picking a girl up at a bar....THE ALPHA WAY

[Avante]

I walk (more a strut) in as only I can, look for Miss Tonight then attack, if she is with somebody I make him an offer he can't refuse..."look asshole if you cherish your nuts, you'll scram, got it slick?"....now when she is alone I ..."you ever been fucked by a 14 inch cock?"....that will get a..."nope!" Now I'm rolling, so I ask her..."what ya drinking?" this will get..."whatever she is drinking"...at which time I yell...."hey bartender get you narrow little ass over here, make damn sure you keep her glass full, got it punk?" She giggles. I lay my ice pick on the bar.

Now it's time to get the band involved, fuck that shit they are playing. So I walk up to the bandstand and..."ok fuckers this is how it's going to go, I want some Robert Johnson blues, got it numbnuts? I will kick the shit out of each and every one of you pricks if you fuck it up....got it?" As we sit there listening to RJ's "Crossroad Blues" I notice she is staring at my cock. I smile and..."all in good time sweetheart, be patient" as I slap the shit out of her for staring.....she just giggles, women love it when you take charge.

As we get ready to leave I flip the bartender the bird then turn and fart at the band, fuck um! Once we got to her place I could sense she was afraid, how can you blame her, there I stood with that 14 inch monstrosity pulsating actually vibrating. I tried to calm her down with..."fuck being gentle bitch, bring your ass over here...NOW!!!!!!!"

As you can see a good time was had by all:hat

[Blake]

Somebody pink this fool

[Avante]

Somebody pink this fool

I can't win.

[AussieFanKurt]

fart at the band.. wtf?

[TheRealCB]

Son you're cool in my book,but why do you have to do this?? Why do you have to start this type of threads just to provoke the others? Just stick to your guns :toast

[Avante]

Son you're cool in my book,but why do you have to do this?? Why do you have to start this type of threads just to provoke the others? Just stick to your guns :toast

Just showing how simple it is to be like everyone else.

[Wild Cobra]

I can't win.
Well, you are plagiarizing the concept of a roid rage poster.

[cantthinkofanything]

i walk (more a strut) in as only i can, look for miss tonight then attack, if she is with somebody i make him an offer he can't refuse..."look asshole if you cherish your nuts, you'll scram, got it slick?"....now when she is alone i ..."you ever been fucked by a 14 inch cock?"....that will get a..."nope!" now i say, "I have"

fify

[Avante]

Well, you are plagiarizing the concept of a roid rage poster.

I was told that was funny and entertaining.

[Wild Cobra]

I was told that was funny and entertaining.
Because you were told?

I find the whole thread concept not only disturbing, but a reflection of no ethical values.

[Avante]

Because you were told?

I find the whole thread concept not only disturbing, but a reflection of no ethical values.

I agree totally, just showing off my range of talents:king

[Lincoln]

Why don't you just pay for sex like the old days? That's very alpha to me tbh

[Avante]

Why don't you just pay for sex like the old days? That's very alpha to me tbh

Nothing ALPHA about..."ok, how much?"

[Lincoln]

So you admit you were a beta puss back when you were in the military?

[Avante]

So you admit you were a beta puss back when you were in the military?

Obviously you really are 18.

It works like this....

Any port city/town is going to have bars there, yep big business catering to service personel. In these bars we will find bar girls, they are there to hustle drinks. They will hit you up for as many as they can, then they need more $$$$$. That's when they..."I love you no shit babysan, we go short time, fuckey sucky?" All....ALL...of us servicemen will play that, if you're looking to have a good time.

See you learned something sonny.

[DisAsTerBot]

So you admit you were a beta puss back when you were in the military?

lol how can you really talk shit with your "how do i ask a girl out" thread. seriously little dude?

[johnsmith]

Slomo, im putting in my formal ban Avante request.

[Avante]

Slomo, im putting in my formal ban Avante request.

But it's ok for others to do this shit...:rolleyes

[johnsmith]

But it's ok for others to do this shit...:rolleyes

You've admittedly been banned from numerous other forums, it's your goal.....let's get it done.

Hope an change....ban Avante 2012!!!

