stuff like, "I had to retake calculus to get a C in it," unless that's what actually happened :lol

:lol

[Jeff Van Gundy]

I thought koolaid man was f_u_buddy in the past. If thats the case, he started posting in 9/27/09. I could be wrong tho. Anyways let us proceed.

[DMC]

If Kool is any grey name, it's a pointless endeavor anyhow.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

He posted as F_U_Buddy for a little bit then started as Koolaid_man. Everyone knew he was F_U_Buddy.

[DMC]

I thought koolaid man was f_u_buddy in the past. If thats the case, he started posting in 9/27/09. I could be wrong tho. Anyways let us proceed.
Could still be true logically. ES had another user name prior to his final post. F_U_Buddy started around August of that year and had 183 posts. Could be a transitional name. However, he was a Laker fan.

[Jeff Van Gundy]

Could still be true logically. ES had another user name prior to his final post. F_U_Buddy started around August of that year and had 183 posts. Could be a transitional name. However, he was a Laker fan.

True #mindblown

[jag]

lakaluva isn't anyone's troll. No one goes around saying embarrassing stuff like, "I had to retake calculus to get a C in it," unless that's what actually happened :lol

:lol



If ES is Koolaid Man, then it's easily the most random trolljob in ST history. I can't think of a more level-headed, yet somewhat obscure poster who could pull off a trolling like this.

That'd be like JMarkJohns outing himself as Culburn.

[timvp]

:lol I gotta admit there is some good fitting pieces to this theory. I guess it comes down to whether you think there is an evil genius behind Kool.

[TE]

:lol I gotta admit there is some good fitting pieces to this theory. I guess it comes down to whether you think there is an evil genius behind Kool.

Just admit it :lol

[DMC]

:lol I gotta admit there is some good fitting pieces to this theory. I guess it comes down to whether you think there is an evil genius behind Kool.
No, it comes down to whether you do.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol I gotta admit there is some good fitting pieces to this theory. I guess it comes down to whether you think there is an evil genius behind Kool.
If Kool really is someone who abandoned his Spurs account and has been trolling ever since, there is definitely a genius to Kool seeing how effective he's been at trolling.

[mavs>spurs]

timvp just gonna deflect and cover up the truth it's obvious that ES = kool

[Ace]

Tbh if Kool were exposed it would be murder, he would be done.

[jag]

I have faith in DMC's work but I think LJ and Kori are leading people on. I think Kori would have just ignored the thread if it were actually ES. Usually when people guess trolls she just says "lol no. That's stupid." There's no other reason they would continue to make incriminating statements when they could just ignore it.

[DMC]

Usual Suspects

[timvp]

No, it comes down to whether you do.

To make things less clear, Extra Stout isn't even the person's original screen name. He has like three or four bolded names, with a couple of them going back even further in Spurs message board history. And he has always posted from a specific proxy on each account so even I don't know who all he is or could be, tbh.

ES could be Kool but I doubt it. I really don't know, though.

[ElNono]

What if DMC = Extra Stout = Kool?

:lol

[DMC]

I have faith in DMC's work but I think LJ and Kori are leading people on. I think Kori would have just ignored the thread if it were actually ES. Usually when people guess trolls she just says "lol no. That's stupid." There's no other reason they would continue to make incriminating statements when they could just ignore it.
What makes it more interesting than saying HH37 is Kool?

[DMC]

What if DMC = Extra Stout = Kool?

:lol
I would need 8 people running that one with the number of posts we collectively have.

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol I gotta admit there is some good fitting pieces to this theory. I guess it comes down to whether you think there is an evil genius behind Kool.


I'm just as perplexed as you Timvp as to why people are dedicating thread after thread to Kool when Chaz the bartender just pulled off one of the biggest ass reamings in history...:lol

As Cully would say:

Koolaid_Man

[TE]

What if DMC = Extra Stout = Kool?

:lol

I wouldn't be surprised tbh.

[DMC]

To make things less clear, Extra Stout isn't even the person's original screen name. He has like three or four bolded names, with a couple of them going back even further in Spurs message board history. And he has always posted from a specific proxy on each account so even I don't know who all he is or could be, tbh.

ES could be Kool but I doubt it. I really don't know, though.
:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

To make things less clear, Extra Stout isn't even the person's original screen name. He has like three or four bolded names, with a couple of them going back even further in Spurs message board history. And he has always posted from a specific proxy on each account so even I don't know who all he is or could be, tbh.

ES could be Kool but I doubt it. I really don't know, though.
Well Kool has said he posts from a proxy so I guess that's more evidence ES might be Kool.

