anyone want to rap battle?

[cantthinkofanything]

While I'm known mostly for my blues knowledge, I can spit rhymes also.

[I. Hustle]

Sure

[Drachen]

While I'm known mostly for my blues knowledge, I can spit rhymes also.


Sure

Yeeeeeah? Boy!

[Blake]

I can spit rhymes also.

your mom likes to swallow
Her throat is hollow
don't try to follow
Or you will wallow

[I. Hustle]

ok... ok... mic check... mic check... 1,2... ok... ok

[cantthinkofanything]

allright...nice to see some action...
As reigning Blues Off champ, I opt to go last.

Let's see what you got.

[Blake]

Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay,
make things out of clay,
lay by the bay?
I just may!
What'd ya say?

[Venti Quattro]

Where is Rappin' Shaq?

[cantthinkofanything]

Where is Rappin' Shaq?

in your dad's butt

[lebomb]

Yo, Yo.......uh, 1 -2 uh 1-2....
Word to ya pops
ya mamma is a cyclops
on deez nuts you be hangin
yo futcha bride I bees bangin
so gets tha fuck otta spurstalk
befoe I club ya punk ass
with my cawk!!

[cantthinkofanything]

I’m ruthless
You’re fucking clueless
I gonna poop up on your mullet just to prove this
Your mom is toothless
She likes the blue fist
I gonna poop up on her head until I’m stoolless
You like the Stooges?
You dance with pooches
I gonna make a doodie pie and give it smooches

[Blake]

so gets tha fuck otta spurstalk
befoe I gently massage and tongue ya punk ass


we know how you ro

[lebomb]

I’m ruthless
You’re fucking clueless
I gonna poop up on your mullet just to prove this
Your mom is toothless
She likes the blue fist
I gonna poop up on her head until I’m stoolless
You like the Stooges?
You dance with pooches
I gonna make a doodie pie and give it smooches

:depressed

[lebomb]

we know how you ro

Man..........now I miss my girl. :depressed

[VBM]

Kreaysean bout to be jackin' some lyrics from this thread for the sophomore album

[DMC]

Kill yourself

(sax solo)

Why aint you dead yet?

[Avante]

you got no game
you're lame
it's always the same
it's a shame
you talk smack
like a hack
that's where you're at
jack!

you don't know the blues
a rich boy like you
you ain't never had to steal
for a meal
pack a piece to keep the peace
so cool that shit
if we are talkin' the blues
you ain't it

look in the mirror jack
white boy staring back
no idea where it's at
trying to talk smack
set your ass down
clown

I'm out!

[I. Hustle]

I can rhyme words
like that one with birds
I think it's rap
but it's really just crap
look for the trap
left by trolls I should slap

Lame

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Where is Rappin' Shaq?

I forgot the password. Sorry guys.

[PakiDan]

I’m ruthless
You’re fucking clueless
I gonna poop up on your mullet just to prove this
Your mom is toothless
She likes the blue fist
I gonna poop up on her head until I’m stoolless
You like the Stooges?
You dance with pooches
I gonna make a doodie pie and give it smooches

Hahahaha!!! Winner winner chicken dinner!!!

[Blake]

you got no game
you're lame
it's always the same
it's a shame
you talk smack
like a hack
that's where you're at
jack!

you don't know the blues
a rich boy like you
you ain't never had to steal
for a meal
pack a piece to keep the peace
so cool that shit
if we are talkin' the blues
you ain't it

look in the mirror jack
white boy staring back
no idea where it's at
trying to talk smack
set your ass down
clown

I'm out!

http://www.filmoria.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Kermit-Hook-Offstage.jpg

[Avante]

http://www.filmoria.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Kermit-Hook-Offstage.jpg

[Avante]

Another negative response, dude are you really that miserable?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

the cat sat on the mat

[Fpoonsie]

the cat sat on the mat

[drops mic, swags off stage]

[HeatChamps]

HeatChamp in da house
Watch out or you might be aroused
We know da Heat already won
I feel sorry for you son

You think your team is good
It takes more than being from da hood
We got Bosh, Flash, and Lebron
You know your team is done.

[HeatChamps]

.

[lebomb]

HeatChamp in da house
Watch out or you might be aroused
We know da Heat already won
I feel sorry for you son

You think your team is good
It takes more than being from da hood
We got Bosh, Flash, and Lebron
You know your team is done.


