View Full Version : My perfect female figure..........
lebomb
08-23-2012, 10:37 AM
http://mydeathblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/mariana-davalos.gif
:eyebrows
I would so do many dirty things to her............ *sigh*
The Gemini Method
08-23-2012, 10:38 AM
wowsa...seconded that...she is impeccable.
lebomb
08-23-2012, 10:40 AM
:drool: I bet she has pretty feet too!
Viva Las Espuelas
08-23-2012, 10:46 AM
I guess you've never been to HEB
lebomb
08-23-2012, 10:51 AM
I guess you've never been to HEB
Oh yes..............Hot chicks have to eat too!!! :toast
spurs_fan_in_exile
08-23-2012, 11:24 AM
Might as well make this a thread where every one can post theirs
http://home.comcast.net/~mjm1977/dollpics/she_ra.JPG
CavsSuperFan
08-23-2012, 11:57 AM
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bus driver
08-23-2012, 01:17 PM
damn, time to change my underwear.
perfect
CubanSucks
08-23-2012, 01:38 PM
she has a twin and they have as perfect of a body as a million other woman on the internet
http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv51/tripleh1025/gemelitas/31_mariana_camila_davalos.jpg
Viva Las Espuelas
08-23-2012, 01:57 PM
damn, time to change my underwear.
perfect
:lmao
Jacob1983
08-23-2012, 02:08 PM
And twins
http://www.theweeklybrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/coors-light-twins.jpg
She's definitely a model God should follow for all other Latinas lol
Colombian no doubt.
They got some pretty looking dimes over there.
Viva Las Espuelas
08-23-2012, 02:51 PM
Good eye, sf
http://www.striped-bass.com/Stripertalk/attachments/scuppers/44365d1297032302-babe-s-week-twins-camila-mariana-davalos-nude-shoot.jpg
Sweet Jesus.....
Viva Las Espuelas
08-23-2012, 02:53 PM
Cans look fake though which is a little disappointing
Viva Las Espuelas
08-23-2012, 02:57 PM
How about this one, lebomb?
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symple19
08-23-2012, 03:00 PM
Holy shit ^
1st, I don't have a female figure but if I did it would be a perfect one.
2nd, this is like ultra soft porn, you can see better looking girls getting it in the ass for free.
Cans look fake though which is a little disappointing
2nd, this is like ultra soft porn, you can see better looking girls getting it in the ass for free.
+1 on both.
lebomb
08-23-2012, 03:39 PM
How about this one, lebomb?
N6R-cZB3qwg
I skeeted....
Avante
08-23-2012, 04:22 PM
Most those above are too soft.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/torriewilson/23.jpg
mavs>spurs
08-23-2012, 04:29 PM
Cans look fake though which is a little disappointing
Columbian girls always have small tits for some reason..breast implants are a big thing over there. It's their downfall tbh.
Viva Las Espuelas
08-23-2012, 04:32 PM
I guess sofia vergara was an import
8FOR!3
08-23-2012, 04:37 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fwgyAYUqywc/TeNGNoaBAMI/AAAAAAAAA1M/naouIenJndQ/s1600/fat-girl.png
She thick as hell dawg
CuckingFunt
08-23-2012, 04:51 PM
My idea of the perfect female figure involves neither implants nor airbrushing.
mavs>spurs
08-23-2012, 04:56 PM
I guess sofia vergara was an import
i used to think she was natural but now i'm not so sure.
either way there are obviously exceptions to every rule. and she is pretty fine tbh.
AussieFanKurt
08-23-2012, 04:56 PM
Most those above are too soft.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/torriewilson/23.jpg
Why do you like muscley women mate
AussieFanKurt
08-23-2012, 04:56 PM
Someone has a gif of Kate Upton in their signature, she's pretty good
Avante
08-23-2012, 04:59 PM
Why do you like muscley women mate
While she's in shape she's not a muscle chick.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/torriewilson/18.jpg
AussieFanKurt
08-23-2012, 05:01 PM
While she's in shape she's not a muscle chick.
I can understand being in shape and toned but that girl you posted before had too well defined muscles
Avante
08-23-2012, 05:04 PM
I can understand being in shape and toned but that girl you posted before had too well defined muscles
Both pictures were of the same girl, Playboy playmate Torrie Wilson.
AussieFanKurt
08-23-2012, 05:06 PM
Meh
symple19
08-23-2012, 05:17 PM
I don't have a type.
