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lefty
09-16-2012, 03:26 PM
:lol LnnnGrrr
:lol Lefty
:lol other pats fans

Clipper Nation
09-16-2012, 03:30 PM
:lol Choked even with the ref help

LnGrrrR
09-16-2012, 07:43 PM
I'm glad somebody made this thread for me :lol

BlackSwordsMan
09-16-2012, 07:54 PM
:lol
I wish I could watch it thanks NFL

Avante
09-17-2012, 02:10 AM
The real bad news is next up on the road vs a Ravens team coming off a loss. The Ravens haven't lost back to back games since early 2009.

DUNCANownsKOBE
09-17-2012, 02:19 AM
:lol Choked even with the ref help
Seriously.

The reffing in that game was a joke. They ruled one Fitz catch on 3rd down an incompletion that was especially bad.

Andrew Bynum
09-17-2012, 08:16 AM
DoK quoting his own troll, it's ever so sad.

Edward
09-17-2012, 08:48 AM
:lol what the fuck?

That would mean I've staged a lot of Booharv-esk arguments with myself.

J.T.
09-17-2012, 09:02 AM
Pats and Colts have the same record :lmao

spurs_fan_in_exile
09-17-2012, 09:57 AM
Kevin Kolb takes the win. Brady just unofficially passing the torch to the next great QB he's supposed to be unofficially passing the torch to. No surprises here.

Clipper Nation
09-17-2012, 12:47 PM
:lol what the fuck?

That would mean I've staged a lot of Booharv-esk arguments with myself.

Apparently, I'm in both Bynum trolls' heads, tbh.... all they can say to me is "monkeyball" or "Harlem or DOK's troll"..... :lol

Blake
09-17-2012, 04:00 PM
Wes Welker isn't sure why his role has changed with the New England Patriots . He knows better than to publicly state his displeasure.

Welker's strange season took another left turn Sunday, when he found himself on the bench behind Julian Edelman to start Sunday's 20-18 loss to the Arizona Cardinals . It took Aaron Hernandez 's first-quarter ankle injury to get Welker into the mix.

Welker's first catch didn't come until late in the second quarter, breaking Troy Brown's team mark for receptions (558). Welker finished with five catches for 95 yards. He played 63 snaps, 12 less than Edelman.

Welker lined up for 89 percent of the Patriots ' snaps last season. He was on the field for 65 percent of snaps in Week 1 and 76 percent of snaps in Week 2.

"You know, you want to be out there, I think, as a competitor and everything else," Welker said, via Masslive.com . "Especially on Sundays, it's what we play for and what we work for and you want to be out there.

"At the same time, (coach Bill Belichick ) felt like whatever was best for the team, and I'm for that. And I totally understand that, and I'm just there to help out however I can."

It's possible Welker's playing time eventually will revert to the levels of last season, but it's fair to wonder how we got here in the first place. It surely isn't about production -- Welker is coming off a season in which he piled up 122 catches for 1,569 yards.

Brady targeted Welker a team-high 11 times Sunday, proof the wide receiver still a) gets open and b) has his quarterback's trust. Welker seems like the same player. It's his role that has mysteriously changed.

http://m.nfl.com/news/0ap1000000062905/hard-to-make-sense-of-welkers-decreased-role/

Bill thought they had this game before it started, so he sent a message to his #1 receiver.

Instead, Edelman looked mediocre and made Wes look even more valuable.

smh lol Bill

Ryan Fitzpatrick
09-17-2012, 06:24 PM
:lolThe Cardinals spanish-language play-by-play of the Gostkowski kick. Those be@ners were so giddy

The Gemini Method
09-17-2012, 06:26 PM
Tom Brady is going to need special Uggz to go around them air casts he's going to have to wear if his O-Line can't save his ass. He is taking wayyy too many hits for a 35-year old superstar...

monosylab1k
09-17-2012, 07:38 PM
Bill thought they had this game before it started, so he sent a message to his #1 receiver.

Instead, Edelman looked mediocre and made Wes look even more valuable.

smh lol Bill

Welker - 11 targets, 5 catches
Edelman - 6 targets, 5 catches

In fact, Welker was easily the most inefficient receiver on the team yesterday in terms of "targets to catches" ratio (besides hernandez who was only targeted once obviously). I'd say this is less a case of actual effectiveness getting open, and more a case of Brady forcing it to his buddy and Welker not delivering as efficiently as any other pass catcher on the team. Brady forces it to Welker, Pats lose. Been the story for years now.

pawe
09-17-2012, 07:39 PM
:lolThe Cardinals spanish-language play-by-play of the Gostkowski kick. Those be@ners were so giddy

That's Gabriel Trujillo and he's awesome :lol

monosylab1k
09-17-2012, 07:45 PM
Game 1 - Welker has minimal role, Pats win
Game 2 - Welker has a big role cuz of Hernandez injury, Pats lose

Clearly Bill knows less Welker is a good thing, but the Hernandez injury has forced him to play Welker. Time to re-sign Branch imho.

