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cantthinkofanything
09-14-2012, 01:45 PM
I must say, I've only recently begun to try this but so far, I find it exhilarating and satisfying.

Whenever I'm in a club or bar and there is live music playing and I've got m'lady on my arm, I always make sure we walk by the band on our way out. When we get next to the musicians (usually try to get next to the lead singer), I'll pause and turn my bottom toward them and shoost them a little "hi how ya doing" from my butt. If they are a good band, I'll make sure it's a large room vibrating fart. If they suck, I'll make it a very smelly "pfffffft". Whatever doubts my woman had about making love to me that night, are instantly gone. She's hot and ready before we get out the door.

Farting at the band is a complete stud move.

Clipper Nation
09-14-2012, 03:06 PM
Total beta move, tbh.... a real alpha would shart ON the band and then collect their bitches' numbers for later....

PakiDan
09-14-2012, 04:45 PM
Win! Lol!!!

DMC
09-14-2012, 05:47 PM
I would have guessed you would just start a new topic with them every 10 seconds about some juvenile bullshit. Shows what I know.

Latarian Milton
09-14-2012, 10:46 PM
don't know any women who enjoys being with guys who have too much gas in their guts tbh

Avante
09-14-2012, 11:46 PM
It was some time in the 70's when me and a couple buddies were in Hanford at a bar called ...The El Ranchero, it was the happening spot in Hanford back then. It was around midnight as we sat there scoping out the pickings and nursing our drinks when there is this big commotion at the door. In walked this little dude with hair down to his ass and a gang following him. Everyone in the bar but us (we were from Visalia about 30 miles east) seemed to know this guy.

Anyway....

The little guy is trying to ...no, no, nope...as everyone else is...come on, come on, please. So finally he agrees and walks up to the band leader (they obviously know one another)...so down comes the band leader up steps the little long hair, we are thinking....oh great. So the band starts playing and mini man starts singing. WOW!!!!!!!!!!....Steve Perry.

Jeff Leppard
09-15-2012, 12:01 AM
"The El Ranchero" is redundant.