Pretty face is a must. Can't be fat/obese/disproportionate, but I don't mind a girl with some curves
Otherwise, it's all pink on the inside
symple19
08-23-2012, 05:18 PM
Meh
I'm fairly convinced that you're into dudes at this point.
JayTheClown
08-23-2012, 05:18 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fwgyAYUqywc/TeNGNoaBAMI/AAAAAAAAA1M/naouIenJndQ/s1600/fat-girl.png
She thick as hell dawg
I just cant understand this
Wild Cobra
08-23-2012, 06:48 PM
http://mydeathblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/mariana-davalos.gif
:eyebrows
I would so do many dirty things to her............ *sigh*
Well, you probably like this:
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The Reckoning
08-23-2012, 07:03 PM
i still cant decide whether im an ass man or a tits man....i love them both so much :depressed
legs are a must though, and i find bad cellulite repulsive
honestly if i had to choose between face and body...id go body. the face only does so much.
CubanSucks
08-23-2012, 07:21 PM
I skeeted....
are you 10 yrs old, you little faggot? I swear between this thread and the retarded asses threads you start weekly I would guess you're just now discovering the internet. I could've sworn you were a college student too
Well at least they are of legal age.
CubanSucks
08-23-2012, 08:14 PM
Well at least they are of legal age.
:lmao I see you're still basing your morals on what our lawmakers say while disregarding science
"It doesn't matter what you say, IT'S STILL ILLEGAL!!!!!" :lol
Why are you so defensive about it, I'm just saying..
Wild Cobra
08-23-2012, 08:41 PM
Why are you so defensive about it, I'm just saying..
You should really fix that picture. Being compressed horizontally to give her a bigger ass makes the rest of her look chunky.
http://hostingb.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-23/1001Jamie-K.jpg
Not really.
That's how she looks regardless of shrinkage.
Finely toned bitch.
http://hostingb.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-23/506743870_05716_123_732lo.jpg
Wild Cobra
08-23-2012, 09:17 PM
Not really.
That's how she looks regardless of shrinkage.
Finely toned bitch.
http://hostingb.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-23/506743870_05716_123_732lo.jpg
Well, my sense of proportion must be different. The one in your sig is compressed to 76% horizontally to the larger one. It makes a huge difference in her beauty.
In your sig, 640x355, 1.75:1 proportion.
larger one cropped to same picture elements 877x384. 2.28:1 proportion.
1.75 is only 76% of 2.28.
The Reckoning
08-23-2012, 09:22 PM
WC is serial killer weird
All that is being loss on the sig is quality.
If you can maintain the quality while cropping and editing all the letters and seagull out be my guest. I'll appreciate that.
Wild Cobra
08-23-2012, 09:26 PM
All that is being loss on the sig is quality.
If you can maintain the quality while cropping and editing all the letters and seagull out be my guest. I'll appreciate that.
Yes.
I'm sorry, but to me, the shortening on the horizontal axis destroyed her beauty. Need to keep things in proportion.
CuckingFunt
08-23-2012, 09:27 PM
Wild Cobra is correct that the aspect ratio is different and that the edited image is compressed horizontally.
I'm guessing he's incorrect in thinking anyone gives a fuck, however. And, like the special eyes/pixel resolution argument, going to the trouble of a mathematical breakdown is taking it way too seriously and inviting ridicule.
Wild Cobra
08-23-2012, 09:39 PM
All that is being loss on the sig is quality.
If you can maintain the quality while cropping and editing all the letters and seagull out be my guest. I'll appreciate that.
Here they are, the smaller one at 71% to approximately match the width of yours:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x262/Wild_Cobra/People/Jaime-K.jpg
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x262/Wild_Cobra/People/Jaime-K71pct.jpg
Avante
08-23-2012, 09:45 PM
We've all known that dynamite looking chick without a brain in her head. This girl always looked so ...interesting. The look on her face tells us how exciting she'd be.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/ashleymassaro/05.jpg
Here they are, the smaller one at 71% to approximately match the width of yours:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x262/Wild_Cobra/People/Jaime-K71pct.jpg
Ok I will use this one.
It looks rather pancaked though, dont you think?
Wild Cobra
08-23-2012, 10:11 PM
Ok I will use this one.
It looks rather pancaked though, dont you think?
LOL...
Not proportionally.
Wild Cobra
08-23-2012, 10:48 PM
OK, I replaced it with a full frame fix, and 71% size.
