Avante needs a shock collar

[Kirk Nowitzki]

Seriously brosefs, if they can make an actual machine that shocks the dog whenever it barks, why can't this forum develop some kind of software that like, idk, bans Avante for 12 hours any time he's about to submit a reply that's severely off topic and only serves to prop up his extensive knowledge of shit no one cares about?

Yeah, yeah we fucking get it. You're old, you know stuff and you have no life so you feel like it's your legacy to teach a bunch of kids in their 20s and 30s about shit they weren't alive to watch. Steve Sabol did far more to help us understand old school football than you ever can.

inb4 3 page post telling me shit I didn't care to know about Kirk/Shatner

[Halberto]

theres a list coming.... I can feel it

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I finally had to give in and put him on ignore, along with sbm and creepn. Avante was making headway in the NFL Forum, then he just completely reverted back to his own ways of spamming nonsense.

[Blake]

I finally had to give in and put him on ignore, along with sbm and creepn. Avante was making headway in the NFL Forum, then he just completely reverted back to his own ways of spamming nonsense.

:cry but he's not doing anything anyone else isn't doing :cry

[Clipper Nation]

:cry but he's not doing anything anyone else isn't doing :cry

:cry It's not my fault that I choose to spam the board with shit, you all just love the joust/argument/conflict/war/disagreement/shitting on me :cry

[Edward]

wimper wahwah :cry

[johnsmith]

Don't you guys even look at that stuff? :(

[Avante]

Seriously brosefs, if they can make an actual machine that shocks the dog whenever it barks, why can't this forum develop some kind of software that like, idk, bans Avante for 12 hours any time he's about to submit a reply that's severely off topic and only serves to prop up his extensive knowledge of shit no one cares about?

Yeah, yeah we fucking get it. You're old, you know stuff and you have no life so you feel like it's your legacy to teach a bunch of kids in their 20s and 30s about shit they weren't alive to watch. Steve Sabol did far more to help us understand old school football than you ever can.

inb4 3 page post telling me shit I didn't care to know about Kirk/Shatner

What I have never understood is why I have to do anything but be myself? Why do I need to come down to your level? So you don't know any of that pre 1990's stuff, why should I care? Not my problem. I need to act like I haven't been into this stuff since the early 60's, why? I need to worry about you guys and only talk what you can talk, why? Why not learn something? You are content to close your mind to anything with some historical significence to it? Why? I want to know it all, so I went back and found out what I had missed, not my fault you guys here need to keep it simple and right now. I can do right now but so can everyone else, I need more than that.

[johnsmith]

What I have never understood is why I have to do anything but be myself? Why do I need to come down to your level? So you don't know anything pre 1990's stuff, why should I care? Not my problem. I need to act like I haven't been into this stuff since the early 60's, why? I need to worry about you guys and only talk what you can talk, why? Why not learn something? You are content to close your mind to anything with some historical significence to it? Why? I want to know it all, so I went back and found out what I had missed, not my fault so any of you here need to kee in simple and right now. I can do right now but so can everyone else, I need more than that.

There are forums for that.

Forums that aren't this one.

[Avante]

There are forums for that.

Forums that aren't this one.

I hate to break it to ya like this slick but I'm not here for you, I'm here for me. If you can't keep up with things I talk about do some homework.

[J.T.]

I hate to break it to ya like this slick but I'm not here for you, I'm here for me. If you can't keep up with things I talk about do some homework.

Hey, man! Good to hear from you again! Long time, no see? How are the wife and kids? It reminds me of that one time in high school that we were at the Burger Palace and you did that impression of the Fonz that brought the house down. I'd love to see you do it again at the next party. Speaking of parties I haven't been to one that can live up to that one time we made a slip n slide with beer instead of water and all the girls' halter tops kept turning into belts. What a day! It reminds me of the great hall of fame partier Michael Kelso, who truly set the bar for partying back in the 70s. While we're here lets break down the tape and rank the best party heroes of all time bases on entirely biased criterion:


The Wolfpack (Hangover) - What crazy shit have they not done?
Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn (Old School) - Ferrell kills it as Frank the Tank, but Wilson and Vaughn more than enough to party it up when they start their own fraternity.
The kid from The Girl Next Door - Takes a road trip to Vegas when he's in high school and films a porno at his prom, fuckin a.
Ferris Bueller - Skipped school in mad style
Van Wilder - Dude was dope at not only coordinating your party, he made sure you got laid too. A true bro.
Jonah Hill (Superbad) - Is that fuckin period blood?
Dante (Grandma's Boy) - Hope its cool if I brought some friends from the Angry Beaver.
Stan and Kyle - There will be punch and pie
The Delta House
Zack Morris
Steve Stiffler
Tom Cruise in Risky Business
Cal Naughton Jr
The Fonz
Mark Zuckerberg
Hunter S Thompson
Mark Cuban
Prince Harry
Whitney Houston
Josh Hamilton
Len Bias
River Phoenix
Robert Downey Jr

And last but not least

Charlie Sheen

I stopped ranking them after a while because I have so much knowledge and got nostalgic trying to go through all this stuff thats not relevant to the topic.