Damn......... *shakes head* at shitty rap

[HeatChamps]

Damn......... *shakes head* at shitty rap
Must suck for you to not be a Heat fan.

[Rappin' Dejuan Blair]

You called down the thunder well now you got it!
Shutting down all you clowns thinking you hot shit.
I'm swinging bowling ball nuts, ya'lls the size of fleas
your raps are more fucked up than both my knees.
I'm hung like a horse, you hung like mosquitos,
gonna run right through you bitches like a dozen taquitos.

CantThink, you lil' twink, you need to get pinked.
Only way to be more gay is to get your calfs inked.
Ain't no flow at all to the rhymes you spittin'
you just fartin' them out like the jizz you shittin'

Blake, make no mistake,
I oughta bust you in yo face like Sideshow Bob with a rake.
But I'll take it easy on you cuz I love Happy Gilmore.
Is your last name Trebek? Cuz yo mother's a whore!

Barely worth my time to mention Heatchamps.
That rap was as tough as your dolphin trampstamp.
Stick to what your good at which I assume is butthumping,
smoking pole, swallowing seed, and bandwagon jumping.

For the love of all that's holy, please quit it Lebomb;
your raps are as hardcore as an Amy Adams rom-com.
Leave rap to the pros, stick to composing butthole ballads.
Your punishment for sucking is that you CAN'T toss my salad

That honor goes to Avante, once he's done posting songs
he can kneel down behind me and turn his tongue into tongs.
Your rap was even sadder than Billie Holiday sounds.
Got a case of the blues? I'll give your mouth a case of the browns

And SFIE? Nice try but I know you ain't Shaq
If Avante misses any spots you can finish cleaning my crack.
Anyone thinks they can do better go and get your bets placed
but if you step to me you gonna tell me how my ass taste.

[lebomb]

Rappin Dejuan "goin nowhere" Blair noone
understands wtf you say
please drive yo big ass over to
the golden coral buffet
you talkin bout me lickin a chicks ass
with you big ass cankles that career
be bout outta gas
back tha hell off you 6 ft 3 in wanna be
center
cuz im bout to spread ya mommas lips
and my thick fat meaty cawk shall enter.

[Stringer_Bell]

Next time I ask you fools how my pee-pee taste
It's not an invitation, it's an honest question
From a jigga that still parties with heads of state
Gettin' dime-piece tricks while youz gurglin' dicks
Tell me, ho, you never kissed my hoes
Tell me, ho, you never ran my dough
Tell me, ho, cuz you know it's true
Go and tell yo mom u got my stench on u
I said, I said, I said
Tell me, ho
...one love

[Big Worm]

You called down the thunder well now you got it!
Shutting down all you clowns thinking you hot shit.
I'm swinging bowling ball nuts, ya'lls the size of fleas
your raps are more fucked up than both my knees.
I'm hung like a horse, you hung like mosquitos,
gonna run right through you bitches like a dozen taquitos.

CantThink, you lil' twink, you need to get pinked.
Only way to be more gay is to get your calfs inked.
Ain't no flow at all to the rhymes you spittin'
you just fartin' them out like the jizz you shittin'

Blake, make no mistake,
I oughta bust you in yo face like Sideshow Bob with a rake.
But I'll take it easy on you cuz I love Happy Gilmore.
Is your last name Trebek? Cuz yo mother's a whore!

Barely worth my time to mention Heatchamps.
That rap was as tough as your dolphin trampstamp.
Stick to what your good at which I assume is butthumping,
smoking pole, swallowing seed, and bandwagon jumping.

For the love of all that's holy, please quit it Lebomb;
your raps are as hardcore as an Amy Adams rom-com.
Leave rap to the pros, stick to composing butthole ballads.
Your punishment for sucking is that you CAN'T toss my salad

That honor goes to Avante, once he's done posting songs
he can kneel down behind me and turn his tongue into tongs.
Your rap was even sadder than Billie Holiday sounds.
Got a case of the blues? I'll give your mouth a case of the browns

And SFIE? Nice try but I know you ain't Shaq
If Avante misses any spots you can finish cleaning my crack.
Anyone thinks they can do better go and get your bets placed
but if you step to me you gonna tell me how my ass taste.


/thread :lmao

[Avante]

You called down the thunder well now you got it!
Shutting down all you clowns thinking you hot shit.
I'm swinging bowling ball nuts, ya'lls the size of fleas
your raps are more fucked up than both my knees.
I'm hung like a horse, you hung like mosquitos,
gonna run right through you bitches like a dozen taquitos.