---edit add---
Photobucket seems to not respond well to deleting an image and reloading one under the same name. Use this:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x262/Wild_Cobra/People/Jaime-K-1.jpg
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x262/Wild_Cobra/People/Jaime-K71pct-1.jpg
Spur|n|Austin
08-24-2012, 12:18 AM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/5/1/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3375-1335898182-11.gif
Viva Las Espuelas
08-24-2012, 12:45 AM
Wild Cobra is correct that the aspect ratio is different and that the edited image is compressed horizontally.
I'm guessing he's incorrect in thinking anyone gives a fuck, however. And, like the special eyes/pixel resolution argument, going to the trouble of a mathematical breakdown is taking it way too seriously and inviting ridicule.
and you commented on it. two sections and all
mavs>spurs
08-24-2012, 12:51 AM
We've all known that dynamite looking chick without a brain in her head. This girl always looked so ...interesting. The look on her face tells us how exciting she'd be.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/ashleymassaro/05.jpg
lol grown man watching pro wrestling
Viva Las Espuelas
08-24-2012, 12:55 AM
oh? i just see grown titties
Trainwreck2100
08-24-2012, 12:58 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fwgyAYUqywc/TeNGNoaBAMI/AAAAAAAAA1M/naouIenJndQ/s1600/fat-girl.png
She thick as hell dawg
son ain't nothing sadder than a fat chick with disproportionate titties.
TDMVPDPOY
08-24-2012, 01:24 AM
there are still beautiful girls out there who are not in the entertainment/media industry who are not attention whores
fkn no talent hacks who continue to make scandals to remain relevant in the public eye, cause thats where they make their money...i fkn hate reality tv and the networks who continue to push no talent hacks onto the screen
Avante
08-24-2012, 03:46 AM
lol grown man watching pro wrestling
At this stage of the game it's more about the behind the scenes politics. Very entertaining, some very interesting characters involved. Of course it must be DVRed because 60% of it is unbearable to watch.
Wild Cobra
08-24-2012, 03:49 AM
At this stage of the game it's more about the behind the scenes politics. Very entertaining, some very interesting characters involved. Of course it must be DVRed because 60% of it is unbearable to watch.
Sorry, but I disagree. That staged shit has no entertainment value for me.
Wild Cobra
08-24-2012, 03:50 AM
there are still beautiful girls out there who are not in the entertainment/media industry who are not attention whores
fkn no talent hacks who continue to make scandals to remain relevant in the public eye, cause thats where they make their money...i fkn hate reality tv and the networks who continue to push no talent hacks onto the screen
Is there anyone in the entertainment industry who isn't an attention whore?
Avante
08-24-2012, 03:59 AM
Sorry, but I disagree. That staged shit has no entertainment value for me.
Do you watch movies/TV shows? That staged shit entertain you?
If you knew the colorful history of it like Gorgeous George the original "Nature Boy" the greatest of them all Lou Thesz it's very interesting. To somebody who doesn't know anything about it..............
AussieFanKurt
08-24-2012, 06:25 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m986pkJnPL1re4ysso4_500.gif
TheRealCB
08-24-2012, 07:09 AM
https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ4I0n85KkB0a51KI1zOy_zsEfnvV1Mf m42C2IbajwZavcN4PgY
Tbh:hat
CubanSucks
08-24-2012, 11:26 AM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/5/1/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3375-1335898182-11.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m986pkJnPL1re4ysso4_500.gif
soooo...skinny? I swear her sides are perfectly straight lines from her armpits all the way down to her toes.
I'm not hatin, she's sexy as hell, but what figure does she have besides big boobs?
My idea of the perfect female figure involves neither implants nor airbrushing.
Does your idea allow for working out and eating healthily?
OK, I replaced it with a full frame fix, and 71% size.
---edit add---
Photobucket seems to not respond well to deleting an image and reloading one under the same name. Use this:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x262/Wild_Cobra/People/Jaime-K71pct-1.jpg
My boy.
I will use the smaller one. Thanks
CuckingFunt
08-24-2012, 04:12 PM
Does your idea allow for working out and eating healthily?
It involves being fit, certainly.
Bynumite
08-24-2012, 04:16 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m986pkJnPL1re4ysso4_500.gif
^That chick is hot but she has no ass or hips.
The chick the OP posted is a cutie with curves for days tbh.
Skinny ass legs and no hips like Katie Uptons shouldnt be considered the perfect female body tbh. I prefer something like this:
http://i.imgur.com/ta8hh.jpg
http://i899.photobucket.com/albums/ac196/yungflashy8892/xe1rfa1.jpg
CubanSucks
08-24-2012, 04:52 PM
^ :lmao minus the b e a n e r clothes and hair-do
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb46/jennkizuk/-gifs/joanroger.gif
http://i51.tinypic.com/17v583.gif
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb46/jennkizuk/-gifs/joanroger.gif
http://i51.tinypic.com/17v583.gif
^ :lmao minus the b e a n e r clothes and hair-do
Are you trying to be funny because that wasn't.
