cantthinkofanything
09-26-2012, 04:05 PM
I know you've been trying to come up with money making schemes and I've got this great idea that I'm going to let you in on. We can be 50/50 partners.
Caffeine Enema Machine Stores
Small building with several partitions. People go in, disrobe, sit on a toilet like seat. A metal hollow tube comes up from the bottom and inserts itself into the customer's anus. Then he is flushed with caffeine laden water. Or coffee if they prefer. Customer gets the beneifits of the caffeine without getting full from drinking coffee or those sugar heavy energy drinks.
You can even have stand alone kiosks (like Red Box) where they enter, sit down, put some money in, and viola, caffeine enema.
Open up a few stores and set up some kiosks. Exit strategy would be to eventually sell the idea to Starbucks.
Caffeine Enema Machine Stores
Small building with several partitions. People go in, disrobe, sit on a toilet like seat. A metal hollow tube comes up from the bottom and inserts itself into the customer's anus. Then he is flushed with caffeine laden water. Or coffee if they prefer. Customer gets the beneifits of the caffeine without getting full from drinking coffee or those sugar heavy energy drinks.
You can even have stand alone kiosks (like Red Box) where they enter, sit down, put some money in, and viola, caffeine enema.
Open up a few stores and set up some kiosks. Exit strategy would be to eventually sell the idea to Starbucks.