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silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 04:26 PM
Nothing but fruits, nuts & flakes...

and phaggots...

You bitches missed daddy?

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 04:35 PM
Here is my theory about 9/11. And pay attention, this is the truest thing you will ever learn about it.

ChumpDumpster averages roughly about 7,900 to over 8,000 posts per year and currently sits at an astounding lead of over 70,320 posts which consists mostly of "what is your theory" "lol @ butthurt" "what do you think happened" "you're butt-hurt, I'm not butt-hurt" and "lol @ post count smack"

My theory is that had Spurstalk been around since 9/11 Chumpdumpster's post count would actually have him at a minimum of 86,000-90,000 posts or more, and maybe past 100,000, of good solid takes which would consist of some possible greatest hits such as "It's my first year posting, so what if I'm already at 9,000" "what is your theory about Y2k" and a couple more thousand "butthurts" and "be specific's"

This is a national tragedy and there needs to be an official unbiased investigation into why Chumpdumpster has been robbed of over 15 to 20 thousands posts since 9/11.

A Spurstalk 9/11 Commission Investigation needs to be opened up, which will be called Chumpgate . I appoint Nbadan, mouse, and cosmored to head up the investigation of Chumpgate and leave no stone unturned.

We will find the truth!

The official story cannot be believed that Chump doesn't yet truly have 100k posts! We must fight for Chumps right for his lost posts and his right to trolling peoples opinions while not ever offering his own. His neglected family depends on it! If we don't find the truth, then what kind of nation are we?

Chumpgate: A true 9/11 story


RIP Chumps at least 15,624 post lives lost since 9/11
We must never forget..


:lmao:lmao

Ryan Fitzpatrick
09-17-2012, 04:46 PM
Who are you?

MannyIsGod
09-17-2012, 04:46 PM
So did you cry asking to be let back in or did you just check desperately hoping that your screen name was unblocked and celebrate when it was?

spurs_fan_in_exile
09-17-2012, 04:48 PM
I think the better question is where the hell are you buying your granola that you consider "phaggots" a standard ingredient?

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 04:49 PM
:lol
So did you cry asking to be let back in or did you just check desperately hoping that your screen name was unblocked and celebrate when it was?



:lol

Couldn't let you enjoy it any longer...

johnsmith
09-17-2012, 04:49 PM
LOL, hasn't posted in well over a month and jumps right into talking shit about someone that bothered him in July, proving once again, no one holds an e-grudge quite like this clown.

:lmao

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 04:50 PM
Who are you?


Shut up stupid ass.

johnsmith
09-17-2012, 04:50 PM
LOL, did you hand write this first so that as soon as your ban was up you could post it?

MannyIsGod
09-17-2012, 04:51 PM
:lol



:lol

Couldn't let you enjoy it any longer...

I'll always enjoy that you annoyed Kori enough to have her do what she rarely does: Ban someone. Furthermore, Now I'll also get to enjoy that you came crawling back. You're the gift that is always giving, SBM.

Enjoy your stay.

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 04:52 PM
LOL, did you hand write this first so that as soon as your ban was up you could post it?


Why aren't you sniffing Avante's farts johnny smith/chumpie :lol

Clipper Nation
09-17-2012, 04:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/t7IBT.jpg

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 04:53 PM
I'll always enjoy that you annoyed Kori enough to have her do what she rarely does: Ban someone. Furthermore, Now I'll also get to enjoy that you came crawling back. You're the gift that is always giving, SBM.

Enjoy your stay.


lol Redskins

johnsmith
09-17-2012, 04:53 PM
Why aren't you sniffing Avante's farts johnny smith/chumpie :lol

LOL, E-grudge!

MannyIsGod
09-17-2012, 04:54 PM
lol Redskins

LOL Josh Morgan.

:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed

johnsmith
09-17-2012, 04:55 PM
LOL Josh Morgan.

:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed

The look on Shanahan's face was priceless....he gave Morgan the "Really"?

cantthinkofanything
09-17-2012, 04:57 PM
Nothing but fruits, nuts & flakes...

and phaggots...

You bitches missed daddy?


I think the better question is where the hell are you buying your granola that you consider "phaggots" a standard ingredient?

:lol

CuckingFunt
09-17-2012, 05:01 PM
I thought phaggots were only in Muesli.

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 05:02 PM
I thought phaggots were only in Muesli.


This is a special bowl and a special gathering of "ingredients."

Reck
09-17-2012, 05:04 PM
Oh look who it is.

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 05:05 PM
Oh look who it is.


Shadowflamer, you are a treacherous little bitch, you are...:lol

Reck
09-17-2012, 05:07 PM
Treacherous?

Clipper Nation
09-17-2012, 05:10 PM
This is a special bowl
A toilet bowl, considering how often you get shat on by the rest of ST....


a special gathering of "ingredients."
And you're supplying the fruits, nuts, flakes, and phaggots....

Reck
09-17-2012, 05:12 PM
Come to think of it, the only other poster here that uses the word "phaggots" is rayjay.

