I have an hour left at work and I'm bored as hell

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

entertain me.

[WeNeedLength]

stfu

[DPG21920]

This should do it:

M>S is an internet weirdo and has terrible takes, but is somehow allowed to coast by like a pre-HH call out did.

Stay tuned DoK...

[Clipper Nation]

:cry "You mad that Nash is a Laker?" :cry

[stretch]

Will more racist jokes suffice?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

stfu
Oh cool, one of the dumbest gnsfs on this site.

Give an opinion you think is fair and serious. Chances are I'll find it funny. Do it quickly, my entertainment during the next hour depends on you.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Will more racist jokes suffice?
Hey, whats up man!

More racist jokes will suffice.

Good to hear from you man!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:cry "You mad that Nash is a Laker?" :cry
:cry

[Koolaid_Man]

Here's a real pic of DMC's hand...he said he did it because it was almost Halloween..

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/_DMCHand.jpg

[mavs>spurs]

download that program i told you about fucker!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

download that program i told you about fucker!
On the company computer?

Sorry senor! That won't fly.

[Koolaid_Man]

shows this to your boss

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/BendOver.jpg

[DPG21920]

I'm sure this goes without saying, but don't download anything on your work comp tbh.

[mavs>spurs]

On the company computer?

Sorry senor! That won't fly.

I thought you worked directly for your mommeh and basically like dicked around all day? If you're not on your laptop then obviously you wouldn't need a dpg to tell you that :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I thought you worked directly for your mommeh and basically like dicked around all day? If you're not on your laptop then obviously you wouldn't need a dpg to tell you that :lol
I dick around a lot but I report to other people. I have a desktop in the office that I use.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Here are a few good minutes of entertainment.


Julius Peppers' transcript


http://ksr.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/peppers-transcript2.png

[TE]

Here's a real pic of DMC's hand...he said he did it because it was almost Halloween..

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/_DMCHand.jpg

fat hand...or one that has chubby fingers

Probably belonging to a human that drinks too much alcohol, perhaps one that preps his own.


Sup Extra Stout :toast

[Ace]

Here's a real pic of DMC's hand...he said he did it because it was almost Halloween..

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/_DMCHand.jpg

I knew you weren't black but didn't fully believe you to be a homosexual. :wow

[DAF86]

Try working, imho.

[TE]

Here are a few good minutes of entertainment.


Julius Peppers' transcript


http://ksr.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/peppers-transcript2.png

:lmao

[DPG21920]

Nice 'shop

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Try working, imho.
Go fist yourself with a rusty shovel.

[DPG21920]

Try working, imho.

This is America. He will probably get promoted soon.

[TheMACHINE]

entertain me.

Lets go play League of legends...log on.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Nice 'shop
Not a photoshop :lol


http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8265076/north-carolina-tar-heels-probe-online-posting-possible-julius-peppers-transcript

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

This is America. He will probably get promoted soon.
Going back to school in 2 days :lol

[DPG21920]

Not a photoshop :lol


http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8265076/north-carolina-tar-heels-probe-online-posting-possible-julius-peppers-transcript

Is it sad that I was talking about the hand with the fingernail polish on it and believed every thing on the transcript? :lol

[mavs>spurs]

This is America. He will probably get promoted soon.

he's not black or brown enough

[The Gemini Method]

“Roseanne, it’s been said that you stole Sam Kinison’s style: you’re fat, loud and you died in the ’90s. But, Roseanne, you had to overcome a lot to make it in Hollywood, and that’s why I love you — bad marriages, mental illness, plus, you look like Roseanne. You’re oversized, beat up, and you reek of marijuana. You’re kind of like Willie Nelson’s tour bus. Except people still wanna ride that.” –Wayne Brady

[DAF86]

Go fist yourself with a rusty shovel.

How does someone "fist" himself with a shovel?

[DMC]

You don't get promoted for not working. You get promoted for being ineffective at work. You become expendable up the ladder, unlike the dolt who's actually good at the job and well known.

"Hey, we need a supervisor for this section"

"Get Mike, he knows everything"

"No, we need Mike, he's why we make our numbers but who's that guy in the corner digging in the trash"

"I'm not sure, hey you... oh that's Dave, he works here too I think"

"get him"

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Is it sad that I was talking about the hand with the fingernail polish on it and believed every thing on the transcript? :lol
I just wanna know how someone can take that independent study class 3 different times :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

How does someone "fist" himself with a shovel?
I'm sure you'll manage to figure it out.

[DPG21920]

Maybe he should have quit his job to concentrate on school?

[TE]

How does someone "fist" himself with a shovel?

Try it.

