Green Stool

[DeadlyDynasty]

Anybody else produce these? The last 2 days my turds have been green, and I'm not eating any more veggies than I usually do. I'm not sick either (AFAIK), so what gives?

Anybody else making beanstalks?

[redzero]

http://s2.postimage.org/iogjxo4o9/jags.gif

[cantthinkofanything]

Best thread title ever.

[cantthinkofanything]

could be an indication of decreased bowel transit time

[The Gemini Method]

No antibiotics? Are you eating pistachios on a level that exceeds daily allotment? I usually get green stools after eating Vietnamese food...Have you had any pho or bun bu hue lately?

[cantthinkofanything]

but I'm going to try to help you out here. Let's try to narrow down what it looks like.

Does it look like this?
http://theparrotuniversity.com/photos/handfeeding/Older_Green_Cheek_Conure_Baby_Poop.jpg

[DeadlyDynasty]

http://s2.postimage.org/iogjxo4o9/jags.gif

This is gonna sound bad--and obvious--but I won money on that game:lol
Titans@Jags 2010 Week 6 or so...won $250

[cantthinkofanything]

or this?

http://chrisleavins.typepad.com/chrisleavins/images/2007/10/09/green_poop_2.jpg

[cantthinkofanything]

this?

edit: too big of a picture

[cantthinkofanything]

or this?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6v4ovSKQL1rqqscao1_1280.jpg

[DeadlyDynasty]

No antibiotics? Are you eating pistachios on a level that exceeds daily allotment? I usually get green stools after eating Vietnamese food...Have you had any pho or bun bu hue lately?
You're not gonna believe this but I've never had pho--I shit you not. People say I'm crazy. I got diamonds on the soles of shoes

[DeadlyDynasty]

or this?

http://chrisleavins.typepad.com/chrisleavins/images/2007/10/09/green_poop_2.jpg
oh please, that's not even a real turd.

[cantthinkofanything]

There's a restaurant outside of Ft. Worth called:

Pho King Way

[The Gemini Method]

You're not gonna believe this but I've never had pho--I shit you not. People say I'm crazy. I got diamonds on the soles of shoes

Not necessarily that shocking--I forget...are you in SoCal? If so, then perhaps that raises an eyebrow on TGM's face but if not, then naw not so crazy. I know Viet girls are crazy though...

[DeadlyDynasty]

btw, regularity wise I'm fine. I shit twice, sometimes thrice per day.

[Reck]

This only happens when you eat vegetables alot or are taking some sort of medication.

You dont just take green dumps for the hell of it.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Not necessarily that shocking--I forget...are you in SoCal? If so, then perhaps that raises an eyebrow on TGM's face but if not, then naw not so crazy. I know Viet girls are crazy though...
Baltimore now, by way of Miami

[cantthinkofanything]

3 shits of green stool a day.
sounds normal

[cantthinkofanything]

also thought Pink Floyd put out some cool ones...

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[The Gemini Method]

Baltimore now, by way of Miami

Hmmm...probably not a hotbed for the Viet community like SoCal, Houston, and Louisiana are...

[DeadlyDynasty]

I don't remember the yellow fever when I was in Louisiana, but I was in the 3rd-world country part.

[DeadlyDynasty]

btw, most Viet-centric place I've ever been is San Jose--by a landslide

[lebomb]

Its all the sperm that is trapped in your intestines........tell your boyfriend to skeet on your back, no creampies dude.

[cantthinkofanything]

also Dances With Wolves is pretty epic. Not a huge Costner fan but he hit a home run on this one.

http://thecelluloidsaloon.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dances-with-wolves1.jpg

[DeadlyDynasty]

Its all the sperm that is trapped in your intestines........tell your boyfriend to skeet on your back, no creampies dude.
Green sperm? What Aids-infested crack-heads have you been sucking off to picture guacosperm?

[mouse]

this is one time I wish the OP would have used Google first.

[PakiDan]

could be an indication of decreased bowel transit time

Yes. The intestines have less time to process the liver bile (which is a non-mistakable green) thus passing the bile and color in your stool.

[vander]

purple food =

[InRareForm]

The real major color that is not GOOD and you should seek a doctor is when it's grey or black

[DeadlyDynasty]

Black turds are quite common after Guiness benders, imo.

[Trainwreck2100]

take it easy on the dairy son