Week 3 Thread

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I only get the Redskins-Bengals game at 1pm :bang

[IronMexican]

S'go

[DPG21920]

Lame - I have RZ btw fwiw imho tbh

[Lincoln]

i only get cowboys game crofl

i got nfl network tho but i dont think it has redzone?


oh well, used to watching sports on shit streams

[symple19]

I only get the Redskins-Bengals game at 1pm :bang

use the link, young padawan

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

holy shit what a start for Cincy!

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

use the link, young padawan
send it again my nigga

[symple19]

lol Harbaugh already going nuclear on the sideline

[Lincoln]

:lmao skins

[jeebus]

I got C:lolwboys and R:crydskins.

Monkeyball or Jason "I can't catch the fucking ball" Witten...

[jeebus]

:lmao cowboys

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Romo intercepted:lol

[leemajors]

Splendid romo. Love that gutsy fake reverse call to lead off too.

[symple19]

Vikes marching on the Niners...wow

[Lincoln]

this skins game is going to be a shootout

lol its only fitting that when the skins offense actually gets good, the d goes to shit. If they had the defense of the 05-09 skins theyd be a division winner easily

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

T.J. Graham shows up for the Bills!

[symple19]

That goddamn boooowoooooo horn they use at Viking games should be blown up....makes it almost impossible to watch a game at the metrodome

[symple19]

wowowow....minnesota just punked the Niners on 4th and goal

[jeebus]

Nice job Dalton. Romo Jr. over there

[Bill_Brasky]

lol Witten talking shit then dropping the first pass thrown to him
lol Romo interception
lol multiple offsides or false starts on every series
lol most undisciplined team I've ever watched
lol Jerry Jones
lol Jason "yes man" Garrett
lol getting your asses handed to you by a mediocre team, talking a bunch of shit about how it motivated you, then coming out and doing the same shit against another mediocre team
lol Cowboys

[Lincoln]

dalton threw a pick 6 from his own 2 yard line!

[Lincoln]

sup jeebus N!GGA

[jeebus]

sup jeebus N!GGA

Romo's interceptions brah

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Kyle Williams is beasting for the Bills so far this year

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

CJ Spiller is so fucking good:lol

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I lead the league (by 2) with 7 TD passes:lol

[JoeTait75]

What'd I tell you, DD? The pass is there all day against Cleveland.

Spiller is playing like in a video game right now.:wow

[jeebus]

Watching Romo play is like watching the universe being created. Beautiful.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

It ain't over yet JT...we're both bad teams:lol


Andrew Luck with the bomb

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Watching Romo play is like watching the universe being created. Beautiful.
:lmao

[J.T.]

It ain't over yet JT...we're both bad teams:lol


Andrew Luck with the bomb

Might want to consider abbreviating Joe's name differently

And that pass was beautiful, just like Peyton for 1/5 the money

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Fuck, Spiller dislocated his shoulder or broke his collarbone...fuck

[Lincoln]

:wow

[Trainwreck2100]

Fuck, Spiller dislocated his shoulder or broke his collarbone...fuck

seriously?

[JoeTait75]

Sucks, DD... I am glad he's out of the game, tbh.

[jeebus]

Fuck, Spiller dislocated his shoulder or broke his collarbone...fuck

update, niigger!

[Trainwreck2100]

lol titans punked the lions, there goes my pick for that game

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Still waiting on Spiller updates...all we know is it's a left shoulder injury. There goes the only reason to watch the Bills

[TE]

Fuck, Spiller dislocated his shoulder or broke his collarbone...fuck

:lol wow

[DPG21920]

Sucks so bad for me. Spiller was blowing up this game already. Such bullsh*t

[vander]

wow, Ponder looking like an elite QB against the 9ers D

[gaKNOW!blee]

Still waiting on Spiller updates...all we know is it's a left shoulder injury. There goes the only reason to watch the Bills

luckily fred jackson is no slouch...hopefully he is back next week

[symple19]

lol Niners

lol getting owned by Ponder

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Niners
:lol Alex "Game Manager" Smith

[J.T.]