[TE]

lol how can you really talk shit with your "how do i ask a girl out" thread. seriously little dude?
paying for sex at a ripe age is way worse than asking for dating advice imbo

[Trill Clinton]

Obviously you really are 18.

It works like this....

Any port city/town is going to have bars there, yep big business catering to service personel. In these bars we will find bar girls, they are there to hustle drinks. They will hit you up for as many as they can, then they need more $$$$$. That's when they..."I love you no shit babysan, we go short time, fuckey sucky?" All....ALL...of us servicemen will play that, if you're looking to have a good time.

See you learned something sonny.

i know a dude who was stationed in the philipines i think. he said he paid for sex using dead crickets as currency. this was in 2010.

[Avante]

You've admittedly been banned from numerous other forums, it's your goal.....let's get it done.

Hope an change....ban Avante 2012!!!

Numerous?....try two in over 10 years. Reality is your friend. Then it was about me showing up the moderators.

[DisAsTerBot]

paying for sex at a ripe age is way worse than asking for dating advice imbo

based on your past opinions, you're an idiot. not just imho, no other way around it.

[johnsmith]

Numerous?....try two in over 10 years. Reality is your friend. Then it was about me showing up the moderators.

Since you've proven to be a liar on so many occasions, you are likely lying here too.


BAN AVANTE 2012!!!!!

[Avante]

Since you've proven to be a liar on so many occasions, you are likely lying here too.


BAN AVANTE 2012!!!!!

So I'm not allowed to do what everyone else does, right?

[TE]

based on your past opinions, you're an idiot. not just imho, no other way around it.


lol calling someone else an idiot when you never offer an opinion on things yourself. lol circle-jerking popular opinion because you're otherwise a retarded waste of eukaryotic cells. lol not knowing how and when to attack someone's logical fallacy.

[johnsmith]

eukaryotic .

solid word. :toast

[DisAsTerBot]

lol calling someone else an idiot when you never offer an opinion on things yourself. lol circle-jerking popular opinion because you're otherwise a retarded waste of eukaryotic cells. lol not knowing how and when to attack someone's logical fallacy.

no. i dont need confirmation from forum members on my infantile insecure opinions. Hence I dont start threads like, "is rudy gay, gay? he sure looks like it!".....cause im not retarded.

[TE]

no. i dont need confirmation from forum members on my infantile insecure opinions. Hence I dont start threads like, "is rudy gay, gay? he sure looks like it!".....cause im not retarded.


lol taking that shit seriously.

[Lincoln]

no. i dont need confirmation from forum members on my infantile insecure opinions. Hence I dont start threads like, "is rudy gay, gay? he sure looks like it!".....cause im not retarded.

:lol farming
:lol chicken fetish
:lol 19th century profession

[DisAsTerBot]

:lol farming
:lol chicken fetish
:lol 19th century profession

lol how to ask a girl out
lol alpha

also, you can't have any of my food

[resistanze]

i know a dude who was stationed in the philipines i think. he said he paid for sex using dead crickets as currency. this was in 2010.

:rollin

[Latarian Milton]

Well, you are plagiarizing the concept of a roid rage poster.

"roid rage" is jaded and tired now tbh, he needs a rest

[DMC]

Alphas don't name their son "Mason".

[Avante]

Alphas don't name their son "Mason".

I went thru a bunch of names first. Those we eliminated.

Mozelle
Ocie
Ulis
Elijah
Ivory
Cyril
Theotis
Revey
Heulon
Tuquall
Hewritt
Abner
Ozell
Eulace
Savante
Demario
Cleotis
Israel
Haven
Stonewall
Grundy
Javaris
MacKinley
Ridgeway
Harrison
Bo

So coming up with ...Mason...wasn't done without some thought.

[Jeff Leppard]

Is his middle name Jar?

[Avante]

Is his middle name Jar?

No Jeffrey it isn't.

[DMC]

Elijah is a good name, Eli for short.

[BUMP]

Not bad until after the first paragraph. Kinda got retarded after that

[Avante]

Not bad until after the first paragraph. Kinda got retarded after that

Yes I know. Trying to keep it real.