Blake
09-17-2012, 08:44 PM
2011 - Welker has huge role, Pats go to Super Bowl

monosylab1k
09-18-2012, 04:52 AM
Super Bowl - Welker gets primary receiver role back after Gronk injury, drops pass that would close out the game, Pats lose

Andrew Bynum
09-18-2012, 06:46 AM
Apparently, I'm in both Bynum trolls' heads, tbh.... all they can say to me is "monkeyball" or "Harlem or DOK's troll"..... :lol

:lol So obviously DoK.

Clipper Nation
09-18-2012, 07:14 AM
:lol So obviously DoK.
Give it up, son, you're wrong... :lol

lefty
09-18-2012, 12:32 PM
Super Bowl - Welker gets primary receiver role back after Gronk injury, drops pass that would close out the game, Pats lose
fucking midget welker :pctoss

lefty
09-18-2012, 12:34 PM
Sources: Patriots add Kellen Winslow


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It took less than 48 hours for the New England Patriots (http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/ne/new-england-patriots) to replace injured tight end Aaron Hernandez (http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/13230/aaron-hernandez). According to sources, the Patriots have agreed to a one-year contract with former Pro Bowl tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. (http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/5531/kellen-winslow)
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http://a.espncdn.com/i/columnists/walker_james_m.jpgAdding Kellen Winslow was a move the Patriots had to make in order to keep running their two-tight end sets with Aaron Hernandez hurt, ESPN.com's James Walker writes. Blog (http://espn.go.com/blog/afceast/post/_/id/48031/kellen-winslow-a-good-addition-for-patriots)
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Winslow's agent tweeted congratulations to Winslow later Tuesday morning, although no official confirmation has come from the team yet.
The tweet from Denise White, CEO of EAG Sports Management, read: "Congrats to our client @KellenWinslowJr for signing with the Patriots!!!"
It is no surprise the Patriots had interest in Winslow. New England brought him in for a visit two weeks ago and kept Winslow on the team's short list.
Hernandez suffered a right ankle injury in Sunday's loss to the Arizona Cardinals (http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/ari/arizona-cardinals) and is expected to miss at least a month, sources told ESPN on Monday.
Winslow brings many of the same skills to the table. He's an athletic tight end with good hands. This also allows New England to continue to run its vaunted two-tight end sets, with Winslow projected to team up with Pro Bowl tight end Rob Gronkowski (http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/13229/rob-gronkowski).
Winslow caught 75 passes for 763 yards and two touchdowns last season with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/tb/tampa-bay-buccaneers). He's averaged 73 receptions for 792.3 yards the past three seasons.
He was released by the Seahawks earlier this month. The team originally acquired him in a trade with Tampa Bay in May.
Winslow's base salary of $3.3 million for the 2012 season would have been guaranteed if he had been on the roster for the season opener

Blake
09-18-2012, 03:05 PM
Super Bowl - Welker gets primary receiver role back after Gronk injury, drops pass that would close out the game, Pats lose

Hernandez - 14 targets, 8 catches
Welker - 8 targets, 7 catches

Aside from that one bad pass that Welker had to contort just to get his hands on the ball, he was easily the most efficient non-rb receiver in terms of ” targets to catches” that day

monosylab1k
09-18-2012, 10:44 PM
Hernandez - 14 targets, 8 catches
Welker - 8 targets, 7 catches

Aside from that one bad pass that Welker had to contort just to get his hands on the ball, he was easily the most efficient non-rb receiver in terms of ” targets to catches” that day

And he still dropped a pass that would have won the Super Bowl.

monosylab1k
09-18-2012, 10:48 PM
http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/8393614/wes-welker-reduced-role-part-evolving-offense


The bulk of information at this point is drawn from offseason workouts, spring camps, training camp and six games (four preseason, two regular season), and while Welker has set a high standard since joining the Patriots in 2007, he hasn't consistently been at that level since signing his franchise tender. He also had a pass clang off his facemask in the season opener :lol, and had a third-and-9 sideline pass sail through his arms on Sunday :lol.

Meanwhile, Edelman probably had his best offseason and training camp, and remains an ascending player in his fourth season. Belichick confirmed this on sports radio WEEI on Monday, saying, "Julian has improved a little bit every year. I think he had a good training camp."


