cantthinkofanything
09-14-2012, 01:45 PM
I must say, I've only recently begun to try this but so far, I find it exhilarating and satisfying.
Whenever I'm in a club or bar and there is live music playing and I've got m'lady on my arm, I always make sure we walk by the band on our way out. When we get next to the musicians (usually try to get next to the lead singer), I'll pause and turn my bottom toward them and shoost them a little "hi how ya doing" from my butt. If they are a good band, I'll make sure it's a large room vibrating fart. If they suck, I'll make it a very smelly "pfffffft". Whatever doubts my woman had about making love to me that night, are instantly gone. She's hot and ready before we get out the door.
Farting at the band is a complete stud move.
Whenever I'm in a club or bar and there is live music playing and I've got m'lady on my arm, I always make sure we walk by the band on our way out. When we get next to the musicians (usually try to get next to the lead singer), I'll pause and turn my bottom toward them and shoost them a little "hi how ya doing" from my butt. If they are a good band, I'll make sure it's a large room vibrating fart. If they suck, I'll make it a very smelly "pfffffft". Whatever doubts my woman had about making love to me that night, are instantly gone. She's hot and ready before we get out the door.
Farting at the band is a complete stud move.