[DMC]

It doesn't matter. If he is, he knows I know and that's good enough for me (which is why I just dropped hints to him instead of creating a thread).

[Blake]

Brilliance, sacrifice, patience, persistence have paid off.

Now I am become Abaddon, destroyer of worlds.

Many have foretold of my coming.

I foretell of your end.

Apparently Abbadon is a Hebrew code name for Kool.

[TE]

I'm just as perplexed as you Timvp as to why people are dedicating thread after thread to Kool when Chaz the bartender just pulled off one of the biggest ass reamings in history...:lol

As Cully would say:

Koolaid_Man

sup extra stout

[timvp]

What if DMC = Extra Stout = Kool?

:lol

I've never checked DMC's IP addresses but he sure does know a lot for someone who I thought was a relative newb, tbh.

:stirpot:

[mavs>spurs]

To make things less clear, Extra Stout isn't even the person's original screen name. He has like three or four bolded names, with a couple of them going back even further in Spurs message board history. And he has always posted from a specific proxy on each account so even I don't know who all he is or could be, tbh.

ES could be Kool but I doubt it. I really don't know, though.

what a load of obvious bullshit. the rest of these retards may be dumb enough to fall for that but i'm not buying it.

[DMC]

I've never checked DMC's IP addresses but he sure does know a lot for someone who I thought was a relative newb, tbh.

:stirpot:
Kori has, she IP banned my ass a couple years ago.

[Koolaid_Man]

If Kool really is someone who abandoned his Spurs account and has been trolling ever since, there is definitely a genius to Kool seeing how effective he's been at trolling.


I'm not trolling...I genuinely dislike the Spurs and I grew up with Kobe and Fisher plain and simple....my dad routinely took me to watch Magic and Co. at the GW Forum and I feel in love with ball ever since. Outside of Magic my dads favorite players were Happy Hairston and Jamaal Wilkes...

I do agree with everyone...I am a genius :toast

[mavs>spurs]

anyone who doesn't see what's going on here is pretty slow.

ES = kool

[jag]

what a load of obvious bullshit. the rest of these retards may be dumb enough to fall for that but i'm not buying it.

Yeah, I don't buy that shit either.

[DMC]

what a load of obvious bullshit. the rest of these retards may be dumb enough to fall for that but i'm not buying it.
If it's true, there's a conspiracy afoot.

[jag]

I guess the only question now is who the eff is Extra Stout?

[mavs>spurs]

my own personal theory is that ES was a whottt troll. never believed the dude really died, not sure why they would lie though.

he was supposed to be some sort of undercover he once said, maybe it was to protect his identity once JT blew his cover.

[DMC]

I guess the only question now is who the eff is Extra Stout?
Jeff

[DMC]

my own personal theory is that ES was a whottt troll. never believed the dude really died, not sure why they would lie though.
I considered that angle but couldn't get over the respect issue. I cannot assume people lie about the death of someone else. Anyone willing to go that far wins, I quit.

[Koolaid_Man]

I guess the only question now is who the eff is Extra Stout?


guys please chill out..it's me Koolaid...you know... me the guy yall love to hate...I find it appalling you'd think I'd choose a name like extra stout..I'm in good shape and I take offense..well maybe if you talking bout my dick....then yeah I'm extra stout :lol

[jag]

my own personal theory is that ES was a whottt troll. never believed the dude really died, not sure why they would lie though.

http://imageflea.com/pics/1009/1gupt5tb.gif

[Koolaid_Man]

for me personally...even though I think all this is silly...I will say that it's beyond my wildest dreams that I've been able to fuck with you white boys like this..I mean I knew I was good and that I could compete intellectually but even I've surpassed my own expectations with this shit...a nigga like Kool got these white boys and native Indians eating out the palm of my fucking hands....

excuse me fellas I'm gonna take a minute now to pat myself on the back...

Obama over Voucher \ Vulture 2012

[mavs>spurs]

there's also the alternate theory that if kool really is black he could be shoogarbear but i doubt it, that guy has a room temperature iq not sure if he could stay in character

[DMC]

Honestly I don't care who you are IRL. I didn't ever have a conversation with ES, I joined shortly after he last posted (AFAIK).

I just thought it was an interesting challenge and until Kori or LJ says I'm wrong, I will consider the case closed. Continue your troll bro.

[Ace]

there's also the alternate theory that if kool really is black he could be shoogarbear but i doubt it, that guy has a room temperature iq not sure if he could stay in character

Doubtful, Kool tries to come off as black, if he were black he would be natural and not sound so fake.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

there's also the alternate theory that if kool really is black he could be shoogarbear but i doubt it, that guy has a room temperature iq not sure if he could stay in character
:lmao

[mavs>spurs]

^yeah im 99.99% sure kool = ES

[Trill Clinton]

dat boy Kool keeps the nba forum in a frenzy:toast

[DMC]

^yeah im 99.99% sure kool = ES
I'm only about 60%, maybe 65% now that the monarchy has spoken.