In analyzing the 12 snaps that Edelman was on the field over Welker on Sunday, one area of note was Edelman's run-blocking. Stevan Ridley had runs of 20, 12 and 10 yards, and Edelman was involved on all three runs, blocking cornerback Patrick Peterson on the 20-yarder -- pushing him wide -- and cornerback William Gay on the other two.

Welker works hard on run-blocking as well, but perhaps this is an area the coaching staff feels just as comfortable, if not more, with Edelman.

Clipper Nation
09-18-2012, 10:53 PM
:lol Welker
:lol Chargers cut his ass before he turned into the primadonna he is today

Blake
09-18-2012, 11:13 PM
And he still dropped a pass that would have won the Super Bowl.

that was poorly thrown by tom.

But I doubt you are calling for Brady's back up.

Clipper Nation
09-18-2012, 11:16 PM
that was poorly thrown by tom.

But I doubt you are calling for Brady's back up.
I am... it's Mallett time, tbh... :lol

Blake
09-18-2012, 11:21 PM
:lol Welker
:lol Chargers cut his ass before he turned into the primadonna receiver he is today

Rofl Chargers kicked Brees and Turner out too

Even Eli and his daddeh saw how bad it was and whimper wahwahed until he got sent to the Giants.

Blake
09-18-2012, 11:25 PM
http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/8393614/wes-welker-reduced-role-part-evolving-offense


When the Patriots need a big play or a spark, you still want Welker on the field.

Avante
09-18-2012, 11:34 PM
Wes Welker is the best receiver the Pats have ever had.

Edward
09-18-2012, 11:38 PM
Randy Moss says hi

Avante
09-18-2012, 11:41 PM
Randy Moss says hi

You are kidding right?

Blake
09-19-2012, 12:02 AM
Irving Fryar should have been

Avante
09-19-2012, 12:06 AM
Irving Fryar should have been

No not really, the guy who was their best prior to Welker was Stanley Morgan out of Tennessee. Fryar had nothing on Morgan.

Clipper Nation
09-19-2012, 07:10 AM
Rofl Chargers kicked Brees and Turner out too
Turner's garbage nowadays and we have Rivers, tbh....

Clipper Nation
09-19-2012, 07:11 AM
Wes Welker is the best receiver the Pats have ever had.
He wasn't a wide receiver, but Ben Coates should be up there imho....

Ryan Fitzpatrick
09-19-2012, 09:57 AM
No love for Terry Glenn?

Blake
09-19-2012, 10:04 AM
No not really, the guy who was their best prior to Welker was Stanley Morgan out of Tennessee. Fryar had nothing on Morgan.

Good point

Clipper Nation
09-19-2012, 10:06 AM
No love for Terry Glenn?

As Parcells would say, she's up there too....

As much as I hate the Patriots, I actually liked the Bledsoe-era teams, they were badass tbh....

Blake
10-09-2012, 03:48 PM
Game 1 - Welker has minimal role, Pats win
Game 2 - Welker has a big role cuz of Hernandez injury, Pats lose

Clearly Bill knows less Welker is a good thing, but the Hernandez injury has forced him to play Welker. Time to re-sign Branch imho.

hey, whats up man! have you gone to our new Mavs forum yet, ever since the FWST one got fucked up? go here.

http://mavscentral.com/smf/index.php

most of the people from the old board are there, plus some new people.

good to hear from you man.

DD
10-09-2012, 03:51 PM
As Parcells would say, she's up there too....

As much as I hate the Patriots, I actually liked the Bledsoe-era teams, they were badass tbh....

Ben Coates was a pretty swole TE in those days too.

dirk4mvp
10-09-2012, 04:34 PM
My favorite Patriots receiver ever is Reche Caldwell.

Clipper Nation
10-09-2012, 08:02 PM
My favorite Patriots receiver ever is Reche Caldwell.

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/reche_caldwell_holy_shit_1_3.jpg

LnGrrrR
10-09-2012, 08:44 PM
Reche scares the fuck out of me with those eyes :lmao

Clipper Nation
10-09-2012, 09:29 PM
Now that he's washed out of the league, I heard he's been moonlighting as Clemson's mascot....

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/664362/clemson-tigers_medium.jpg

lefty
10-09-2012, 09:36 PM
http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/reche_caldwell_holy_shit_1_3.jpg
Oh man

i remember that faggot being afraid to catch the ball vs Indy :lol
nervous as shit

Blake
10-09-2012, 09:37 PM
Who here can tell me the seven fastest black 100 yard sprinters in the NFL during the fifties?


















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