Those chicks look alright, plus they're not even mexicans to begin with.
CubanSucks
08-24-2012, 05:29 PM
Are you trying to be funny because that wasn't.
Those chicks look alright, plus they're not even mexicans to begin with.
It wasn't supposed to be funny, what I was responding to was. What makes you think I was trying to be funny?
Those chicks are definitely more than alright but the second one's clothes and hair are from stereotype heaven
and how do you know their nationality? I was just using b e a n e r as a general insult for hispanics
Well the fact you put an lmao smiley on was pretty much a given you were trying to be funny.
And I'm not an expert but I know enough to know where a chick hails from. Is not all that difficult. Its all about the body type, skin tone and so on.
The first girl looks to be from Colombia or Brazil. The second chick you're probably right on tbh.
CuckingFunt
08-24-2012, 05:54 PM
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The Reckoning
08-24-2012, 05:59 PM
go easy on the kangaroo jockeys, they would pass up on olympic gold-winning babies.
have to take a trip to darwin, after det one.
CubanSucks
08-24-2012, 06:04 PM
Well the fact you put an lmao smiley on was pretty much a given you were trying to be funny.
It didn't cross your mind that the emoticon was for what I was responding to? So if I use :rolleyes does that mean that I made myself roll my eyes? So using :bang must mean that I'm pissing myself off
Actually the rolling of the eyes smiley is actually there to indicate the feeling of doing exactly that.
The hitting yourself on a brickwall indicates you're frustrated.
LOL@ me having to explain such trivial bullshit to you.
CubanSucks
08-24-2012, 06:23 PM
Actually the rolling of the eyes smiley is actually there to indicate the feeling of doing exactly that.
The hitting yourself on a brickwall indicates you're frustrated.
LOL@ me having to explain such trivial bullshit to you.
right, and you do all those things because of someone or something else, just like I laughed at someone elses post....
I'm actually embarrassed for you at this point
No kidding.
You laughing at fkla post gave the impression you were laughing at your B e a n e r joke which wasn't remotely funny.
:lol They Sean the luck faker that word. My lord..
Proxy
08-24-2012, 06:53 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57qgg5BLy1qkvp70o1_250.gif
CubanSucks
08-24-2012, 09:00 PM
No kidding.
You laughing at fkla post gave the impression you were laughing at your B e a n e r joke which wasn't remotely funny.
It. Wasn't. A. Joke.
I was genuinely saying she'd be hotter if she didn't have the ridiculous sweat pants and top and the shitty hair going down to her waist
tbh i couldnt care less about the hair or type of clothes as long as shes bending that ass over
mavs>spurs
08-25-2012, 05:44 AM
^lol how do you keep from falling asleep during class?
LkrFan
08-25-2012, 06:22 AM
http://mydeathblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/mariana-davalos.gif
:eyebrows
I would so do many dirty things to her............ *sigh*
Dayum. :wow
Avante
08-25-2012, 09:56 AM
To be honest the girl the OP is finding perfect is loaded down with water weight. Very obvious.
This is tight.
http://www.comic-covers.com/Warren/Vampirella/images/vampi045.jpg (http://www.comic-covers.com/Warren/Vampirella/imagepages/image47.html)
Viva Las Espuelas
08-26-2012, 03:44 PM
i used to think she was natural but now i'm not so sure. smh
Viva Las Espuelas
09-26-2012, 02:40 AM
my latest infatuation is over emily ratajkowski. she's the brunette in that carl's jr commercial with sara underwood. i didn't even realize she was the blonde in that video until i read it after seeing the commercial a few times. i couldn't take my eyes off of her in it. she's a bit waif-y for my taste, but those lips......those breasts <shivers> i could just tell she was all natural and i was right :D
http://umwowemilyratajkowski.tumblr.com/
you're all very welcome :toast
pookenstein
09-26-2012, 06:54 AM
http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=446179&t=o (http://gifsoup.com/view/446179/salma-hayek.html)
mingus
09-26-2012, 09:45 AM
Never understood the appeal in looking at/salivating over pictures of cute or hot girl because it bothers me not being able to go up to them and have conversation. Ultimately I feel unsatisfied after seeing the gif of that stunning girl, and I wish I had not clicked on the topic.
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