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey Timvp...since you in this thread let me take the time to lobby for my own un-pinking on the basis of the ratings that I personally bring ST...me and you we never really had any beef playa...I consider us both bosses and Kings in the game...we both bring something to the table...you have Kori and that's cool but I make her laugh...now I apologize for seemingly hitting on Kori...and giving her the nick name Keke..(even though she said she liked it) I want to call a truce my brother...I was even partly rooting for Dominican Republic in the Olympics...

My point is playa to playa it's time for you to recognize Kool for being intellectual in his own right...these clowns they're not in my league..I know I shouldn't be on here fucking with them like this and you and Kori are trying to protect them from my charm and wit but let them grow up...don't throw a pity party for them...

Now Timvp the Spurs are cursed because of the way you've gone about your petty jealousies of the Lakers..I say drop that man and let's call a truce...we both know there's nothing you can write this season that's gonna make the pain of LA dancing all over the Spurs easier to swallow...I even plan on acting like somebody now that we have Dwight...I'm extending an olive branch to you and Kori so that way I'm no longer a topic at the dinner table...unleash the Cracken that is Kool

[HI-FI]

If this is true, then I wouldn't know what to believe anymore at this site. I'll just assume that Spurstalk is a figment of Extra Stout's imagination, everyone here is one of his trolls and there's some kind of Inception shit going on here. Am I one of his trolls? Mind blown!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgxf6ydVH1r2fzujo1_500.gif
mind blown as well. i can't keep up with all the subterfuge and drama on this site. shit i have a hard enough time translating ebonics.


there's also the alternate theory that if kool really is black he could be shoogarbear but i doubt it, that guy has a room temperature iq not sure if he could stay in character
it's an amazing troll job, no doubt. some serious daniel day lewis type commitment.

[mavs>spurs]

to me the impressive part was that he was able to stay in character and go without detection for so long. the actual quality of his posts was always pretty shitty though if you think about it. i'm sure plenty of people here could pull off a retarded black guy troll. when he first started posting he used to irritate me because i couldn't figure out how someone could actually be that stupid to say the stuff he said.

[Lincoln]

Hey Timvp...since you in this thread let me take the time to lobby for my own un-pinking on the basis of the ratings that I personally bring ST...me and you we never really had any beef playa...I consider us both bosses and Kings in the game...we both bring something to the table...you have Kori and that's cool but I make her laugh...now I apologize for seemingly hitting on Kori...and giving her the nick name Keke..(even though she said she liked it) I want to call a truce my brother...I was even partly rooting for Dominican Republic in the Olympics...

My point is playa to playa it's time for you to recognize Kool for being intellectual in his own right...these clowns they're not in my league..I know I shouldn't be on here fucking with them like this and you and Kori are trying to protect them from my charm and wit but let them grow up...don't throw a pity party for them...

Now Timvp the Spurs are cursed because of the way you've gone about your petty jealousies of the Lakers..I say drop that man and let's call a truce...we both know there's nothing you can write this season that's gonna make the pain of LA dancing all over the Spurs easier to swallow...I even plan on acting like somebody now that we have Dwight...I'm extending an olive branch to you and Kori so that way I'm no longer a topic at the dinner table...unleash the Cracken that is Kool
:rollin

[Koolaid_Man]

to me the impressive part was that he was able to stay in character and go without detection for so long. the actual quality of his posts was always pretty shitty though if you think about it. i'm sure plenty of people here could pull off a retarded black guy troll. when he first started posting he used to irritate me because i couldn't figure out how someone could actually be that stupid to say the stuff he said.


Whoever started this Kool = ES shit I want to shake your hand...I've never seen so many posters literally running to take a hit of that crack pipe after knowing they're about to smoke crack... Amazing!!! :lol

[mavs>spurs]

^nice try, ES

[DMC]

Here are two different instances where Extra Stout sarcastically uses the term "Kool":
http://www.koolkidslc.com/location.html

What's the odds it's in SA?

[Clipper Nation]

Whoever started this Kool = ES shit I want to shake your hand...I've never seen so many posters literally running to take a hit of that crack pipe after knowing they're about to smoke crack... Amazing!!! :lol
Spurfan, shouldn't you be busy wringing your hands upstairs about "Pop and the bigs situation"?

