For Women Voters, Shirtless Photos > Policy Differences

[Homeland Security]

Independent female swing voters who supposedly "lean liberal" are going to be swayed much more by shirtless pictures of Paul Ryan with a deer carcass swung over his shoulder than by arguments about Medicare.

You know that shit is true.

Reference: Brown, Scott winning election in Massachusetts. Yeah, I'm suuuuure that was because of MA voters' principled opposition to PPACA and not to "conscientious" women voters looking at Playgirl pictures on the innertubes and then entering the voting booth all moist.

[Winehole23]

nice

[Homeland Security]

I'm sure people listening to the VP debate on the radio will think Biden won.

[Homeland Security]

Back in 2008, when internal polls showed John McCain down 14 points to Obama, his thinking with the VP pick was "I need to shore up white heterosexual male voters in my base. Who's the best right-wing policy wonk?"

[vy65]

motherfucking truth bombs

[Homeland Security]

"Ladies, as you're admiring the 'intellectual firepower' of my running mate, I am in no way thinking you'll start to interpret how you view me in terms of how you view him, but just, you know -- older, wiser, a little grayer around the temples. Certainly not any 'older brother' vibe. I in no way would spend campaign money on behavioral scientists to come up with things like that. That never happens in business."

[Homeland Security]

In September, there absolutely, positively WILL NOT be any campaign ads with the subconscious message of "vote for Sugar Daddy." NEVER,

[ElNono]

:lol

[Winehole23]

Back in 2008, when internal polls showed John McCain down 14 points to Obama, his thinking with the VP pick was "I need to shore up white heterosexual male voters in my base. Who's the best right-wing policy wonk?":lmao

[Homeland Security]

Really, all of you are free agents with respect to will. You can't be manipulated by that sort of thing. It's why Madison Avenue went out of business decades ago and entertainment media plays no role in your culture. You can't be controlled!!! FREEDOM!!!11! Eleventy!

[ElNono]

As I said in a previous thread, old Joe is probably having a hair transplant as we speak... you can't start preparing for these "debates" early enough :lol

[Homeland Security]

"Ma'am -- ma'am, you only have to pull the voting lever once, you don't have to slide your hand back and forth--- wait, what? ma'am please take your mouth off the lever---"

[symple19]

:lmao

[Wild Cobra]

Independent female swing voters who supposedly "lean liberal" are going to be swayed much more by shirtless pictures of Paul Ryan with a deer carcass swung over his shoulder than by arguments about Medicare.

You know that shit is true.

Yes, there is no end to the number of shallow women in the USA.

[George Gervin's Afro]

Yes, there is no end to the number of shallow women in the USA.

Palin and bauchman..

[Th'Pusher]

Seriously? The dude looks like a fucking nerd.

[Latarian Milton]

that's why females should never have the right to vote imho, the best they can do is show some shirtless pics of themselves in protest against some policy they don't really know shit about. a dick and a brain are the differences between a man and female tbh