Slip of the tongue there Ray? :lol

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 05:13 PM
A toilet bowl, considering how often you get shat on by the rest of ST....


And you're supplying the fruits, nuts, flakes, and phaggots....


Right on cue, one of the special ingredients...:lol

Clipper Nation
09-17-2012, 05:14 PM
Right on cue, one of the special ingredients...:lol
I'm truly flattered that you still hold a grudge against me months later, B... gotta love my haters, tbh.... :lol

cantthinkofanything
09-17-2012, 05:15 PM
good ole' silverblk dipshit

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 05:17 PM
good ole' silverblk dipshit


Hey, can't think of shit anymore, did Maaalox allow you to wander out from under her skirt?

:lol

Clipper Nation
09-17-2012, 05:18 PM
:cry "Kori, PLEASE let me respond to the people who were mean to me in July!" :cry

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 05:20 PM
Anyone seen my good buddy Avante?

You jerk offs weren't trying shit with him by any chance were you?

:lol

CuckingFunt
09-17-2012, 05:39 PM
Anyone seen my good buddy Avante?

You jerk offs weren't trying shit with him by any chance were you?

:lol

As if you haven't still been reading the boards daily.

Reck
09-17-2012, 06:04 PM
As if you haven't still been reading the boards daily.

The zinger is that even Avante rolled this fool of his back when he was gone. :lol

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 06:14 PM
As if you haven't still been reading the boards daily.


Did the Hurricane scare the shit outta you?

And..not daily.

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 06:15 PM
The zinger is that even Avante rolled this fool of his back when he was gone. :lol


(singing acapella)...I see your true colors...shining through....

Reck
09-17-2012, 06:22 PM
Treacherous, true colors, what the fuck are you talking about?

Looks like the banning and time lurking you spent here has made you slighty more delusional than before.

DMC
09-17-2012, 06:29 PM
I thought phaggots were only in Muesli.
CF with the esoteric out of left field nobody gets it but sbm Googled it and pretended to get it goods/bads no one knows either way and that's her goal goods par per ect ad nauseum.

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 06:48 PM
CF with the esoteric out of left field nobody gets it but sbm Googled it and pretended to get it goods/bads no one knows either way and that's her goal goods par per ect ad nauseum.


You're tryin' too hard.

benefactor
09-17-2012, 06:55 PM
Well shit...not this asshole again.

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 06:59 PM
Well shit...not this asshole again.


I can read between the lines and I appreciate it.

Clipper Nation
09-17-2012, 07:01 PM
Anyone seen my good buddy Avante?

You jerk offs weren't trying shit with him by any chance were you?

:lol

From the looks of things, he gave zero shits about your banning, tbh.....

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 07:05 PM
From the looks of things, he gave zero shits about your banning, tbh.....


No need to give two shits about anything, tbh.

Blake
09-17-2012, 07:27 PM
Countdown to another banning...

10....9...

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 07:56 PM
Countdown to another banning...

10....9...


Blake, are the scars healing?

mouse
09-17-2012, 08:12 PM
As if you haven't still been reading the boards daily.

:lmao

I actually almost ROFL

Blake
09-17-2012, 08:40 PM
Blake, are the scars healing?

no, you still look badly burned.

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 08:54 PM
no, you still look badly burned.


So, are they healing?

Blake
09-17-2012, 10:03 PM
So, are they healing?

You still look the same, imo

TimDunkem
09-17-2012, 11:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/t7IBT.jpg

silverblk mystix
09-17-2012, 11:22 PM
:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry

TimDunkem
09-17-2012, 11:26 PM
:depressed

Wild Cobra
09-18-2012, 03:42 AM
silverblk mystix...

I'm not a fan of Chump at all. He is probably in my top 10 list if I thought about it as most disliked posters. However, starting such silly threads, where you fit the bowl of granola as well or better than anyone, places you definitely in my top 10 list if I ever compose one.

silverblk mystix
09-18-2012, 10:12 AM
silverblk mystix...

I'm not a fan of Chump at all. He is probably in my top 10 list if I thought about it as most disliked posters. However, starting such silly threads, where you fit the bowl of granola as well or better than anyone, places you definitely in my top 10 list if I ever compose one.

In your twisted mind, that might just be a compliment you just gave me...or not. :lol

cantthinkofanything
09-18-2012, 10:49 AM
In your twisted mind, that might just be a compliment you just gave me...or not. :lol

your mom's vag is like a bowl of granola except instead of granola, it has lots of canker sores

silverblk mystix
09-18-2012, 11:28 AM
your mom's vag is like a bowl of granola except instead of granola, it has lots of canker sores

Godddamnit dad!

You are making a fool of yourself!

Smart Ass
09-18-2012, 12:18 PM
I'm not feeling this.
http://thelunchtrey.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/490629368_8c951892311.jpg

JudynTX
09-18-2012, 01:04 PM
Attention whore

ohmwrecker
09-18-2012, 01:30 PM
Attention whore

This . . . needs an exclamation mark to imply a general declaration that applies to everyone who posts here.