Posters you want to see dead

[DeadlyDynasty]

1. Avante

[redzero]

In before the lock.

[CuckingFunt]

None.

I'd like to think I would have the sense to finally make use of the ignore feature before I started wishing death on folks.

[cantthinkofanything]

you could have just done a one option poll

[Blake]

I'd be good with pinked over death

[Clipper Nation]

I don't wish death on anyone, but I do wish death on Avante's ACCOUNT, tbh....

[DeadlyDynasty]

None.

I'd like to think I would have the sense to finally make use of the ignore feature before I started wishing death on folks.
That's not nearly as fun as wishing death on people.

[cantthinkofanything]

I'd be good with pinked over death

I'd agree with this. Kind of like wanting to see a child molester go to jail and get raped for the rest of his life. As opposed to killing him outright.

[CuckingFunt]

That's not nearly as fun as wishing death on people.

Wishing death on Avante merely feeds the beast.

[redzero]

It would be funny if Avante was weightlifting in his gym/recording studio/library, and he fucked up a bench press and accidentally knocked a shelf of tapes on to him, slowly suffocating to death.

Actually, I think he'd want that.

[Lincoln]

Thispego

[Lincoln]

Feel bad for his kid tbh, needs new parents

[DeadlyDynasty]

Wishing death on Avante merely feeds the beast.
Maybe, but he should be on his way out the door soon anyways at his age. Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iime is on my side...............................yes it is

It would be funny if Avante was weightlifting in his gym/recording studio/library, and he fucked up a bench press and accidentally knocked a shelf of tapes on to him, slowly suffocating to death.


lol

[cantthinkofanything]

It would be funny if Avante was weightlifting in his gym/recording studio/library, and he fucked up a bench press and accidentally knocked a shelf of tapes on to him, slowly suffocating to death.

Actually, I think he'd want that.

It'd be funnier if he met Carl Lewis and got HIV through a sloppy wet kiss. But not full blow AIDS. That would be sad.

[cantthinkofanything]

Maybe, but he should be on his way out the door soon anyways at his age. Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iime is on my side...............................yes it is

lol

You know...I can't hear those lyrics anymore without thinking of Fallen with Denzel Washington.

[DeadlyDynasty]

You know...I can't hear those lyrics anymore without thinking of Fallen with Denzel Washington.
Yup:tu

[CuckingFunt]

It would be funny if Avante was weightlifting in his gym/recording studio/library, and he fucked up a bench press and accidentally knocked a shelf of tapes on to him, slowly suffocating to death.

Actually, I think he'd want that.

He'd have to continuously dribble a nearby basketball to maintain his sanity.

[AussieFanKurt]

Surprised to have not heard from Avante yet

[Avante]

This is fun-kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...hahahaha!!!!!!!!

Here I am the nicest guy in the world simply playing along with what you guys want. Nobody sees that? Be cool and it will be cool, I guarantee it. I simply treat you guys like you act, nobody has noticed that?

[AussieFanKurt]

Nicest guy in the world...?

[Avante]

Nicest guy in the world...?

Without question, I'm a legit honey.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Sorry, Avante...I was listening to Slayer and got carried away. You'll know what I'm talking about soon enough.

[ChumpDumper]

It's just jokes! Love me! Tell me I'm pretty!

[Trainwreck2100]

I only do it cause you do it so it's ok when I do it but not when you do it

[Venti Quattro]

So Avante is not someone's troll?

[AussieFanKurt]

He clearly is and trolls us all pretty well tbh. It's unfortunate

[Clipper Nation]

Without question, I'm a legit honey.

I've lost count of the number of times you've called me a "stalker," a "punk" and a "dumbass leech," and that's not even considering the other people you annoy on the daily... "nicest person on Earth" my ass....

[Avante]

Sorry, Avante...I was listening to Slayer and got carried away. You'll know what I'm talking about soon enough.

I need the right enviornment, the candles/incense, no distractions. I don't own a lap top so I'm stuck here in the front room, impossible to set the stage during the day.