Luck should convert to RB, 2 car for 32 yards. I guess that makes up for Chris Johnson not doing anything for my team

[Lincoln]

:lmao bengals just tried to fake FG run from the 5 yard line. Could've been up 2 possessions

[Lincoln]

what is this shit playcalling? enough with the slow developing stretch plays and pistol formation bullshit. wish RG3 would actually pass the ball or roll out of the pocket. that o line is terrible.

[DPG21920]

Cannot believe CJ. So depressing to have a great team and just injury after injury.

[symple19]

Niners getting dominated on both sides of the ball at the line of scrimmage... Smith is gonna have to throw it more...

[LnGrrrR]

Here's hoping CJ just sprained his shoulder or something mild.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I'm legitimately depressed. Fuck this.

[jeebus]

Dallas FalseStarts

[TE]

Dallas O-line is just plain shit in the running game.

[benefactor]

Just discovering NFL Red Zone. Holy shit what a great channel.

[Lincoln]

48 total fuckin yards and its almost halftime? :lmao

[jeebus]

R:rollinm:rollin

[Trainwreck2100]

surpised bailey remembers how to kick a fg it's like his 2nd of the season

[TE]

:lmao if it's not penalties, it's bad o-line
:lmao if it's none of that, it's romo and his intended receiver not being on the same page
:lmao if its none of the above, it's receivers slipping in the endzone


It's comical at this point tbh.

[TE]

:lmao failed onside kick
:lmao giving up a short field

[Trainwreck2100]

lol why the fuck would you throw your hat into the path of the player

[TE]

lol why the fuck would you throw your hat into the path of the player

:lmao

[benefactor]

lol Chris Johnson

[MannyIsGod]

RGIII having his worst game of the year but it will be interesting to see if/how he bounces back on this drive and in the 2nd half.

[J.T.]

Andrew Luck has been swole as fuck in the first half. Little bit above 50% comp. but Wayne and Hilton have some drops, 156 yards 2 TD and most importantly 6/6 on 3rd down (4 pass, 2 rush).

[Bill_Brasky]

Just end the half Dallas....this has mistake written all over it.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Buffalo will lose this game, and it'll swing on a Tashard Choice fumble.

[JoeTait75]

Stafford has been a nightmare so far.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

lol Romo, are you shitting me?

[TE]

Dallas :lolline

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Stafford has been a nightmare so far.
Which in turn has made Megatron a nightmare for me

[jeebus]

Time for _allas to put in the magnificent Kyle Orton

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

lol Tannehill
lol Aggie

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

MJD:wow

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Miami melting down

[benefactor]

MJD:wow
Gonna need two or three more of those for the Jags to have a chance.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Nobody drops more passes than Stevie Johnson

[symple19]

Niners waking up

[benefactor]

Skins closing the gap.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Nice run by Morris. Skins back in it

[Lincoln]

Let's see of the D can hold up. AJ green has been going ham

Need more points from griffin III. What did MJD do?

[MannyIsGod]

Nice RGIII leads them on 2 scoring drives in a row. Hopefully the D can step up.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Let's see of the D can hold up. AJ green has been going ham

Need more points from griffin III. What did MJD do?
60yd td run

[J.T.]

Austin Collie
2009-2012

Never Forget

[benefactor]

lol Bears O-line. More of the same.

[benefactor]

crofl Tebow

[benefactor]

:lol

Jets QB's are big fucking bucket of fail

[J.T.]

Austin Collie
2009-2012

Never Forget

Might be a non concussion injury this time, disregard possibly

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Damn you Sanchez.

[benefactor]

Megatron starting to regulate.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Mark Sanchez is so fucking bad

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Miles Austin has one of the most punchable faces in the NFL

[Bill_Brasky]

If this gets called a fumble I'm gonna break shit.

[jeebus]

Miles Austin has one of the most punchable faces in the NFL

:lol

I was just thinking that

[benefactor]

AP doing work.

[Lincoln]

redskins o is marching now..

rofl 2 straight triple option plays

[jeebus]

:lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

Wow.

[leemajors]

Tony Momo

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah Skins driving again. Loving the triple option.

[benefactor]

R:lolm:lol

[Lincoln]

Redskins playing college offense...nonstop pistol formations and theyve ran like 3-4 triple/read options so far

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I don't see how that was a fumble by Romo, but that's just me.

[benefactor]

The Jets are a sideshow now.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Damnit another 3 and out by the Jets. Jets so far not covering for me.