CantThink, you lil' twink, you need to get pinked.
Only way to be more gay is to get your calfs inked.
Ain't no flow at all to the rhymes you spittin'
you just fartin' them out like the jizz you shittin'

Blake, make no mistake,
I oughta bust you in yo face like Sideshow Bob with a rake.
But I'll take it easy on you cuz I love Happy Gilmore.
Is your last name Trebek? Cuz yo mother's a whore!

Barely worth my time to mention Heatchamps.
That rap was as tough as your dolphin trampstamp.
Stick to what your good at which I assume is butthumping,
smoking pole, swallowing seed, and bandwagon jumping.

For the love of all that's holy, please quit it Lebomb;
your raps are as hardcore as an Amy Adams rom-com.
Leave rap to the pros, stick to composing butthole ballads.
Your punishment for sucking is that you CAN'T toss my salad

That honor goes to Avante, once he's done posting songs
he can kneel down behind me and turn his tongue into tongs.
Your rap was even sadder than Billie Holiday sounds.
Got a case of the blues? I'll give your mouth a case of the browns

And SFIE? Nice try but I know you ain't Shaq
If Avante misses any spots you can finish cleaning my crack.
Anyone thinks they can do better go and get your bets placed
but if you step to me you gonna tell me how my ass taste.

what's really funny
try sad
is that this cartoon just gave us the best he had
and it sucked
more into his ass-hole than being a player
now here I am
you can call me Slayer
not into being gross
kids play that
bring some class not talk about yo ass
hom-mie
you faded from the beginning to end
too concerned with the battle
I concentrate on the win
yo yo look at me, not down at the ground
don't clown
erase that frown
new sheriff in town
elevate
elevate
bring it up
not down there where you live
down in that dump
yo yo you lose again
a habit I guess
you need to stay on your level
not try to impress
now beat it
take a walk the last thing anyone needs
is more ass hole talk
look at me, look in my eyes
you been whipped
you do realize

[lebomb]

Yo, Yo, Yo, a one two, a one two
.......Yes I is a niggra that admits he cant flow
I do lick girls assholes, yall bitches already know
I do love the Runners and I know yall like to hate
I dont give a fuck, go grab ya bitch made
dad so he can watch you masturbate
I aint gotta good job, dont make much loot
I will still choke ya out and kick ya
nutsack wit my steel toe boot
Say what ya want, got no rhymes to waste
....sept maybe ask ya grandma, how my black
ass taste

[Avante]

Yo, Yo, Yo, a one two, a one two
.......Yes I is a niggra that admits he cant flow
I do lick girls assholes, yall bitches already know
I do love the Runners and I know yall like to hate
I dont give a fuck, go grab ya bitch made
dad so he can watch you masturbate
I aint gotta good job, dont make much loot
I will still choke ya out and kick ya
nutsack wit my steel toe boot
Say what ya want, got no rhymes to waste
....sept maybe ask ya grandma, how my black
ass taste

translation

I love ass holes. Oh yeah...yo yo and yo.

[Big Worm]

to bad we can't hear da beat......


why not use an already hit tune like this....



sang to da tune of Bill Cosby's Fat Albert cartoon theme.



boying, ching, boying, ching

Hey Hey Hey !

it's Ahh.. Van - Te!

And I got a 100 topics for you......

I will post twice as much as you...


we'll have some fun now, with me and all my TRolls...

fucking with each other, until somebody folds...


na, na, na

I work at a meth lab .... Ah Van tea


na, na, na

I work at a meth lab

A van te...


Well this is Slomo, the moderator for fun...
I may pink someone, before the night is done....

Na, na, na

I work for a meth lab, A van te..

Na, na, na
I work for a meth lab

Hey, hey, hey!

[Big Worm]

Yo, Yo, Yo, a one two, a one two
.......Yes I is a niggra that admits he cant flow
I do lick girls assholes, yall bitches already know
I do love the Runners and I know yall like to hate
I dont give a fuck, go grab ya bitch made
dad so he can watch you masturbate
I aint gotta good job, dont make much loot
I will still choke ya out and kick ya
nutsack wit my steel toe boot
Say what ya want, got no rhymes to waste
....sept maybe ask ya grandma, how my black
ass taste

comedy gold! :lmao

[Avante]

to bad we can't hear da beat......


why not use an already hit tune like this....



sang to da tune of Bill Cosby's Fat Albert cartoon theme.



boying, ching, boying, ching

Hey Hey Hey !

it's Ahh.. Van - Te!