[Trainwreck2100]

He clearly is and trolls us all pretty well tbh. It's unfortunate

kool got pinked for less than what he's done tbqh.

[O.J. Simpson]

1. Avante

Not dead, just horribly maimed.

[Avante]

I've lost count of the number of times you've called me a "stalker," a "punk" and a "dumbass leech," and that's not even considering the other people you annoy on the daily... "nicest person on Earth" my ass....

How many times have I said..."be cool and it will be cool, act like a moron/pest and I'll treat you like one"...well?

[Avante]

kool got pinked for less than what he's done tbqh.

What have I done?

[O.J. Simpson]

What have I done?

Existing.

[TE]

Avante is someone's troll. I still can't believe people haven't figured out whose.

[Clipper Nation]

How many times have I said..."be cool and it will be cool, act like a moron/pest and I'll treat you like one"...well?

For how big a Bible-thumper you are, it's pretty astounding that you haven't heard of the Golden Rule.... if you didn't hijack every thread with bitchfits and personal attacks, we wouldn't shit on you, but right now, your behavior invites criticism....

[Venti Quattro]

Avante is someone's troll. I still can't believe people haven't figured out whose.

I'm bad at figuring out trolls. The only one I figured out was 21_Dickings because it was so obvious.

[Avante]

Existing.

So do what you do, which is...0....right?

[TE]

I'm bad at figuring out trolls. The only one I figured out was 21_Dickings because it was so obvious.

:lol you weren't in the club much during the summer amirite?

[Avante]

For how big a Bible-thumper you are, it's pretty astounding that you haven't heard of the Golden Rule.... if you didn't hijack every thread with bitchfits and personal attacks, we wouldn't shit on you, but right now, your behavior invites criticism....

I challenge you to show me where I've hijacked a thread for that purpose. Show me.

[Clipper Nation]

So do what you do, which is...0....right?

:lol "Nicest person on Earth"

[Venti Quattro]

:lol you weren't in the club much during the summer amirite?

lol I kept away from it because CTOA and Avante were racing for most threads started in a day.

[Clipper Nation]

I challenge you to show me where I've hijacked a thread for that purpose. Show me.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=7

[CuckingFunt]

How many times have I said..."be cool and it will be cool, act like a moron/pest and I'll treat you like one"...well?

Actions speak louder than words.

[CuckingFunt]

He'd have to continuously dribble a nearby basketball to maintain his sanity.

Also, no one got this reference?

Bunch of fucking philistines...

[DeadlyDynasty]

I need the right enviornment, the candles/incense.
I said Slayer, not Enya, bro

[AussieFanKurt]

Also, no one got this reference?

Bunch of fucking philistines...

The Simpsons? :lol

[O.J. Simpson]

I challenge you to show me where I've hijacked a thread for that purpose. Show me.

Dude, chill...ok?

[Avante]

Actions speak louder than words.

So I need to....

Clubber...you suck!
me..yes I do.
Clubber...you are a fat fuck!
me...yes I am.
Clubber...you are an idiot!
me...DUH!
Clubber...you do what I want.
me...yes I will.

Right?

[ChumpDumper]

So I need to....

Clubber...you suck!
me..yes I do.
Clubber...you are a fat fuck!
me...yes I am.
Clubber...you are an idiot!
me...DUH!
Clubber...you do what I want.
me...yes I will.

Right?Actually you need to...

Clubber: You suck!

You:

[CuckingFunt]

So I need to....

Clubber...you suck!
me..yes I do.
Clubber...you are a fat fuck!
me...yes I am.
Clubber...you are an idiot!
me...DUH!
Clubber...you do what I want.
me...yes I will.

Right?

No.

[Wild Cobra]

Avante, you need to let the small shit go, and pick and choose less battles.

[Avante]

No.

So just ignore all the bullshit?

[tlongII]

How about a thread for "Posters you want to have sex with"?

[Venti Quattro]

How about a thread for "Posters you want to have sex with"?

Dibs on Spurfect.

[tlongII]

Dibs on Spurfect.

There's a few in here actually.

[AussieFanKurt]

How about a thread for "Posters you want to have sex with"?