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck, burning 2 timeouts in the 3rd on the same series is fucking fail.

[benefactor]

Luck with the rookie pick.

[TE]

:lol such bullshit on the spot of that ball

[MannyIsGod]

Redskins playing college offense...nonstop pistol formations and theyve ran like 3-4 triple/read options so far

I don't mind the offense. In fact I kind of like it but I doubt RGIII and Banks can take that kind of beating through a whole season.

BOOM MOSS TD

[Bill_Brasky]

So the Cowboys go from looking like they're gonna get a TD and go up ten to being driven and probably scored on, leaving them down 4. All in a matter of 2 minutes.

And this is the kind of shit that happens weekly.

[MannyIsGod]

3 straight scoring drives by the Skins. Credit Shanny and RGIII with good good good adjustments.

[benefactor]

That great SF defense is looking like ass.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Crap! Touchdown Vikings. Looks like the 49ers aren't going to cover for me either.

[Lincoln]

TD santana moss! Where the hell has he been this season? can't wait to get garcon back...

offense is finally moving, running game looks good which is opening the passing game. lets see if the D can step up, that secondary is terrible

[Lincoln]

skins board has even more kneejerkers than upstairs crofl

[benefactor]

Looks like Revis just blew out a knee.

[MannyIsGod]

Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[TheCultOfPersonality]

LOL! The Rams had 3rd and 24 and the Bears stupid personal foul gives the Rams a 1st down.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Bradford is holding the ball way too long.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Stephon Gilmore is so shitty

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

at least it was Travis Benjamin who scored on the Bills (The U)

[benefactor]

Wow Jamal Charles.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Frank Gore fumbles.

[jeebus]

God I love watching the Cowboys.

[TE]

Lol again Dallas o-line

Is there another o-line equally as inept? Holy shit

[Lincoln]

Kerrigan is a fuckin stud

[Bill_Brasky]

lol, fuck this, not gonna watch this abortion anymore. Gonna go grab some lunch and come back for some good 3:00 PM games.

[Lincoln]

Lol again Dallas o-line

Is there another o-line equally as inept? Holy shit

skins o line is pretty terrible as well

[symple19]

Thats it for the Niners...We all know Smith can't bring em' back with his arm

[benefactor]

skins o line is pretty terrible as well
Bears too.

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lol The Cowboys week 1 win over the Giants was such a fluke. The Giants gave them that game. :lol Victor Cruz had 3 dropped passes and the Giants D gave up a td on a 1st and 30. I can't wait to get payback when the Giants go to their 2nd home, Texas Stadium.

[djohn2oo8]

Joe Buck is UNfuckingbearable

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Touchdown Dolphins. http://i29.tinypic.com/2zipl5u.gif

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lol 49ers. Failing to land Peyton Manning will be their undoing. Their fans can thank their stubborn head coach for telling Manning how things were going to work with the O.

[Bill_Brasky]

:lol The Cowboys week 1 win over the Giants was such a fluke. The Giants gave them that game. :lol Victor Cruz had 3 dropped passes and the Giants D gave up a td on a 1st and 30. I can't wait to get payback when the Giants go to their 2nd home, Texas Stadium.

It would seem that the only games the Cowboys are able to win are the ones where the other team fucks up just as bad or worse than they do. Just like week 1 and just like what's happening today. If TB was worth a shit they would be up 20 by now.

[MannyIsGod]

Well this challenge is going to cost us our final TO. Not smart.

[gaKNOW!blee]

Stephon Gilmore is so shitty

he gets burned everytime he backs off the receiver....just let him press.

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lmao Witten

[jeebus]

Jason "I still can't catch a fucking football" Witten

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

omg, ya'll need to see Shonn Greene get stonewalled on that goal line run

[Lincoln]

:lol challenging when there is only 1 TO left in the 3rd quarter and its obvious you'll lose the challenge. shanahan let the crowd talk him into det one imho

[benefactor]

Inexcusable false start.

[Lincoln]

this ref sounds like forrest gump

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

:lolJets committing a false start at the 1

[MannyIsGod]

Dalton is killing the Skins secondary.

[LnGrrrR]

I'm curious to see how the Falcons play today. Their D was awesome last week.

[Lincoln]

Skins secondary is atrocious.

