Post your longest sex drought

[Out of nowhere goods]

2 days

[cantthinkofanything]

what are the parameters?

masterbation = sex?

[PizzaFace]

Still a virgin. :cry

[Avante]

When I was a kid running the streets I wanted it all the time, didn't care about the surroundings, the moment, nothing. Back seats, kitchen floors, on the lawn, in the shower, it didn't matter. Now I need the right moment, the candle light,the incense, the music, the showers, the perfume the sexy nigthty. No more rooting like a hog in heat. With work and all it's not always easy to have that perfect situation, so if you wait for it it might take a week. So I'll go with a week, not counting boot camp ya understand.

[Sportcamper]

WOW...This thread should be good...

[lakerhaterade]

what are the parameters?

masterbation = sex?

if that's the parameter with which we are using, it would be like 5 minutes for you

[cantthinkofanything]

if that's the parameter with which we are using, it would be like 5 minutes for you

or less

[lakerhaterade]

When I was a kid running the streets I wanted it all the time, didn't care about the surroundings, the moment, nothing. Back seats, kitchen floors, on the lawn, in the shower, it didn't matter. Now I need the right moment, the candle light,the incense, the music, the showers, the perfume the sexy nigthty. No more rooting like a hog in heat. With work and all it's not always easy to have that perfect situation, so if you wait for it it might take a week. So I'll go with a week, not counting boot camp ya understand.

:lol impotent

[Bynumite]

When I was a kid running the streets I wanted it all the time, didn't care about the surroundings, the moment, nothing. Back seats, kitchen floors, on the lawn, in the shower, it didn't matter. Now I need the right moment, the candle light,the incense, the music, the showers, the perfume the sexy nigthty. No more rooting like a hog in heat. With work and all it's not always easy to have that perfect situation, so if you wait for it it might take a week. So I'll go with a week, not counting boot camp ya understand.

^Battling erectile dysfunction :lol

[Avante]

:lol impotent

Retarded?

[Avante]

^Battling erectile dysfunction :lol

Battling moronicitist?

[JoeChalupa]

I've never really kept track but I'm sure I've had sex droughts here and there. I was a late bloomer.

[LnGrrrR]

The first 17 years.

[cantthinkofanything]

The first 17 years.

you shoulda gone to Penn State

[lakerhaterade]

Retarded?

^Impotent and reliant on Viagra

[lebomb]

2mo. ???

[jag]

I need the right moment, the candle light,the incense, the music, the showers, the perfume the sexy nigthty.

What a faggot.

I'm surprised your ungodly testosterone evels (6'2" 280 lb) dont compel you to stick your meat in anything that moves.

[Lincoln]

7 months

[z0sa]

drought indicates a need for sex but an inability to get any ... most people don't go through that IMHO they just set their standards too high and in the process ignore/miss cues and obvious body language from chicks that might not be their prefered "7+" but they would still have a good time with tbh

I haven't ever had a drought since I could like, drive cause I always knew I could lower my standards lol

[mavs>spurs]

Got several posters sucking my dick at all times, so not even one second for me.

[Lincoln]

drought indicates a need for sex but an inability to get any ... most people don't go through that IMHO they just set their standards too high and in the process ignore/miss cues and obvious body language from chicks that might not be their prefered "7+" but they would still have a good time with tbh

I haven't ever had a drought since I could like, drive cause I always knew I could lower my standards lol

In my sex drought, there was a sophomore than wanted the dick but I was a senior at the time and although we are chill and she's nice, she's only like a 5 at best. Good face but she was literally 5'7 under 105lb. Like almost holocaust thin and I just couldn't hit it.

[BanditHiro]

who can spot the liars?

[z0sa]

In my sex drought, there was a sophomore than wanted the dick but I was a senior at the time and although we are chill and she's nice, she's only like a 5 at best. Good face but she was literally 5'7 under 105lb. Like almost holocaust thin and I just couldn't hit it.

neither tits nor ass really ruins the sexual experience for me .. I don't blame you. I dicked a couple skinny 4-5's but they were all short with decent tits which is what I like anyway so I had plenty of fun..

[Lincoln]

neither tits nor ass really ruins the sexual experience for me .. I don't blame you. I dicked a couple skinny 4-5's but they were all short with decent tits which is what I like anyway so I had plenty of fun..

Tbh if this girl ever gained 10-15 pounds and developed even some tits or some ass, she would be around an 8 because her face and her legs. Her fce looks a lot like Jessica alba, tan and brunette.

But idk how I tell her this without being a dick cause she's my friend

[CuckingFunt]

I think the definition of drought is important. I associate the term with a period of wanting it but not getting it. If that's the case, I've had several stretches that lasted a couple months.

I have gone much longer without sex, however. I was in a relationship a few years ago that was serious but long distance, which of course meant periods of up to six months without fucking. Additionally, a while back after the end of a six-year relationship, I took myself completely out of the game for... I think close to 18 months. But because of the extenuating circumstances and where my own head was at, I don't consider either of those situations as droughts.

[The Gemini Method]

Tbh if this girl ever gained 10-15 pounds and developed even some tits or some ass, she would be around an 8 because her face and her legs. Her fce looks a lot like Jessica alba, tan and brunette.