Start one

[CuckingFunt]

So just ignore all the bullshit?

If you think it's bullshit, sure.

My comment that actions speak louder than words wasn't intended to tell you how to post, though. Rather it was an indication that no matter how many times you proclaim to be a nice guy who only counters punches, the shit you have actually posted shows you to be an instigator who goes out of his way to encourage the abusive comments to which you are forced to react.

[CuckingFunt]

How about a thread for "Posters you want to have sex with"?

I'm already occasionally fucking the only poster I'd ever want to.

[Venti Quattro]

There's a few in here actually.

Also, dibs on CF's tits.

[Avante]

If you think it's bullshit, sure.

My comment that actions speak louder than words wasn't intended to tell you how to post, though. Rather it was an indication that no matter how many times you proclaim to be a nice guy who only counters punches, the shit you have actually posted shows you to be an instigator who goes out of his way to encourage the abusive comments to which you are forced to react.

You honestly see that? Wow!

[CuckingFunt]

You honestly see that? Wow!

So does everyone else with eyes.

[Avante]

So does everyone else with eyes.

So I need to..???

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'm already occasionally fucking the only poster I'd ever want to.
?

We haven't had sex yet iirc

[CuckingFunt]

So I need to..???

Why are you asking me how to post? If you're happy with what you're doing, then by all means keep at it. All I'm pointing out is that there are a number of very good reasons that no one here takes you seriously.

[Avante]

Why are you asking me how to post? If you're happy with what you're doing, then by all means keep at it. All I'm pointing out is that there are a number of very good reasons that no one here takes you seriously.

Who do we all take seriously?

[ChumpDumper]

I'm already occasionally fucking the only poster I'd ever want to.Is this a play on words?

[Wild Cobra]

Is this a play on words?
Are you jealous Chumpmeister?

[CuckingFunt]

Is this a play on words?

Isn't everything?

[Homeland Security]

I'd love to post my list but given my rhetoric elsewhere it probably would garner a visit from the FBI. I have to pick my spots.

[Homeland Security]

Isn't everything?

Good one.

[Reck]

Avante is a real poster.

He used to post on a hosts of other Track and Field boards as Brutal and the current name he is using now

He got banned out of those for the same shit he's pulling here.

[Avante]

Avante is a real poster.

He used to post on a hosts of other Track and Field boards as Brutal and the current name he is using now

He got banned out of those for the same shit he's pulling here.

Which is what?

[cantthinkofanything]

Which is what?

being an assface

[Avante]

being an assface

But you're not, right?

[TE]

Avante is a real poster.

He used to post on a hosts of other Track and Field boards as Brutal and the current name he is using now

He got banned out of those for the same shit he's pulling here.


ST avante = other forum avante

don't be fooled :lol

[Avante]

ST avante = other forum avante

don't be fooled :lol

Huh?

[DMC]

:lmao @ thread title

[johnsmith]

ST avante = other forum avante

don't be fooled :lol

So who's troll is he? You know what, nevermind, I don't care. Just BAN AVANTE 2012!!!

[Wild Cobra]

So who's troll is he? You know what, nevermind, I don't care. Just BAN AVANTE 2012!!!
Your desire to ban Avante is just proof that Avante gets your panties in a wad.

[Avante]

Your desire to ban Avante is just proof that Avante gets your panties in a wad.

I'm all this guy does, how sad is that?

[johnsmith]

Your desire to ban Avante is just proof that Avante gets your panties in a wad.

Cool. Talk to ya later jizz rag. Hey, I hear there is a global warming thread just dying for you to lose another argument in down in the political forum.....you should be all over that like a stalker on google maps.

[Avante]

Cool. Talk to ya later jizz rag. Hey, I hear there is a global warming thread just dying for you to lose another argument in down in the political forum.....you should be all over that like a stalker on google maps.

You really are mentally retarded aren't you?

[johnsmith]

You really are mentally retarded aren't you?

Oooooohhhhhh, snap!!! That will definitely teach me......


BAN AVANTE 2012!!!!

