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lefty
08-15-2012, 01:37 PM
Piers Morgan :lmao

Arsenal wankers :lmao


WE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKED



Welcome RVP ! :toast


http://i.imgur.com/QfAMa.gif

scott
08-15-2012, 03:40 PM
lol bandwagoners

Muser
08-15-2012, 03:41 PM
Maybe you can get it up to 6-3 this year

lefty
08-15-2012, 05:54 PM
lol bandwagoners

I've always been a MU faithful :cry

urunobili
08-15-2012, 06:41 PM
You buying some shares lefty?

Sense
08-15-2012, 08:06 PM
I've always been a MU faithful :cry

:wakeup

lefty
08-15-2012, 08:21 PM
You buying some shares lefty?

Even though I'm broke, yes


Cuz I'm a real fan :cry

TDMVPDPOY
08-15-2012, 10:12 PM
Even though I'm broke, yes


Cuz I'm a real fan :cry

stfu fagot

why would u buy shares, that has no fkn voting rights? this is fkn stupid man wasting money down the drain...just to bail out the glazer family debt...

lefty
08-15-2012, 11:04 PM
stfu fagot

why would u buy shares, that has no fkn voting rights? this is fkn stupid man wasting money down the drain...just to bail out the glazer family debt...

:lol

mabrignani
08-16-2012, 01:42 AM
lefty bandwagons every team, and whenever any of those teams loses hes the first to hate

lefty
08-16-2012, 08:21 AM
lefty bandwagons every team, and whenever any of those teams loses hes the first to hate
I'm part redhead TBH (well I used to be redhead when I was a toddler, but not anymore)


I know they have a lot of redheads in Manchester, so I have a valid reason


And, as mentioned in a old thread, MU has always been my 2nd team


SO it's a fact

resistanze
08-16-2012, 08:22 AM
die

lefty
08-16-2012, 08:37 AM
die
I thought you and the rest of the Wanker fans already died by suicide

resistanze
08-16-2012, 09:39 AM
I thought you and the rest of the Wanker fans already died by suicide
lol, how many people have Arsenal lost throughout the years?

Henry
Pires
Fabregas
Adebayor
Eboue
Toure
Nasri
Clichy
Song
Cole

If you haven't killed yourself by now, RvP ain't gonna do it.

TheRealCB
08-16-2012, 10:07 AM
lol, how many people have Arsenal lost throughout the years?

Henry
Pires
Fabregas
Adebayor
Eboue
Toure
Nasri
Clichy
Song
Cole

If you haven't killed yourself by now, RvP ain't gonna do it.

:lollisting Henry Pires and Fabregas in this list with mediocre players

Especially Henry and Pires should be considered all-time greats and should be separated from dime a dozen players like Clichy Cole etc.

Venti Quattro
08-16-2012, 10:30 AM
If you haven't killed yourself by now, RvP ain't gonna do it.
Please don't dare him to do it. He might strap on a suicide vest

lefty
08-16-2012, 12:34 PM
Please don't dare him to do it. He might strap on a suicide vest
And we all know you Arsenal fans wouldnt be opposed to it right now

lefty
09-19-2012, 07:04 PM
Chewing gum becomes the 1st manager ever to win 100 CL games :tu

Brazil
09-24-2012, 06:22 PM
:lollisting Henry Pires and Fabregas in this list with mediocre players

Especially Henry and Pires should be considered all-time greats and should be separated from dime a dozen players like Clichy Cole etc.

Pires ? an all time great ?? :lmao:lmao

lefty
09-24-2012, 07:07 PM
Not an all-time great, but an excellent player

I liked Pires TBH

Brazil
09-25-2012, 04:46 PM
Not an all-time great, but an excellent player

I liked Pires TBH

I like him also but an all time great :lmao:lmao:lmao

True story about him, almost all the FC Metz locker room fucked his wife, this is why he wanted so bad to leave Metz :lmao

lefty
09-25-2012, 05:00 PM
I like him also but an all time great :lmao:lmao:lmao

True story about him, almost all the FC Metz locker room fucked his wife, this is why he wanted so bad to leave Metz :lmao

I call BS on the wife story :lol

lefty
09-26-2012, 03:04 PM
Vidic out 8 weeks :cry

Venti Quattro
09-26-2012, 03:08 PM
I thought Vidic was loaned to Fulham :lmao det was Berbatov

lefty
09-26-2012, 03:09 PM
I thought Vidic was loaned to Fulham :lmao det was Berbatov
Srsly Venti :lmao

Brazil
09-26-2012, 04:36 PM
I call BS on the wife story :lol

no BS at all ! it was well known among Metz fans and around the club. I have a friend who played junior and reserve there, the story is true.

