Homeland Security
09-14-2012, 01:04 PM
In Afghanistan, U.S. soldiers noticed a trend where Afghan husbands would beat and mutilate their wives to disfigurement when they failed to get pregnant.
Somehow the U.S. discovered that these Afghan man were all having exclusively anal sex with their wives which explained why they weren't getting pregnant.
The Afghan men laughed at the Americans when they tried to explain that the Afghans were penetrating the wrong orifice. They replied to the Americans that the anus is obviously what is supposed to be fucked, otherwise how would you be able to fuck little boys? It's how each of them was fucked as children.
I'm sure they are very close to modern liberal democracy.
Somehow the U.S. discovered that these Afghan man were all having exclusively anal sex with their wives which explained why they weren't getting pregnant.
The Afghan men laughed at the Americans when they tried to explain that the Afghans were penetrating the wrong orifice. They replied to the Americans that the anus is obviously what is supposed to be fucked, otherwise how would you be able to fuck little boys? It's how each of them was fucked as children.
I'm sure they are very close to modern liberal democracy.