No more chodes!!!!

[Avante]

Oooooohhhhhh, snap!!! That will definitely teach me......


BAN AVANTE 2012!!!!

No more chodes!!!!

Sad to watch this guy, what a sorry sorry waste of blood.

[Reck]

Your desire to ban Avante is just proof that Avante gets your panties in a wad.

I want to see him banned and he doesn't get my "panties" in a wad.

Actually ST as a whole wants him banned, not because he gets in anyone's head but because of the utter shit and nonsensical shit he posts. He's a waste of space.

[ohmwrecker]

So many. So, so many . . .

[Avante]

I want to see him banned and he doesn't get my "panties" in a wad.

Actually ST as a whole wants him banned, not because he gets in anyone's head but because of the utter shit and nonsensical shit he posts. He's a waste of space.

So just leech off others like you do....right?

[Reck]

So just leech off others like you do....right?

You're way past leeching. You need to be put out of your misery.

[ohmwrecker]

I'm already occasionally fucking the only poster I'd ever want to.

Are you my girlfriend?

[ChumpDumper]

Are you jealous Chumpmeister?Dunno, she seems kind of sexy -- but it is an anonymous board. Wouldn't map her house at any rate. That's just creepy.

Potentially envious would be the better qualifier.

[Heath Ledger]

Thispego

+1 For Thispego

[ChumpDumper]

Sad to watch this guy, what a sorry sorry waste of blood.It's fun watching you respond to every post.

Go ahead, respond to this one, monkey!

[redzero]

:lmao @ thread title

What's with the Blake Griffin avatar?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Your desire to ban Avante is just proof that Avante gets your panties in a wad.
While were at it, why don't you just wither away and die already too, you incoherent, fascist, babbling, senile, soppy c unt

[mingus]

I would not kill any poster unless I felt like I had to. Luckily for them no one has crossed my boundaries yet.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What's with the Blake Griffin avatar?
:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

I would not kill any poster unless I felt like I had to. Luckily for them no one has crossed my boundaries yet.

Dude. No one said anything about killing.

This thread is dark and tasteless, but I didn't think it was THAT dark and tasteless.

[PakiDan]

+1 For Thispego

ThisPego is still alive? Motherfuckers...

[Reck]

Dude. No one said anything about killing.

This thread is dark and tasteless, but I didn't think it was THAT dark and tasteless.

Hey Funt you're talking to a guy who said he'd shoot the shooter from the Batman premier killings in the head in a dark lit room, from a great distance in seconds.

This Mingus guy is a freak.

I wouldn't want to meet him. Guy seems like he could snap any second. :lol

[Avante]

You're way past leeching. You need to be put out of your misery.

So just follow others around like you....nay!

[Bill_Brasky]

Wild Cobra being dead would ensure the safety of all women in his city, so wishing him dead is actually quite heroic imho

[Bill_Brasky]

And if Avante were dead maybe Mason would have a roof over his head and clothes on his back instead of just memories of daddy getting his knee caps busted by his bookie and posting on ST all day.

[redzero]

Wild Cobra being dead would ensure the safety of all women in his city

And illegals trying to cross the border.

[mingus]

Hey Funt you're talking to a guy who said he'd shoot the shooter from the Batman premier killings in the head in a dark lit room, from a great distance in seconds.

This Mingus guy is a freak.

I wouldn't want to meet him. Guy seems like he could snap any second. :lol

I carry a .357 on me at all times. When I was five I was in the mall and someone came up right beside me and shot a man 20 feet from me right in the balls. He was gushing blood from his crotch and pleading for help. I am not scary, I am just prepared for anything to go down.

If a poster tried to hurt me, I would shoot him from across the screen. That is all I am saying.

[DeadlyDynasty]

When I was five I was in the mall and someone came up right beside me and shot a man 20 feet from me right in the balls. He was gushing blood from his crotch and pleading for help. I am not scary, I am just prepared for anything to go down.
Ya know, this story would've been helpful 2 years ago, but at least some questions have been answered now.

[Bynumite]

Spurstalk Holocaust or GTFO.