[LnGrrrR]

omg, ya'll need to see Shonn Greene get stonewalled on that goal line run

He's my starting RB in one of my leagues... I don't have to see it. :lol

Thank goodness I have Vernon Davis/Tony Gonzalez to trade for another RB...

[MannyIsGod]

I hope RGIII can respond.

[MannyIsGod]

Why can Stafford only throw touchdowns toward the end of the fourth this year? WTF?

[MannyIsGod]

Also, how the fuck are the Cowboys still winning?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Romo just got his clock cleaned

[leemajors]

Callahan has taken this o line to new heights

[Lincoln]

:lmao 5 play TD drive wtf

[benefactor]

Romo's got maybe two more weeks before he winds up sidelined.

[LnGrrrR]

God damn. I'm against someone starting AJ Green today :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Crap! Pick 6 by the Bears.

Bears lead 20-6.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Crap! Pick 6 by the Bears.

Bears lead 20-6.

[benefactor]

Nice play design by the Skins there.

[LnGrrrR]

Cutler should buy every member of the Chi D a beer after this game.

[gaKNOW!blee]

stevie johnson is impossible to defend in the red zone

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Thank you for holding onto a pass, Stevie. Big drive led by me

[MannyIsGod]

Damn RGIII just got killed

[TheCultOfPersonality]

105 yard kickoff return for a TD by the Titans.

[Lincoln]

damn what a hit on rg3

[LnGrrrR]

Fucking Jets. :lol 1st an goal on the 1 and they kick a FG.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

The 49ers game doesn't make any sense. Not so much that Minny is winning, but that they have thoroughly dominated SanFran throughout the game. The score is not indicative of how bad it's been

[Lincoln]

where the fuck is the PI?

fuck these replacement refs

[Lincoln]

MJD goin ham

173 yds rushing 1 TD, 16 yards receiving

[MannyIsGod]

The Skins secondary is SO bad

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Touchdown Bengals!

[benefactor]

Good job Bengals. Need to avoid OT.

[MannyIsGod]

We're probably gonna have to start holding teams under 30 at some point if we want to win.

SMH

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lmao Redskins. I can't wait to see Elite Manning torch that secondary.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Andy Dalton is easily one of the most underappreciated players in the league. If he was black he'd be in the HOF already.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Yes. Field Goal no good by the Dolphins. Jets need to score on this drive to help me cover the spread.

[Lincoln]

lol lit up by the fuckin saints, rams, and now the bengals

I love how when the Offense finally can put up points, the D goes to shit.

fire haslett

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Jake Locker-Nate Washington:lol

[TE]

Demarco Murray is pissed off at his oline.

Rightfully fucking so

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Another 3 and out by the Jets http://i29.tinypic.com/2zipl5u.gif

[Lincoln]

skins shouldve fuckin went for it when it was 4th and 1 on like the bengals 20

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

god damn you, Moorman

[jeebus]

Another 3 and out by the Jets http://i29.tinypic.com/2zipl5u.gif

but what about http://i.imgur.com/7oUaB.gif Tim Tebow http://i.imgur.com/7oUaB.gif

[Trainwreck2100]

lol bryant stopped by the punter

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

If you're in a PPR league Romo just got a point:lol

[MannyIsGod]

That was a hell of a drive by RGIII

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Touchdown Titans.

Titans lead 41-27

[MannyIsGod]

I think the SKins have to go for the onside kick. No TOs and your D has been lit up. You gotta hope you get the onside, IMO.

[symple19]

The Niners will be in trouble all year if they get down early. Smith has been pretty awful. Just threw a pick for the first time in ages.

Reality check

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Double post.

[symple19]

but what about http://i.imgur.com/7oUaB.gif Tim Tebow http://i.imgur.com/7oUaB.gif

:lmao

[Lincoln]

TD griffin

[symple19]

Oh, and I'm gonna get smashed in my FF matchup. yay

[Lincoln]

damn nice drive by RG3 but theyre outta time tbh

[TheCultOfPersonality]

but what about http://i.imgur.com/7oUaB.gif Tim Tebow http://i.imgur.com/7oUaB.gif

:lol He sucks more than Sanchez.

[MannyIsGod]

I hope the D can hold now.

[MannyIsGod]

Huge huge huge huge 3rd down here.