[J.T.]

Hey, man! Good to hear from you again! Long time, no see? How are the wife and kids? It reminds me of that one time in high school that we were at the Burger Palace and you did that impression of the Fonz that brought the house down. I'd love to see you do it again at the next party. Speaking of parties I haven't been to one that can live up to that one time we made a slip n slide with beer instead of water and all the girls' halter tops kept turning into belts. What a day! It reminds me of the great hall of fame partier Michael Kelso, who truly set the bar for partying back in the 70s. While we're here lets break down the tape and rank the best party heroes of all time bases on entirely biased criterion:


The Wolfpack (Hangover) - What crazy shit have they not done?
Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn (Old School) - Ferrell kills it as Frank the Tank, but Wilson and Vaughn more than enough to party it up when they start their own fraternity.
The kid from The Girl Next Door - Takes a road trip to Vegas when he's in high school and films a porno at his prom, fuckin a.
Ferris Bueller - Skipped school in mad style
Van Wilder - Dude was dope at not only coordinating your party, he made sure you got laid too. A true bro.
Jonah Hill (Superbad) - Is that fuckin period blood?
Dante (Grandma's Boy) - Hope its cool if I brought some friends from the Angry Beaver.
Stan and Kyle - There will be punch and pie
The Delta House
Zack Morris
Steve Stiffler
Tom Cruise in Risky Business
Cal Naughton Jr
The Fonz
Mark Zuckerberg
Hunter S Thompson
Mark Cuban
Prince Harry
Whitney Houston
Josh Hamilton
Len Bias
River Phoenix
Robert Downey Jr

And last but not least

Charlie Sheen

I stopped ranking them after a while because I have so much knowledge and got nostalgic trying to go through all this stuff thats not relevant to the topic.

Standard-issue Avante post. Btw I did that on my iPhone

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Hey, man! Good to hear from you again! Long time, no see? How are the wife and kids? It reminds me of that one time in high school that we were at the Burger Palace and you did that impression of the Fonz that brought the house down. I'd love to see you do it again at the next party. Speaking of parties I haven't been to one that can live up to that one time we made a slip n slide with beer instead of water and all the girls' halter tops kept turning into belts. What a day! It reminds me of the great hall of fame partier Michael Kelso, who truly set the bar for partying back in the 70s. While we're here lets break down the tape and rank the best party heroes of all time bases on entirely biased criterion:


The Wolfpack (Hangover) - What crazy shit have they not done?
Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn (Old School) - Ferrell kills it as Frank the Tank, but Wilson and Vaughn more than enough to party it up when they start their own fraternity.
The kid from The Girl Next Door - Takes a road trip to Vegas when he's in high school and films a porno at his prom, fuckin a.
Ferris Bueller - Skipped school in mad style
Van Wilder - Dude was dope at not only coordinating your party, he made sure you got laid too. A true bro.
Jonah Hill (Superbad) - Is that fuckin period blood?
Dante (Grandma's Boy) - Hope its cool if I brought some friends from the Angry Beaver.
Stan and Kyle - There will be punch and pie
The Delta House
Zack Morris
Steve Stiffler
Tom Cruise in Risky Business
Cal Naughton Jr
The Fonz
Mark Zuckerberg
Hunter S Thompson
Mark Cuban
Prince Harry
Whitney Houston
Josh Hamilton
Len Bias
River Phoenix
Robert Downey Jr

And last but not least

Charlie Sheen

I stopped ranking them after a while because I have so much knowledge and got nostalgic trying to go through all this stuff thats not relevant to the topic.
:rolleyes

Does anybody have anything real to talk about on this site? Kids these days...sheesh!

[Avante]

Standard-issue Avante post. Btw I did that on my iPhone

How many people do we really need all doing this...

A..Cowboys suck.
B...fuck you faggot!
A...Tony Romo is a queer.
B...you're just pissed because he beat your wahwahwah..don't hit me-Giants team.
A...You mean that Superbowl winning Giants team?
B...you suck faggot!
A...ask your mama if I'm a faggot.