[Clipper Nation]

What's with the Blake Griffin avatar?
:lol

[Latarian Milton]

Your desire to ban Avante is just proof that Avante gets your panties in a wad.

so what other phrases are you gonna use besides "roid rage" and "get your panties in a wad"?

[Avante]

I took a long walk, I needed some time to think. Yes I've posted some pretty shitty threads. Old blues videos, suck! Lists suck! Trivia totally sucks. The time I wasted on that shit I could have been talking tv shows, food, movies. I can no longer handle the disrespect, the constant criticizm, the mocking the ..."you fucking troll!" Who could? My family will miss me, then again they probably think I'm a fucking troll also. They'll probably be better when I'm dead and gone. Who needs an old fat messageboard moron in their life? So I've decided to end it all. My problem is how to do it?

[TE]

I took a long walk, I needed some time to think. Yes I've posted some pretty shitty threads. Old blues videos, suck! Lists suck! Trivia totally sucks. The time I wasted on that shit I could have been talking tv shows, food, movies. I can no longer handle the disrespect, the constant criticizm, the mocking the ..."you fucking troll!" Who could? My family will miss me, then again they probably think I'm a fucking troll also. They'll probably be better when I'm dead and gone. Who needs an old fat messageboard moron in their life? So I've decided to end it all. My problem is how to do it?

cyanide

[Avante]

cyanide

It's gotta be quick. Don't wanna die slowly.

[mavs>spurs]

^U stupid? remember that guy recently who popped the cyanide pill in court when he was read his sentence and fell over dead immediately.

but chill out and stop being dramatic..if you try to stage your e-suicide then i'll know for sure that you're that attention whore culburn undercover.

[Avante]

^U stupid? remember that guy recently who popped the cyanide pill in court when he was read his sentence and fell over dead immediately.

but chill out and stop being dramatic..if you try to stage your e-suicide then i'll know for sure that you're that attention whore culburn undercover.

Well now that time is running out for me I might as well spill it, yep I'm culburn.

Hmmmm....my last meal? What song do I want playing?

[Wild Cobra]

While were at it, why don't you just wither away and die already too, you incoherent, fascist, babbling, senile, soppy c unt
I might die laughing at how stupid you are, otherwise, forget it.

[Wild Cobra]

I want to see him banned and he doesn't get my "panties" in a wad.

Actually ST as a whole wants him banned, not because he gets in anyone's head but because of the utter shit and nonsensical shit he posts. He's a waste of space.
So are most who start threads here, including you if I recall right.

[Wild Cobra]

It's fun watching you respond to every post.

Go ahead, respond to this one, monkey!
Chumpmeister...

As if your shit doesn't stink.

[Wild Cobra]

Wild Cobra being dead would ensure the safety of all women in his city, so wishing him dead is actually quite heroic imho
Your humble opinion is that of a retard.

[Wild Cobra]

And illegals trying to cross the border.
OK, I will concur with that one.

[ChumpDumper]

Chumpmeister...

As if your shit doesn't stink.It's fun watching you respond when I'm not addressing you.

[Wild Cobra]

It's fun watching you respond when I'm not addressing you.
Why?

You do it all the time to others. Why should it be a surprise to receive the same?

[ChumpDumper]

Why?

You do it all the time to others. Why should it be a surprise to receive the same?I never said it was a surprise, flaglot.

lol "my capabilities"

[vander]

Wouldn't be surprised if avante was deadlydynasty's troll

[ohmwrecker]

I know who Avante is.

[Reck]

So are most who start threads here, including you if I recall right.

You're on a roll.

I didn't get why everyone said you were quite the retard but I'm starting to see why they would think that.

You're exactly like mystix. E-lawyer sticking up for other retards.

That worked out well for him. :lol

[Venti Quattro]

ambchang should be next in line.

[The Gemini Method]

1. The Gemini Method

(I want to see me die and laugh at myself at the same time...amimorbid?)

[man on wire]

He clearly is and trolls us all pretty well tbh. It's unfortunate

That ain't hard to do.