But idk how I tell her this without being a dick cause she's my friend

Give her some Sonic's or something...take her out for a steak!

Longest? Was on a dare to see if my homie and I could go the longest w/o sexin in college. Suffice to say it took me a month before I gave in and he went one day longer. He won the bet...

[cantthinkofanything]

just surpassed 3 hours

[cantthinkofanything]

Give her some Sonic's or something...take her out for a steak!

Longest? Was on a dare to see if my homie and I could go the longest w/o sexin in college. Suffice to say it took me a month before I gave in and he went one day longer. He won the bet...

you sure you guys didn't lose/win the bet at the exact same time?

[FkLA]

I have gone over a year and a half before tbh.

[xrayzebra]

WOW...This thread should be good...

The first liar doesn't stand a chance.......:lol

[DMC]

When I was a kid running the streets I wanted it all the time, didn't care about the surroundings, the moment, nothing. Back seats, kitchen floors, on the lawn, in the shower, it didn't matter. Now I need the right moment, the candle light,the incense, the music, the showers, the perfume the sexy nigthty. No more rooting like a hog in heat. With work and all it's not always easy to have that perfect situation, so if you wait for it it might take a week. So I'll go with a week, not counting boot camp ya understand.
See Alice

[DMC]

White male middle class, been getting fucked forever.

[ploto]

It's not a drought if it's by choice.

[Reck]

It's not a drought if it's by choice.

This.

I'm in the middle of a drought right now. lol

By choice. Not really looking or wanting a girlfriend right now.

After being trapped in a relationship for almost a year I feel like I need space.....lots of space.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Don't know...currently posting with my dick in a female.

[AussieFanKurt]

Don't know...currently posting with my dick in a female.

How is she?

[CuckingFunt]

Don't know...currently posting with my dick in a female.

Props on the dexterity, but how'd you get the computer in there?

[DeadlyDynasty]

How is she?

I'll let you know when the roofie wears off.

Props on the dexterity, but how'd you get the computer in there?
I have my methods.

[Latarian Milton]

im still a virgin and i appreciate it. if masturbation is regarded as a sexual activity, however, the longest period of time for me w/o masturbation was like 1 month and a half, and the time was ended in a rather wild manner tbh. i chafed and squeezed my dick hard like it owed me money

[baseline bum]

Just remember: the fist has to be made into a pinecone shape first.

[CuckingFunt]

Just remember: the fist has to be made into a pinecone shape first.

Pinecone? That sounds... awfully knuckle-y.

[DeadlyDynasty]

im still a virgin and i appreciate it. if masturbation is regarded as a sexual activity, however, the longest period of time for me w/o masturbation was like 1 month and a half, and the time was ended in a rather wild manner tbh. i chafed and squeezed my dick hard like it owed me money
:rollin


on the real though...u still a celibate, b?

[baseline bum]

im still a virgin and i appreciate it. if masturbation is regarded as a sexual activity, however, the longest period of time for me w/o masturbation was like 1 month and a half, and the time was ended in a rather wild manner tbh. i chafed and squeezed my dick hard like it owed me money

I imagine it's hard to pick bitches up when grandmom's won't let you take the car out again.

[Latarian Milton]

im a lifelong celibate and i don't see no reason why that should be changed. im lovin' it unlike u lames having to thrust your meatsticks into bitches' moist bloodholes for sexual pleasure tbh

[AussieFanKurt]

im a lifelong celibate and i don't see no reason why that should be changed. im lovin' it unlike u lames having to thrust your meatsticks into bitches' moist bloodholes for sexual pleasure tbh

:lmao bloodholes.. that's a new one

[The Reckoning]

I think the definition of drought is important. I associate the term with a period of wanting it but not getting it. If that's the case, I've had several stretches that lasted a couple months.

I have gone much longer without sex, however. I was in a relationship a few years ago that was serious but long distance, which of course meant periods of up to six months without fucking. Additionally, a while back after the end of a six-year relationship, I took myself completely out of the game for... I think close to 18 months. But because of the extenuating circumstances and where my own head was at, I don't consider either of those situations as droughts.


are you talking about with both genders?

[CuckingFunt]

are you talking about with both genders?

Yes. I don't differentiate between sex with men and sex with women.

Dry spell/drought/time off for me means no sexual contact with a partner of either gender. My definition of sex is not dependent upon penetration or the presence of a penis.

[Creepn]

Don't know...currently posting with my dick in a female.

Are you grunting? UGH HUUH UGGH WHOO UGGH AARRG!

[The Gemini Method]

lol @ Latarian's descriptive usage of bloodholes!

[HeatChamps]

Well I constantly fuck people at the local bar of mine. 2 days in like the last 5 years.

[DMC]

Yes. I don't differentiate between sex with men and sex with women.

Dry spell/drought/time off for me means no sexual contact with a partner of either gender. My definition of sex is not dependent upon penetration or the presence of a penis.
You should hook up with some of these guys on this forum then.

[cantthinkofanything]

You should hook up with some of these guys on this forum then.

yo...she be grippin grain then

[CuckingFunt]

You should hook up with some of these guys on this forum then.

Zing!