Positives that Romney should run on...

[ElNono]

1. I'm not a muslim commie
2.

[Clipper Nation]

There are none, tbh, other than "at least I'm not Palin"...

[Th'Pusher]

2. I am rich. And you could be too, as long as you vote for me.

[coyotes_geek]

1. I'm not Obama.
2. Say what you will about my running mate, but at least he's not a retard.
3. Hair so good even Rick Perry takes notice.

[leemajors]

We haven't run the numbers!

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2012/08/15/we-havent-run-the-numbers-a-startling-ryan-admi/189369