[Koolaid_Man]

Spurfan, shouldn't you be busy wringing your hands upstairs about "Pop and the bigs situation"?


in another petty grievance of his...Timvp banned me from posting upstairs...ever since I called him TimPP or (phonetic spelling) Tim Pee Pee :lol

however, I want to apologize to Timvp for that and call a truce :toast

[Clipper Nation]

in another petty grievance of his...Timvp banned me from posting upstairs...ever since I called him TimPP or (phonetic spelling) Tim Pee Pee :lol

however, I want to apologize to Timvp for that and call a truce :toast

You can still post upstairs as Extra Stout, right? :lol

[DPG21920]

lakaluva isn't anyone's troll. No one goes around saying embarrassing stuff like, "I had to retake calculus to get a C in it," unless that's what actually happened :lol

With a tutor :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

With a tutor :lmao
:lmao

[DPG21920]

Also, I again, I can't believe Aunt and Unc would allow someone then know to really welsh on a real bet and just go along with it. I would have to imagine I would have gotten a secret PM telling me what the deal was with that. But maybe Unc doesn't believe blood is thicker than water?


If so. Rungs lower.

[mavs>spurs]

^more proof that nobody gives a shit about you

[TE]

^more proof that nobody gives a shit about you

:lmao

[DPG21920]

:lol

[Kori Ellis]

Also, I again, I can't believe Aunt and Unc would allow someone then know to really welsh on a real bet and just go along with it. I would have to imagine I would have gotten a secret PM telling me what the deal was with that. But maybe Unc doesn't believe blood is thicker than water?


If so. Rungs lower.

What?

We don't know ES and/or Kool in real life.

[DPG21920]

I thought Unc said he had met ES. Perhaps I was mistaken. Either way, point still remains, if it was a normal poster that welshed, I probably would have heard more about it from yall.

[monosylab1k]

Hey Timvp...since you in this thread let me take the time to lobby for my own un-pinking on the basis of the ratings that I personally bring ST...me and you we never really had any beef playa...I consider us both bosses and Kings in the game...we both bring something to the table...you have Kori and that's cool but I make her laugh...now I apologize for seemingly hitting on Kori...and giving her the nick name Keke..(even though she said she liked it) I want to call a truce my brother...I was even partly rooting for Dominican Republic in the Olympics...

My point is playa to playa it's time for you to recognize Kool for being intellectual in his own right...these clowns they're not in my league..I know I shouldn't be on here fucking with them like this and you and Kori are trying to protect them from my charm and wit but let them grow up...don't throw a pity party for them...

Now Timvp the Spurs are cursed because of the way you've gone about your petty jealousies of the Lakers..I say drop that man and let's call a truce...we both know there's nothing you can write this season that's gonna make the pain of LA dancing all over the Spurs easier to swallow...I even plan on acting like somebody now that we have Dwight...I'm extending an olive branch to you and Kori so that way I'm no longer a topic at the dinner table...unleash the Cracken that is Kool

:wow

[Latarian Milton]

5'6 dude calling uncle someone who's about the same age as himself :lol

[mavs>spurs]

5'6 dude calling uncle someone who's about the same age as himself :lol

5'4 or 5'5 actually depending on which claim you believe :lol

[DMC]

To make things less clear, Extra Stout isn't even the person's original screen name. He has like three or four bolded names, with a couple of them going back even further in Spurs message board history. And he has always posted from a specific proxy on each account so even I don't know who all he is or could be, tbh.

ES could be Kool but I doubt it. I really don't know, though.

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/A_F/Ci_Cp/Columbo/columbo-falk6.jpg

I see, I see... just one more ting der Mr Timvp...

If you didn't know his IP address, how was it dat Kori der knew he was posting under a different user name after, oh... mid to late 2009?, just guessing?

[NRHector]

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/A_F/Ci_Cp/Columbo/columbo-falk6.jpg

I see, I see... just one more ting der Mr Timvp...

If you didn't know his IP address, how was it dat Kori der knew he was posting under a different user name after, oh... mid to late 2009?, just guessing?

:lol

[BoricuaCJA]

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/A_F/Ci_Cp/Columbo/columbo-falk6.jpg

I see, I see... just one more ting der Mr Timvp...

If you didn't know his IP address, how was it dat Kori der knew he was posting under a different user name after, oh... mid to late 2009?, just guessing?
:lol

[ClipperLuva]

:lol

[Kori Ellis]

Any updates? :wakeup

[mavs>spurs]

yeah we decided that your unwillingness to say anything when you always would in the past is proof enough, for me at least.

[DMC]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_Rg9Oej88Qfg/S1CbMW3V3lI/AAAAAAAABUA/0fRXE_ntxa0/SweepUnderCarpet.jpg