And I got a 100 topics for you......

I will post twice as much as you...


we'll have some fun now, with me and all my TRolls...

fucking with each other, until somebody folds...


na, na, na

I work at a meth lab .... Ah Van tea


na, na, na

I work at a meth lab

A van te...


Well this is Slomo, the moderator for fun...
I may pink someone, before the night is done....

Na, na, na

I work for a meth lab, A van te..

Na, na, na
I work for a meth lab

Hey, hey, hey!

I am the Big Worm
yes I am
I slither in the dirt
slither in the sand
I gots no cock
not a nut on me
so I 'm a sad Big Worm
as you would understand

I eat shit
drink slime
what else would I eat
and drink
trying to make it rhymn

I'm the Big Worm
kinda look like a dick
until I smile that is

[Tap Dat Ass!]

I am the Big Worm
yes I am
I slither in the dirt
slither in the sand
I gots no cock
not a nut on me
so I 'm a sad Big Worm
as you would understand

I eat shit
drink slime
what else would I eat
and drink
trying to make it rhymn

I'm the Big Worm
kinda look like a dick
until I smile that is

Dat shit is $money$ dawg..

[lebomb]

Tap Dat Ass!

...........much respect dog. I would so tap and toss that ass in your signature. I would eat that like the Mayan 2012 was true niggra!!!

[Trill Clinton]

You called down the thunder well now you got it!
Shutting down all you clowns thinking you hot shit.
I'm swinging bowling ball nuts, ya'lls the size of fleas
your raps are more fucked up than both my knees.
I'm hung like a horse, you hung like mosquitos,
gonna run right through you bitches like a dozen taquitos.

CantThink, you lil' twink, you need to get pinked.
Only way to be more gay is to get your calfs inked.
Ain't no flow at all to the rhymes you spittin'
you just fartin' them out like the jizz you shittin'

Blake, make no mistake,
I oughta bust you in yo face like Sideshow Bob with a rake.
But I'll take it easy on you cuz I love Happy Gilmore.
Is your last name Trebek? Cuz yo mother's a whore!

Barely worth my time to mention Heatchamps.
That rap was as tough as your dolphin trampstamp.
Stick to what your good at which I assume is butthumping,
smoking pole, swallowing seed, and bandwagon jumping.

For the love of all that's holy, please quit it Lebomb;
your raps are as hardcore as an Amy Adams rom-com.
Leave rap to the pros, stick to composing butthole ballads.
Your punishment for sucking is that you CAN'T toss my salad

That honor goes to Avante, once he's done posting songs
he can kneel down behind me and turn his tongue into tongs.
Your rap was even sadder than Billie Holiday sounds.
Got a case of the blues? I'll give your mouth a case of the browns

And SFIE? Nice try but I know you ain't Shaq
If Avante misses any spots you can finish cleaning my crack.
Anyone thinks they can do better go and get your bets placed
but if you step to me you gonna tell me how my ass taste.



daaaaaaaaaaamn...dejuan came through and crushed the buildings!!!!

[mouse]

Sung to the theme song Gilligan's Island



Just sit right back and you'll read a post,
A post that just talks shit
That started from this forum dork
That had a tiny dick.

The man was a all day posting man,
His laptop full of coke
Five topics he post that day
For a three hour quote.
a three hour quote

The moderator started getting tough,
Avente just got pinked
If not for posters insulting him
The topic would have stink'd, the topic would have stink'd,

[Koolaid_Man]

While I'm known mostly for my blues knowledge, I can spit rhymes also.

I dedicate this to Timmy and the Spurs :lol

Play with my bone, would ya Timmy
It seems like you're good for makin jokes about your jimmy
But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like
I heard she was the 'SA dyke
But fuck your mama, I'm talkin about you and me
Toe to toe, Tim M-U-T
Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn't vicious
And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious
You get with Laker Fan oh is you crazy?
With ya mama and your daddy hollin' Bay-Bee
So won't they let you know
That if you fuck with Laker fan you're knocking on Death's door
And I ain't even slangin them thangs
I'm hollin' one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beeyatch!!!!

[Suspect]

Gayest thread of the decade IMHOTBH

[Gay Robot]

Gayest thread of the decade IMHOTBH

MMMMMM HHHMMMMMM
So much talk about cock I nearly jizzed my circuits.