TDMVPDPOY
09-26-2012, 04:37 PM
fkn berba > that wellback wnaker

lefty
10-07-2012, 10:52 AM
no BS at all ! it was well known among Metz fans and around the club. I have a friend who played junior and reserve there, the story is true.
oh shit :lol


Robert le cuquolde Pires :lol

lefty
10-07-2012, 10:53 AM
lol Newcastle

symple19
10-07-2012, 11:33 AM
lol Newcastle

yep, pretty much

lefty
10-28-2012, 12:55 PM
Next is c-stomping of ARSEnal

lefty
10-28-2012, 03:46 PM
http://s2.glbimg.com/Ymnl9iSBHHx5cBX64WyHPvm_ZowezEAybZHijSG-GZPyEMaJtAjytMomqCxCxJQK/s.glbimg.com/es/ge/f/original/2012/10/28/javierhernandez_chicharito_get.jpg



Rafael :lmao

http://ds1.ds.static.rtbf.be/article/big_sport/f/5/c/624_341_ca57ee8a0b24cff8c87bcfda17c49a05-1351446930.jpg

lefty
11-03-2012, 10:17 AM
Not a convincing win, Gentlemen, but it's always nice to beat those baby wankers

http://i.imgur.com/QfAMa.gif

TDMVPDPOY
11-03-2012, 10:22 AM
boys tryin to play among real men...lol arsenal wankers

lefty
11-06-2012, 10:04 AM
A collection of people, animals and things which look like David De Gea (Photo Special)

Posted by SPORT WITNESS (http://sportwitness.ning.com/profile/0x18ck3e7mm9l) on May 19, 2012 at 17:50 in Sport Witness Football (http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/categories/sport-witness-football/listForCategory)
View Discussions (http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/topic/listForContributor?user=0x18ck3e7mm9l)


Some footballers just seem to look like a lot of people, animals, cartoon characters and just 'things'. We're going to explore this more over the summer, first on the list is Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea.
De Gea was a big money signing last year and after a shaky start and a ridiculous amount of criticism, he grew into the role and finished the season excellently, putting in some man of the match performances along the way.
He's spent a disproportionate amount of time in the news due to the criticism and then some wonder saves, and each time his mug appears, someone thinks 'He really looks like *insert here*' and posts a pic onto Twitter.
We've just compiled them all together. Enjoy, and if you want to add any more in the comments then please do so.


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lefty
11-10-2012, 08:19 PM
Chicharitoooooo

IronMaxipad
11-10-2012, 09:24 PM
http://i.minus.com/iJyPOUP3fINlp.gif

lefty
11-10-2012, 09:48 PM
http://i.minus.com/iJyPOUP3fINlp.gif
Fuck yeah

lefty
02-02-2013, 03:02 AM
boys tryin to play among real men...lol arsenal wankers

:lol Arsenal
:lol 4th place championship parades
:lol zionists
:lol zionist club playing in a Turban stadium
:lol Wenger
:lol lanky frog
:lol hypocrite

lefty
02-02-2013, 02:36 PM
Gentlemen, let's hope Sir Suarez beats Citeh tomorrow

http://i.imgur.com/QfAMa.gif

lefty
02-03-2013, 01:24 PM
9 pt lead, gentlemen

lefty
02-08-2013, 01:25 AM
:D

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/818_10151377746265336_1319536301_n.jpg




- Ashley Young sits with Man United fans, gives one of them a shock



http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptussowexperts/577183_481063465257445_784890411_n.jpeg

symple19
02-09-2013, 01:48 AM
http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/h/www.ridethepine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/blizzard.gif.pagespeed.ce.JX_EWWK5xE.gif