[Lincoln]

skins get the ball on onside but didnt kick it far enough :rollin

[BUMP]

I haven't seen a QB this inept against the Cowboys in quite awhile.

:lol Black QB's

[MannyIsGod]

Looks like the got the stop. RGIII may have a chance here.

[Lincoln]

shhh manny, im a few plays behind you, watching it on a shit stream imo

[MannyIsGod]

That Chiefs play :o

[benefactor]

Alex Smith pick. More proof that a game manager just won't get you there.

[MannyIsGod]

shhh manny, im a few plays behind you, watching it on a shit stream imo

http://www.coolsport.tv/stream5.html

Quality is shit but its not as far behind. RZ will probably start showing the plays soon.

[Lincoln]

I haven't seen a QB this inept against the Cowboys in quite awhile.

:lol Black QB's

freeman needs to transmutate that sexual energy towards throwing the ball imho

[Lincoln]

ellis just got stuffed on the 3rd down on my stream

[jeebus]

:lol Black QB's

He looks mixed but it's obvious he had a black father.

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao fucking downed at the 2. COMON BLACK JESUS RGIII

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Chiefs inside the Saints 40.

[MannyIsGod]

Hey Josh Morgan didn't pick up a Personal foul. Nice.

[jeebus]

Good job faking an injury there to stop the clock

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

So many good games this week

[MannyIsGod]

So much for protecting recievers. He went right at Hankerson's head.

[Lincoln]

:lmao just saw the punt. Rg3 gotta drive it 98 yards in 1:55 crofl no timeouts

[benefactor]

Good lord scrape him off the field so we can get this over with.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I'm winning my ESPN league 153.5-55.8...and I have Big Ben and Gates left:lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Yes. Touchdown Jets!

[jeebus]

Bengals D playing niiggerball

[benefactor]

Newman...what a dumbass.

[MannyIsGod]

Wow detroit

[symple19]

omfg Detroit!!!!!!!!!! Hail Mary

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Lions got the hail mary!

[gaKNOW!blee]

wow directv went to a commercial right as young was catching the ball...


why is stafford not in there?

[symple19]

incredible

[MannyIsGod]

Man the NFL is delivering today

[symple19]

wow directv went to a commercial right as young was catching the ball...


why is stafford not in there?

hurt

[benefactor]

Monkeyball will only get you so far.

[symple19]

pure insanity across most every game...amazing.


NFL>everything else

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Lions down by 14 points with 30 seconds left:lmao

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I turn away for a few seconds and the Lions tie the game.

[gaKNOW!blee]

hurt

big surprise...

[Lincoln]

holy fuck black jesus

[jeebus]

:lol 3rd and 45

[MannyIsGod]

WTF what did they call for the unsportsmanlike bullshit?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Bucs covered the spread

[MannyIsGod]

Man, fucking replacement refs a factor AGAIN

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

lol Saints

[gaKNOW!blee]

sorry but lol anyone who doesnt have sunday ticket right now

[Warlord23]

Crazy set of games

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

holy hell, what a noodle from RG3

[MannyIsGod]

Not gonna blame the refs obviously. You can't give up 40 points each week and win pretty much ever.

[MannyIsGod]

Also, RGIII is exciting as fucking hell. The defense owes him so much better because the kid is bringing it every game.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I swear I feel the Cowboys played way worse than the Skins today yet they're going to win. SMH

[Lincoln]

these refs are fuckin stupid...

[MannyIsGod]

sorry but lol anyone who doesnt have sunday ticket right now

All you need is RZ tbh

[jeebus]

Garrett is too much a pussy to have a confrontation

[Lincoln]

Redskins are scoring like crazy and near the league lead in offense yet theyre 1-2 because the defense and special teams fuckin sucks ass.

feel sorry for RG3, hes doing almost everything he can. and even on a bad day like today, he still put them in a position to win. :rollin 6 sacks

[J.T.]

Wow dude, fuck the Colts defense so much right now.

[benefactor]

Fucking overtime games. Do not give a shit about the Saints/Chefs. Show the Houston game.

[symple19]

Knew I shoulda started the Cardinal defense...

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Is this the same Chiefs team that got buttfucked by Buffalo last week, or is New Orleans really this shitty?