[mavs>spurs]

Maybe he should have quit his job to concentrate on school?

he just said that's what he's doing in 2 days.

you gonna ridicule him for it?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The CEO just walked into the office :lol


Now I have to pretend I'm doing work for a half hour :cry

[DPG21920]

DoK is Julius Peppers :wow

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

he just said that's what he's doing in 2 days.

you gonna ridicule him for it?
I think he's referring to Julius Peppers :lol

[DMC]

^This mavs>spurs vs DPG war has spilled out of the ring and into the concession stands.

[DPG21920]

I think he's referring to Julius Peppers :lol

:lmao He's so angry and obsessed (he even carries around references to me under his avatar) that he literally thinks everything is about him or his friends. He literally can't let anything go.

[mavs>spurs]

I think he's referring to Julius Peppers :lol

you gonna sit there and pretend that wasn't a jab at me?

i'm saying you're about to do it too, interested to see if he's got the balls to come at you in the same way he did me.

[BUMP]

^This mavs>spurs vs DPG war has spilled out of the ring and into the concession stands.

:lol

[DPG21920]

you gonna sit there and pretend that wasn't a jab at me?

i'm saying you're about to do it too, interested to see if he's got the balls to come at you in the same way he did me.

:lmao

[mavs>spurs]

^This mavs>spurs vs DPG war has spilled out of the ring and into the concession stands.

lol

[ginobili's bald spot]

Here are a few good minutes of entertainment.


Julius Peppers' transcript


http://ksr.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/peppers-transcript2.png

:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao I always wondered how these nig athletes who can barely even speak coherently survive college. Mystery solved.

[redzero]

Well, you now have a DPG-m>s back-and-forth to look forward to for several pages.

[DPG21920]

No, RZ - I'll partake in some things for a while, but I can't go on and on and on and put things in my screen name like him.

[DPG21920]

But ^ I do know that DoK finds that entertaining which is why you got my first post in the thread :lol

[Sybok]

:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao I always wondered how these nig athletes who can barely even speak coherently survive college. Mystery solved.
After taking that many race related classes he probably hates naggers too.

[mavs>spurs]

I ought to post my transcript if we really want to get some posters angry :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao I always wondered how these nig athletes who can barely even speak coherently survive college. Mystery solved.
:lol I have no idea what they teach in AFAM 190 001, but I'm guessing it's a class that's considered an easy A at UNC

[redzero]

On a completely unrelated note, where the hell is BlackSwordsMan? We need more of his completely nonsensical posts.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

After taking that many race related classes he probably hates naggers too.
Those "History of slave literature during the 1800s" type classes generally teach students to hate the white man for oppressing blacks.

He was prolly ready to join the black Panthers by 2001.

[Sybok]

He already hated the white man which is why he took those courses. Maybe he learned that his ancestors put him out. He should be thankful that the weak ones were killed off during the cotton growing era else he wouldn't be the gorilla he is.

[DeadlyDynasty]

1iUU6jTqB6k

[dirk4mvp]

badass thread

[DMC]

1iUU6jTqB6k
Great now I cannot get that song out of my head and didn't even click the link.

[LnGrrrR]

Here are a few good minutes of entertainment.


Julius Peppers' transcript


http://ksr.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/peppers-transcript2.png

holy fuck :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Killakobe81]

UNC is a pretty good school. My ? is why are there that MANY AFAM bogus classes? I get that you can get a degree in African American Studies at other schools and that he had little plan to use it (a degree) elsewhere. But besides being a professor (which Julius is abviously not cut out for)... Why even enroll him so many classes in a major that is a dead end? If they are gonna pretend that he is a student athlete why not physical therapy or fitness?

UNC was not even TRYING to make that ish look legit. Funny thing is he even bombed some of THESE classes.

[LnGrrrR]

You don't get promoted for not working. You get promoted for being ineffective at work. You become expendable up the ladder, unlike the dolt who's actually good at the job and well known.

"Hey, we need a supervisor for this section"

"Get Mike, he knows everything"

"No, we need Mike, he's why we make our numbers but who's that guy in the corner digging in the trash"

"I'm not sure, hey you... oh that's Dave, he works here too I think"

"get him"

:lol That's kinda true though. ""Hey, we've got this sweet TDY coming up. Don't you think Sgt Suchandsuch deserves it?"

"Nah, he's involved in too many big projects. Give it to that one guy who volunteered to run the squadron picnic."

[Venti Quattro]

This thread fucking delivers

[WeNeedLength]

Oh cool, one of the dumbest gnsfs on this site.

Give an opinion you think is fair and serious. Chances are I'll find it funny. Do it quickly, my entertainment during the next hour depends on you.

You took great joy in writing that response so I think my comment qualified as entertainment to you.

P.S. Quit slacking and work like the rest of us.

[mavs>spurs]

^"whip it out and zip it up"

doesn't that hurt?

[symple19]

On a completely unrelated note, where the hell is BlackSwordsMan? We need more of his completely nonsensical posts.

I completely agree with this.