TDMVPDPOY
02-22-2013, 07:22 PM
manutd needs to buy a LWCM...fkn im tired of giggs, ashley young or even valencia...

should just buy bale get it over and done with...

lefty
02-22-2013, 08:00 PM
I agree Young has been utter shit


Valencia isnt too bad as a backup, but on the right (he doesnt play LW/M)

He had those assists in wins @ Chelsa and @ Citeh with those quality ground hard crosses

Not very versatile though

TDMVPDPOY
02-22-2013, 10:27 PM
I agree Young has been utter shit


Valencia isnt too bad as a backup, but on the right (he doesnt play LW/M)

He had those assists in wins @ Chelsa and @ Citeh with those quality ground hard crosses

Not very versatile though
problem is injury prone shit

those guys manutd all bought last season havnt even put together a solid season yet, fkn pathetic...

i dont even get whats stopping chewy from playin the cholo more games, its like he only plays in meaningless games against shitty teams or shitty trophy tournaments to buy some time....

lefty
02-22-2013, 11:28 PM
problem is injury prone shit

those guys manutd all bought last season havnt even put together a solid season yet, fkn pathetic...

i dont even get whats stopping chewy from playin the cholo more games, its like he only plays in meaningless games against shitty teams or shitty trophy tournaments to buy some time....
Cholorito did score the game winner in Chelsea

But yeah he should play in more big games; Welbeck has been improving though, thats why Fergie has been playing him a lot; he is the one who got the winning RVP FK vs Citeh, and he scored vs RMAO

But keep in mind that Cholo has scored very important goals for MU this season, even it was vs small teams; points are points, and now they lead Citeh by 12

Blizzardwizard
02-22-2013, 11:47 PM
Why isn't Valencia starting games? His deliveries are above par. Oh well, Idgaf, United gave us 18 million for him :greedy :greedy

Sense
02-23-2013, 02:16 PM
I agree that Valencia should be playing more... and ofc Cheech..

TDMVPDPOY
02-25-2013, 01:50 AM
how about feilani from everton for another striker upfront, dude is beast with headers

lefty
04-22-2013, 05:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QfAMa.gif

TDMVPDPOY
04-23-2013, 10:53 PM
u knwo the sponsor aone...are they even big in europe? american insurance comp...

lefty
04-23-2013, 11:23 PM
u knwo the sponsor aone...are they even big in europe? american insurance comp...
I know ....

In a fundraiser, we played soccer against AON Montreal's employees

Those faggots had Manchester United jerseys :lol


They made us look like Arsenal :cry .... 8-2 :cry

Venti Quattro
04-23-2013, 11:44 PM
u knwo the sponsor aone...are they even big in europe? american insurance comp...

They're gonna switch to Chevrolet in 2014.

TDMVPDPOY
04-24-2013, 01:54 PM
cause they just struck a deal for the naming rights on the training ground and training kits....

i thought they werent that big in europe or either expanding into europe....

cause it makes no sense for them to be doing tours in asia where the money is, selling jerseys yeh. but who buys american insurance in asia? unless they have a company in asia....

NASpurs
04-29-2013, 11:38 AM
Does anyone even care about this thread? :lmao

crofl bought titles

http://epltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/man-united-1-man-city-6.jpg

NASpurs
04-29-2013, 11:40 AM
All I can tell is the internet loser talking to himself about "his" team and his e-peen growing by his ownage of us wankers. :lmao

lefty
04-29-2013, 11:44 AM
GTFO of this thread

This is a winners thread :lol

NASpurs
04-29-2013, 11:47 AM
Next is c-stomping of ARSEnal

c-stomped us 1-1

And the "winners" thread? Why are you, the resident internet loser, doing here anyway? Oh it's to bandwagon to a team so you can feel like a winner once in your life. :lol

lefty
04-29-2013, 11:52 AM
c-stomped us 1-1

And the "winners" thread? Why are you, the resident internet loser, doing here anyway? Oh it's to bandwagon to a team so you can feel like a winner once in your life. :lol
Says the Juventus bandwagon fan oh the irony :lol


And I posted "next is c-stomping of Arsenal" before the game @ Old Troffard, United won that game ..... check the date ..... dumbass :lmao ..... never heard of calendars :lmao .... fatamerican with no brain :lmao

NASpurs
04-29-2013, 11:55 AM
Says the Juventus bandwagon fan oh the irony :lol


And I posted "next is c-stomping of Arsenal" before the game @ Old Troffard, United won that game ..... check the date ..... dumbass :lmao ..... never heard of calendars :lmao .... fatamerican with no brain :lmao

Wow, you just confirmed your inferiority to me. You're a fucking moron, there's no two ways about it.