I 'd rather do something else, ok with you?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Come on, broaden your horizons youngster! Let's talk about obscure blues artists and 1940's track and field athletes--whaddaya say?

Tell me, who beat Jimmy Crotchstain's record in the 100m?

[Edward]

Avante's use of the term "sheesh!" is among his gayest forms of communication on this site. It's right up there with, "Why not learn something," "Wimper wahwah," "Lets stop ignoring reality, mkay?" and of course, "I want it all."

[Avante]

Come on, broaden your horizons youngster! Let's talk about obscure blues artists and 1940's track and field athletes--whaddaya say?

Tell me, who beat Jimmy Crotchstain's record in the 100m?

I don't talk about that stuff here. Why act like I do?

Ok. ok, ok....I'd dump anything pre right now. I need to be just like everyone else. Talk Trent Richardson not....

Marion Mottley
Jimmy Brown
Bobby Mitchell
Leroy Kelly
Greg Pruitt
Mike Pruitt
Ernest Byner
Kevin Mack
Eric Metcalf
Patrick Hillis

...haahaha!!!!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

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[Avante]

Avante's use of the term "sheesh!" is among his gayest forms of communication on this site. It's right up there with, "Why not learn something," "Wimper wahwah," "Lets stop ignoring reality, mkay?" and of course, "I want it all."

Stay simple slick, it looks good on you.

[Trainwreck2100]

Don't be cancer, oh wait you can't not be cancer

[Avante]

Don't be cancer, oh wait you can't not be cancer

I'm not the one acting like some retarted asshole guy, that would be you. Why not talk some football instead of the stupid bullshit?

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm not the one acting like some retarted asshole guy, that would be you.

nope that's pretty much you.

[Trainwreck2100]

i stand corrected "retarded asshole" isnt an act for you.

[Avante]

nope that's pretty much you.

Dude, why are you spending all your time here worrying about me? I'm all you do here, why? I just wanna talk some football, you really don't see that? You act like I'm some ax murderer or something.

[Trainwreck2100]

bitching about me isn't talking football

[Avante]

bitching about me isn't talking football

Dude, just leave me alone, ok? Put me on ignore or something, you are looking like some sick stalker.

Dude, this will be my last response to you, you got problems.

See ya!

[Trainwreck2100]

Dude, this will be my last response to you, you got problems.



lol no it won't, you're a liar and a hipocrit don't make such declarations when you can't keep them

[Avante]

I 'd like to apologize for the bullshit. I really just wanna talk football. Not go off into stupidville with some crybabies who need everyone to be like them/do what they want. Sorry all that bullshit has to get in the way. I do not start it.

[Trainwreck2100]

:cry I don't start it so that makes it okay when i do it :cry

[Trainwreck2100]

:cry

[Clipper Nation]

I 'd like to apologize for the bullshit.
We'll accept your apology if you never, ever post here again, tbh....

[Avante]

We'll accept your apology if you never, ever post here again, tbh....

It seems to me I'm the one trying to talk some football as you and some other dumb fucks are too busy acting like punk kids. Dude, talk football, nobody here wants to see you following me around acting like a jerk, Damn guy figure it the fuck out. Don't read me, put me on ignore, whatever, just stop acting like a fucking punk. Look at you man if anyone needs to stop posting it's you. You don't add a fucking thing here at all, nothing!

[Avante]

All this bullshit was entertaining and funny in the off season. Now we have football back. I'm not here to play silly ass immature bullshit, I'm here to talk serious NFL. Do we really the sillyness? Talk football, cool all the childish shit like this freak Clipper Nation. Cat adds nothing here all he wants to do is bug. Talk football!

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

It seems to me I'm the one trying to talk some football as you and some other dumb fucks are too busy acting like punk kids. Dude, talk football, nobody here wants to see you following me around acting like a jerk, Damn guy figure it the fuck out. Don't read me, put me on ignore, whatever, just stop acting like a fucking punk. Look at you man if anyone needs to stop posting it's you. You don't add a fucking thing here at all, nothing!

Fuck yourself, you piece of shit. Just because you act like a tough guy doesn't mean you are one you lace curtain Irish fucking pussy.

[Avante]

Fuck yourself, you piece of shit. Just because you act like a tough guy doesn't mean you are one you lace curtain Irish fucking pussy.

That was beyond sad. It's a shame we have soooo many young kids here without a clue.

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

That was beyond sad. It's a shame we have soooo many young kids here without a clue.

Pfft. What's the matter smart ass, don't know any fuckin' Shakespeare?

[Avante]

Pfft. What's the matter smart ass, don't know any fuckin' Shakespeare?