But yeah, "you" c-stomped us 1-1... ouch...

lefty
04-29-2013, 11:55 AM
Wow, you just confirmed your inferiority to me. You're a fucking moron, there's no two ways about it.

But yeah, "you" c-stomped us 1-1... ouch...
2-1

Check the date


:lmao cant read

NASpurs
04-29-2013, 11:57 AM
2-1

Check the date


:lmao cant read

And you still keep at it.... amazing. Yeah I'm done with you, you're sad dude.

lefty
04-29-2013, 12:05 PM
And you still keep at it.... amazing. Yeah I'm done with you, you're sad dude.
Wow you give up easily :lmao


Loser :lmao


And lol avoiding the fact that you got the date wrong :lmao

TDMVPDPOY
05-05-2013, 12:34 AM
time to cash in on rooney....

he already peaked and has done nothing for the last few seasons

lefty
05-05-2013, 12:55 AM
time to cash in on rooney....

he already peaked and has done nothing for the last few seasons
Dude you are harsh :lol

He had a great season in 2011-2012

And this season he missed a bunch due to that nasty injury - and that same injury slowed him down for th rest of the season

velik_m
05-05-2013, 03:23 AM
So, i guess go ManUtd? For today at least...

ALVAREZ6
05-06-2013, 09:27 PM
lefty how do you feel about Ronaldo coming back to your other team????

lefty
05-06-2013, 09:42 PM
lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896) how do you feel about Ronaldo coming back to your other team????
official ?

ALVAREZ6
05-07-2013, 07:57 PM
official ?
Seems inevitable, whether it's this summer or next.

lefty
05-07-2013, 08:39 PM
Seems inevitable, whether it's this summer or next.
Im ok with it

lefty
05-08-2013, 06:18 PM
:cry

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ea4b090eb5093cd1e31e142af70c2fc/tumblr_mmh4m8dNpK1s1bu84o1_500.jpg

Libri
05-09-2013, 01:02 PM
Official: Moyes signs for 6 years

Libri
05-09-2013, 01:09 PM
This just in. Mou's reaction,

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00386/snn0903h280_386453a.jpg

lefty
05-09-2013, 01:38 PM
Official: Moyes signs for 6 years
welcome :cry

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac32709264222212ade67064f26c8905/tumblr_mmjgrc5vfC1rdzik9o1_500.jpghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/fd2b4a2cd85b115f4b504f9c142ff064/tumblr_mmjfp1rQk51rjwum8o1_500.jpg

symple19
05-10-2013, 02:10 AM
Probably a good hire. Dude did a solid job with limited resources while at Everton. Look forward to Arsenal beating him like a drum on the reg

lefty
05-10-2013, 03:18 AM
Probably a good hire. Dude did a solid job with limited resources while at Everton. Look forward to Arsenal beating him like a drum on the reg
I agree

And if he brings Fellaini and Baines :lol

Although I would also him to bring Jagielka; MU needs CB's

symple19
05-10-2013, 03:43 AM
I agree

And if he brings Fellaini and Baines :lol

Although I would also him to bring Jagielka; MU needs CB's

His teams are as disciplined in what they do as any other in the EPL. I also think he's far more respectable than SAF...Plus, he doesn't chew gum.

Should be even better with a bottomless purse and a club that's in tip top shape from the efforts of the old guy.

And yeah, Fellaini in the middle wouldn't even be fair. He would give MU that physical presence they need to challenge for a CL crown. Although I can see them needing a CB, that defense will only improve under Moyes, and there's really no way he can fuck up the attack considering the talent that's already there.

Very solid hire. Will make it just a tad bit harder to hate United :lol

symple19
05-10-2013, 03:45 AM
Last thing I'll say is that I doubt United will lose that tough edge that SAF gave them, which seems like it's worth 5-10 points every year.

lefty
05-10-2013, 03:57 AM
His teams are as disciplined in what they do as any other in the EPL. I also think he's far more respectable than SAF...Plus, he doesn't chew gum.

Should be even better with a bottomless purse and a club that's in tip top shape from the efforts of the old guy.

And yeah, Fellaini in the middle wouldn't even be fair. He would give MU that physical presence they need to challenge for a CL crown. Although I can see them needing a CB, that defense will only improve under Moyes, and there's really no way he can fuck up the attack considering the talent that's already there.

Very solid hire. Will make it just a tad bit harder to hate United :lol
:lol Also one of the reasons he got the job (on top of his track record and friendship with Fergie) is the stability factor; he has coached only 2 teams, and has pent 12 seasons at Everton

Last thing I'll say is that I doubt United will lose that tough edge that SAF gave them, which seems like it's worth 5-10 points every year.
I agree

I dont see him bullying the refs

Or getting "Moyes time" :lol

Libri
05-10-2013, 05:40 PM
Does Moyes have any odd habits that we can use to troll the hell out of him? :D

TDMVPDPOY
05-11-2013, 01:23 AM
signin moyes, does that mean the glazers wont be spending much on FA?

symple19
05-11-2013, 05:57 AM
Does Moyes have any odd habits that we can use to troll the hell out of him? :D

hopefully

Venti Quattro
05-12-2013, 10:34 PM
333641589928910848

lefty
05-12-2013, 10:49 PM
:lmao

lefty
05-15-2013, 12:53 AM
Steven Gerrard ‏@Gerrard8FanPage (https://twitter.com/Gerrard8FanPage)13 May (https://twitter.com/Gerrard8FanPage/status/334049362730696704)
Rooney says he wants to leave Man United for a new challenge. In other news, Dreamworks starts development on Shrek 5.

Libri
05-20-2013, 03:34 PM
Sir Alex's last piece of managerial gum appears on Ebay


http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/thetoepoke/id/3166?cc=5901

TDMVPDPOY
06-23-2013, 03:38 AM
if manutd does indeed sign thiaggo,

does that make up for the blunder signings 2 years ago? where the spent like 60m bringing in all these EPL rejects like phil jones, cleverly, young

last season was meant to be Smallings coming out season, dude needs to be injury free if he wants to secure that CB position full time....

symple19
06-23-2013, 03:41 AM
:lmao

TDMVPDOY whining about guys who just won the EPL....Classic

TDMVPDPOY
06-23-2013, 03:51 AM
:lmao

TDMVPDOY whining about guys who just won the EPL....Classic

nah man, found it was just a waste of money spent on the 3 clowns who were inconsistent all injured and shit....went to the point having to rely on bringing back scholes and giggs, when manutd should be replacing the vets and choke artists moving forward...

symple19
06-23-2013, 03:57 AM
nah man, found it was just a waste of money spent on the 3 clowns who were inconsistent all injured and shit....went to the point having to rely on bringing back scholes and giggs, when manutd should be replacing the vets and choke artists moving forward...

Fair enough. :tu

symple19
07-05-2013, 09:16 PM
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/thiago-terminator.gif

lefty
07-05-2013, 09:29 PM
niiice :lol

lefty
07-05-2013, 09:39 PM
Barcelona apparently leak huge transfer news by cutting Thiago Alcantara out of official photograph


http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/barcelona-leak-massive-transfer-news-cutting-thiago-alcantara-114516120.html

lefty
07-11-2013, 12:50 PM
Moyes' belt :lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BO0TS4CCUAAJnEg.jpg:large

IronMaxipad
08-09-2013, 05:59 PM
http://www.hasmoyesbeensacked.com/

lefty
08-09-2013, 06:04 PM
:lol

lefty
08-17-2013, 11:14 PM
Congrats to Alan Bristow for his 1st PL win :tu

FlAVaK
08-26-2013, 03:58 PM
https://twitter.com/evilkagawa

lefty
08-26-2013, 04:17 PM
https://twitter.com/evilkagawa

Yeah I've posted quite a few of his tweets in other threads, funny account