This what we are going to do fucker, so pay close attention. I'm going to prove my point about here to talk football by ignoring your narrow little ass. You are going to try to puff up like a banty rooster in heat but nobody will be paying any attention. You got no game amigo and it's very obvious no brains. You just got owned slick.

Have a nice day:hat

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

This what we are going to do fucker, so pay close attention. I'm going to prove my point about here to talk football by ignoring your narrow little ass. You are going to try to puff up like a banty rooster in heat but nobody will be paying any attention. You got no game amigo and it's very obvious no brains. You just got owned slick.

Have a nice day:hat

You think you can just come in here and pop somebody and there's some kind of special card to play? I run rat fucks like you okay, and I don't like em. You're a nobody. You signed the papers, remember? Now I'm the only person on the face of this forum who even knows who you really are. How about I just erase your file, huh? Then you're just another spammer open to ban for I don't know how many offenses.

[Clipper Nation]

You are going to try to puff up like a banty rooster in heat but nobody will be paying any attention.
You're paying attention, because you're responding to it....


You got no game amigo and it's very obvious no brains.
He's obviously got plenty of game, since it's clearly working to perfection....


You just got owned slick.
:lol Once again claiming victory without actually doing anything

I'm sure your response will be one of the old standbys:

:cry "What do you do on here besides leech?" :cry
:cry "Grow UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :cry
:cry "I'm trying to talk serious 1940's NFL here!" :cry

[Trainwreck2100]

This what we are going to do fucker, so pay close attention. I'm going to prove my point about here to talk football by ignoring your narrow little ass.

Says he's only going to talk football

You are going to try to puff up like a banty rooster in heat but nobody will be paying any attention. You got no game amigo and it's very obvious no brains. You just got owned slick.

Have a nice day:hat
Then doesn't talk football

[Avante]

Ok starting with this post, I will no longer be responding to the little kids here that are fucking up the board. Let's talk football, if it's not something about football I won't be there.

So many of you really do need to grow it, it's annoying to have you acting like you do. GROW UP!!!!!!!!

Here I am simply talking about the sport, you are the ones ruining things not me.

[Clipper Nation]

Ok starting with this post, I will no longer be responding to the little kids here that are fucking up the board.
crofl

We all know you're going to respond in butthurt fashion to every single post, B.... :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Here I am simply talking about the sport, you are the ones ruining things not me.
You've spent an entire page of this very thread actively NOT talking about football, dumbass....

[Saul Silver]

Ok starting with this post, I will no longer be responding to the little kids here that are fucking up the board. Let's talk football, if it's not something about football I won't be there.

So many of you really do need to grow it, it's annoying to have you acting like you do. GROW UP!!!!!!!!

Here I am simply talking about the sport, you are the ones ruining things not me.

:lmao get trolled on bitch! how ya gonna feed that c unt judy when you keep laying your unemployment check on the fuckin rams?

[Trainwreck2100]

This what we are going to do fucker, so pay close attention. I'm going to prove my point about here to talk football by ignoring your narrow little ass. You are going to try to puff up like a banty rooster in heat but nobody will be paying any attention. You got no game amigo and it's very obvious no brains. You just got owned slick.

Have a nice day:hat
Very next post here

Ok starting with this post, I will no longer be responding to the little kids here that are fucking up the board. Let's talk football, if it's not something about football I won't be there.

So many of you really do need to grow it, it's annoying to have you acting like you do. GROW UP!!!!!!!!

Here I am simply talking about the sport, you are the ones ruining things not me.

[Blake]

So many of you really do need to grow it, it's annoying to have you acting like you do. GROW UP!!!!!!!!

Here I am simply talking about the sport, you are the ones ruining things not me.

So it was everyone else that got you pinked. Not anything you did.

Right.

[Trainwreck2100]

Ok starting with this post, I will no longer be responding to the little kids here that are fucking up the board. Let's talk football, if it's not something about football I won't be there.

So many of you really do need to grow it, it's annoying to have you acting like you do. GROW UP!!!!!!!!

Here I am simply talking about the sport, you are the ones ruining things not me.



So why not do us both a favor, leave me alone, dude you are one huge bore. Same old shit over and over and over and......damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go do something else...ok?

:lol still not talking football

[chunticakes]

nothing like geriatric pwnage tbh.

in other news, avante's foreskin is predicted to win this week.

[Avante]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is funnier than hell:hat

[Clipper Nation]

Ok starting with this post, I will no longer be responding to the little kids here that are fucking up the board.


Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is funnier than hell:hat

:lol Hypocrite